Yoongi: You probably don’t know this but-
Jimin: No, I know.
Yoongi: Shut up. Anyways, you probably don’t know this but whenever I see Hoseok, I wanna keep him in my pocket to protect him and love him. He doesn’t need anyone’s love but mine. I’m sufficient, I do a good job in making love to him-
Namjoon: Woah okay hold on.
Yoongi: -And all he needs is me. No one else can make him feel good and touch him real nice and love him like I do. You probably don’t know this-
Jungkook: Hyung, I rather not know.
Yoongi: -but I want him. In all senses. You don’t know him, my legend and my talented wife-
Taehyung: He’s a guy.
Yoongi: -and have you seen his skin? It’s like when you kiss it, you pull away tasting honey and damn is that not just perfect.
Yoongi: All I’m saying is I love him.
Hoseok: And I love you too.
Yoongi: Y-you do?
Hoseok: Yoongi, baby, we’re married.
Yoongi: …well, still.
Yoongi: Can we marry one more time? Please?