he has 100s of them


im in an Ageswap AU Mood

I really need some like, otayuri fluff in my life rn?? Like pls

•At the beach and Otabek cant swim so Yuri tries to teach him how to swim
•it turns into a giant mess tho because Yuri is apparently a really shitty teacher
•Otabek kisses his frustrations away and instead they make sand castles

•Otabek can draw?? What?? So Yuri lays down on the couch in the LEAST sexy pose and says “draw me like one of your french girls”
•Beka takes a whopping 5 minutes on it, coloring and all, and they laugh at it for 10 minutes
•Later when Yuri falls asleep during the movie at the other end of the couch, Otabek sneaks down and actually does a very nice portrait of Yuri asleep
•Yuri has them both framed in his apartment next to each other

•Yuri constantly buys shit for Beka because he has like no impluse control
•Guys this boy has like a $1,000 backpack okay dont talk to me
•Anyways one day he buys Beka this leather jacket that looks like it belongs in a Lady Gaga music video. Its a crop top jacket with studs and fringe EVERYWHERE and Yuri LOVES IT
•After mails it, like, a week later, Otabek posts a pic on instagram of him, leaning against his bike, in leather skinny jeans and the jacket with ray bands on and it goes like, viral over night. Yuri is s h o o k. Otabek texts him later like, “Oh, by the way, thanks for the jacket Babe”

Give me the boys being silly and stupid and in love p l e a s e

ur worrying ppl teru

pls stop teru

so I know that after episode five I joked a lot about how Dirk “let’s dig thirty million holes in the woods and not even remove our tie” didn’t own a single piece of casual clothing

but I feel like hands-down the most important thing we learned from episode seven is that he’s slept in his shirt and tie at least once and ?? this is some serious committment to The Aesthetic™

can we talk about the imagery of marcus standing among his unconscious people, crying over what he had to do to save them, what he still has to do that will kill some of them? he’s right there among them, he’s in their ranks, fighting for them at every turn and they can’t see it. it’s who he has been since he begin this redemption arc. it’s the perfect imagery for him this season. it’s the picture to go along with when he tells indra “i know how this looks but trust me, we’re still trying to save everyone.” i’m eternally heartbroken over the fact that so few people ever get to see everything he does to save them. 

What has Trump actually done in his first 100 days?

In late October, the president made 28 promises for his first 100 days. These were not the only promises the president made for his first 100 days, but they comprised the “contract with the American voter” Trump introduced immediately before the election. 

Here are Trump’s promises, followed by where they stand:

•  "Propose a Constitutional Amendment to impose term limits on all members of Congress.“ Not proposed.

•  "A hiring freeze on all federal employees to reduce federal workforce through attrition (exempting military, public safety and public health).” Done, then rolled backthis month.

•  "A requirement that for every new federal regulation, two existing regulations must be eliminated.“ Done.

•  "A five-year ban on White House and Congressional officials becoming lobbyists after they leave government service.” Done for White House officials, with loopholes.

•  "A lifetime ban on White House officials lobbying on behalf of a foreign government.“ Done.

•  "A complete ban on foreign lobbyists raising money for American elections.” Not done.

•  "I will announce my intention to renegotiate NAFTA or withdraw from the deal under Article 2205.“ Done.

•  "I will announce our withdrawal from the Trans-Pacific Partnership.” Done.

•  "I will direct my Secretary of the Treasury to label China a currency manipulator.“ Not donesays he won’t.

•  "I will direct the Secretary of Commerce and U.S. Trade Representative to identify all foreign trading abuses that unfairly impact American workers and direct them to use every tool under American and international law to end those abuses immediately.” Done.

•  "I will lift the restrictions on the production of $50 trillion dollars’ worth of job-producing American energy reserves, including shale, oil, natural gas and clean coal.“ In process: Trump ordered a review of what regulations to cut.

•  "Lift the Obama-Clinton roadblocks and allow vital energy infrastructure projects, like the Keystone Pipeline, to move forward.” Done.

•  "Cancel billions in payments to U.N. climate change programs and use the money to fix America’s water and environmental infrastructure.“ Not done.

•  "Cancel every unconstitutional executive action, memorandum and order issued by President Obama.” Done.

•  "Begin the process of selecting a replacement for Justice Scalia from one of the 20 judges on my list, who will uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States.“ Done. Neil Gorsuch was confirmed to the Supreme Court.

•  "Cancel all federal funding to Sanctuary Cities.” Done, but blocked by federal judge.

•  "Begin removing the more than 2 million criminal illegal immigrants from the country and cancel visas to foreign countries that won’t take them back.“ Done.

•  "Suspend immigration from terror-prone regions where vetting cannot safely occur. All vetting of people coming into our country will be considered extreme vetting.” Done, but blocked by federal courts — twice.

Overall, Trump is 14 for 18 on these actions and measures.

Trump also promised to introduce ten pieces of legislation in his first 100 days. He has introduced or announced three of them.

•  Cut taxes for the middle class and businesses. Announced: Trump’s tax plan cuts the corporate tax rate from 35% to 15%, but it’s unclear how the plan will help the middle class.

•  Establish tariffs on goods created by U.S. companies overseas and shipped back. Not done.

•  Leverage public-private partnerships to spur $1 trillion in infrastructure investment over 10 years. Not done.

•  Let parents send their child to the school of their choice. Not done.

•  Fully repeal the Affordable Care Act and replace with a conservative option. Introduced.

•  Allow Americans to deduct child care and elder care from their taxes. Not done.

•  Fully fund construction of a wall between the U.S. and Mexico. Not done.

•  Increase training and support for local police to fight violent and drug crimes. Not done.

•  Increase funding for the military, reform the Veterans Administration. Announced.

•  Enact new ethics reforms to “drain the swamp.” Not done.

Trump is 0 for 10 on passage of those pieces of legislation, and 3 for 10 on introducing or announcing them. Read more (4/28/17)

anonymous asked:

Some haki checking out her husband from afar, caught or not, your choice. Maybe canon verse, even. :)

(A sequel to this prompt; set a few months after the current arc)

The wedding of the king of Clarines is the event of the season; everyone who is anyone is present at the reception, lavishing the newlyweds with increasingly astounding gifts. The first prince of Viande and his lovely sister release a coterie’s worth of doves to symbolize the new beginning of their life together; Marquis Arluleon presents them with a new tapestry woven in cloth of gold, the king’s proud lineage documented in painstaking detail with enough room left for his and the queen consort’s issue; the first prince of Tanbarun shares with them a symphony he personally composed for the occasion. All is as it should be.

Save that not a single house of the north is in attendance, besides the queen’s own.

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procrastinatingbookworm  asked:

Concept: Maui being cutely embarrassed about his tooth gap.

I love this concept so much, I’m not gonna lie? Like, maybe one day Moana points it out super jokingly and he just turns bright red

And of course, Moana being the little sister imp that she is, continues to harp on it. Brings it up every opportunity she gets. “The great demigod Maui,” she probably crows all the time, “embarrassed about a tooth gap!”

She also probably loves it. It makes him seem more human, which is good for both of them - for Moana because it gives her something to poke fun at and helps him fit in better on Motunui, and Maui because it makes him seem more human. And that is what he wants, in the end, to find his place among humans. 

But yeah, I can definitely see Moana harassing him about it all the time, absolutely mercilessly. It’s unbecoming demeanor of a Chief for sure, but does not care at all - she has a demigod to poke fun at!

Caught Hook Handed

Lines are tested at Thanksgiving dinner! Lots of fluff and of course lots of smut;)

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“I still don’t really get what this holiday is all about. Every year I try to understand, but it just seems like everyone is getting together just to eat turkey and pumpkin pie. Besides there are much more important things pie,” Killian teased, playfully biting the soft skin between her neck and shoulder.

“Killian, I already told you. We don’t have time. We are already going to be late,” Emma giggled, a shiver running down her spine from his ministrations. Damn, that man was gonna test her self control today.

“Let them wait, darling,” Hook practically purred in her ear.

“I know they know why we are late every time. Our family doesn’t need anymore reasons to pick on us,” She moaned, as his hand traveled further down, playing with the seam of her navy blue dress. She could feel his hardening erection against the crease of her ass. Pull it together, Emma she thought!

It was crazy that they had been married for almost five years and he could still pull this kind of excitement from her. God, she had it bad. Emma quickly turned around and placed a brief chaste kiss to his lips, then spun around making her way to the kitchen to take the pie out of the oven.

“Easy tiger, you think you can wait a few more hours?” She laughed, staring at the bulge in his pants.

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Dating Raph would include…

Protectiveness. Raph shares this trait with Leo. He naturally wants to protect those he loves, his s.o. above all. He would escort you to places and text you often. He would not want to teach you to fight, in fear of hurting you, though might later be persuaded.

Him being affectionate. At first, Raph would only show affection in private. He would hold and kiss you whenever you were away from prying eyes. Eventually, he would become more comfortable with showing you affection.

Him being jealous. It’s not that he doesn’t trust you, it’s that he doesn’t think he’s enough for you. He’s brash and angry and pretty much a giant. He would become jealous if you spent too much time with other people, especially one of his brothers. Raph has the lowest self esteem of his brothers, which contributes to this.

Lots of spooning. Raph likes closeness and always loves to be your big spoon. If he gets too comfortable, he’ll convince you to stay, not wanting to lose your presence.

Him being amazed. He looks in the mirror and sees a mutant. A giant turtle. How can you look at him and love what you see? How the hell did he get so lucky??

Him spending a lot of time at your place. While you are often at the lair, Raph loves your apartment. His brothers aren’t there a lot, so it’s a special place for just you two.

A locket. I have this headcannon that Raph would stumble upon an old, bronze locket. He’d clean it up and put a little photo of the two of them together inside and give it to his s.o.

Late night visits and talks. Raph would often come at night. He’d tap on your window and wait to come in. Sometimes he wants to talk, other times he just lays down and holds you.

Him showing you a different side of Him. Raph isn’t too good at communicating his feelings. He tends to bottle things up. But you would see things about him that no one else would, giving you a better understanding of the turtle.

Him ranting. Raph butts heads with his brothers often, Leo the most, and will often rant to his s.o. Once he ran out of steam, he’s just want to stay with you for a while.

Him loving you strongly. Raph feels with everything he has, 100%. His s.o. is everything to him. He needs them so badly though he won’t always say it.

Lots of neck and shoulder kisses, with a light bite here and there. Oh and push up kisses too…

Silent communicating. You would be able to tell what Raph was feeling and act accordingly. Affection when he needed it or giving him space.

Raph being absolutely terrified.
He’s never loved anyone this strongly before. You’re his world, his everything. He’s so scared of messing up and driving you away. What if he hurts you? What if he loses control of his anger and you suffer because of it? What if he isn’t enough for you?
He wouldn’t speak about these feelings often but his s.o. would most definitely be aware of them. When Raph looks at you, he sees the sun, the moon, and the stars. He remembers all those stupid love songs and everything.


From 0 to Albert Rosenfield in Twin Peaks, how done are you with everybody?

Hyped because of Breath of the Wild as I am right now, I still can’t help but feel that this is probably one of the saddest stories we got in the Zelda series.

(Watch out, spoilers!)

I mean… Link wakes up in a shrine, all alone, without anyone there and without any memories. He lost his memories 100 years ago, after all, and from what I’ve gathered, all he can remember is his name (or did anyone else tell him his name? Can’t remember right now) and his abilities like fighting with different weapons. Plus, he wakes up and hears a voice. A voice he doesn’t remember, has no recollection of. And he just follows – because deep down, he’s still a courageous hero who would help everyone who needs help, and because it’s the only goal he has right now.

Throughout the story, Link has the possibility to collect a few of his memories, through the main story and through a few pictures. All in all, there are between 10 and 15 memories.

So Link gets approximately fifteen memories back, out of memories of a whole life. That’s not very much. Everything else he hears about himself, about what happened before and during the 100 years he has been asleep, he hears from others. Some of them who remember him fondly, like Impa. Some of them who are angry at him for apparently failing 100 years ago, like some of the Zoras. But all of them, in the end, trust in Link to save them.

So there Link is, with only a tiny part of his memories restored, in a world that has evolved and changed in 100 years without him there to witness it, to fit into it… and he’s supposed to be saving not only a princess he barely remembers, but a whole world from a Calamity that nearly killed him a century ago.


And to top it all of – all the people he starts to blurrily remember – the champions, his friends, the people he wanted to protect – are either dead or very, very old.

In a sense, Link is almost completely alone in a strange, unknown world that wants to be saved by him.

I feel so sorry for him while playing. Every time there is a memory to recover, or someone remembers what happened 100 years ago when Link doesn’t, I feel sorry for Link.

Mob Birthday Week

Day 5: Mob’s interaction with a ghost

(Dimple is not gone, but is turned into Mob’s spirit guardian that only Toritsuka can see)