He looks like a damn fool. He looks like he smells like axe body spray. He looks like he thinks Tarantino is revolutionary. He looks like he says he can do a kick flip but he can’t do a kick flip. He looks like he says “she may call you dad, but she calls me daddy.” In real life conversations. He looks like Mountain Dew and yelling slurs in GTA is his favorite pastime. He looks like he can’t do laundry or wash a dish.
Knox: So the reason I showed up here for no reason is to ask you guys something………so you know how I live in the big city or whatever? Yeah….it’s expensive, at least for me, and I know you guys are filthy rich and-
Perrie: We can help you out a bit, honey, don’t worry about it.
Imogen: We can help you out a lot, really. We’ll get you a new place if that’s what you want.
Knox: Really??? And here I was prepared to beg for it! You’re the best!
i love the 'my man' headcanon omg tell us more about it! when was the first time alec called magnus that? was it a slip of the tongue sort of thing or said on purpose? what was magnus' reaction to the first time it happened? does magnus ever say "as your man,..." with a tiny smirk on his face as he continues on? omg i swear to god if alec has magnus as "my man" on his phone, im gonna die what a sappy dork
ausdfjasdfa I could talk about this headcanon all fucking day.
Okay, so the first first time Alec says it, Magnus doesn’t hear him. He’s talking to Izzy.
“Magnus looks pretty good today,” Izzy said with a smirk while nudging his shoulder. She’s observing
Alec scoffed, “my man always looks good.”
And Izzy just raises an eyebrow and laughs at him while he blushes and looks away- but he doesn’t take it back.
The first time he says it actually TO Magnus was a total slip of the tongue. He 100% saved Magnus in his phone as “My Man” because he’s a disaster romantic dork he just hasn’t really been given the chance to be up until very recently. Also- side note, I just think its super funny that Alec is definitely the more romantic of the two. Like, Magnus thinks he is but his idea of romance is a little bit quirky and Alec is the true traditional romantic. Ngl he 100% has also whispered poetry in Magnus’s ears under the stars on the roof of Magnus’s apartment.
But the first time Magnus hears it is when Magnus is getting ready to go out. They have reservations at this really nice restaurant that Magnus loves and Alec is super excited to go with him. Anyway, Magnus is wearing this really well-tailored suit, with signature jewelry, and a perfectly tied Winston knot on his bright blue tie that matches the blue eyeliner he’s wearing.
And Alec just runs his hands up and down the lapels of his jacket (jfc Alec has such a thing for lapels #confirmed). And sort of murmurs to himself, “by the Angel, look at my man.”
And the second he says it he realizes what he said and he kind of freezes and blushes, but he also has that signature Alec Lightwood Defiant Glare™ just daring Magnus to say something about it.
“Your man, huh?” Magnus asks. His tone is snarky but his eyes are soft- and one hand reaches to grab one of Alec’s which is still resting on his jacket.
“Yeah,” Alec says with this super dopey smile and then he raises this challenging eyebrow, “got a problem with that?”
“Of course not, darling,” Magnus replies.
And Alec just pulls him in and kiss him, they just barely make their reservation.
Of course, Magnus also uses this against him. Alec is just so weak and soft wheneverMagnus refers to himself as his man. Just falls apart, Magnus has one too many arguments by slipping that in. Cheeky bastard.
Alec is trying to explain why they can’t make out in the Institute but Magnus is kissing down his deflection rune and Alec is this close to cracking.
“As your man, don’t I get special privileges?” Magnus asks.
And, as always, Alec always just melts, and is like “yeah- yeah, you do.”
BUT ALSO! (wow someone please stop me) He also uses it hella to defend Magnus.
“What the fuckdid you just about my man?” Alec said glaring at a Clave official. Magnus isn’t even here, they’re just making joking comments about the slutty, bisexual, biracial Warlock and Alec won’t have it.
Normally, if Magnus is around, Alec lets him defend himself because he knows he can. But you’d have to be a damn fool to insult Magnus Bane in front of Alec Lightwood, especially behind that Warlock’s back.
“Don’t you dare talk shit about Magnus again. No one gets away with insulting my man, understood?”
And the Clave official just shakes in his boots and nods.
…. Yeah… So this got away from me….. My point is, Alec is just so soft and wants cuddles, and wants to be around his man. And he’s just so super happy that he gets to declare that he’s with a man, a great man, his man, whenever he fucking can.
at the Nissan, another day of first year girls worshipping her best friend. It
was typical, y/n was quite used to the fact that girls were practically
drooling while looking at him. She laughed and shook her head looking at
William, he shrugged while the two girls went toward Chris. He was well aware
of the fact that they were totally mesmerized by him, so he flirted with them
both and then went to her table and sit.
night about to come?
while Chris was sitting next to y/n. She was always welcomed at the
Penetrators’ table, being Chris and William’s best friend she was almost part
of the group.
and the boys cheered, he smiled and started to drink his Coca-Cola.
– I like
the blonde one.
while looking at the two girls who just flirted with her best friend, he
– I think
the ginger one will drive me insane.
He said and
Jacob gave him five; she laughed and shook her head.
like no one else does!
and opened a bottle of water; Chris looked at her and lifted the eyebrows while
smirking. Just another normal day at the Nissen.
SUNDAY, 11:00 P.M.
– Y/n, It’s
from the other side of the door; she opened and smiled when he showed her the
donuts he had brought her.
– I adore
and hugged him. She took the donuts box while he sat on the couch. Sunday was
their day, they used to spend it together.
– So, how
were the girls?
sitting next to him and biting a donut, he shrugged.
compared to you.
He said and
she laughed. Chris and y/n were friends with benefits. No one knew but they
started to fuck each other some months before. It all started during a
Penetrators party at Jacob’s…
– I bet y/n is the
best kisser in the whole Nissen.
Said Julian looking at
her, she shrugged and opened a beer.
– You are probably
She said taking a
shot, Chris smiled.
– Prove me.
He teased her thinking
that she was not going to take him seriously. Y/n simply stood up from the
couch, grabbed his face with both of her hands and crushed her lips against
his. He remained so surprised that he couldn’t move for some seconds, then he
pulled her closer and kissed her back. That kiss, accompanied by the screams
and the whistles of the other boys, made them realize how much they craved each
other. At the end of the party, he drove her home and decided to stay for the
night. The rest, is history.
moving on him; he grabbed her by her hips and touched her butt while she was
caressing the back of his neck.
confirmed kissing her neck. She brushed her hair behind her ear and let him give
her a love bite.
telling me that just to please me.
him while removing her own shirt. Chris blew on the already red mark on y/n’s
neck and gave her a kiss on the left collarbone.
telling you that because it’s true.
making her want more. She rubbed her body on his, already feeling his hard on
pressing against her inner thighs.
Schistad, shut up and fuck me.
his eyes lighted up in lust while he took her and gently laid her down on the
couch, he moved on her body and looked at her in the eyes.
– As you
MONDAY, 9:00 P.M.
– Where is
to William, he pointed at her. She was at the other side of the hallway, and
she was talking to Jonas. Chris looked at her and saw her laugh while she was
touching his shoulder; he knew her best friend, she was flirting and he was
totally keen on her. Who wouldn’t have been? She was beautiful, smart, she was
sarcastic and hot as hell.
– It looks
like someone will have a busy night.
when y/n joined them near William’s locker; she smiled and looked at him.
Actually, he asked me on a date.
while blushing a little. Chris bit his lower lip and almost dropped his book.
And you said yes? He is a first year!
she looked at him in confusion; he was definitely overreacting.
– I find
said and he nodded.
Chris didn’t know what was happening, but he suddenly felt a rush of rage; he
didn’t like the fact that she was going on a date with him and he didn’t know
THUESDAY, 2:00 P.M.
– So, how
did it go?
asked sitting next to his best friend on the couch. Y/n shrugged while zapping
and looking at the tv.
– He is
drinking her cappuccino. Chris looked away and swallowed a curse while William
was asking her about the date. Chris heard almost nothing of what his best
friend was saying, he was so mad and bothered that felt the necessity to stand
up and go in the kitchen. Y/n stopped talking and looked at him in confusion,
she thought he was listening but, apparently, she was wrong. William’s eyes meet
hers and they understood each other, as always.
wait, I want a snack.
and y/n nodded making him understand that he needed to talk with Chris and
figure out what was going on.
wrong with you?
asked looking at him, he almost jumped out of his skin.
– What do
half confused and half scared.
– You said
not even a word, you looked like you weren’t even listening. She’s our best
friend and she seems to like that guy, at least you could pretend you care.
his best friend and he felt like he had stabbed him I the stomach. It was true,
he was not being supportive, he was being an asshole and she was not even
making him feel bad for it.
sorry, you are alright.
and looked away, he couldn’t bear the disappointment in William’s eyes.
you explain me why?
crossing his arms, Chris bit his lower lip and desperately run a hand through
his hair. William was his best friend since always, he was his brother, he
could trust him and he needed to get rid of that secret.
– I think
I am jealous.
and blushed. William opened his mouth and looked at him in shock.
you like her! I knew that, God!
He said and
smiled, Chris was confused.
– Was it
that fucking obvious?!
opening his arms, his best friend bursting out laughing.
– To me,
it was! You two are always flirting, you look at each other like you could
undress the other with one look. I know the both of you, I remember the way you
guys kissed at Jacobs’. Please, all the references and the dirty jokes, not to mention
the amount of time you two spend together alone, if you guys are not
fuckfriends then I am the Queen of England.
explained and Chris almost chocked with his own saliva: William was impossible
to fool, he knew them both too damn well.
– You need
to tell her, mate.
concluded and Chris sighed. He wanted to, really, but he was scared.
– What if
I screw up our friendship?
He asked to
his best friend. William put a hand on his left shoulder and looked at him.
there is this chance, I will be honest. If you tell her and she’s not into you,
then you’ll lose her for a while, but she will come back, she cares about you
too much to let you go. If you don’t tell her, if you don’t take the risk, you’ll
have to watch y/n being with someone else and I think this would totally
said. Chris nodded, his best friend knew how to use the words, he was his
rational part, it had always been like this.
are you two having an affair without including me?
made them both jump out of their skin. She was standing on the kitchen’s door
with her arms crossed and she looked amused.
– I was
telling Chris that, since when he practically finished all the cookies, I’m
going to buy some. Plus, we would never have an affair without involving you.
said; Y/n laughed looking at him while he was grabbing his jacket. Chris opened
his eyes looking at William and he winked to his best friend.
– Y/n, do
you want something?
asked on the door, she frowned while thinking.
said while searching for money in her pockets. William stopped her and gave her
a peck on her cheek, she smiled and hugged him before he left Chris’ house.
– So, you
were saying about Jonas?
sitting on the couch, she shrugged sitting next to him.
– You don’t
have to pretend you care. I know you don’t like Jonas because of Eva’s
situation of the first semester.
and Chris shook his head.
– It’s not
this. I want to know if he makes you happy.
surprising her. Chris was not the sentimental kind of person, it was rare that
he talked about feeling so openly and directly. This was not his style and,
even if she knew he wanted the best for her, that was the first time he spontaneously
said to her.
– Too soon
to say it.
confessed and looked at him, he nodded.
– I just
want you to be happy, you know that.
He said and
she smiled looking at him. He was one of the most important person of her life,
there were no doubts about that.
asked me if we had sex already!
and laughed. Jacob was like this and that thing was supposed to make him laugh,
instead he froze. Just the thought that someone could touch her in the way he
did made him cringe.
– You can’t
have sex with him.
sentence just came out and he regretted in the exact moment he said it.
– What do
you mean? You can have sex with the whole school but I can’t have sex with
someone who’s not you, right?
Her voice was full of rage and disappointment. Of course she was mad, she
thought he was being selfish from the sexual prospective, she couldn’t imagine
he was being jealous.
not what I meant..
He said but
she was already grabbing her jacket. He stood up and sighed.
– You are
such an asshole, Chris. I don’t know what is going on with you, but please, get
over it. I can’t bear your constant depressed attitude of this last two days.
while putting the jacket on and going toward the door. Chris bit his lower lip
and rolled his eyes, screw everything, he was not letting her go.
her and, in the moment when she turned around, he kissed her. She froze for a
second, before realizing he was kissing her and not because they were having
sex. This kiss was totally different from any other happened between them. This
was sweet, patient, this was delicate and Chris was caressing her face while she
was closing her eyes and getting involved. There was no rush, no aggressiveness,
the kiss was taking its own time because it was intense, it was real and they
were just discovering something new. For the first time, she felt something
more than a passion, something more than a physical desire. She was kissing
Christoffer, her best friend, and she was feeling love. She opened her lips and
let his tongue in while hugging him and getting closer to his body. He gave her
a last quick kiss and smiled on her lips.
– I was
not being an asshole, I was just jealous.
confessed and touched her hips. She crossed her hands behind his shoulder and
– I get
and he nodded, his checks turning red.
– So, you
moving a lock of his hair from his eyes, he shrugged.
– It seems
and she smiled.
– It seems
that I like you back.
admitted and bit her lower lip. His eyes lighted up while he was looking at
her. A series of emotions crossed his face: doubt, surprise and then the
He asked in
surprise, she laughed and caressed his check.
and he kissed her again. She could sense his smile on her lips and she realized
she hadn’t felt so happy in a long time.
– So, we
have to tell William.
She said and
Chris lifted his eyebrows.
– Uhm.. he
He said and
looked at his best friend. She seemed confused at first, then she connected all
of the dots.
bastard! That’s why you guys spent a lifetime talking in the kitchen and then he
laughing and Chris joined her while caressing her back.
– What are
you going to say to Jonas?
curious and looked at her. She caressed the back of his neck and shrugged.
Pairing: Chris x Reader Summary: Chris falling in love with you Warnings: just fluff I think A/n: This my first ever Chris Evans story!
The first time Chris fell in love with you was in a tiny hole-in-the-wall bookstore. He had just finished filming ‘Captain America: Civil War‘ and was about to leave for a press tour, a long press tour, and he figured he’d find a book to keep him sane for the many months to come.
McCoy constantly seeing Julian at medical conferences because he still attends them.
McCoy always talking to Julian because the boy is bright for an idiot who thinks frontier medicine is anything but the worst damn thing anyone could ever have the utmost privilege to engage in and he’s so proud of this kid.
McCoy learning of Julian’s status and telling him it ain’t natural that Starfleet would consider punishing a man simply because of something he had no choice in since he’s met Khan twice and the damn fool wasn’t anything to write home about, augment or not. Julian though, he’s a good kid.
McCoy also pointing out that Julian can’t be that augmented if he’s dumb enough to have a crush on a Cardassian spy and still too cowardly to do anything about it.
Leonard Horatio McCoy just being a salty mentor/father figure to Julian Subatoi Bashir.