he had a very busy day you guys

friendly reminder that that empty paint cans are haunted by the ghost of the guy in the picture on the label so you have to put them back on the shelf careful because he has had a very busy day and his contract doesn’t cover this

You Were Right

Pairing: James McAvoy x reader

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The Request:

Can I have a James McAvoy one where were best friends and I am dating this guy but he’s married but I don’t know, and James knows it and says it to me and I don’t believe him and we get in a fight and after a few days I see the guy I’m dating with his wife and I get angry and sad and go to James and he comforts me and we make up and get together?

Warnings: N/A

A/N: Requested by @anyfandomimaginex! I hope you like it. 


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Business

He was an executive for a music company. Him and I had just started talking. He was mysterious the type of guy who didn’t talk much, instead he showed you what he wanted. Today he would have to attend a very important meeting after his 9hr shift. He had told me about it a couple days before. I knew the day was going to be a slow one.

It’s 7:30, I’m folding the pile of laundry that is spread sporadically on the king size bed. Soft guitar strums play in the background as I hum along. Then a flash of light grabs my attention, so i pause what I’m doing. I got a text from Josh saying that he’ll be home in about 20 minutes, and he’s bringing dinner. We usually eat dinner at or around 6 so I’m famished. In the meantime I decide to take a shower. I was washing the soap off my body when suddenly I heard something approach the bathrooms doorway. I slowly open the curtain to see Josh smiliing.

“You startled me!!”, I say sternly.
“I didn’t mean to. I just wanted to see where you were. I called your name various times but you didn’t answer.” Josh says with worry.
“Well the patter of the water is too loud. I don’t think you were shouting loud enough.” I say defensively
Josh just shakes his head and walks out of the door way.
I quickly finish up. Drying my hair and putting it in a bun. I walk out if the bathroom to find Josh shirtless on our bed with lounging shorts hanging right below his V line. Wow I think to myself. How did I get a man like him in my life. Josh peeked over his phone to see you staring. He laughs and puts his phone down. You are in such a trance taht you didn’t see a pillow fly across the bed to only hit you in the face.
“OW!” you say irritated.
“Stop staring. It’s impolite. By the way, take a picture it’ll last longer.” Josh says arrogantly.
You just roll your eyes and make your way to the dresser
“Yeah that’s right baby roll your eyes for me. You do it so well.” Josh says in a seductive tone.
You just scoff and ignore is comment.
You drop the wet robe that was covering your body. You shiver as the cold air hits you. You feel a stare but you ignore it. You don’t know what to wear so you just slip a pair of black underwear on and an oversized shirt. You turn around to see Josh gawking at you. You smirk and stare josh right in the eyes and say, “Take a picture it lasts longer.” He snorts at your unoriginal comment and comes back with, “why if you’re mine” That made you blush immensely and Josh could tell by the drastic difference in complexion.

You get in bed, leaning into josh’s side. He hums. You look at him from head to toe admiring him, when you see it. You see his penis coming out to say hello. You laugh and he kinda gets the hint.
“What are you laughing about?” he questions.
“Nothing” you say tauntingly. He knows you saw the outline of bulge being pressed against his shorts. He smirks and climbs on top of you. You yelp and squirm but he pins your arms above your head. “Don’t move” he says sternly. You like it when he takes control. You feel yourself getting aroused as you feel him against you. He slowly grinds against you emitting a moan as he stares into your eyes. “I know you want it baby, don’t deny it.” You just move your head to the side breaking eye contact. “Look at me” Josh says sternly through gritted teeth. I ignore him. “Did you not hear daddy? I said look at me” I feel him stare at me as I slowly move my head to look at him in the eyes.His head slowly dips down to my ear, “You’ve been giving me attitude ever since I got home. You don’t think I can detect it? Huh? Do you think you can just disrespect me like that?” He says as he whispers in my ear. I moan, I love when he’s aggressive with me. I decided to take matter into my own hands. “God, you look so beautiful.” He says. I push him off. he lays on his back as I straddle his lap. I begin to kiss his neck, moving to his ear lobe, lightly biting. My lips ghost over his closing the gap between us. “Baby do something please.” Josh mumbles. My hips begin to move against his, the fabric covering us slowly getting pulled down exposing his pubic bone.

His hands settle and create a tight grasp on my hips as we continue to rock back and forth. “God, I love how this shit is see through. I can see your perfect tits.” Josh moans. “,Daddy, please” I ask. “Yes?.” He says. My fingers slip underneath the band of his shorts. I feel him hardening. His hands immediately grasp my hips, flipping us over. Fuck he’s so hot. He slips his hand in my underwear and rubs my clit. He rubs circles repeatedly til I whine. I am growing wetter and wetter my the minute. He slowly drags his fingers to my entrance only letting his finger tips in teasingly.
Josh hovers above me once again, and his lips gently kissing, nipping at my neck. I grasp His biceps. His hands move to the top of my breast cupping them. He caresses each of my breasts, kissing them independently. “Daddy, you always know how to make me feel good.” I moan.
The outline of his cock is prominent as my thigh presses against it. My hands delicately take his cock, moving up and down. I slowly take his tip into my mouth, my tongue spreading the pre-cum. “Make eye contact with daddy.” Josh says sternly as he takes my chin and makes me look into his eyes.

I begin alternating between sucking, swirling my tongue up and down his cock. “Fuck” Josh moans. I move my hands down my body wanting some satisfaction, when suddenly I feel Josh’s hand seat mines away “Baby stop, that’s my job, I am the only one who gets to pleasure you”
I throat his dick a couple more times before he pulls me by the hair and says “Come and ride daddy.” He patted his toned thighs and I eagerly climbed atop him, Happily sitting on my throne. The tip of his penis is just centimeters from my entrance. I gripped him firmly in my hand and leveled him up before fully sinking myself down on him, drawing out moans and groans from the both of us.

“God dammit you are always so tight baby.” He says in distress. “Can I move, daddy?” “Yes baby take my cock.” He whimpered. With my hands flat on his chest for leverage, I raised myself up before dropping back down, creating a steady pace.
“Fucking hell.” He cursed, gripping my hips tightly as I bounced on him. With one hand on my hip, his other travelled up to one of my breasts and he roughly groped them, enjoying the view above him while I enjoyed my view below.
“Oh god, daddy. Fuck yes!” I screamed, leaning forward more, pressing more onto his chest to assist me in rolling my hips back and forth instead of bouncing. He guided me by my hips before I felt him shift underneath, and the next thing I knew, he was vigorously thrusting up into me.

“Oh fuck! Daddy, I’m so close.” I moaned. He hit my Gspot inside of me. No other man could ever fuck me as good he does I cried out in pleasure as he fucked me harder. I couldn’t help but to yelp. He always gets in and hits so deep “Please daddy more!” I moan He made sure to repeatedly hit it as he lifted his hips up into me over and over again, fucking me into oblivion.“FUCK I’m close.” Josh grunted, squeezing his eyes shut for a moment. He gapes his mouth before he opened his eyes to find my face screwed up in ecstasy, my hooded eyes watching him intently. “I’m cumming!!” Josh slammed his hips into me a couple more times. He moaned in ecstacy as he felt me tightly wrapped around his still hard cock. Fuck baby I’m going to cum. “Cum inside me daddy, I want you.” I urged him. He couldn’t get himself to do it so he released on her stomach. They both layed defeated. Josh slowly slips himself out of her breathing hectic. He looks up at her and his cum sliding down her stomach. He slowly wipes it off with his finger and inserts them in her mouth. She obliged and sucked on them slowly. “Good Girl” he said confidently and smirked.

Another Sleepless Night

Pairing: Shawn Mendes x (y/n)

Requested: No

Summary: A short lighthearted fluff where reader cant sleep so Shawn stays up with them to keep them company.

A/N: Its 2am where I am and I cant sleep so that’s where the inspiration for this imagine is from! I hope you enjoy and don’t forget to send requests! Love you all. Enjoy!!!! ( by the way its 2am as I said so very sorry for any spelling mistakes)

You turned over for what felt like the millionth time. It was useless.’’I guess that’s another sleepless night for me’’ you thought to yourself. You had been having trouble sleeping lately and it was becoming quite annoying because not sleeping at night ment sleeping in well until after midday and this ment not getting a lot of time to spend with Shawn which sucked. Shawn is a very busy guy which is why you didn’t like to wake him when you had nights like these. He worked so hard all day everyday the last thing he needed was you waking him up at 2am just to keep you company. You knew he wouldn’t mind but you felt it was unfair on him.

 About an hour had past and you decided it was no use. You where never going to get to sleep. You got out of bed as quietly as possible careful not to wake a sleeping Shawn. You made your way to the sitting room and turned on the tv and began watching ‘The Big Bang Theory’. About 15 minuets into your late night tv session you heard footsteps coming down the hall.

‘’Babe?’’ Shawn said in a sleepy voice coming towards the sitting room.

Part of you felt guilty for Shawn waking up because it was probably your absence in the bed that awoke him, but, another part of you was glad he was awake. Shawn entered the sitting room plonking down beside you on the sofa.

‘’What are you doing up baby?’’ Shawn said while rubbing his thumb lightly over the back of your neck.

‘’I just couldn’t sleep again, but it’s ok love, you go back to bed you need your beauty sleep.’’ you said to him causing him to chuckle lightly at the end part.

‘’ No its fine, besides, how can i sleep without you beside me. Now how about I go make us some hot coco and popcorn and we watch a movie?’’

‘’You are the best person ever you know that.’’ you say while leaning in to give Shawn a kiss on his plump pink lips.

‘’I know I am’’ Shawn says when you pull away from the kiss. He gives you a cheeky wink before going into the kitchen to make the hot coco and popcorn that he promised. You really loved that boy.

7

•Labels aren’t enough•
(This is the longest thing I’ve ever done. Sorry If this thing will get you bored)

You knew that you’re dating a guy who plays in a band which is a very busy person so you always planned things out to find time for you and Michael to be together when he have his break but sometimes err lately you barely see michael even when he’s on his short break unlike back then you guys will always find time to be together. This thing last for two months and you just had enough of it. So one day when Michael finally decided to go home in your own little apartment he found nothing but a clean room. You left. You left without a word. That day Michael decided to take a long break just to settle things with you but you won’t talk to him, he lose his shit. He barely go home not being drunk, Ashton had enough of Michael’s shit so they tried to be in touch with you but you just gave them those cold shoulder too. You just can’t talk about you and Michael at that moment. Friday morning when you decided to have a jog and you end up in front of mikey’s apartment. You told yourself you have to this for your own sake, You’re losing your shit too.. You’re slowly losing yourself worth with Michael So you just have to back off a little and have your space. You almost walk your way to the front door but when you felt someone staring at you, You knew back then that It was Michael So you just run off and pretend you didn’t know he was there. And after that…the day has come when you finally have the strength to talk to Michael….

Chain letter email #83

Merv was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through a floor tile and ripped off both of his ears. Since he was permanently disfigured, he settled with the company for a rather large sum of money and went on his way.

One day, Merv decided to invest his money in a small, but growing telecom business called Plexus Communications. After weeks of negotiations, he bought the company outright. But, after signing on the doted line he realized that he knew nothing about running such a business and quickly set out to hire someone who could do that for him.

The next day he had set up three interviews. The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to and was very interesting. At the end of the interview, Merv asked him, “Do you notice anything different about me?” And the gentleman answered, “Why yes, I couldn’t help but notice you have no ears.”

Merv got very angry and threw him out.

The second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than the first guy. He asked her the same question, “Do you notice anything different about me?” and she replied: “Well, you have no ears.”

Merv again was upset and tossed her out.

The third and last interview was the best of all three. It was with a very young man who was fresh out of college. He was smart. He was handsome and he seemed to be a better businessman than the first two put together. Merv was anxious, but went ahead and asked the young man the same question:

“Do you notice anything different about me?” And to his surprise, the young man answered: “Yes. You wear contact lenses.” Merv was shocked, and said, “What an incredibly observant young man. How in the world did you know that?”

The young man fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied, “Well, it’s pretty damn hard to wear glasses with no ears!”

So sometimes in self check I get busy and people get impatient when they need verification for their alcohol. They’ll ditch it, and I’ll find it a few minutes later and put it away.

Today, after a very long day slammed with people since I had gotten there, a guy says in a confused manner ‘Ma'am? Can you help me?’ and I turn, see alcohol, cancel everything, and set it aside. He then asks 'did I do something? What’s going on?’ and as it turns out. It’s his items. 

I cancelled his entire order on accident and I felt so bad that I scanned everything myself at the actual self check register and kept apologizing. He said he’d worked 11 years of retail and totally understood, so in the end we laughed about it, but damn that got me super on edge! Thankfully a nice lady came through and let me hold her kitten, so it wasn’t all bad lol.

Bakery AU

                 Author: Alexa

            Words:1,424

             Warnings: some one breaks in, threatens reading

            Author’s note: So, I  also have an entire other story done, but I’m waiting to punish that one because I have an announcement to make with that one.


                Some days, you wonder why you ever thought to open a bakery in the first place. Of course, you would never give up your little shop for anything. The pastel colored walls with the hot pink door was easily your second home. You spent at least 14 hours there a day. Starting the day at 5:00 in the morning just to bake everything, but you did leave at 6:00 in the afternoon.

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