he has such good taste in his own photos

The signs as I know them (capricorn girl)

Aries: Likes movies about violence. Sarcastic. A little antisocial, but still leads an active life. Easily bored. Very talented. Big ego. Drinks a lot. 

Taurus: Calm and quiet. Seems shy, but is not. Has many friends. Likes horror movies, sweets and classy girls.

Gemini: Had a difficult life. Very strong. Doesn’t trust a lot of people. Loves attention. Talks about interesting subjects all the time. Cool style. Once whispered the secret to a happy life in my ear “don’t give a fuck about ANYTHING!” and then laughed out loud. 

Cancer: Strong and soft at the same time. Big green eyes. Street smart. Extrovert. Always late. Hates night clubs. Gets close to people very fast. Sleeps only 2-3 hours. 

Leo: Very cute. Helps everybody out. Lifts your mood the moment he enters the room. Adores attention. A little hard on himself. Likes being pet on his head.

Virgo: Very talented but underestimates herself. Has many friends but spends most of her days in a cafe, alone, with her laptop and loves every minute of it. Has a good taste. Takes cool photos. Eats slow with very small bites. 

Libra: Every boy is in love with her. Red hair. Very touchy feely. Gives the best massages. Makes her own dresses. Likes changes. Adores her family. Rare beauty. Talented in multiple things. 

Scorpio: Nobody knows what is really  going on in his life. Loves hugging. Has a huge ego but acts like he doesn’t. Likes to dress well. Has beautiful black hair. Very sensitive. Likes to explore the dark side of the human psyche. Stalks you on social media. Wants to know the real you. 

Sagittarius: Loves to talk to everybody about everything. Very cute (I kinda have a crush on him). Adrenaline freak. Has ADHD. Is never late. Open minded. Likes luxurious lifestyle. Awkward hugger. Curly hair. Loud laugh. Listens to music all the time. Loves teamwork. Hates rude people. 

Capricorn: Acts tough. Very sensitive inside. Has many friends but doesn’t let them close. Very independent. Great sense of humour. Dresses well. Everyone knows and likes her. Works hard. Travels a lot. Quite famous photographer.

Aquarius: Cool, smart and independent. Yoga freak. Listens to Jazz. Loves her bicycle more than she likes people. Introvert. Wants to work in the Red Cross. Last night she told me about her astral travel - how she flew to the roof of her house and watched the city from there. 

Pisces: Beautiful eyes. Optimist. Interested in spirituality. Likes comfort and warmth. Is a little shy. Studies well. Hates arguing with people. Wants to travel to Thailand with me next summer. 

Meme Game #Rin

■ -  Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon

  • surprisingly he has a pretty good taste in decorating your home in everything but flowers. it’s ridiculous how mismatched his flower arrangements are
  • totally owns a ‘kiss the cook’ apron
  • as much as he loves you, he will always need this one little corner that is completely his and he swears he’ll marry you because you just accept that and never barge in when he needs his time

♡ - romantic headcanon

  • the first time he cooked for you, he was so damn nervous that the entire food burnt and tasted horrible, leading to you eating take out and joking with each other
  • he has a hidden stash of photos of you when you weren’t looking
  • he keeps something of you with him whenever he is apart from you, especially when he’s on a mission

♥ - family headcanon

  • among from all the exwires, he has the biggest family with at least 3 sons and 2 daughters
  • but only the daughters inherited his flames 
  • his kids jokingly call him ‘mum’ since he takes over all the jobs that are assigned to women by society
EXO react to seeing that you have more pictures of another member than of them

Xiumin: He’d roll his eyes seeing the pictures and flipping through. “You’re fangirling over that kid? When you already have me? So greedy.” He’d hand the phone back with a judging look, shaking his head because you’re being silly.

Luhan: He’d snicker, seeing all the pictures of another member. “It’s not my fault if you can’t see the obvious good looks of your own boyfriend over another.” He’d wave and open the door to leave, trying to keep from laughing. “Goodbye, then.”

Kris: “Here, take pictures of me for instagram. My Meigeni will like them, even if you don’t.” Posing for the camera, he sends one more light glare at you before doing something cute for his fans. “And you’re not allowed to download that one.”

Suho: “Look, I love my members, too, but there’s a line that needs to be drawn in the number of photos you keep of them.” He’d supervise the deleting of pictures, making sure the only shirtless pictures are of him, but  keeping most of the others.

Lay: “Yes, he’s very handsome. But isn’t your boyfriend just as handsome? And even more willing to pose as your model?” He’d smile at you, one eyebrow arched before taking your phone and taking some couple photos with you in his arms.

Baekhyun: “I’m not mad. I’m just curious as to why you want his ugly face all over your phone. It’s gross.” He’d stand there judging you and looking through the pictures before handing it back with two fingers, like it’s something dirty.

Chen: “It’s just too ridiculous. All these pictures and not a single good one. You taste in men has gone downhill.” He’d laugh, deleting photos left and right as he insults each picture specifically. “He looks really old here. And dumb in this one.”

Chanyeol: “Fine. Keep all your pictures of him. I’ve got more pictures of Dara than of you, anyway.” He’d sulk on his own, looking through his pictures of you in his phone and quickly downloading more of Dara so he can prove it.

D.O: “I don’t care. Why should I care? What’d you have for lunch today?” He’d go on with the rest of his day, just a little more testy, because more than anyone else, he’d take it personally, thinking that the other member has something he doesn’t.

Tao: Taking matters into his own hands, he steals your phone while you’re out of the room, replacing all the pictures of the other member with his own. “There’s just so many good pictures of me online, a ton more than of him.”

Kai: He’d pretend not to care, but she sheer quantity annoys him a little, so he’d take a look at himself. “There’s nothing I’m lacking in.” He’d take a selca on your phone and put it as your background before handing it back happily.

Sehun: After giving you the cold shoulder, he’d take his frustration out on that hyung with petty revenge in real life and in photoshop, drawing in a unibrow or putting giant hairy moles on their face, grinning to himself.

- Admin J

(Does anyone ever get the pop culture references I use…?)