he has a twitter

this like 16 year old brat that left tumblr cause he got made fun of for being a freak and deleted has just been sitting on twitter like shittalking anyone he hates* and making up the funniest and most asinine shit and people are like still believing it im ahkshsjshjdhshgd

* anyone he hates = anyone who didnt worship him like the God he is on tumblr dot com

A part of me wants another season or even just an epilogue episode or spinoff of Gravity Falls (you know, to cover stuff like Ford’s dimension-hopping adventures, The Oracle, The Axolotl, how the Pines family and the GF residents are doing post-Bill, etc) but after the Twitter shitfest Hirsch has thrown he’d probably just waste it on some kind of ham-fisted political shilling. 

Dembélé refused to do his work. We met Thursday, but noticed quickly our ideas are wide apart. Suddenly Friday he doesn’t show up. There are only 2 possibilities: We have a claim, if Barça fulfill it soon, he can go. If they don’t pay, he remains our player. The fee we want is not as high as the press is speculating. Dembélé is Barça’s option number 1 on this position. They don’t have a number 1B or number 1C option. They know he’s an excellent player. I’m 100% sure Dembélé wouldn’t have done this for any other club in the world. He has a affinity for Barcelona.
—  Hans-Joachim Watzke (via AlexTruica on Twitter)

anonymous asked:

In jenelles book she claims courtland was charged with killing her unborn baby, im not sure what the previous anon is referring to but if you havnt read the book it must be confusing iv read it but that anon is still confusing, but yes she calls courtland a baby killer and people on twitter have looked u his rap sheet he has never been charged with killing a unborn baby she claims he beat the baby out of her by punching her in her stomach and she was taken to hospital, its a sick lie

Wait.. what?? Is she trying to re-write history about her abortion or is she claiming there was another pregnancy? I’m going to have to look into this.

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The Babadook is 2017’s biggest LGBT icon

  • ‘If it’s in a word or it’s in a look, he has got us “babashook.”
  • A conversation simmering for months on Twitter and Tumblr erupted this week, resulting in the Babadook, the op-hat-wearing star of 2014 horror film The Babadook, being crowned as 2017’s favorite queer icon.
  • The horror film, which centers on a widow raising her troubled son, landed on Netflix in 2015, where new exposure grew its fandom. 
  • One of the earliest links between the Babadook and queerness appeared October 30 on Tumblr, when user ianstagram wrote, “Whenever someone says the Babadook isn’t openly gay it’s like?? Did you even watch the movie??" The post received over 88,000 notes on Tumblr. Read more (6/8/17)
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this is me BNHA OC Kazuki AKA Eclipse - he’s shy when trying to make friends, but gives everything his all n always wants to help teammates :D

#BendyHTtakeover Recap

((so I’m gonna compile all the Good Shit from the #BendyHTtakeover event into one post okay here we goooo))

  • Sammy has been writing music for most of his life, “from a young age […] tunes would pop into my head, [writing music] was the only logical step. ;)”
  • Willow Weep For Me” is Sammy’s favorite song, he apparently considers it modern. what time period does this game take place in jfc
  • Sammy made a handful of puns during the event. Puns are great.
  • Apparently he liked Bacon Soup at one time, but “it kind of lost its luster after a bit.. But you’d have to be crazy to not love chocolate cake!”
  • Putting on pants is apparently a struggle for him.
  • Someone asked if Norman was behind the organ from chapter 2. He responded with “The organ… I don’t know what you mean. Although Norman, our projectionist, he was always very bright..” which might be a hint to something, a compliment, or another pun - who knows.
  • An ad for a Little Mermaid bedspread got posted in the middle of the event, probably on accident. Someone joked “Sammy’s favorite Disney Princess is Ariel, confirmed.” All he had to say was something was amiss with the post, and the bed looked comfortable.
  • Sammy still writes and sings music when he’s not praising Bendy, and has written “so many dozens of songs! So many! When you’ve been in this business as long as I have… you’re quite busy.” He also said “Perhaps you shall hear them someday.” pls
  • His clearest memory of the studio besides the ink pump is “a whistling sound, a vague melody.. with a sinister purpose.”
  • When asked for advice on composing music, he responded “Music is all about layers. Rich and lush. Practice, my friend. That’s what it’s all about!”
  • Wally’s catchphrase is apparently contagious. Someone asked “Sammy, what would happen if Wally lost his keys again?” To which he responded, “That Wally! That man can’t ever keep his things in order! If I didn’t know better I’d say his mind was wayyyyy out of here!”
  • Headcanon confirmed, “Sheep Songs” is Sammy’s favorite song he wrote for the Bendy cartoons.
  • He wears the mask to “resemble the most perfect form I know!”.
  • He might not be able to see without the mask as well, someone later asked “how do you see with that mask?” and he replied “how do you see without yours?”. Might have just been a joke, or confirming the “ink monsters can see through Bendy’s eyes in cutouts and posters” theory.
  • Sammy thinks Susie is “A charming woman.. quite… charming.. I recall only her face… that.. smile.”
  • He took some selfies for us.
  • Someone asked how he felt after what happened to him at the end of chapter 2. “I can’t recall any injustice on the part of the Ink Demon. He is.. most fair.” Apparently he’s fine with being pancake’d.
  • “Who’s better? Bendy, Alice, or Boris?” “There is only our lord Bendy.”
  • What makes Bendy so worshipable is that “[He] knows all and sees all. He is the hope we’ve been waiting for!”
  • “The last I can recall… I had a flowing cascade of brown hair.. I miss it so… or was it blonde? No matter.. it was splendid.”
  • He regrets never going to Coney Island.
  • Someone asked what he thinks of Alice “Ohhh such a voice! So.. heavenly! So beautiful!” Tied with his earlier comment about Susie, this makes Samsie shippers such as myself rejoice.
  • He is honored that people write songs about him, and Bendy.
  • He doesn’t only make puns, he memes. According to him, “if you have the proper training, mayonnaise IS an instrument.”
  • His favorite instrument is the banjo, he was always fond of it and it “plucks the right chord with me”
  • He thinks bacon soup can be good, “it’s best when aged for a while I hear.”
  • He’s happy Joey let him name the song “Sammy Jam” after himself.
  • Someone asked if he had a special someone before becoming an ink monster. His answer was a flustered “Someone.. special? … I.. well.. there was.. this one. I almost remember.”
  • He doesn’t quite know where Joey is, but he thinks he’s off raising his salary somewhere.
  • He doodles Bendy sometimes.
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Eren can’t eat because he has no front teeth.

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