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anonymous asked:

crazy!ponyboy headcannons >.>

OMG YES ILY FREN WHOEVER YOU ARE


-Okay so??? We all know he’s very stubborn and doesn’t like help

“Pony are u ok”

*visibly shaking and crying* “I’M FINE HAHA”

-When the voices in his head get really loud he’ll start tapping on things? Like he’ll just take whatever’s nearby and erratically tap a rhythm

-His back starts hurting after a while because he spends so much time curled up into a ball against a corner or something

-There have been times when someone has to forcibly remove his hands from the side of his head because he yanks on his hair and digs his fingernails into his head and makes it bleed

-He gets so mentally tired sometimes that he just sits back and lets them scream at him and his eyes go blank and it scares his brothers tbh

-On his good days, he’s really relaxed and easygoing and giggly and just happy, really happy okay

-He’s also very clingy on his good days, while on his bad days he has a  tendency to snap at and push people away

-It’ll get so bad sometimes that he’ll see shadowy figures and he SCREAMS and it worries the gang

-Once he had a panic attack and socked Steve directly in the nose and he felt bad but was secretly laughing

-He will sometimes sing old nursery rhymes softly when he’s freaking out, because it reminds him of when his mom would do it and that makes him feel better, but from the outside it looks creepy AF

Darry One-shot - Mad

A/N: This wasn’t a request but I thought it would just be fun to write.

You were in a pretty good mood and Darry had just gotten home from work so, you were sitting with him in the living room. After a while the gang came running through the door and you glanced at Darry. He shrugged and you stood up, picking up Pony’s books off the couch so they could sit down. You carry them into his room and when you return Darry has disappeared and Two-bit and Steve are standing on the couch, fighting…with their shoes on.

“Two! Steve! Get down! Or at least take your shoes off!” you shouted motioning to their feet.

They ignored you and you turned to see Dally trying to sneak into Pony’s room while holding a bag in his hand.

“Dallas Winston! You get out of there right now!”

Normally Dallas would try to fight you on it, but he had seen you mad and noticed you were starting to get annoyed so he slowly backed away from the door.

“Come here, Dal.”

He walked over to you and you grabbed the bag out of his hand, looking inside.

“Eggs? What were you planning on doing with these, huh?”

He just shrugged and grinned cooly. You set the bag on the table and walked away from him.

“Stay out of the bedrooms. All of you. Unless it is your bedroom or you are invited in by whoever’s room it is, no one is to step foot through the door.”

You turn to look for Darry when Two-bit and Steve start screaming during their fight. You roll your eyes and decided you shouldn’t leave the room.

After a while more of dealing with the boys acting completely terrible you lose it. You are past mad and trying to keep it together when they do something that pushes you off the edge. One of the boys had grabbed the bag of eggs Dally had and threw them at the wall.

“What the hell!? Get off the damn couch! Now! Who threw the eggs? Who? Tell me now damn it!”

The boys just looked at you and Steve tried to sneak out the door. You grab him by his ear and pull him back into the living room, making him sit on the couch. They all knew they had really done it this time. You start screaming and going off and Two-bit keeps dragging you on.

Darry walks out of his room just as you lunge for Two-bit.

“You son of a bitch!” you scream as you try to get to Two-bit.

Darry has his arms wrapped around you tightly and you’re trying your best to get out of his grip.

“Glory, (y/n). I’ve never seen you this mad.” Steve comments.

“Now you’ve really done it, boys.” Darry mutters.

You keep trying to get out of Darry’s grip, all the while screaming and kicking.

Darry has been holding you down for a while and you’ve started to lose your voice from yelling at the boys so much.

“You no good bum! You don’t do a damn thing to help out at your own house, but you think it’s okay to come over here and throw eggs at the wall at someone else’s!? Is that how you think life works Keith!? Why did you even have the damn eggs anyway Dallas!?”

No one ever called Two-bit by his first name, so the fact that you just did proved how mad you were. The gang was just lucky Darry was holding you down.

After a while of you yelling and cussing at the boys you had calmed down and Darry let you go. You were still pretty mad though and the boys could probably set you off again by looking at you wrong.

Two-bit walked over to Darry and whispered something to him. Darry glanced at you nervously and Two-bit turned around, not knowing you had been standing behind him.

“What was that Two? I couldn’t quite hear you.” you smiled at him and raised and eyebrow.

“N-nothing.”

“Well, that’s all right. I heard you. I’m pretty sure you said ‘Darry, man, your girl is crazy.’ Correct me if I’m wrong, though.”

Two-bit looked at you and braced himself for another outburst. You placed your hand on his shoulder and Darry got ready to grab you. You started yelling at Two-bit.

“If you wouldn’t have thrown eggs at the wall I wouldn’t be so mad, now would I!?”

Darry held onto you as tight as he could as you screamed at Two-bit and tried to get a hold of him as the rest of the boys watched, terrified.

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Mod: Meet my newest oc, Icarus Eros. And yeah he’ s a damn femboy, so shut up!

Info: He is a Pegasus Afruition. Afrutions are a species of ponies who grow fruit on their bodies(in his case, his wings). Icarus is 20 years old(2 years older than the twins, 2 years younger than Peri), virgin(Ooh la la~), single, and gay. Sorry ladies, he only loves cock lol X3. Plus male afruition are apparently able to give birth if they mate with another male(only is they are another afruition or a normal earth pony, unicorn, or pegasus). Afruition don’t have cutiemarks but he does have a special talent, he’s a Cupid(aka he helps ponies find love, gives advice, etc). The necklace on him symbolizes that he’s a pet(like the whole slave and master kinky shit. So anyone who wants him, like as in a relationship, has to either buy him from his owner, or break him out). He’s a bit shy at first but once he’s comfortable with somepony(who is male) he’ll be a bit flirty. And he’s very generous and likes to share the fruit he grows with ponies who he likes or really need it. All in all, he’s a big hearted cutiepie.

The drawing below is by @thatdewmodstuff, who made Icarus for me and created the Afruition species. Go follow them they are amazing and please read up on their Afruition species, its so cool. I hope that you all will ask him questions and maybe want to ship him with your ocs! Thank you!

anonymous asked:

Can you do the character thing for Sodapop?

First Impression: I WANT TO LICK HIS FACE

Impression Now: I want him to be my brother

Favorite Moment: When he cuddled with Ponyboy and told Pony how it felt to be in love

Idea for a Story: A cute and fluffy Soda marriage imagine

Unpopular Opinion: Soda is not some innocent bean, he would have talked dirty to Cherry with Dally. Yes, he is sweet, but he’s not innocent.

Favorite Relationship: Steve and Sodapop (I hate Sandy)

Favorite Headcanon: That he’s super affectionate, that always makes me smile.

twentyonediscogrumps  asked:

Heyo! I have a little request from some Johnnyboy! Wedding/Prom/Proposal (Pick which one/ones you wanna do! Doesn't matter the order if you'd like to do them all. uwu) headcanons pls? If you don't mind that is. ^-^

OOOOH YEEEE

Imma do the proposal, okie? :3


-I think that Johnny would be the one that proposes, tbh

-He’d take Ponyboy out on a little vacation, probably to a beach

-Like, they’d get a hotel and just hang out sleep for the night

-Johnny’s really nervous?? Like he won’t meet Pony’s eyes and Pony’s just like ???

-And the next day they go out walking on the beach at sunrise or sunset, pick your poison

“Ponyboy, I’ve got something to tell you…”

“Yeah? What is it? Is everything okay?”

-AND THAT’S WHEN IT HAPPENS

-Johnny probably worked his ass off for months to get a ring

-Ponyboy does that thing where they cover their mouths and can’t speak and he finally just says “Yes!”

-And it’s so cuuuuute

-Pretty damn sure Pony would jump on him and kiss him tbh

-Johnny is sooooo happy

MY LIL BEANS I CAN’T-

Darry Headcannons - Getting a great job

Requested, thank you.

•he’s so proud of himself
•he starts buying Soda and Pony little things because he can actually afford to
•actually takes a day or two off
•he would never admit it, but he started crying when he found out he got the job
•he doesn’t feel as stressed anymore
•spends more time with the boys
•is actually kind of happier
•he feels like he doesn’t have to work as hard to provide for Soda, Pony, and himself
•and he doesn’t

Curtis Sister Imagine

Request: can you make a Curtis little sister imagine where she gets jumped on the way back from school? you don’t have to if you don’t want to

a/n- I hope this is okay, sorry for the wait. I know it’s not very good. :))) 

Today you were dying to get out of school since it was the Friday before Spring Break. You sprang out of you seat and shoved all of your stuff in your backpack as the final bell rang. You started making your way to your brother’s locker so you could walk home together, you noticed he wasn’t rummaging through his locker like usual. You groaned, remembering Pony had practice for his track meet on Saturday. You decided that you’d just walk home, since you didn’t want to wait at the school until 5 o’clock.

You made your way to the back field to tell Pony your plan. “Pony!” you called, approaching the track team. His head turned immediately upon hearing his little sister’s voice. “Hey y/n, we should be done around 5. You don’t mind waiting do you?” He smiled sheepishly. “About that Pone, I think I’m gonna walk.” He scratched the back of his head nervously. “I don’t know y/n, I’m not itching to get in a fight with Darry if I let you walk home alone and somethin’ happens to you.” 

“I bet I can catch Johnny if I hurry. Please Pony?” you asked giving him your famous puppy dogs eyes, none of your brothers could resist. “Curtis we’re starting, get over here!” the coach barked. Pony hurriedly replied, “Okay fine but you better be smart. I’ll see you at home!” Your eyes lit up, “Thanks Pone. See ya!” 

You jogged to the path to get home, and saw Johnnycake not to far up ahead. “Hey Johnny wait up!” you shouted. He jumped slightly, but stopped so you could catch up. “Hey y/n! Where’s Pone?” he asked taking your books for you. “He’s at practice as usual.” You rolled your eyes while chuckling. 

The majority of the walk you guys talked about spring break. About 5 minutes away from your neighborhood, a blue mustang slowly began to trail behind the two of you. Johnny noticed as well, giving you a nervous glance. “Just act like we haven’t noticed, if they get too close we can run to my house.” you whispered into Johnny’s ear. He nodded and you linked your arm with his. 

As soon as you were approaching the lot, 4 boys hopped out of the Mustang and your heart sank. You started to run off in the direction of your house, and Johnny began to follow. But, tripped & dropped your books all over the sidewalk. “Johnny come on, just leave em there!” He scrambled to get up and was desperately trying to pick up everything he dropped. 

One of the boys grabbed Johnny and the books flew out of his hands for the second time that day. You were torn in between running to get help or going back & rescuing Johnnycake. You sprinted back to the lot, only thinking about getting Johnny away from the dangerous situation. You grabbed the soc by the shoulder that had Johnny, and decked him. “Oh you’re going to pay for that sweetheart.”

The other 3 boys started towards you, and you put your fists up ready to defend yourself. They laughed in response and you knew you were fucking screwed. You were tiny in comparison to them, but none the less you were going to fight with everything in you. Simultaneously, they tried to pin you to the ground. You fought with all your might, fists and feet thrashing around. “Grab ‘er legs. Grab ‘er legs!” one of them shouted angrily. All of your limbs were harshly pinned against the hard gravel. 

“HEY! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?!” you had never been more relieved to hear Dally’s thick New York accent. The three boys were torn from you, and you sat up to see Two-Bit and Dallas team up to beat the holy hell out of them. The fourth was still whaling on Johnny, so with all of your strength you tried to get him off of Johnny. Catching him off guard, he stumbled backwards and you screamed for Johnny to run. Both of you sprinted to the Curtis house, and hoped Dal and Two would be okay. 

10 minutes later, Dallas and Keith burst into the living room sweaty and out of breath. Keith had your books and set down down on the coffee table, before collapsing on the couch, Dallas following. Luckily, nothing too serious happened to any of you. Damn, you were glad Johnny didn’t walk home by himself. You all heartily agreed not to tell the Curtis boys, not wanting to deal with their wrath. 

anonymous asked:

gangs reaction to a girl that's hard to get

Pony— he’s so fucking worried about being rejected or that she doesn’t like him. It would take the help of friends or a major confidence boost for you guys to be hooked up if you’re playing hard to get.

Soda— he fucking loves it because he isn’t used to it. He’s not insulted because he’s never had a girl NOT like him, so he knows what you’re playing at.

Darry— feels a lil rejected at first?? But when you drop more hints he just tries harder and may even do it back a little. Thinking more high school Darry here, but even current it applies.

Steve— is so rejected and pissed. Makes it sooo hard for you and will stop at nothing to make you jealous.

Two-Bit— ups his game 10000000% and borderline harasses you trying to win you over.

Dally— plays into it, gets sexual real quick, very much enjoys it, likes it better than a girl just saying yeah.

Tim— doesn’t play into it much because he figures if you wanna be with him, it’ll happen. He’s not gonna force you. But he does say a few slightly seductive things and try to make you jealous just because he can. Tim takes jealously to a whole new fucking level.

Johnny— thinks he’s not giving off enough vibes?? Asks all the guys if they think you like him, and tries with more obvious hints.

Randy— Acts like Ponyboy. He kind of ignores you a little because he feels played or rejected. He’s just extremely clueless. But unlike Ponyboy, Randy will eventually confront you with it. Once you go pretty far w it, he’ll realize and get sick of it. He’ll confront you and kiss you or something. It’ll be cute.

Bob— Just like Dally. Egos are extremely large smh. It depends on how bad he wants her, too.

Highlights from newsies live

- crutchie believes every thing Jack tells him!! He’s gonna ride the ponies some day!
- how les is so grown up in his mind but still looks back to his big brother for guidance
- LET THE MAN THINK so uh Jack, ya done thinking yet?
- David is so affronted by the whole thing he’s just here to sell his papes he didn’t ask to help lead a strike wtf guys
- Medda’s riffs are literally goals??
- Kara was so funny during watch what happens I could see every transition from each thought I really enjoyed it
- literally all of Santa Fe?? It’s so intense omg
- When Race sticks out his his tongue at “it’s my city, I’m the king of New york”
- Andrew Keenan Bolger made me cry during letter from the refuge ahhhh he looks so hopeful like he wants Jack to know it’s all going to be ok but he’s not sure himself but like he knows Jack can do anything
- Jack looks so small and scared while talking to Katherine right before something to believe in, my poor child!!!
- When spot puts his hands in a fist to stop the applause, he is so cocky he knows they’d do pretty much anything he’d ask and he lives for it
- hernst’s son doesn’t skip a beat just like yep that’s me
- after shaking Roosevelt’s hand Jack turns back to David like oh my god did you see that??
- When crutchie hits snyder with his crutch like yes you go crutchie!!! he deserves it what an asshole
- ROOSEVELT AND PULITZER ARE SO SALTY I LOVE IT
- Katherine smiling while kissing Jack, they’re so in love awww
-Each ensemble character had an individual personality i loved watching them all

ask-purple-power-ranger-pony  asked:

Today is my birthday, But I told Pinkie Pie no Parties, Because I won't demorph and eat Chocolate Cake. Do you think I should have a normal birthday with friends? Instead of having one alone?

Well, you can have a normal birthday with friends, I mean I usually have a birthday with my parents back in Canterlot and still enjoy the birthday moment.
*He thinks: “A power ranger pony that won’t demorph to eat a cake? That’s wierd since the helmet can be designed to only demorph the part where the mouth is.”*

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“Weird Al” has played:

-Himself but yellow (Simpsons)

-Himself but himself (Johnny Bravo)

-Himself but a Grand Dad (Weird Al Show)

-Himself but the best super hero (Weird Al Show)

-Himself but designed ugly (Sabrina)

-A freaking squid (Billy and Mandy)

-A cross between his 80s self and current self (Lilo and Stitch)

-Himself but CGI (Back at the Barnyard)

-Robot peeps (Transformers)

-Himself but with the second best super hero (Batman)

-A banana spaceman (Adventure Time)

-A brain villain [he was also a certain super hero and a manager] (Mad)

-A pony [which may or may not have made me a brony] (My Little Pony)

-Smart dude (Gravity Falls)

-An actually funny scene in this awful show (Teen Titans Go)

-Banana doctor clown guy (Wander Over Yonder)

-Anyone (The 7D)

-Squidward (Voltron)

-Some guy (Star V.S. the Forces of Evil - not pictured)

-Someone who might have killed someone (Milo Murphy’s Law; main character - not pictured)

-A robot who is quite weird (Uncle Grandpa - not pictured) -A dog (BoJack Horseman - not pictured)

This is why you should love “Weird Al”.

Person A isn’t good at giving nicknames. When person B goes, “morning sunshine”, person A stops, flusters, chokes on his own saliva, thinks about something good to say, and sometimes ends up saying things like, “hey little pony”. (Person B just smiles, because his dumbass is trying so much, how cute).

headcanon: show pony’s favorite thing to do is refer to people by anything but their actual name

“yo snake kid whats up”

“and here we have dj hot shrimp”

“hi there mr. death defying!!”

his one goal is to get on peoples’ nerves and he succeeds spectacularly

i really feel some typa way about these “dad hacks” for taking care of their kids like that video of that man putting his daughter’s hair through a fucking vacuum cleaner because he cant bother to tie a proper pony tail. like that isn’t horribly negligent and dangerous. or this video i just saw of a man (loosely) tying his baby to the potty so it becomes “mobile” instead of bothering with properly training the baby, never mind that the baby can fall and be really hurt. like we praise them for being quirky and cute but when it comes down to it it’s just men trying to get away with bare minimum and subtly undermining the proper effort that mothers put into taking care of their children. it’s saying that these techniques that women have cultivated for millennia are a waste of time. dads, please learn to properly take care of your kids. dont make a game of everything. dont try to cut corners. you’re not babysitting some kids you’re raising your children. and the rest of yall need to stop praising men for doing a little more than absolutely nothing when it comes to domestic work.