he has got a wife!

Can we talk for a minute about Act 1 vs Act 2? 

 Act 1 as everyone saw it: a time of WAR. People aware dying and fighting there is no order and government the economy is a mess, homes are divided father vs son. It really sucks. Hamilton himself is a starving nobody who can’t get what he wants and has just this tee-niney inkling of hope backed comely off of the “well it’s gotten this bad surely it can’t get worse” (and then it gets worse) philosophy. 

Act 1 as Lin Manuel Miranda Saw it: lots of exciting hopeful music. Friendship, family, freedom, hope, love for the small victories in life type songs. 

 Act 2 as everyone saw it: is a period of restoration. Building something new, lots of trial and error but this whole new great country that is our for the taking. Hamilton has money, he has his dream job, he’s got a wonderful wife and kids. Everything is awesome.  

Act 2 as LMM saw it: grab a box of tissues because heartbreak and loss and sadness surrond us. Seem backwards to anyone else? 

Act 1 is a time of disparity when what the people needed most was hope. This is the optimistic side shining through because they all keep finding new rock bottom but they know they can come back up. It is also a built-in safety feature of the brain to block out things that it deems too terrible and to ignore negativity if you can’t handle it it’s similar to why many people think crying in public is such a terrible humiliating thing.

Act 2, the drive they had to survive is no longer needed. They have met their goal of winning the war, of finding a spouse, of making some money, getting the job etc. they don’t have to hold onto hope like a lifeline because they’ve got it all. 

 All ‘sad’ songs are followed by a more uplifting one because when disaster strikes they are briefly reminded of BEFORE so they lapse back to their hospital excitement that pulled them through.


But wait there’s more

There’s more to the reversed mood of the show for the psychological reasons of the characters and the way the creator’s brain works finding the light in the dark. This also demonstrates the balance people find in different aspects of their lives and how Hamilton struggled to get that. 

 Eliza is happier without him. Songs when he is not in her life, are H Y P E and so is helpless when she first meets him and falls in love. After he’s gone-Who Lives Who Dies…-she goes on and does so much more and is so proud of herself. But songs between there she is so..down, her only really happy upbeat thing is when Angelica is around. 

Hamilton doesn’t know how to balance his work and family. His work and his friends/coworkers: Yorktown, the cabinet battles, story of tonight, what’d I miss, right hand man, every song you can think of that affects his job is very upbeat-he doesn’t speak in Adams Admin. but what he sings about his family…they’re very melancholy and slower (he has dumb it all down for Eliza ‘cause she’s not his intellectual equal -that’s Angelica-(another post for another time)) Even Dear Theodosia has is an uplifting song but it’s a good tear jerker. And in Dear Theodosia he shares the song with his buddy from work. 

After he has his job secured (end of Act 1) he has to focus on the other part of his life. His family. He’s never been a family guy. The first thing Eliza said about him “When he was ten his father split,” he’s never had a family and he doesn’t know what to do with the one he made so they’re all very down and everything is bad and he leaves a wake of distruction. And things weren’t too great back home so he would focus on work and then he was like wait, love it is nice why hello Mrs. Reynolds, this is a bad idea but what’s the worst that could happen? Literally all of his big major problems could have been prevented if he hadn’t done that(her) (another post for another time)

when ur tol and stronk waifu takes u out on her back bc she wants to prep u up bc she thinks ur incredible and ur rly shy abt it but u still try to match her enthusiasm

anonymous asked:

wait connor officially has a wife????? like he got a confirmed happy ending????

YEA!!! he’s got a comic coming out this wednesday which is about what he did after the events of ac3 and the first couple pages were previewed yesterday!! he got married, had three children (two girls and one boy), and had a happy life!!!

and because i’m still seeing people referring to that “blond wife left him, took the children away, and then he died alone” bs here’s a line from the actual comic:

now i’m hoping we get to see connor’s wife and other two kids in the comic because i already love this beautiful family

Hello and welcome to the arrowverse (or legends of superflarrow or whatever)! Here is a list of characters and the important thing to know about them, starting with Arrow!

(spoilers)

First off is Oliver Queen.

He’s basically robin hood with daddy AND mommy issues. He also has a sister complex and more ex girlfriends than Jack Harkness. Quite a few have tried to kill him.

He was a total playboy before he slept with his current girlfriend’s sister on a boat and crashed, getting stuck on an island for five years. He went crazy and started killing people on the island. But not to crazy. Mostly just murderous. I mean he wasn’t even on the island the whole time and he never went to see his mom and sister. He was to busy killing people.

So he eventually went home n everything and became murderous robin hood to protect his sister from drugs and kill of all the people on his dad’s hit list. Yay?

He sorta starts a gang of vigilantes.

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Flashing lead to Fucking

We are a mature LDS couple and have been married for over 30 years.  Although both of us have had a little experience before we were sealed, we have both been faithful ever since.

We often have naughty fantasy sex.  This always leads to great orgasms but nothing more.  My wife, Mandy, teaches Sunday school and I teach in HP.

I have always had a thing for panties and I love it when my wife dresses up for me and flashes me.  Anytime we go away on a trip or something, she will always bring something sexy to turn me on.  For our 32nd wedding anniversary we decided to go to Vegas for a long weekend.  Not that Vegas is our town, because there really isn’t a lot for a non drinking non gambling person to do.  But, it’s close to home and we can drive there in about 4 or 5 hours.

All the way down, my wife was heating things up by talking about her sexy panties she was going to wear for me.  I mentioned if they were that sexy we should not be stingy and share them with the world.  She began to squirm as we have always had a fantasy of showing her sexy body off to someone or having sex in front of someone.

I suggested we stop and buy a short skirt for her to show off those cute panties in public.  She got real serious and said “OK”.  I wan’t really sure if she was serious or if she was just adding to our naughty fantasy.  Either way, I didn’t care and my cock got rock hard.  She looked down and noticed my dick bulging in my pants and giggled as she squeezed it once.  "You weren’t expecting that were you" she asked.  "Nope" I responded and just grinned.

We pulled into a Walmart when we got to Vegas and went straight to the clothing section.  Neither of us have had much experience in shopping for mini skirts as they just don’t cover the garments and she hasn’t ever owned one.  She found a nice light blue skirt and a white blouse that she went to try on in the dressing room.

When she came out I could have just creamed myself right there with a couple of strokes.  Now, just for the record, my wife is no super model.  At least no anymore.  Five kids and in her 50’s, she is hot but has a few wrinkles, an few bulges, and a few stretch marks.  That being said, she is still very sexy and all I could say is “WOW”.

“You like it” she asked.  All I could do is nod my head as I looked at her with no bra or garment tops on and I’d assume no garment bottoms either.  I could see her hardened nipples poking out from the white blouse.  

We paid for the clothes and headed off to our hotel.  It was about 8:30 pm by this time we got checked in.  I still didn’t know if we were going through with this or if we were going to have a fantasy or what.  Soon, my wife came out of he bathroom dressed like a slut and said “let’s go to dinner”.  Again, my cock got rock hard.  And again, she noticed.  She smiled and said, “would you like a sneak peek of what some lucky guy is going to see?”  "Oh yes, please" I heard myself say.

With that, she turned around and bent over to pick up her purse off the floor and gave me a great view of her panty clad ass.  Her panties were light blue and covered her entire plump ass.  She knows I’m not a big fan of thong panties so she always buys regular ones.   “Mmmmmmm” is all I could say.

We went to a nice restaurant and enjoyed a light meal.  The whole time we were on the lookout for that one guy that she could show off too.  I still couldn’t believe she was going through with it and she whispered the same thing to me.  "I can’t believe you want me to do this" she would say.  But I did,  I really really did.

Soon a guy in his 30s sat down at the bar across from us.  My wife looked at me and got a real guilty look on her face.  "Him?“ I asked.  She just nodded.

He was an attractive man.  Average build and dress in business casual slacks and a button down shirt which obviously had supported a tie earlier.  This was a businessman, maybe married, maybe not, but here alone.  Perfect.

My wife began to let her legs carelessly open and close as she was talking to me.  Here body was facing him so that if he looked her way, he would get a flash of her panties.  It did’t take long for him to notice.  He kept watching as my wife kept giving him shot after shot.  Sometimes leaving her legs open for 2 or 3 seconds at a time.

I could tell he was real interested because he moved from the bar to an open table about 15 feet away from us so he could have a better an lower view.  I whispered to her "I’m going to go to the bathroom for a minute.”  "While I’m gone, make sure he knows you want his to see.“  She looked at me with a look of both confusion and lust.  "Really?”  I just smiled and went to the bathroom.

When I came back, things had moved along very rapidly.  The guy was now sitting in a chair three feet away from my wife and they were talking.  She was still letting her legs open and close and he was making no attempt to be subtle at looking at her panty cover mound.

I slid in net to my wife and introduced myself.  We shook hands and he said his name was Randy.  "Are you enjoying the sights in Las Vegas?“ I asked with a chuckle.  I wanted him to know I was ok with him checking out my sexy mature wife.  "Well, one in particular has really got me interested” he answered.  My wife smiled at the compliment and then reached over and squeezed my cock right in front of Randy and said “I think you both are enjoying the sights.”

Hesitantly Randy asked “is there a place we could go to get a better view of these sights?”  All of the sudden it became very real to Mandy and me.  My wife looked at me for a minute and I looked at her.  Sensing the reluctance Randy said “unless you don’t want to.”  "No" I said, “we would like that.”  Mandy swallowed and looked scared but excited at the same time.

“I have a business partner in my room and he wouldn’t be down with this.”  "Can we go to your room?“  "That’s fine” I said and we paid our bills and left.  As we got to our car I suggested they both ride in the back together so they could get better acquainted.  Mandy shot me a look of concern but it didn’t last long.  As she got into the car she intentionally speed her legs and flashed both of us at the same time.  We both gave an audible moan as she closed her legs and slid over to make room for Randy.

As we were driving back to our hotel the conversation quickly ended.  As I looked back, Randy had his tongue halfway down my wife throat in a passionate kiss.  I adjusted my mirror and I could see my wife legs spread wide and him fingering her through her panties.  She was moaning quietly  I’ve heard that moan before.  She was REALLY turned on.  She opened her eyes and they caught mine.  I just nodded to let her know I was ok.  She continued to moan but kept eye contact with me.  Then, she mouthed the words to me HIS COCK IS HUGE.  I adjusted to mirror a little to see she was stroking his cock through his slacks.  She was right, it looked huge.  I adjusted the mirror back to see her and mouthed the words back DO YOU WANT TO SUCK IT?  She looked shocked for a second but then nodded affirmatively. 

I continued to enjoy the sounds of my wife and Randy moaning in the back seat while I watched him feel up every inch of her body until we arrived at our hotel.  I turned off the car.  They proceeded to adjust themselves so that they look presentable and we got out of the car.  As Mandy got out of the car, her legs opened again.  This time it was not intentional and I could see a large wet spot on her light blue panties.  She caught my gaze. “You can  still say no if this is too much for you honey” my wife said loud enough for both of us to hear.  "Yes" Randy agreed “are you cool with this?”  "I’m good" I said, all the time wondering if I really was but I was too turned on to stop at this point.

I used my key card to open the door.  I walked in first and heard the door close behind me followed by a an audible sigh coming from Mandy.  As I looked back he had my wife pinned up against the wall rubbing his crotch against hers and kissing her deeply.  I know this gets Mandy’s motor going.  Back before we were married I used to do this to her.  We called it “Levi sex”.  The bishop called it heavy petting and we were supposed to stop but we never really did.  That was our only sexual release before we were sealed and sometimes I would come in my pants.  Mandy really liked it when she would make me “cream my jeans” as she like to call it.

He reached back behind her and found the zipper for her skirt and zipped it down and dropped the skirt to the floor.  She quickly stepped out of it and let her legs open a little.  He grabbed her ass and pulled her back to him pushing the bulge in his pants even harder into her wet panties.  She moaned even loader and she looked at me with a nasty horny look in her eyes.

Randy then let go of her ass so he could undo her blouse.  As his cock bulge moved away from her panties, she immediately pushed her crotch back towards it.  He moaned back.  She continued to grind her blue cotton panty covered cunt against his rock hard dick while he took her blouse off and dropped it to the floor exposing her little tits.  My wife has always had small tits.  She has never wanted to her large and has always said “they will never sag.”  And she was right.  Those sexy perky little tits were standing at attention just like Randys cock.

I started to kisses his way down to her tits.  He sucked and licked each one while his hands explored my Mandy’s married ass.  Then he started to work his way down further.  To her belly button and then to the tip of her panties.  By now I’m stroking my cock through my jeans.  

He looked over to me and asked “may I eat your sexy wife out?”  Oh, I had to let go of my cock at that moment.  The sound of another man asking to asking permission to eat my wife was so damn sexy.  "By my guest" I answered trying to sound cool but my voice cracked showing how really turned on I was.

Kneeling in front of my wife, Randy put his fingers at the top of Mandy’s panties and slid them down slowly exposing her pubic hair.  I ask Mandy to not trim to excess.  Back in the 90’s when everyone was shaving the beaver bald, she did that for me too or at least kept it almost bare but now days I like her to look like a woman.  I told her, I want my wife to look like a full grown woman, not a teenage or a preteen.  It was obvious that Randy approved as he got the panties to her knees and just said “nice”.

He began to lick at my wife full bush and I had to take my pants off at this point.  I stood up to undo my belt and my movements got both of there attention for a minute.  I realized at this point that I was going to jerk off in front another man.  Mandy loved to watch me jerk off but I had never thought about doing this in front of a man but by this time my pants were on the floor and I was standing there in my garment bottoms with a bulge stick out.

Randy stopped for a moment and then said “do I have the privilege of eating Mormon pussy?”  We both got embarrassed but Mandy broke then uncomfortable silence by stepping out of her panties and asking him “do you want to eat pussy or talk religion?”  With that, she grabbed Randys head, opened her legs wider, and shoved his face back where it belonged.  Randy didn’t hesitate and licked her pussy as if it was his last meal.  Mandy watched me handle my cock through my garments for a while before she said “get naked honey.”  I did as I was asked.

After about 10 minutes of standing in a half squatted position and being brought close to orgasm my wife needed to sit down and so she brought Randys head up from her pussy.  She slipped her four fingers down his pants and grabbed onto his belt like a handle and escorted him over to the bed where I was sitting slowly stoking my cock.

She sat down leaving him standing so she was eye level with his crotch and began to undo his belt.  Then she unbuttoned his pants and unzipped his fly.  He immediately grabbed her head and tilted it up.  Looking at her and then me, he said, “I’m sorry about the Mormon crack.”  "It’s all right" my wife said and I nodded.  She proceeded to lower his slacks and I realized why he mentioned that.  He was wearing garments too!  "Oh my hell" my wife exclaimed.  We laughed for a minute but then, my wife started to stoked the bulge in his G’s.  Then, she slid his garments bottoms off and that massive cock sprang to attention right in front of her face.  "Oh my, that’s big" she said.  She ran her hands over it and then down to his balls which were also huge.  She then ran her fingernails through his pubic hair and down to his balls.  There was a little pre-cum at the opening of his dick and she licked it up.

Randy then looked at me and asked permission to stick his dick in my wife’s mouth.  The way he said it was so crude but it turned me on even more.  "Yes" I moaned as I now began to massage my balls as I jerked off.  Mandy loves this too so she was watching me as Randy put the head of that big dick to her lip and just pushed his way.  It turned out to be just too much for her as she gagged on it several times.  She wanted to take it all but she has a hard time with my six inches.  Randy was about nine and much thicker.

She took control with her hand so that she could give him a hand/blow job.  Something she does with me to keep from gagging but you could tell she really wanted to please Randy.  She would pull away to breath and just stare at his man meat as she stroked it.  She would lick his piss hole and try to put the tip of her tongue down inside a little.  "Oh SHIT, my wife has never done that" Randy exclaimed.  We all exchanged a look as we realized he let out another secret about himself.

Randy took his shirt and garment tops off while my wife was orally servicing him.  Now, we were all totally naked.  Randy, for the third time that night asked me permission. This time it was so crude and bold I had to let go of my cock or I would cum right there.  With his teeth clenched he said “May I please FUCK your wife’s married hairy pussy and fill it full of cum.”  Before I could answer my wife laid back on the bed, spread he legs and yelled “FUCK YES!”

I had to get off the bed because I could see this was going to get wild as hell and I wanted a full view.  I sat in the lounge chair next to the bed, cock in hand, panting like a teenage boy that just got into his dads dirty magazine collection.

Randy put the head of that massive cock in the opening of my wives dripping wet pussy.  He started to push his way in.  At first, I could see it hurt her a little.  He stopped but she grabbed his ass and said “FUCK ME!”  With that, he no longer held back.  He began to rip her apart with each thrust.  I was leaning in only about 24 inches away from the action.  I could see hid cock gaining about a half inch of depth with every stoke.  Finally, he was all the way in.  He pushed hard to make her moan some more.  Then he proceeded to take long deep strokes.  I could watch hime slowly pull that beautiful cock all the way to the head out and then thrust it back in.  I must have been intently watching because Randy then looked at me.  Grunting and breathing deeply he asked. “Do you like seeing that dick go into your married wife’s cunt?” “Yes!”  I said.  "Do you want me to fuck her harder?“ "YES” I screamed!

Like two animals they fucked.  The sounds were pure sex.  Grunting, moaning, breathing loudly.  The sounds and smells of my wife fluids was incredible.  Then, he pulled out very quickly and just held still.  Both him and my wife were panting as if they had run a marathon.  The huge gap between my wife legs that was left behind by his dick had not started to close yet.  I realizes, he was to stop to keep from cumming.  "Go ahead" Mandy’s said, “fill me up.”  "I will" Randy answered.  "I just want your husband to have the best seat in the house for this.“  We both looked confused for a second.  I thought I had a great view and I was ready and happy to explode when he did.


"Roll over” he told my wife.  I love screwing Mandy doggy style, so they thought of watching her take another mans cock this way took me to a whole new level of excitement.  Mandy rolled over onto her knees and wiggled her plump ass at him and moaned “I can’t wait.”  "Well, get under there" Randy said to me.  At first I was confused.  Then he pointed under my wife. “You do want the best view, right?”  "Oh thats sexy" I said out loud and without hesitation slid onto kind of a 69 position with my wife although I was not eating her nor was she sucking my dick.  I watched as that head, now effortlessly glided into my wife sloppy wet cunt.  It must have been a new sensation for her as she pushed up with her hands on my thigh to get the right angle.  After she relaxed a little he slid his dick the rest of the way inside her.  Again, they started fucking like two sex starved freaks.

The sight of my wife cut being stretched like that and his glistening wet shaft made me want to start to jerk off some more.  I  began to do that when I felt my sweet wife take the head of my dick into her mouth.  Now I could feel the vibrations of her moaning ask Randy was pounding her like a piece of meat.  She began to lower her hips towards me and then she whispered “each my clit honey.”  It was swollen and hard as my dick.  The minute I touched it with my tongue she started to make those sounds I know so well.  She was getting ready to cum.  I started licking faster.  In response, she started sucking harder and Randy began pounder her faster.

My wife came first. “FUCK YES, FUCK YES, FUCK YES!” she screamed.  She never used this kind of language before.  It was so erotic.  Randy must of thought so too because he started to scream too. “YOU FUCKING SLUT, YOU FUCKING WHORE, TAKE MY CUM YOU CUNT!”  I looked up at his dick and could see it pulse as he was spilling his seed deep into my wife’s womb.  They were both screaming fowl vulgar language as they came.  It was so sexy.

I laid there under my wife cunt and wanted as another mans cock got soft and he eventually pulled out.  Mandy rolled over still breathing heavy and looked at my hard cock and realized I had not cum yet.  "FUCK ME!“ she demanded.  I didn’t hesitate but she kept talking dirty.  "Put that dick inside my cum filled pussy and feel how warm his cum is!”  

My cock slid effortlessly into her stretched out, lubricated cunt.  I wondered if she could even feel it.  "Oh ya, you have always wanted sloppy seconds haven’t you.“ she said.  She was right.  Mandy times we had fantasized about me screwing her after she had been screwed by another manned it was finally happening.

As I began to stroke, she began to moan like a whore and I treated her that way.  I pounded her and let go of a stream of cum that made it seem like I had not came in a month.  


Our friend grabbed a cab and left and we never saw him again but I think we will try this again sometime.

Why would Connor be a great husband?

✿ He’s a big beefy man

✿ He can be good as a blanket because he’s warm

✿  Best. Hugger. Ever.

✿ Very protective and gentle

✿ He’s a lightweight, so he can’t get drunk (and abusive)

✿ Actually he’s not abusive at all

✿ He has respect for women and he’d never beat one 

✿ He’s honest

✿ He’s responsible and hard-working

✿ When he sleeps he’d probably wrap his arms around his wife

✿ He has got such a soft voice, man ♥

✿ He’s very faithful and he’s never cheat on his wife. NEVER.

✿ He’s simply a cinnamon roll. Pass it on.

Men, take notes

it is everyones favourite film about a syrup addicted bear that is right it is winnie the poo and his cousin piglet from the hit family film that is called winnie the poo and the chamber of syrup. if you havent seen winnie the poo and the chamber of syrup before then you might as well just be blind or deaf or both because you are missing out on a action packed adventure that will haunt you for the rest of your life and my best bit in the whole of the film is when winnie the poo is standing outside of his college in his red coloured crop top with his traditional no trousers on and he is making loads of people laugh by sucking syrup off the top of a teachers car and then gargling with it to the theme tune of mtvs sweet sixteen and all of his friends was saying that it was so funny and his friend ross even said that it was probably one of the best things that he has seen in about half a year and then tigger who is the main idiot at the college was going around telling everyone that he is going to punch winnie the poo in the back of his head after college when he is not looking because he hates him so much but it was so obvious that he is just jealous of winnie the poo for getting all of the attention from everyone and then after college tigger goes to punch him but winnie the poo senses his presence and he instantly turns around and slices tiggers spine with a bit of plastic that he found next to a fence and then winnie the poo goes on top of tigger on the ground and he does a massive screaming laugh right in tiggers face that sounded like a train full of bees smashing into a school and then before tigger could even say why cant i move my legs winnie the poo had completely vanished and then when it was at night time winnie the poo goes over to piglets house and he says for piglet to give him all of the syrup that he has got and piglet says you cant have it because my wife is pregnant and it is all that she can eat right now and winnie the poo says pregnant shmegnant i dont give a flying hell if she is pregnant or if she is just fat i just want to have all of your delicious golden bee juice inside of myself and then he slowly walks over to piglet and he kisses him on his forehead and he says my sweet cousin in a really light voice and then he looks at him for about 5 seconds and he does a half smile and then he slaps him right across his face and he bends forward and he licks piglets face where he was just slapped and he says give me your bee syrup now you salmon coloured dwarf and piglet says you need help mate you have got a serious syrup problem and winnie the poo says shut up no i do not and piglet says eh you do realise the reason everyone calls you winnie the poo is because you actually stink of poo because you never wash because all that you do is drink bee syrup all day and tigger said he actually saw you eating your own poo out of a napkin in the college car park as well and then winnie the poo just grabs the jar of syrup out of piglets pale pink palms and he runs out of the house and as he is running away he screams jumanji and then right at the end of the film there is a shot of winnie the poo sitting in the woods looking at a photograph of him and christopher robin in italy next to the eiffel tower and the camera goes really close up on winnie the poos face and he starts laughing and loads of bees fly out of his mouth and it lasts for about 5 minutes and then the screen just goes completely black and writing comes up that says winnie the poo hasnt been seen for nearly 2 and a half years and then a lightning bolt goes across the screen and it smashes the writing up into loads of little pieces and then the film just ends really suddenly and it really is one of the most action packed films that has ever been made about syrup and if you have children of your very own or if you can find a child just for a day then you should definitely have a watch of it with them when it is the summer holidays because trust me you will not regret it not even a slice. Chris (Simpsons artist) xox

(via facebook: Simpsons pictures that I gone and done)

“Sometimes I still feel sad about her.”
“I know, my sweet. I know.”

“But Mary hated for people to be sad. The only thing we can do for the dead, she told me, is to be happy. Let me make you happy, Lucy.”

“Wow, I’d be afraid to touch that!”
“Mary wanted it to be used. What is a guitar that stands idle and unplayed? Only a hunk of wood and silence.”

The MMMMC should be the best possible place to impress her, but there’s that Casa fellow, distracting her, trying to cut him out! Billy happens to know he’s got a wife and five children at home - he has no business here.
If anybody’s going to seduce Lucy, it’ll be him, not some other slick jerk. 

“Let me take you home, my sweet! You look tired!”

anonymous asked:

I just looked up my rapist for the first time in many years.... and ... he's married. He's got friends that are happy for his marriage. He has a wife. And I'm sitting here and shaking, and I have friends, but no lover and I am so ANGRY right now.

It will still happen for you. It takes a while to find someone who is right for you. You both need to be emotionally ready and fairly stable for it to work. You will find someone. 

Also, just because he appears happy online, it doesn’t mean he actually is. I’ve had to remind myself of that thousands of times. 

You know, what I disliked most about John Adams is that he read more than I did. Because I read, I suppose, 30 books a year, 40 books a year. He’d read 60, 70, 90 books a year, maybe more! And I thought, ‘I’m the renaissance man. You’re this…guy from New England. Why is it you’re reading twice what I’m reading?’ How’s that—that doesn’t seem fair. …He has no money. He lives in a hut. He has this sharp wife who wants attention. He’s got an impecunious family, he’s out shoveling manure, and working in the hay fields, and he reads twice what I do. Upsetting.
—  Thomas Jefferson in The Thomas Jefferson Hour #828—Needs and Wants

no but, can we just talk about the mere character development from ‘silent night’ to ‘faith’?

in SN, we’ve got Ziva asking Tony if he has ever regretted not having a wife and children at Christmas, and then 365 days later, we’ve got her grooming that man to become someone she can marry and have kids with for future Christmases

and now, just a few years later, they’re having sex and making babies in Jamaica

progression

i need just one night alone, chapter one

Part 3 of the ‘he could become my little problem’ verse

How is he supposed to tell Erwin that he thinks he might love him? There’s seventeen years between them, and Erwin’s young enough that he could find a pretty wife. Start a family.

What has Levi got now?

tw for mentions of a relationship involving underage sex, age difference, and levi’s casually abusive father.

this is all angst. i’m sorry. i’m so sorry. but for what it’s worth, this series will have a happy ending, or i’ll eat my own hat, and i’ll record myself doing it for your viewing pleasure. i’m also so sorry for the wait /collapses

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Bad writing vs not caring.

I can’t think of a good title so this will have to do.

So this is an argument I see alot:
“Well, NH was canon from the beginning. Kishimoto said he was bad at writing romance which means he didn’t put scenes in to explain it because he didn’t know how to write it.”

Like all of sudden, lack of development, asspulls, and entire retcons of his story are okay and excusable. Wrong.

Let me lay this down, just because you are bad at something does not mean you shouldn’t care or not even attempt to show connection. If it is true that NH was planned from the beginning, which is bullshit because Kishimoto himself said he had no interest in a love triangle, then he failed from day 1 a writer because not only did he fail the most basic of writing rules, but shittier writers have done better.

Stephanie Meyer is bad at writing romance, but she still had development with cause and effect. Hell, 50 Shades of Grey, despite the hate, has more development than NH on their characters. That’s pretty sad.

No, Kishimoto didn’t even care. He says so himself that he didn’t care about pairings and he didn’t know how any of the characters really got together. He doesn’t know how SS got together and he has them husband and wife. This means that Naruto The Last wasn’t written by Kishimoto at all. It was written by SP that Kishimoto just said “fuck it.” He just didn’t care. Did he ever care? Maybe. Maybe there was a time when he thought about it, but ended up just not caring anymore after a certain point. We will never know. You can have your name as a writer just by looking at the script and saying “okay.” I don’t believe that Kishimoto did these “massive reedits” like so much has been said when in interviews he acts so oblivious to the movie plot at all. The scarf thing is the only thing he really commented on.

However, the question still stands, shouldn’t all of this have been in the manga? Shouldn’t it have all been in there from the beginning? That’s something the NH fandom cannot answer truthfully.

Kishimoto may be bad at writing romance, but when it came to the canon couples in his manga, he didn’t even try to make it legit. He didn’t even care and he has expressed this. In fact, 7 chapters before the end he practically killed SS and then just retcons it back into existence. You cannot take back when Sasuke says “I have no interest in her” to have him all of sudden be madly in love. You can’t take that back so easily. You also cannot take back the fact that Kishimoto said himself that Sasuke was pure and true of his feelings…yet the ending makes it sound like Sasuke was a liar. Which is it? You can’t have it both ways.

This is one more reason why the ending fails. It tries to go in two directions at one time and now it seems like two differently written stories. Well, it is, but you get my point.

When writing a story you have to show to the reader cause and effect. You can’t just build up to something and then go in a complete opposite direction in the end because then you lose the entire point of the story at hand. It’s like Romeo and Juliet where they are madly in love through out the whole thing and then when Romeo finds out she “died” he says “Well, now that THAT is over, let’s go back to Rosaline.”


Adam and Eddy on TV Editor's Hour on EW Radio Sirius XM 105

Entertainment Weekly’s TV Finale Awards had Adam and Eddy calling in to accept. Transcribed by zengoalie

One award was for funny moment in a drama and Hook punching himself in the face won:

EW: Tell me how Hooks personality led himself to that moment ?

Adam: “Well I think he, like all of us, will look back on themselves sometime and be like ‘I can’t believe I was like that’ He just happens to have the opportunity to take some action and punch himself.

Eddy: Listen I think all of us inside have jealousy and sometimes that even includes ourselves- in past lives,  so I think that’s really where it came from. And for us we look at Captain Hook as kind of our Han Solo character…We say he’s Han Solo with guyliner.”

EW: And also led nicely to the end- the kiss between Hook and Emma, which I may have rewound multiple times…Tell me just about that kiss as well, it was a great one.”

Eddy: Well for us we just, you know, we thought this was the culmination of two years of his wooing, and…those two actors just went for it on the set. You know it was really like-we just wrote that and they just kind of-you know..I think that’s just two years of character buildup there.”

EW: About bringing back Marion(other award was Best Romantic Cliffhanger which Outlaw Queen won)?

Adam: It’s a tricky situation. You know when you’re dating Robin Hood…if Marion comes in…it’s gonna get complicated.

Eddy: Well yeah, because he has already mourned his wife and got over it. He didn’t realize someone would bring her back from the past. So that is something I don’t think he counted on…”

EW: I was watching it on my couch and  I just said poor Regina! Do you ever feel like you’re too harsh on poor Regina?

Eddy: You know sometimes, but happy endings…you have to work for them-as we said to Lana-(who plays Regina)- we said “She was like I’m really enjoying this! I’m falling in love-and we said Great! Enjoy it because we are going to destroy you. We are literally going to destroy you by the end of this”

Adam: And look happy endings are about those things where you get destroyed and then you build youself back up. And that’s part of the drama for us. Can she do that?”

EW How evil will she get..or not get?

Eddy: What’s amazing for us is that this is a woman who started the show trying to kill all the lead characters and now everyone is mad at us for ripping away her boyfriend I don’t care that she killed half a village or ten dwarves, but get her her boyfriend back!”

Adam: In fairness, she may have killed all those people, but she has grown.

Eddy: That’s true, that’s true, she put it behind her. And what happened in the Enchanted forest was a long time ago.

Adam: What happens in the EF stays in the Enchanted Forest

EW: We have to ask about one more thing…Elsa from Frozen is coming-EW had 40 questions about what’s next..”

Eddy: Literally we thought was he in the writers room because everything you said was exactly what we went through. Should we do it should we not do it? Do we go to this person do we not go to this person?

Adam: those questions were spot on and we’re going through our own versions of those questions as we plot out Season four.

EW: This is Elsa from Frozen, or half of HansCAnderson’s Snow Queen?

Eddy: This is Elsa from Frozen. For us that was the inspiration. We really really loved the movie. And the benefit of being owned by Disney is that we get to take the toy off the shelf and play with it,. So-will there be our own elements put to it? Yes. Like all things, like we do with Snow White or Peter Pan, or Captain Hook, you know we take our own kind of twist on it , but remaining faithful to the actual essence of the character.

Adam: For us we felt like Frozen had a way it could slot into our universe where we could kind of honor the movie and also make it a part of our world.

Eddy: You know they have frozen hearts, and we rip them out…so we felt it was the perfect marriage. We love to rip a heart out, and if it’s frozen we’ll take it…

EW: Casting for Elsa?

Eddy: It’s only day two of S4, so we’re nowhere…

We are as going through all those questions now. Starting our search…

Thanks to everyone who voted for us!

-transcribed to the best of my ability..(listening/rewinding) shortened some of the ums and ahhs, and the questions from Mark and Ann of EW Radio.

it is everyones favourite film about a syrup addicted bear that is right it is winnie the poo and his cousin piglet from the hit family film that is called winnie the poo and the chamber of syrup. if you havent seen winnie the poo and the chamber of syrup before then you might as well just be blind or deaf or both because you are missing out on a action packed adventure that will haunt you for the rest of your life and my best bit in the whole of the film is when winnie the poo is standing outside of his college in his red coloured crop top with his traditional no trousers on and he is making loads of people laugh by sucking syrup off the top of a teachers car and then gargling with it to the theme tune of mtvs sweet sixteen and all of his friends was saying that it was so funny and his friend ross even said that it was probably one of the best things that he has seen in about half a year and then tigger who is the main idiot at the college was going around telling everyone that he is going to punch winnie the poo in the back of his head after college when he is not looking because he hates him so much but it was so obvious that he is just jealous of winnie the poo for getting all of the attention from everyone and then after college tigger goes to punch him but winnie the poo senses his presence and he instantly turns around and slices tiggers spine with a bit of plastic that he found next to a fence and then winnie the poo goes on top of tigger on the ground and he does a massive screaming laugh right in tiggers face that sounded like a train full of bees smashing into a school and then before tigger could even say why cant i move my legs winnie the poo had completely vanished and then when it was at night time winnie the poo goes over to piglets house and he says for piglet to give him all of the syrup that he has got and piglet says you cant have it because my wife is pregnant and it is all that she can eat right now and winnie the poo says pregnant shmegnant i dont give a flying hell if she is pregnant or if she is just fat i just want to have all of your delicious golden bee juice inside of myself and then he slowly walks over to piglet and he kisses him on his forehead and he says my sweet cousin in a really light voice and then he looks at him for about 5 seconds and he does a half smile and then he slaps him right across his face and he bends forward and he licks piglets face where he was just slapped and he says give me your bee syrup now you salmon coloured dwarf and piglet says you need help mate you have got a serious syrup problem and winnie the poo says shut up no i do not and piglet says eh you do realise the reason everyone calls you winnie the poo is because you actually stink of poo because you never wash because all that you do is drink bee syrup all day and tigger said he actually saw you eating your own poo out of a napkin in the college car park as well and then winnie the poo just grabs the jar of syrup out of piglets pale pink palms and he runs out of the house and as he is running away he screams jumanji and then right at the end of the film there is a shot of winnie the poo sitting in the woods looking at a photograph of him and christopher robin in italy next to the eiffel tower and the camera goes really close up on winnie the poos face and he starts laughing and loads of bees fly out of his mouth and it lasts for about 5 minutes and then the screen just goes completely black and writing comes up that says winnie the poo hasnt been seen for nearly 2 and a half years and then a lightning bolt goes across the screen and it smashes the writing up into loads of little pieces and then the film just ends really suddenly and it really is one of the most action packed films that has ever been made about syrup and if you have children of your very own or if you can find a child just for a day then you should definitely have a watch of it with them when it is the summer holidays because trust me you will not regret it not even a slice. Chris (Simpsons artist) xox

I Need a Moment to Talk about Glenn, Walking Dead *Spoilers*

I know he had to die at some point cos he did in the comics but God… We had him for SIX YEARS. He was from the FIRST fucking group. He got a family again, he got to be loved and love again, he has a fucking wife! He was a main character. He was a key staple. And he died brutally. He died the worst fucking death possible and he was alone. He died alone after watching someone he finally considered a friend shoot himself in the head. He never gave up, always looked for the best in others, always kept hope. He was part of our family. He was from the original group and was part of OUR family. Glenn Rhee was family.