he has such terrible fashion at times

Hoodie

Y'all y'all y'all y'all guess who’s started writing fic!This is a monster idek where it came from but it came so here ya go.Also, I’m going to be cool and thank betas and things so a s/o to @ghostiemakingposties and shradha(who is sensible and is not on this site) for all the help I love you.
Constructive criticism is always appreciated! Also, first fic so be nice. Spread the love,y'all!

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It’s soft and fluffy and the first time Magnus sees it,he has to backtrack and take a closer look.He walks towards the grey lump slowly,hardly daring to believe what it could be.
And really,when he realises and picks it up and maybe (slightly) nuzzles into it,he can’t even blame himself.It’s just so squashy and smells so Alec and as he sniffs it(unashamed),he can just imagine his boyfriend sitting in a couch,curling that huge 6 foot frame into a small ball,cozy and comfortable,maybe reading a book (preferably with Magnus by his side).
The image in his head makes him grin and before he can think twice about it (and possibly do the right thing) he gives the hoodie one last sniff and swiftly folds it and keeps it in his shelf.
.
The first time he does it, it’s an almost unconscious decision.He’s just so
tired and he can still hear the voice of the old lady who came to him for help ringing in his head.He can hear the disappointment in her words when he told her that he just couldn’t do it and if it’s one thing Magnus hates more than homophobes,sexists,racists or just general assholes, it’s not being able to help a client.
He walks into his home and makes his way to his room to change into something comfortable ,once again cursing the Clave’s uncanny ability to keep Alec busy when Magnus needs him the most.He’s about to call his boyfriend,just to hear his voice (they’re such saps and he knows it and he loves it) as he’s ruffling through his shelf,when he spots it out of the corner of his eye.And really, no-one’s there around to blame him when he quickly pockets his phone,takes out the article of clothing and smells it.And as Alec’s scent washes over him and along with it,a wave of calmness, it’s only a matter of a few seconds before he’s changed into it along with a pair of pajamas.
.
He’s taken to wearing the hoodie around the house.Sometimes,when the day brings difficult clients or he does a particularly exhausting piece of magic and Alec can’t make it to the loft because he’s too busy at the Institute.
On those days,he comes back home and after being dramatic about Alec’s absence for about ten minutes and going about his usual pre-bed routine(something that he makes sure to do because once,when he forgot,the next morning saw glitter on his sheets and glitter’s an absolute bitch to get off of anything),he settles for the next best thing after Alec’s physical presence next to him or under him.
He never, ever wears it around Alec,though.He doesn’t even mention it to him.Maybe because he’s scared Alec might want it back or possibly because Magnus likes having this piece of his boyfriend just for himself that he can cuddle with after a hard day and really, without this acceptable substitute,where would he be when his boyfriend can’t make it to his arms at night?
So a few weeks later when they’re lying down in Magnus’s bed, inbetween all the forehead-kisses and nose-nuzzles and the whispered sweet nothings, when Alec asks him whether he’s seen his grey hoodie,Magnus replies in the negative with a suggestion of “Why don’t you check at the Institute again?”
Alec debates the idea of Izzy throwing it away because It’s horrifying,Alec and she’s been known to have disposed of Alec’s ‘horrifying’ clothes in the past and Magnus humours him with a “I wouldn’t blame her.You do have a rather terrible sense of fashion.” and to the sound of Alec’s indignant reply of “It was extremely comfortable.” and the steady thump of a beloved heartbeat against his ear,Magnus falls asleep,content in the knowledge that this is one night where he has the real deal.
.
Really,Magnus should have known that it was only a matter of time before his boyfriend found out.
.
It happens on a rainy evening.Alec,Jace,Izzy and Clary are hunting down a Shax demon when the skies open up.They’re too far from the Institute but they need to find shelter because it looks like this might turn out to be a real storm.So obviously (obviously),they go to Magnus’s.And if Alec was planning on going there after the mission anyway,this just helped his cause.
They climb up the stairs and reach his floor to see Magnus opening his door.On hearing the noise,the warlock turns around and sighs on seeing these four drenched teenagers,whom he may or may not love.
(He loves one of them a little more than the rest but don’t tell that to anyone.)
As they traipse into the living room,Magnus waits at the door for all of them to enter.
And if he just so happens to share a short kiss with the tallest one,nobody saw.
(That’s a lie because everyone saw and simultaneously groaned and the only reason the kiss was short was because of Jace’s huffed “Magnus, we’re all drenched and freezing so can you turn up the heat in here and then kiss your boyfriend senseless?”)
He obliges.
Honestly,he should have possibly had some forethought when in reply to Alec’s “Can I borrow a t-shirt?This one’s drenched,” he says “You can take what you want from my shelf.”
(Actually,he did have forethought.He was thinking about Alec removing his wet t-shirt to put on a new one.)
(It must be noted here that Magnus is more than just borderline gratuitous.)
So when Alec comes out of his room,holding a small,grey,rather familiar bundle in his hand, Magnus is speechless.
(He does, however,notice that Alec has,infact,not yet changed and is still wearing a wet t-shirt.)
“Magnus,” Alec starts.”Is this what I think it is?”
Honestly,Magnus can’t be blamed if he responds with a “Depends.What do you think it is?”
And Jace,clueless clueless Jace just
has to open his mouth and go “Hey, isn’t that the hoodie you were looking for?”
Of course,because everyone has to put their ten cents into their discussion,Izzy incredulously says “You accused me of throwing it out.”
And because this conversation is apparently no longer theirs,Jace pitches in with a “To be fair,Iz,you did say it was terrible.”
And Clary, bless her ,being the only sensible person in the room(apart from Alec.Alec is extremely sensible.Alec in a wet t-shirt is also extremely sensible. Magnus is easily distracted.) gets off the sofa with a clap of her hands and a “Wow,would you look at that,it isn’t raining anymore.Looks like we can leave.Thanks Magnus!”
This proclamation is followed by the redhead shepherding Jace and Izzy out the door amidst their protests of “It’s pouring out there.”and “But my hair isn’t properly set yet.It’s going to get frizzy if it gets too wet.”
The latter is Jace’s contribution and Magnus can hear the sounds of Clary telling him to get over it you big baby and after the door shuts,the apartment is deafening in its silence.
There’s something in Alec’s eyes and Magnus can’t seem to figure out what it is.This worries him because at this point, they’ve come to be able to read each other’s emotions pretty easily.
They look at eachother,never breaking eye contact.During the entire interaction between his siblings,Alec had unfolded the bundle and realised that it is,in fact,what he thought it was.
“You said you didn’t know where it was.”
Alec says it neutrally, unaccussing,as a statement.
“I may have lied.”
Magnus doesn’t intend for that to come out as blunt as it did,but he can’t take back what he’s already said.
“Why?”
That’s it.That’s all Alec says.Just that single word.
And maybe it’s the fact that the question sounded so innocent or that Alec’s looking at him with this indistinguishable look in his eyes or maybe that he’s still in that damn t-shirt,but the next thing Magnus knows, he’s telling Alec the whole story.
How he found it that morning when Alec had to leave in a rush because of the call from the Institute,how he was initially going to return it but didn’t,how he wore it without even realising it the first time and how it became a regular thing.
And somewhere towards the end of his story,Alec drops the hoodie on the counter,makes his way towards him,cups his face in his hands and whispers Keep it.
When they kiss, it’s new and tender and he’s so full of love,Magnus might burst.
(He is pleasantly surprised by the turn this conversation has taken)
(When he peels Alec’s t-shirt off, it’s obviously because he doesn’t want his boyfriend to catch a cold.)
(Obviously.)
The hoodie lies on the kitchen counter,forgotten for now.
They’re too busy to care about clothes.
.
Magnus does,in fact,keep the hoodie.
The first time Alec sees him in it,his siblings are, unfortunately, around.

anonymous asked:

In your heart of hearts do you think that T is Caits' SO? I personally think he is a friend and a possible partner to one of her friends. Cait did say that she was terribly shy and having someone along that she is familiar with would make her feel at ease and not alone in a room full of people she is not fully acquainted with.

She has said several times that she is shy. And she is also a very busy lady. Both are very good reason to bring a friend when you are traveling and making appearances at parties, fashion shows etc. Every one of those appearances involves much preparation. There are stylists to meet with to pick out clothing. Fittings must be arranged to ensure the clothing is altered so that the fit is flattering and camera ready. The day of the appearance there are make up and hair styling to be arranged for, and transportation to and from the event, both locally and to the event city from home and back. Future appearances must be discussed during meetings with agents and publicists which will need to be set, and then followed up on with RSVP when invitations are secured. And during all of this there are meetings and dinners sought and arranged with industry people who might potentially be the ticket to your next job or project. And then to add on to all that there is daily life to be dealt with: dry cleaning to be picked up, hair and grooming appointments to be made, pets to be got to vet appointments, bills to be paid, and groceries to be shopped for.

Such is the life in the limelight. So it is not uncommon for an assistant to be sought to help untangle the mess and let the person in the limelight concentrate on putting career first and letting the behind the scenes details of both career and life fall to a trusted helper. If that helper is also a friend and can help you work a room after he’s held your purse whilst you did the photo op then that’s all to the better.

And this friend is bound to get in a few inside venue pictures at these parties because even though you are not on his arm-he is nevertheless by your side. It’s an important distinction, anon, and one that I think Sam and Cait and Tony have been very careful to elucidate in the pictures that have been put out there. The recent Vanity Fair party was a prime example. Clearly both Sam and Tony are special to Cait, but each in a very different way. Cait is on Sam’s arm- a spouse, or lover. Tony is by her side- a friend.

Teru Headcanons (Pt. 1)

i finally finished another headcanon post!! yay me! i actually finished this about a week ago but tumblr deleted them all and i cried for like 10 minutes it was upsetting :’( but anyways! i got them done again! yaaay

Mob // Ritsu //

  • the wig was on purpose
    • he knew it was a disaster he just had to be sure no one remembered him falling from the sky naked and bald
    • like? i would do that too tbqh
  • he actually has terrible fashion sense though
    • he just? likes being colorful? the more color and patterns the better in his mind
    • plus that just means its easier to see him
    • im almost 100% sure he owns 8 pairs of floral sneakers that are all apparently completely different
    • everyones sure theyre all almost identical if not the same shoes
  • love at first fight
    • like…. it wasnt immediate but by the time he got home he was like ‘wow that timid guy kageyamas pretty cute and hes really nice hahaahahahaa fuck im gay?’
  • theatre gay teru is real and i will not stand for anything that suggests otherwise
    • hes actually really cool to the drama club after the fight?? like he becomes the person that Always gets the lead but u know they deserve it and ur always happy to find out that they did
    • he doesnt get the lead in musicals but he does get like the lead supporting role and hes always just as excited to be in them
    • on opening night when everyones Nervous hes like ‘squeeze my hands as hard as you can’
      • it is a good pressure stim…
      • and it makes the person feel a little bit better!! win-win
  • his apartment is really lonely so he likes to surround himself in very heavy blankets and some tea so it aint as bad
  • in fact he never cleans it so it looks lived in
    • when it is clean it feels even less like home
  • once he befriends the Esper Squad he invites them over a lot
    • mob is usually the only one that says yes rip
    • but they have a fun time
    • even tho terus internal process the Entire Time is literally ‘fuckfuckfuck im so gay???/?/??????/??????? shit’
    • especially when mob does the Sof Smile……… he fucking dies
  • the first time mob comes over after they start Kind Of Dating™ terus literally screaming internally at all times
    • when mob kisses him for the first time Very Sof he almost cries bc its so pure and hes so gay
    • hes also bright fucking red
    • mob finds it really cute
  • the first time he visits Spirits And Such hes really nervous
    • hes heard from mob that reigens really awesome so he knows that mob values reigens opinion and hes Very Afraid reigens gonna hate him
  • it takes all of 5 seconds for reigen to decide hes now responsible for another kid
    • teru also thinks of reigen as his unofficial father
    • the first time reigen does a Dad Thing like ‘im so proud of you’ or hugs him teru hecking cries
      • reigen thinks hes fucked up but then he sees terus smile and hes just ‘oh. heh.’
  • tome is his best friend and they meme all day
    • the group chat
      • teru: *string of emojis that have no rhyme or reason*
      • ritsu: what
      • ritsu: the fuck
      • shous phone is constantly dead so he never responds ever
      • mob: …. yes?
        • poor baby he just wants to be Included in the joke
      • tome: ME AF @ TERU
    • tome is constantly sending him the randomest fucking shit
      • tome: hear me out
      • tome: mothmans gay and really likes caramel macchiatos
      • teru: tru??????
    • they are a pair of gays and its good™

thats all i got for now………………. but uh. yeah :D

wow another rubiam high school au i'm so creative

i guess we’re kinda upgrading to college now??? idk

•the first time ruby does poorly on an assignment in college she cries for 4 hours about how she’s gonna be a stripper for the rest of her life

•liam tries to calm her down to no avail like “this is the first time ever in your life you’ve done bad on something it’ll be okay soon you’ll learn to do poorly and take it in stride like the rest of us” and she cries harder bc that indicates she’s gonna do terribly again

•when he asks what she got he has to physically hold himself back from laughing when she looks up at him with tears running down her face and says “B minus”

•she’s been crying for the last hour and a half over a B minus. she thinks her fate is stripping because of a B minus. this bitch.

•chubs ends up being the one who calms her down because in typical chubs fashion he just gives it to her straight and slaps the sense back into her

•"well if you don’t want another B minus, why are you wasting time crying over the one you can’t change? go spend the time you’re wasting right now on the rest if your work and make sure it doesn’t happen again.“

•she stops crying, nods and gets up to go do her work

•liam just stares in shock at the fact that chubs just did in 3 sentences what he’d been trying to do for 3 hours

•"sometimes you make me feel like a really shitty boyfriend, chubs”

•one night they set up a study date and liam’s like “what are we gonna study” and she goes “i don’t know…i need to work on biology” and he thinks he’s about to get lucky but that hope quickly dies when she actually brings her giant binder of notes and her textbook and falls asleep next to him at 10:30

•all his friends make fun of him for being whipped and he’s just like “wow i love and respect my girlfriend you really got me good what a burn 🙄🙄🙄”

•when she was on her period in high school she used to be able to kinda avoid him if she wanted to be left alone but now they live a floor apart and spend a good 70% of their time together so he kinda has to learn to handle her when she’s hormonal, cramping, and angry at him because he’s a man and has never had to go trough this

•he learns pretty quickly but the one thing he never quite figured out is if she actually wants him to touch her or not

•like sometimes when she’s laying in bed cramping he’ll try to cuddle and she nearly bites his head off but half an hour later she’s crying because he doesn’t want to touch her

•he’s mortified the first time she sends him on a tampon run

•not because “ew gross tampons periods disgusting” just because there’s SO MANY and he doesn’t know which one to get

•he calls his mom, naturally

•when she doesn’t know what kind ruby uses he calls ruby’s mom

•"Liam! how are you sweetie?“
“um hi mrs daly i’m good. but um, this is a weird question but i was wondering if you know what kind of tampons ruby uses. she sent me to the store and i don’t know what i’m doing.”
*queue ruby’s mom laughing for 12 minutes*
“the black box with the pink swirls honey”
“thanks mrs daly”

•they move in together after liam’s 3rd and ruby’s 2nd year

•they invite chubs to move in with them but he moves out after six months because “i’m tired of third wheeling in my OWN HOME”

•it was one thing to be sexiled from a dorm room he could just go to vidas and spend the night but to come home to your roommates having sex on the kitchen counter, where you eat off of,, no.

•they agree to wait until after they’re both done with college (which ends up being the same time since ruby took so many ap’s in high school) to get married bc that’s a lot of added stress and marriage is really just a title they live together and do all the things married couples do anyways by the end of college

•but by second semester senior year liam starts getting //really// impatient he knows what they said but he bought a ring last year and has carried it around with him all the time since then

•as soon as they’re out of the building where graduation was held he’s down one one knee and ruby rolls her eyes because wow impatient much but when he asks she says yes

irrevocably-delicious  asked:

For fanfic trope? Yo.... yo... gimme soul mate au. It's so cliche (i.e. I fucking love it).

fuck ha ha i know you like the free bois so……..rinrei?

Rei hates the soulmate business. Its really not beautiful. The fact that you age until you are 18 and then stop, and then age normally after you find your soulmate is stupid and incomprehensible. Like HELLO? How do you decipher whether you aged or not? After 18, the results wont show immediately so you gotta wait a few months to see if you have changes in your appearances or your height or build etc etc and it frankly boggles him. And by that time, how would you know who exactly??? is your soulmate??? It could have been anybody by then??? The exact pinpointing factor doesn’t exist and it makes him so confused that he tries to avoid the topic at all times. Lest he rants too much and gets nick named as the guy who didn’t believe in soulmates. Its as confusing as swimming to him. Only Nagisa has been privy to his rants.

Until of course, swimming happens. And more so when Haru turns 18. 

“Makoto-senpai? Is your shoulder width increasing?”

“Ha ha, really?”Makoto shrugs, beaming a smile outshining the fucking sun.”I didn’t notice it.”

No one is surprised when Makoto and Haru age normally. When they move about their life in Tokyo after college in that weirdly we-were-already-kinda-soulmates-from-birth-so-we-dont-particularly-care way. 

Its something beautiful and makes him yearn for it. 

He starts pursuing it. Dual major in Medicine and Soulmate Studies. He gets a chance to move to Australia for his final year, and continue his PhD there which he takes. And whereupon he contacts the one person he knows who lives there.

“Rin-san, I am……how do I say this? But can I …..move in with you?” He holds up his hands, palms forward, flushing. “Ahh, but only for a while! I promise! I will move as soon as i get-”

“Rei, come on man. You can move in ha ha.” Rin gives his trademark toothy smile. “Just shoot me a text when you take the flight.”

So they settle. Friends because of a healthy rivalry become roommates who……surprisingly blend very well. Rin who doesn’t get along much with other people, suffering his life with Ai’s messiness, Haru’s dazed and one mind thinking, Sousuke who steals his bed and cola just to piss him off, gets along swimmingly with Rei.

The guy keeps his things neat and precise, works hard at what he wants, and most of all has classical music taste. Sure there is a few terrible pop rock and hard metal thrown in there but Mozart hits the right notes after a gruelling workout. Food is terrible though and Rei’s “I am fabulous and I know it” fashion sense is actually pretty cheesy and laughable. But meh he loves it. 

They go out to a few places which Australia has to offer and search for food spots and play with Winnie from time to time. Russel and Lori love Rei a bit too much in his opinion.

All in all, he likes hanging around with Rei more than he ever thought he would. He could probably live with Rei forever and wouldn't think twice about it.  

“What are you doing? It’s saturday night.”

“I am looking at some old photographs.” Rei’s face is screwed up in concentration before he looks up. “Don’t you have training?”

Rin scratches his cheek. “Yeah…..it got canceled. Its a fucking holiday this weekend and the pool isn’t open so I am staying put inside.” He sits beside Rei and picks up one of the pictures. “Why? Whats this all about?”

Rei furrows his eyebrows and looks down at the table, strewn with pictures from his childhood. “Its…..confusing.” He mutters. More to himself. 

Rin pokes through a few of them. Rei looks adorable in this one. No better in this one. No even better in this one. He smiles easy looking through all of them, kinda wishing he was there to see it all. Rei was so cuteHe is always cute, even when he had ketchup on his nose and a soggy burger in his hand. Somewhere in the back of his mind, a little alarm bell rings.  

Then he stumbles on some pictures where he is there. Standing next to Makoto, arguing with Haru or putting an arm around Rei and teasing him or having a glaring showdown with Sousuke. There is even one when he had his 18th birthday party. He is sitting on his bed, down with cold and all his friends around him. Cake on his bed and popping confetti in the background. He is glaring at the camera, prissy about being sick. He chuckles.

Rei starts. “What is it?” 

“Oh nothing. Wow we have changed huh? All grown and gone separate ways…”

“Rin-san.” There is terseness in that voice that Rin notices. “We have changed.”

“Yeah thats what I sai-”

“No no.” Rei points to the photos he had in his hands. One from the birthday party and the other taken last weekend when they both had gone to the zoo. Rin and Rei have their arms around each other’s shoulders and taking the selfie wonkily. Rin notices how happy they both are, and how close. He hadn’t noticed that before. The alarm in his head is banging a little louder now. Nearly drowning out Rei’s voice. “We have changed. You and me.”

uh. have some teru headcanons lads

  • teru age 6: teru is a rich little boi who is growing up and does not have very many friend-making skills and is often reprimanded for being too soft and girly by peers and teachers alike. from a young age he was considered mentally gifted wrt schoolwork, much like ritsu. cries very easily over small things. pampered by his mother. his dad isnt around much. finds escapism in cliche shonen anime
  • teru age 7: gets psychic powers and immediately believes he is now the star of a shonen anime. acts as a “super hero” basically throughout most of this time. gets friends easier
  • teru age 8: everything got better when teru stopped failing, so teru adopts the idea that he is purely judged on his successes. this is when his mental state starts to deteriorate. nobody ever tells him that its ok to fail. gets caught up in this protagonist illusion. still a fairly sincere and nice kid
  • teru age 9: has started using his powers to cheat and manipulate others. pretty much believes hes better than everybody else. wont accept being anything but the best. his parents have not caught on to this. teru often lies to them. he wants his mom to at least be proud of him. subconsciously knows what hes doing is wrong but refuses to acknowledge any of that. 
  • teru age 10: because of work, terus dad needs to move away and bring the rest of the family with him. teru does not like this. hes a whiner and a complainer and knows how to get what he wants. and his mother doesnt know how to say no to him sometimes. they rent teru out an apartment on property owned by teru’s aunt. he transitions into moving alone slowly. there isnt a day that goes by where his mom doesnt call him and his aunt is often checking in with him too.
  • teru age 11: the day of the claw attack. teru defeats them easily. figures they must know about his powers and are trying to replicate them. the artificial espers have not told him that there are other naturals out there. and teru believes the whole world revolves around him. he figures he has EVERYTHING to do with the existence of claw. now theyre his stereotypical shonen villains that he needs to pound down on eventually. he doesnt tell his parents in order to “protect them” but really hes just playing the role of the hero here and mimicking things he sees on tv.
  • teru age 12: picked on by gang members from black vinegar middle school. hes not yet a middle schooler. he promptly kicks their asses. he enjoys the hell out of it. it makes him feel powerful. so he decides to become the shadow leader for these gang members. might as well, since this is the school hes going to attend next year.
  • teru age 13: pretty much exactly pre-mob teru. has built an entire world based on illusion to mask his own insecurities. has no identity outside of “the best” or “the protagonist”. underneath that facade hes pretty empty. he’d never admit it tho. 
  • teru age 14: the mob incident happens and his worldview is broken down. hes left realizing that hes empty and hollow and bitter and a bad person and a discgrace and not the best and pretty much everything he ever feared is the truth. is forced to keep moving forward with this revelation. decides to settle for second best to mob. realizes that he is not attracted to girls in the slightest and sort of has that whole crisis going on as well. gets a crush on mob. still has unrealistically high expectations on himself. still has no strong sense of identity. avoids his problems still. talks to his parents less out of guilt. helps the awakening lab kids, gets ripped as fuck, destroys claw, and accomplishes his hero goal. now hes left with The Horrors Of Living™ 
  • teru age 15: welcome to intrusive thoughts hell. often gets bad memories and flashbacks that cause him a lot of guilt. teru begins to break down a bit. thinks hes a bad person. kinda wants to disappear. constantly comparing himself to others. still rude as fuck but knows it and feels bad about it moments later and wants to die. he would absolutely shove last years version of him down a meat grinder
  • teru age 16: finally talks more to his family about things. attends the same high school as mob and ritsu and surprisingly gets closer to ritsu over time? they start venting abt The Horrors Of Living™ together in ways they cant necessarily do with mob or shou. teru decides to apply for a job at reigen’s place. he gets the job. he also starts bonding with tome a bit more since they are both gay and suffering over their crushes on oblivious people who have not had their bi awakenings yet (tsubomi and mob) 
  • teru age 17: he and mob start dating finally. it was painful and terrible and bad but they did it. they made it this far kids. ritsu and reigen have even given their blessings. its done. tome got her gf too and its great and gay and teru and tome are celebrating. hes now more open with himself and genuinely a lot more chilled out than he used to be. still has a terrible fashion sense tho. kinda knows it now too and doesnt rly care. still has issues and relapses into states of depression and intrusive thoughts but its better now since he has more supports to help him bounce back. has started hanging out with shou a bit more, as well as all of mobs friends like musashi, mezato, onigawara, etc.
  • teru age 18: time to apply for college but teru has no idea what he wants to do with the future. he asks reigen for advice and eventually he comes to the realization that life never does actually go as expected. teru follows his heart and decides to major in film and lets that take him wherever it takes him since life is unpredictable but sometimes it has the nicest of surprises along the way

and thats it for now!

More Life swap AU headcanons

- Chloe and Marinette’s relationship in this AU is actually even worse then in the previous. As they were once childhood friends turned rivals due to fashion. Chloe still has a crush on Adrien and tries to flirt with him, but she get shot down due Adrien having his heart set on Marinette, which adds more fuel to the fire.

- Adrien runs his pick up lines with Nino most of the time, he is able to stop most of the ones that are terrible before they are used, but Adrien never checks the ones his dad gives him, on the grounds that he thinks they are instant winners, much to Nino’s dismay because they are the worst ones.

- The Agreste cafe, or better known as the Butterfly’s delights(name subject to change) is one of the best cafe’s in paris. The croissants are to die for, and are Adrien’s favorite.

-Marinette and Adrien’s interactions can be seen more like a comedy skit. The class always loves to watch the two interact, because it usually goes off as such. It starts off with Adrien throwing out a cheesy line. Marinette rolling her eyes, Adrien saying a line about how her thoughts on it. Marinette throwing a sarcastic quip. Adrien making a statement to boast his ego, then Marinette making a sharp comment that deflates his statement and it leaves everyone laughing. Despite this, the two are on very good terms and it is never hurtful.

- Adrien does know mandarin, because of his father’s insistence. The boy has a natural talent for languages. The main reason he wanted to flirt with Marinette in another language. Though sadly, she didn’t understand, but her mother Sabine did and thought the line was amusing.

- After Sabine asked that Adrien help Marinette with Mandarin, which Adrien happily accepted free of charge. Marinette was less thrilled about it. Unfortunately for her, the first half of the session is him flirting with her in both french and Mandarin.

- Later that night, she learned Chat noir spoke Mandarin. She asked if maybe he could teach her sometime. Chat said he would think about it.

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All of my Inquistor’s Fave Mounts!

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It’s honestly just my luck, I get stuck with this family and everything- my nana has severely manic bipolar disorder and OCD and memory issues and god knows what else and because my mother grew up with all of this and has become so neurotic because of it she spends her life tiptoeing around her mother trying to please her and thus our lives and everything we do has to revolve around my terribly old fashioned bitter nana’s mood swings. My father is a distant worthless and emotionally abusive asshole who had made it abundantly clear that he does not give a shit if I live or die and I still don’t get to leave until August and even then I’m not gonna be financially independent for a long time. Within a few weeks if all goes well I might be able to consult my doctor and see if she can refer me to someone for my depression but it’s been really bad lately and who knows how long it’ll be before I find someone who can actually give me help. I can’t handle this I can’t handle living in this house and this family and I’m tired I’m so fucking tired I hate this I hate everything

anonymous asked:

What kind of dads do you think the batboys would be? Like who'd be the king of Dad™ jokes and what not?

-Dick Grayson: white dad at a barbecue who just wants to have a good time and build a deck maybe, except he’s not white and he doesn’t even know where the closest home depot is. Dick would be really loving and supportive with his kids and i feel like they’d have a really open relationship. Dick would be the dad who buys him and his kid matching t-shirts and their kid puts it on bc you know Dick’s heart was in this, and yes he has terrible taste but you still love your fashion disaster of a dad and your matching neon windbreakers.Dick is a fan of dad jokes and they’re all fucking awful.  

-Jason Todd: Spoiled, if your dad is Jason then he’s gonna spoil the hell out of you and you bet your ass he will tell you everyday that he loves you with all of his heart. Jason never got to grow up feeling completely 100% loved so he would make damn sure his child felt cherished at all times. he’s big on nicknames and tbh he will literally always be carrying around his baby bc he’s just like ‘I made this…..holy shi- I mean….wow.’ Jason does that thing where instead of swearing he tries to censor himself and one time at the Manor he was arguing with Dick and said ‘And you can go fudge yourself.’ and no one has ever let hims forget it. 

-Tim Drake: aka, Catty wine mom who is always down to talk to you about your problems or just vent. Tim’s a really good listener and i feel like he would make sure his kid always knows they can talk to Tim about anything and he will never judge them, and also he’s big on asking ‘have you eaten today?’ ‘You hungry?’ because lowkey reminding his kid to eat helps him remind himself that he needs to eat too. But also if his kid comes home with tears in their eyes or if a teacher is rude there will be Hell To Pay via Tim ‘I will face God and walk backwards into Hell if you are mean to my child, Helen’ Drake. 

-Damian Wayne: He would be a very…..tense dad. Like he hasn’t had the best role models for parenting but he wants to try so hard to be good. He’d be that dad that when he hears his kid crying he tries to like slide a piece of cake into their room and comes in with the cat and they both pet it until their kid starts talking about what’s making them so upset. He may look intimidating but really he’d be the best to go to for heart to hearts and opening up because he gets how hard it would be to be vulnerable. Also he would teach his kid ten kinds of kung fu and brag about them all the time. He would literally have a wallet chock full of family pictures and if anyone even breathes on them he will launch into a fifteen minute anecdote. (Like father like son am I right.)

> DK, along with being a very energetic and talkative person, is very sensitive

> He felt scared and lonely when he first joined Pledis 

> He’s a pretty playful and cheerful guy, so he likes others to be cheerful too. 

> Which makes him goof off a lot and act loud

> Because of this people often mistake his actions as being awkward, annoying, messy, and possibly self centered

> which he’s not self centered, he’s just trying to help others the only way he knows how  

> he gets yelled at or insulted a lot though because people don’t always understand 

> He’s said before that he wishes he had a bit more self control

> DK gets pretty hurt when others misunderstand his actions +  snap at him

> Since he’s so lively, lots of fans associate him with the color yellow, but his favorite color is actually black 

> Black + Yellow are the colors of a bee so this is proof Seokmin is as sweet as honey

> Anyways

> He’s really good at live performances 

> His voice, despite jumping all over when dancing, is carried out really well and he can hit all of his notes perfectly 

> Which means he’s able to make up and cover for any other member singing if they miss a note or aren’t able to be heard

> Is pretty curious

> And also nostalgic. He likes to think about the song he sang at auditions and remember old memories. 

> Did you see him when he thought that woman was very pretty

> he was a mess. a blushy, giggly, mess like

> please DK is a gentle giant

> also he likes rock music

> and was also a part of a rock band

> so I guess he’s like a hardcore gentle giant

> went to a music academy  

> Is rated one of the funniest members

> And is one of the easiest to get along with

> this is great not only as a general human being thing but also as a performer because although it’s important to be talented it’s also very important to be able to connect with the crowd. His bright aura overall just helps pick up the vibe of the place and that means better reviews, even if Seventeen messes up that day

> likes apples he likes everything actually 

> Is optimistic which means he’s able to comfort other members who suddenly become overwhelmed or doubtful  because of the harsh idol scene

> had to spend Christmas at the dorms away from his family multiple times but was still like !!!!! this is great buddy !!! can’t wait until next year!!!!

> has a terrible sense of fashion but he’s such a sweetheart the other members usually try to avoid telling him

> literally loves when Woozi compliments him or said he did a good job and really takes those comments to heart. Admires Woozi a lot. 

> Refuses to stop imitating Naruto or making anime references

> let’s all love literal sunshine Lee Seokmin

anonymous asked:

Can I request fashion hcs for Nekoma? Like, do they have a great fashion sense or are they a fashion disaster? Good luck with your blog!!!

(This is my shiteu. And thank you so much!!)

Tetsurō Kuroo:

  • Kuroo is not dressing to impress, but he isn’t careless about his outfits either. You could say he has a balanced sense of style, which he uses to adapt to different situations.
  • His closet has many V-neck blouses and shirts. He rarely wears a tie though, unless it’s for school.
  • He totally rocks the casual style and looks hella good with the tight ripped jeans and t-shirt with a simple monochromatic vest over. x
  • He totally has one of those shirts with the cats showing the finger, you can’t convince me otherwise. He bought one for Kenma as well to have matching outfits. Kenma hates him for this, but loves the gift nonetheless.

Nobuyuki Kai:

  • Kai is aware that people usually judge each other by the way they dress, but he doesn’t try excessively hard when it comes to his outfits.
  • His style smoothly oscillates between the smart and casual one. As long as he’s comfortable with what he’s wearing and it’s not offending everyone, he’s content.
  • He probably has these three pairs of pants that he uses most of the time because he loves the material and the way he looks in them.
  • Kai’s not who knows what talent when it comes to fashion, but his outfits are so nicely put together, students in younger years come to him for advice.

Morisuke Yaku:

  • What is fashion sense? What are clothes? This kid wears his volley jersey most of the time, unless he’s attending classes and he must be in his uniform.
  • Otherwise, you can usually see him in sport clothes, such as cotton t-shirts and shorts, as he fills most of his hours with volley practice.
  • Yaku is totally the guy you’d catch with socks and sandals in a mild summer day, or the guy that has terrible sense of color. His shirts and pants don’t often match.
  • He refuses to take advice from anyone, especially when Kuroo is teasing him with every given opportunity.

Taketora Yamamoto:

  • You know those kids who are trying really hard to be hip? That’s Yamamoto. He has those baggy pants and loose T-shirts with a cap covering his head.
  • Most of his style is influenced by the 90′s American movies or bands, just like his taste in music or books.
  • Once, he came to school with one of those golden chains necklace and sunglasses, but some girls commented on how he looked like a total loser. Never again.
  • He reads women magazines for tips on what girls like in boys’ dressing style to pick up tips and advice.

Kenma Kozume:

  • Kenma doesn’t struggle too much with his outfits. He’s trying not to attract too much attention on himself, so his clothes are not unusual or flashy.
  • He’s pretty much content if he has a hoody and a pair of jeans, or probably a T-shirt that he enjoys wearing.
  • He once tried to change his wardrobe and look more “fashionable”, putting different clothing pieces together, but he just ended being ridiculous.
  • I can bet Kuroo helps him dress up for important events, claiming that a good first impression is made through the way you arrive dressed at an activity.

Shōhei Fukunaga:

  • Fukunaga might not get observed much and neither does he talk with others a lot, so he tries to express his likes through his outfits.
  • He has a bunch of fandom shirts, either from movies or TV series, which he secretly hopes people notice and that he’d find someone with the same interests.
  • He also has these band t-shirts he wants to wear because he loves their music. People wonder how comes he wears a new top every single day.
  • He’s not very picky when he goes shopping. If clothes look nice, if he feels good in them and if they have a reasonable price, he’d get them.

Sō Inuoka:

  • His wardrobe is full of colorful blouses or T-shirts with cheerful prints, be it animals, cartoon characters or even abstract images.
  • His color themes are bright and energetic, almost like matching his joyful personality. Although, seeing him first thing in the morning might be kind of an eyesore.
  • He gets hot faster than other people, so he starts wearing shorts even from the beginning of spring. He just can’t stand the sweaty feeling on his legs through the material.
  • Certainly not between the people with a fashion sense. If he feels comfortable with what he’s wearing, he’s pretty happy and goes with it.

Lev Haiba:

  • You might look at this giant and go “Haha, what a dork! He probably dresses like one too!” but how wrong you’re right there, my friend.
  • Even if Lev himself didn’t know much when it came to fashion, a lot of his knowledge comes from his older sister who tried to rub her tips on him as well.
  • If you didn’t know how tall Lev is, you might see him in public and wonder who’s that nicely dress guy over there. He puts Kuroo to shame.  This boy should have his own show.
  • His wardrobe has many patterned shirts in pastel colors and pants in light nuances who go well be it summer or winter. He totally knows a hella lot of fancy names of different colors and palettes. 

Yuki Shibayama:

  • Shibayama is in possession of a large number of ugly sweaters with those complicated patterns because his grandmother gifted him one at every single occassion. His heart won’t let his get rid of them.
  • He secretely enjoys knitting as well and has made Inuoka a very cute sweater with a dog on it as a Christmas present. Protect this child.
  • He has some cute t-shirts with floral designs, but he’s ashamed to wear them in public.
  • He might not know much when it comes to fashion, but he’s ace if asked about anything to do with accessorizing. 
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…I must tell you though, I don’t actually imagine most of the Valar wearing clothes.  

Tolkien tells us that the Valar do not naturally need bodies the way we do, and that the act of taking form and inhabiting a fána would be like the act of wearing clothes to us. Wearing clothing on top of a fána is puzzling and strikes them as a bit redundant. The Valar wear clothes mostly to make beings perceiving them more comfortable when they chose to take a humanoid form. They don’t need it for practical reasons like warmth or for modesty or protection. They do understand clothing as decoration, and those who embody an aspect of existence, like Irmo, sometimes use it for that purpose.

I think the Valar are different from the maiar in spiritual essence, as part of their status. While the maiar may serve multiple Valar and learn from them, the nature of a Vala is steady and constant. It has to be. The world takes shape from their nature and attributes. Ulmo is not the sea, the sea arises from - is the manifestation of - his very nature.

This is why many of them prefer non-humanoid fánar, especially the Valar attuned to natural forces - Ulmo’s terrifying wave form and Yavanna’s tree form, for example. The Valar take a human-like shape “because they were drawn into the world by love of the Children of Ilúvatar, for whom they hoped, [and] took shape after that manner which they had beheld in the Vision of  Ilúvatar.” So a humanoid form, which is not an intrinsic part of their nature (the Children arise solely from Ilúvatar), would be somewhat foreign and perhaps uncomfortable for a Vala whose nature expresses itself as an untameable natural force.

Manwë is an interesting case. He deeply loves the elves and wants to be close to them, so he needs to wear a body. But he’s the Vala of a natural element, the Breath of Arda. His element is ethereal, changeable, always shifting, and taking a solid fána is really uncomfortable for him. His most natural form would be a swirling gale or a knotted ball of wind, but instead he almost always takes a humanoid form so he can interact with Ingwë and the elves. I imagine this form like a tempest caught in a clear glass flask - you can watch it swirling underneath his skin - with feathery hair spun from the delicate crystals of clouds and eyes like blue lightning. (He can take a fána made of flesh, but it’s a terrible experience for him - weighty and dense, stifling and choking and binding)

Manwë has a closet full of robes that the Vanyar and the elves have gifted him, fashioned through their greatest skill and made of precious gems and expensive cloth. He’ll wear one every now and then, because it pleases them to see him wearing their gifts, but even the lightest of linens and silks feels heavy when he wears them. He hates the pinching closeness of shoes and always goes barefoot.

Most of the time Manwë wears clothes he spins into existence the same way he creates his fána. I wish I could show you the robes he wears: bright white cloud wool, shot through with threads of lightning, silver-grey linen spun from condensed mist, set with hailstones like pearls, velvets made of storms, black and roiling, laced with eagle feathers, a mantle made of thickened summer-sky airs, an impossibly beautiful blue. In joy he wears the rosy-fingered dawn; in sorrow the darkening play of a cloudy sunset. At night he glows in silks of soft gas-light like foxfire. When he sits in judgment he drapes himself in quilted blizzard, painstakingly pieced together, each snowflake a tiny work of art. But best of all are his many-colored festival robes - woven in daylight from the rainbow’s luminous sheen, and by starlight from the glorious aurora, brightly burning.

How D&D managed to make Westeros even MORE homophobic

I just want to take a moment to rant about the changes that D&D have made to Loras Tyrell’s character and in general discuss how the changes they’re making to his character as well as his plot are among the worst things to come out of the adaptation. Because the way that D&D have treated and portrayed queer characters (particularly males) is shameful and gross and caters to the male gaze and a straight male audience for the sake of their “comfort” and viewing pleasure.

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anonymous asked:

Top 5 kuroo x daichi headcanons? (in same college au or whichever verse of your choice!)

anon you are Speaking To Me, bless you. Please forgive me if these get a little long, I feel like I have to explain myself and include specific scenarios.

1. Kuroo once walked in on Daichi singing Ain’t No Mountain High Enough in the showers and instead of shutting up in embarrassment (as Kuroo expected he would), Daichi roped Kuroo into an impromptu shower duet. (This is the first time Daichi really opens up to Kuroo, and if you want the feelsy backstory, it’s a song he used to sing with Suga all the time. Daichi is very self conscious about his singing because he is terrible, and refuses to sing in front of anyone other than Suga. UNTIL the shower incident. It’s the first time he starts to think of Kuroo as more than just an acquaintance. Fun Fact: the upperclassmen in samecollege au like to frequent a karaoke bar, and force all the underclassmen to sing. Daichi puts on the song but doesn’t say anything. Kuroo hears it and immediately turns around and catches Daichi’s eye and grins at him from across the room, then sprints to the mic to sing. Their teammates are all shocked.)

2. They start running every morning together in college (Kuroo probably makes up some excuse about training so he can spend time with Daichi). But even though it was Kuroo’s idea, he is terrible at getting up early, so Daichi starts barging into his room at 6am screaming “LET’S GO RUNNING!!!” Every morning. And Kuroo is cursing himself because WHY DID HE WISH THIS PAIN UPON HIMSELF. Daichi has to physically drag Kuroo out of bed. After continuing in this fashion for some time, it gets to the point where all Daichi has to do is pretend to leave without Kuroo. Kuroo peeks out from under the covers to see the back of Daichi walking out of his room in running shorts. Kuroo remembers why he suggested doing this in the first place. 

3. I love the idea that Kuroo starts pursuing Daichi as a fun little fling, and Daichi is very apprehensive at first and awkward and unsure, but Kuroo starts to fall head over heels in love with Daichi as time goes by and suddenly he is the awkward unsure one. Daichi becomes more comfortable with Kuroo as time goes by, but Kuroo becomes increasingly more uncomfortable as he realizes how much he cares about Daichi and how much it scares him. 

4. Daichi seeing Kuroo as someone he can really let loose around. I imagine Daichi always being super conscious about what he says and how he appears, especially when he is captaining a team. Over the years, he’s grown into a person who maintains a collected appearance for the sake of others. He’s used to looking out for his team and he knows that there are times when he needs to Dad them, or set an example, or be strong for them. With Kuroo, there’s no appearance to maintain. Kuroo isn’t someone he needs to take care of or appear a certain way for, so he can relax and be himself, which means a lot more joking and getting into trouble and being generally un-Daichi like.

5. Daichi getting drunk at uni and getting himself lost. He calls Suga, who of course can’t help him since he’s hours away. Suga gets a vague description of where he is and immediately calls Kuroo, begging him to go rescue Daichi. Kuroo drops everything (he’s studying for exams, poor boy) and rushes out to find Daichi. He jokingly reprimands Daichi for getting so drunk he won’t even be able to remember if Kuroo tries to flirt with him. Daichi, it turns out, is a very handsy drunk. Kuroo is just trying to get him back to his room and escape unscathed, but Daichi is a huge pain in the ass and is super flirty and touchy. Meanwhile, Kuroo is trying to be a Perfect Gentleman but Daichi is making it incredibly difficult. When Kuroo finally gets Daichi into his room and into his bed, he gives Kuroo a look and says, “oh, are we doing this now?” Kuroo has to drop him, take a step back and slap himself in the face. Then he scrambles out of the room before he does something he regrets. Daichi probably has no memory of any of this in the morning. 

komodoclassic  asked:

*coughs politely* so, uh, would you happen to be able to rec me some Star Wars time travel fic? Your lovely aus are making me want some

I AM ALWAYS GLAD TO SPREAD THE LOVE OF STAR WARS TIME-TRAVEL FIC, FRIEND. so ummmm let’s see what’ve I got off the top of my head (and can actually find ‘cuz yeah there’s at least a couple of fics that I wanted to link but couldn’t find again, gdi, self): 

Fundamental Force Carriers, the one where Darth Vader found the Light Side again and thought he was dead, but is not in fact dead and is very gratifyingly practical about his time-travel experience. 

Reprise, the one where Obi-WAN thinks he’s dead but is not in fact dead, and is … well, MOSTLY practical about his time-travel experience. Mostly. :X 

Bid Time Return, the one where Padmé thinks SHE is dead (weird it’s almost like there is a pattern here?) but no she is fourteen again and dear, dear Force is there a lot to do at fourteen, and even if it all turns out how she wants, it’s still not all gonna turn out how she wants. 

Second Chance For Everything: Padawan Mine, the one where everything turns out okay but Obi-Wan and Anakin are still like “okay but things could be BETTER, right??” This one’s a WIP and I looove it. 

Shadows Of The Future, the one where I honestly don’t even remember for sure what happens in this fic, I’m not even gonna lie, I just remember really, really liking it when I read it? This is the AO3 link, but only the first eleven chapters are there; the full fic can be found on ff.net

I’ll never become you, the one which is super short and super terrible, how dare, HOW DARE. Go read it. READ IT. 

Where Have We Come?, the one where Obi-Wan Kenobi has the worst Groundhog Day ever. Again. And again. And again. And–

Out Of The Dark Valley, the one where pre-Rebels/ANH Vader figures out how to time-travel and score a do-over, except this is probably not quite when he was hoping the do-over would land him. 

Ouroboros, the one that is over 450k so GOOD LUCK READING IT IN A TIMELY FASHION BUT OH MAN IS IT WORTH THE READING. 

Re-Entry, the one that is 560k and I haven’t even finished it yet, honestly, I am like MAYBE halfway through it right now, THERE IS SO MUCH OF IT. I’m PRETTY SURE it’s required fandom reading at this point, though, with how many times I’ve heard it name-dropped. 

bonus: 

The Padawan Duo, the one that is not time-travel but IS de-aging and also legit I will take any chance to rec this one, this is at LEAST the third time I have recced this one, I WANT SO MUCH MORE DE-AGING FIC IN THIS FANDOM AND THIS ONE IS JUST SO GOOD. 

anonymous asked:

Hey Pandy! i guess this is kinda a Headcanon question, but for the Samazuka and Iwatobi boys. What do you think is their individual clothing style? When its comes to dates or just causal (I Kinda think Makoto is Hipster)

oh man, tbh I’m terrible at thinking about specific fashion styles, like I honestly don’t even know their names so I guess I’ll just talk about what I think their fashion is like?

Haru - simple, usually plain colors on shirts and sweatshirts. He doesn’t like to dress flashy and attract attention to himself. The clothes also have to be easy to take off……..for reasons………..He doesn’t go through too much extra effort when he and Makoto are spending time together. They’ve known each other since they were in diapers and see each other every day. They can impress each other in other ways……….

Makoto - tbh I bet his mom buys his clothes for him lmao. He doesn’t mind though and his fashion sense is pretty eclectic, can go from pretty uninspiring to…atrocious….. Really, it’s probably mostly dad fashion lmao because he wore a lot of hand-me-downs from his dad since he grew so fast and it didn’t make any sense to buy brand new clothes he’d outgrow in a couple months. Once he stopped growing, his fashion is probably hipster-ish like you said??? idk I’m just weak to makoto in plaid. Makoto likes to put a little more time into his appearance when it’s a “date night” vs. a casual night, but not a huge amount because he knows Haru doesn’t really care for that kind of thing too much. 

Nagisa - BRIGHT LOUD COLORS TO MATCH HIS BRIGHT LOUD PERSONALITY. Nagisa wears whatever catches his fancy and he thinks is cute lmao. He cleans up real nice for dates though! Still chooses bright colors but picks things that complement each other more because he knows Rei likes coordination…….

Rei - geeky fashion lmao, like collared shirts, skinny trousers, and bowtie sorta deal. he’s very meticulous and coordinates everything. One time he went all out on a date night with suit and tie and everything and Nagisa teased him for days. Nowadays he’s more business casual for dates. 

Rin - Rin’s fashion sense is all over the place. Sometimes it works, other times not, but he doesn’t care because he knows he’s hot either way HAH. He likes darker colors and slim fitting clothing……..the amount of effort he puts into his outfit correlates with the situation he’s going to be in. Hanging out with the Iwatobis? something casual and comfy because he’s probably going to get dragged out across town for something ridiculous. Date night with Sousuke? Something that will……emphasize his assets……………….

Sousuke -For Sousuke’s it’s sports gear all the way or dad fashion lmao. He is about comfort and practicality, mostly, so nothing terribly inspiring. Rin likes to dress him up though (date nights are always a fun time…) and he cleans up real nice when he does. Rin REALLY likes Sousuke in muscles shirts………….

Ai - bright colors with cute things on them ha. We see him in a lot of clothes with like….weird little characters and mascots on them in pastel colors and it’s really cute. He likes to keep things bright, it helps with his overall attitude and confidence. 

Momo - graphic tees with weird stuff on them??? that doesn’t make sense to anyone??? but he thinks they’re cool. Prefers bright colors as well.

Anonymous: Could you please do headcanons for a situation where the reader has a maternal/platonic relationship with the boys instead of romantic? :D

(Yahoo~ I’m really sorry for doing so much headcanons! This week has been getting pretty hectic (◕︿◕✿)… Anyway, please enjoy! <3)

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SHU

-mostly, he finds you loud and irritating since you keep bugging him a lot. But he’s grown to care for you, eventually.

-you always try to encourage him to get a bit more active. You get him to study, force him to go to parties and talk a bit more because you’re really worried about him.

-most of the songs he listens to usually come from you. Unfortunately for him, you keep on stealing his Ipod and download the worst music you can find. 

-due to the fact that you grab his music player every time you have a chance, Shu will have to chase you around everywhere. You’re glad that he gets exercise.

REIJI

-you guys debate a lot. It sometimes gets so intense that you want to cut each other’s throats. It always end with him winning and you sulking in the corner

-though you know he doesn’t need it, you try to help him as much as you can and make things worse. But since you sometimes prove to be a great assistant, he has decided not to kill you.

-you two have the tendency to read a book together. There’s not much talking, you just enjoy each other’s presence in silence. You occasionally have study lessons with him

-knowing that his parents were terrible, you took it upon yourself to make sure that he gets enough support and recognition he deserves. You sometimes try to fluster him with sudden compliments and praise.

AYATO

-he can’t fully function without you. You fix his tie for him, you cook his food when he’s hungry, and you’re basically the only person who actually likes him.

-you both play the stupidest games together. You do bets, dares, pranks, and anything else that has the potential to kill either of you.

-Ayato comes to you whenever he gets into trouble. He trusts you enough to know that you’ll get him out of the shit he got tangled in.

-you can’t get rid of him. 98% of your school life consists of him. Ayato will find every chance he gets to annoy you. You’re used to him by now.

KANATO

-he shares all his sweets with you. You both are constantly in a state of fierce sugar rushes. You both acted so hyper together, you managed to burn all of the clothes in his brothers’ closets.

-he’ll sing for you. For as long as the two of you remain close, he’ll try to impress you as much has he can so you won’t leave him.

-he tries to scare you away by acting creepy but you only laughed an pinched his cheeks. Your bravery was the reason he was first interested in you.

-your attention must be solely on him. He’ll get angry if you even talk to anyone besides him. He once stabbed a pillow because you were hugging it and not him.

LAITO

-Laito always comes to you if he’s not sure if a girl is hot enough for him. You’re his genie that tries to teach him love but it always ends up with you giving him SexEd while he flirts with the cute girl you approved.

-you are his wing man. You come with him everywhere to hook him up with girls when he’s feeling lazy. You may not admire it but he always makes sure to buy you ice cream later.

-you always take him out shopping. Surprisingly, he has good taste in fashion. It’s always fun forcing him to wear terrible clothes. You once bought matching hats.

-if ever he actually finds someone he’s genuinely interested in, he’ll bring her over for dinner for your approval. If you don’t like the girl, you’ll never see her face again.

SUBARU

-being an otaku, you’ll always call him a ‘Tsundere’. Due to the hundreds of times you’ve called him names, he’s not even mad anymore.

-you’re the only person who attempts to comfort him whenever he feels terrible about himself. You try to cheer him up by teasing him or by telling him jokes.

-car jokes

-you always clip his bangs. No reason. You just think it’s fun seeing him with two eyes and flowers and ribbons on his head.

-you will always post weird selfies of you two together. You two even have a signature pose.

-more car jokes

I’m crying for JB right now. Big Bong’s members have no chill. First P.O.T, now T Dragonfly! Who will be next to make an offense?

Dream High was a time where JB’s fashion hit rock bottom. It was terrible. Now T Dragonfly has made his pathetic attempt at becoming relevant again by copying that ugly fashion. It’s sad really. Why couldn’t he just find another way? Shame on you TD…shame on you.

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Zayn Malik Wasn’t Supposed to Have a Beard When He Was in One Direction
Now that Zayn is free, he can have whatever he wants on his face.
By Richard Lawson

Being in a hugely popular boy band isn’t all giggles and underpants pillow fights. It’s a lot of that, of course. A lot of that, and tour bus hijinks and tight jeans and strange new feelings. But it’s not all that. It’s also hard—difficult, really. Take, for example, the story of one Zayn Malik, who went from the group scene to the solo scene, and is now reveling in his newfound freedom. In an interview with Complex magazine, relayed to us by E!, Malik, who has released acclaimed new music since breaking free of British boy-band sensation One Direction, says that there were some frustrating restrictions placed on him when he was in the band.

Of course, he was not allowed to take a wife, and was barred from owning property. In fact, he was made to live in a small tower, located in a secret clearing deep in the forest, with the other members of the band. Well, O.K., it wasn’t that restrictive. But, much like another tower-dwelling beauty, Malik was subject to some harsh rules regulating his hair. He told Complex the following:

“There were certain restrictions in terms of the way that we could come outside of that young teen boy look. Mainly my beard, honestly. I wasn’t allowed to keep it. Eventually, when I got older, I rebelled against it, and decided to keep it anyway. That was just because I looked older than the rest of them.”

Zayn, denied his beard?? That’s outrageous. I mean, just look at his perfect stubble! Why would any nefarious band manager not want Zayn to have his beautiful half-beard? Well, it didn’t really matter, because Zayn basically got to have it anyway. Maybe there was some backstage friction, which was surely uncomfortable at first, but then it was all fine. Zayn won in the end.

Apparently there was also some issue about dyeing his hair. Zayn now sports what I guess we’re calling frosted tips, though that term is such a hideous invocation of a terrible time in fashion history that I think we should go with something else. He’s got some blond highlights on the ends of his hair. Let’s say that. Anyway, he wasn’t allowed to get that done when he was in 1D, but now he can. He’s liberated. And we’re all the luckier for it. Zayn has been freed, and now can lull the world into a sex trance however he pleases.

Meanwhile, we’d have to assume that the other One Direction boys, who may or may not be on permanent hiatus, are now free to fiddle with their own hair. If they want to, that is. I’ve got a feeling that if you were to ask them, scruffy Liam would be into it, maybe Niall too. But Louis would probably turn to Harry with a grin and say something like, “Beards? No, not for us. We’re sick of beards, aren’t we, Harry?” And Harry would smile and say, “Yep. No more beards for us. We’re done with all that.” And that would be the end of that.

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