he doesnt like thomas at all

hamilton + marriage proposal headcanons

masterlist

you had to know this one was coming next.

alexander

  • he does it in a public place of course
  • literally in the middle of the food court
  • it really wasnt safe to carry it in his pocket in the mall but. he did it anyway
  • he gets down on one knee
  • in the f o od court
  • and because of that you genuinely think hes just tying his shoe
  • who the fuck proposes in a food court surrounded by teenagers who might get wrong ideas and french fries
  • apparently alexander hamilton
  • so you’re looking around and waiting for him to finish 
  • and when you look back theres a box in his hand
  • and he… takes out a… folded up piece of paper…
  • ITS A POEM…….
  • and he READS IT OUT LOUD and its so CUTE but youre also SO EMBARRASSED because theres a part about how much he LOVES YOU IN BED
  • and after what felt like six hours he finally just says… “will you marry me?”
  • you hug him and pull him very close
  • (you mainly want him to shut up and for him to not talk about you in the nude in public anymore)
  • (he will ask you if it took too long. say yes. it was. he will then say “you know what else is long”)

john

  • this boy…
  • is so romantic…
  • he puts his heart into everything he does!!!
  • so he takes you to a little hillside in a park or in the countryside
  • and takes you for a picnic and everything is really nice
  • he packed all of your favourite foods and drinks and desserts and hes wearing a really nice white dress shirt and black pants
  • theres a little letter at the bottom of the basket he wants you to read
  • the dedication is really cute (”to the love of my life”)
  • but when you finish reading the letter… he is gone?
  • you are clearly very worried and you stand up and start looking around frantically 
  • and he is behind you and behind him is laf, alex, and herc
  • they’re all wearing…. matching outfits….
  • he starts s i n g ing and da nc ing
  • and when the song is finished he rushes over to you and gives you a big hug
  • and he keeps going
  • he gets down on one knee and has the BIGGEST, HAPPIEST GRIN ON HIS FRECKLED FACE 
  • and when he asks you to marry him
  • you’re probably blubbering and maybe crying because its so goddamn cute and hes so goddamn cute and hes like ”oh god did i do something wrong”
  • and you just shake your head and say yes, you do want to marry him
  • and the boys are in the background smiling, and sweating after all of the choreo they did
  • seriously. they’d been practicing for weeks.
  • (they said john even yelled at them once because he wanted it to be perfect)

lafayette

  • if there’s. ANYONE who is going to ask you to marry him in a restaurant
  • it’s lafayette.
  • he takes you out to a really fancy dinner
  • and you both dress up really nice
  • and you get what you swear to god is the nicest food you’ve ever eaten
  • and you laugh and smile and talk throughout dinner
  • but he seems… somewhat…. nervous and awkward
  • and he’s normally this smooth talking guy
  • and its… very suspicious
  • and its even MORE suspicious when he says he forgot his wallet and that you have to pay
  • and you’re like “…. alright???? …. i geuss?????”
  • he apologizes a lot, more than he ever has before
  • and when the bill comes in the lil wallet holder folder thing made of leather
  • and you start rummaging through your wallet for the money
  • he looks very panicked that you actually are going to pay
  • and he’s like “no no y/n please look in the folder thing please”
  • and you open it and tHERES A RING SITTING THERE ON TOP OF THE BILL
  • and he snatches it before you can do anything and proposes in front of everyone!!!
  • (you see a few waitresses cry)
  • (he repeats over and over that he doesn’t actually want you to pay)
  • (kiss him. he deserves it. he was so scared.)

hercules

  • you are completely alone when he proposes.
  • he just… does it in your living room?
  • he steps out of the bedroom and he has a shirt in his hands
  • and he’s quietly like “y/n i made this for you can you try it on?”
  • and you take it and somehow wrestle it onto your body
  • you don’t even know whats on it. you just look at him and tell him it fits
  • and he’s like “go look in the mirror and tell me if you like it”
  • and when you go to the bathroom and look in the mirror it says “will you marry me?” in big sparkly pink font
  • when you go back out hes wearing… a MATCHING SHIRT…
  • and he’s already down on one knee and you approach him
  • and he hits you with the pick up line he said when you first met
  • and you BURST into laughter
  • once you’ve calmed down he’s like “in all seriousness y/n… will you marry me?”
  • and when you say yes, he j u mp s up and tackles you onto the couch
  • (like it actually slightly hurt a little bit) 
  • and he’s very apologetic
  • and to make it up to you he starts kissing you everywhere he can reach
  • (he made the shirt very revealing… for a reason)

angelica

  • its going to be big.
  • its going to be very big because she has to live up to her own high standards that she and everyone else has set for herself
  • so she takes you to a really busy tourist destination
  • that you’ve probably been to a million times
  • and you’re like “ok nice can we go now angelica”
  • and she’s like hang on… i’m waiting for something
  • and when you’re probably starting to get really annoyed because you’ve been there for the longest time
  • music starts playing that wasn’t playing before
  • and its your favourite love song
  • (whatever genre, whatever artist, your favourite song is playing)
  • and you’re like wow angelica this is really funny huh? its my favourite song
  • and she gulps, really loudly, and takes you by the hands
  • and sits you down in a chair in the MIDDLE OF THE BUSY PART OF THE TOURIST DESTINATION THAT WASN’T THERE BEFORE
  • and peggy and eliza emerge from the crowd
  • and, for you, they sing the rest of your favourite love song with beautiful harmony and really cute and simple dance moves
  • and by the end everyone around you is clapping and you’re clapping but still you’re…. probably confused because… why did she serenade you in public
  • and angelica gets down on one knee
  • and she asks you to marry her in the most simple phrase
  • just straight up. “Will you marry me”
  • you stand up and nod
  • and when you say yes everyone EXPLODES
  • and everyone is cheering and clapping and she kisses you and you’re both laughing
  • (”was it good y/n” “yes angelica” “are you sure cuz if it wasn’t good then i can redo it” “angelica it was great” “are you satisfied” “ye s”)

eliza

  • the two of you are out for coffee and you both are having a good time
  • laughing and typing away at your laptops or doing work
  • and eliza excuses herself to go to the bathroom
  • and so you’re texting on your phone waiting for her to come back
  • when one of the baristas calls your name even though you didnt order another drink
  • but you go over and retrieve the cup that is apparently yours
  • and try to take a sip from it because like… free drink hell yeah
  • but theres…. nothing inside but this little hollow noise???
  • so with an eyebrow raised, you take off the lid, and there’s this… beautiful ring at the very bottom.
  • like, it probably shouldn’t be there because if someone got the wrong cup, they would not return it
  • you know the ring is for you and that it’s from eliza but you… can’t see her? 
  • even the barista seems confused?
  • and then she shyly emerges from the bathroom and is like “DO YOU LIKE IT Y/N” across the entire cafe
  • and you’re like… “yes eliza i love it”
  • and so she runs on over and takes the cup from your hands and pulls the ring out
  • and she doesnt get down on one knee but she does help you sit up on the counter top
  • and she’s like “you know what i love? you”
  • and then she proposes. and she’s blushy and really flushed and has the goofiest, sweetest smile suspended on her face and she talks about how helpless you make her feel 
  • and when you say yes, she does this lil dance and picks you up by the waist and spins you around
  • and then she realizes she can’t carry you because she is smol!!! so you climb down
  • and she slips the ring onto your finger and kisses you and she tastes like hot chocolate
  • and its… amazing

thomas

  • he just got back from a really long business trip
  • and hes been away for weeks
  • and when you go to pick him up at the airport
  • hes sweaty, and his hair is kind of flat, and he looks more exhausted than you’ve ever seen him
  • but he still looks so happy to see you
  • and when you guys are hugging, he whispers “what’d i miss” into your ear
  • (which is an ongoing joke between the two of you)
  • and you whisper “you missed me” in return
  • and you feel his smirk grow against your cheek
  • but when you finally pull away after about ten years of hugging
  • hes not smiling and he says, very seriously, “i never want to have to miss you that much ever again”
  • and he gets down on one knee and opens a small pocket of his suitcase
  • and pulls out a ring.
  • and he says this big long speech about how much he loves you
  • and how much he missed you
  • and every little thing about you he loves
  • (and backs it up with evidence)
  • eventually, he’s almost fallen asleep when he says, “will you marry me?”
  • and you get down so you’re level with him and you say “yes, thomas, i’ll marry you. now let’s go home”
  • (when he wakes up the next morning he double-checks to make sure you said yes)
  • (you say yes, you did say yes. “did you miss that thomas?”)

madison

  • lets face it.
  • this man probably wouldn’t go out of his way to propose
  • he loves you, of course, but you know that
  • and he knows that very much
  • and he doesnt feel the need to prove it to you with some big declaration?
  • (”i bet hamilton would do something lame like serenade you or read a poem, pssh”)
  • so you’re most likely in your bed just cuddling
  • and when you begin to pull away to get water or get changed, he looks over and just goes
  • “marry me?”
  • and you fall back into bed and tell him that you’d love to.
  • (he doesnt have the ring yet)
  • (he promises he will take you shopping when he’s not working)
  • (he works a lot)
  • (it will take a very long time to get your ring)
  • (he also doesnt want to go out when hes sick cuz he doesnt wanna cough all over really expensive rings)
  • (he apologizes profusely)
  • (tell him you love him anyway)
  • (and kiss him)

aaron

  • he is very shy
  • and has been carrying around the ring for months.
  • literally. months.
  • (he’s afraid you’re going to say no)
  • (like, very afraid you’re going to say no)
  • (he doesn’t put himself out like this a lot)
  • and hes also been waiting for the perfect moment!!
  • so one day you’re in a bookstore you both like
  • and amidst the stacks of books and paper
  • he gets down one on knee and is biting his lip because hes so nervous…
  • but he does it anyway!!! because he loves you!!! and really wants to marry you!!!
  • he wants it more than anything in his life!!!
  • he has a really!!! really cute and cliche speech about how much he loves you
  • talks about how beautiful you are every ten words
  • explains to you that you are the best thing in his life and never wants to lose you!!! but stutters his way through it
  • wants to put the ring on your finger while hes kneeling and… kisses your ring finger oh gosh…
  • he may… stay on the ground……. ???
  • (he wants you to either meet him on the ground or pull him up)
  • (pull him up by the collar and kiss him. he will smile so wide after)
  • (he might ask you later if it was romantic enough. tell him yes.)

yall keep asking me about why silver chose to put the *vague possibility* that thomas is alive into flint’s head so.. [takes deep breath] 

this could mean so many things and its still early days believe it or not so i cant be sure. but the way i see it is that silver truly cares for flint and doesnt want this war to be the end of him. he doesnt want it to get to the point where he has to choose between him and madi “it is some kind of hell to be forced to choose one irreplaceable thing over another” like !!!! if there is ANYTHING that could stop him from going down that path john will use it. he cares about flint /so much/ thats why he didnt outright say what max told him because if he did he knew flint would do something reckless. so instead, he just asked him ‘what if’. because i do believe that /john/ believes its a possibility, you could see it in his face when max mentioned it. like he /WANTS/ flint to be happy, and he cant bare the thought of eventually leaving him. he is his only friend, hes the /only/ reason flint is still alive, flint is literally /living/ for john at this point and john knows this.. “thank you for opening that door” he /KNOWS/ this. the only reason flint keeps on going is because of him, and he knows that if he is forced to leave him in the end that it would mean james loses the last person in the world that he cares about, and that with that loss he would then give up everything 

so yes, this is a Very Sensitive Subject™ >:) he chose to only vaguely hint it to him because he is still /FULL/ of questions about thomas. he doesnt know if james would even want thomas to see him as he is now if he were alive. LOTS of midnight chats about gay feelings by the fire are still to be had!!! and who knows, if they’ve jumped onto the unrequited love train john might know about flints feelings for him, after all he knows he is at least bi so like..?? he doesnt want to break flints heart. it has been broken SO MANY TIMES. this being said if they /both/ had feelings for each other that would be the greatest motive for john wanting flint to be happy. flint had miranda and thomas like john now has madi, but now flint has no one but john. hes got no one to /live for/ no one he wants to /protect/ but john. so if there is even the slightest chance that thomas is still alive.. wouldnt john do everything he could to seek it out?? to see if thomas could end flint instead of himself having to do it? to let thomas mend his heart instead of him being forced to break it again?? like i said there are SO MANY THINGS this could mean, but when it comes down to it i truly believe everything john is doing, his motives, they are all driven by his love for those closest to him, and there is no one closer to flint in the world right now than john silver

paladin headcanons: vine stars

this vld post is in loving memory of the app Vine, that will b discontinued.. rip vine :(

KEITH
keith loves to do guitar and singing vines to advertise for a band he started, and also does little behind the scenes videos of all of them from time to time
LANCE
cooking with lance. you can imagine its very informative in 6 seconds. his audience doesn’t learn anything, but he cooks in a cute apron, his fanbase is fierce
HUNK
hunk is known for taking out his phone whenever there are cute animals around, his series is called “6 seconds of fluff” and each and every vine is cuteness overload
PIDGE
pidge does the comedy vines and is the most popular viner of the paladins, clever and sceptic… think thomas sanders with a side of x-files conspiracy theories
SHIRO
shiro doesnt understand vine at all, so he just makes little videos smiling at the camera or saying hello, as well as cute motivational stuff. He won the internet’s hearts

anonymous asked:

Thomas wakes up and Trys to do something nice for ham after a fight and make him breakfast and he burns it HORRIBLY and he's like cursing the fuck out of everything and ham just comes up behind him as a smol with his arms around his back and he's like laughinghis lil ass off and Thomas is just "stop fucking laughing I'm trying to do something nice" and then puts it on a plate and is like "enjoy it fucko"

thomas strikes me as a generally decent cook, but let’s say he has zero of the right ingredients in the house at the moment and all of his dishes need washing so he manages to try and work a miracle… but yes he burns it….. he fuckin chars it Real Bad… ham wakes up to the smell and is like wt.f.. how fuckin domestic… he’s making breakfast…

ham laughs at the sight of thomas in a robe and slippers and sunglasses and oven mits and thomas is like…. I MADE US BREAKFAST… I FIGURE YOU GOTTA EAT TOO I GUESS.

ham eats it and thinks it’s good. ham doesnt know what bad or good food is… he just… eats. to him it tastes perfect and he just “… wow i cant believe im saying this, but it’s actually kinda good” and thomas blinks like ???? ????????? ??????????????????????  because he is genuinely shocked but recovers fast enough to be like “uh yea youre damn right”

hamilton + fantasy rpg headcanons

(like skyrim, dragon age, etc)

alexander

  • an EXTREMELY powerful mage.
    • he excels in fire magic specfically.
  • writes books upon books of magic history, magic spells, magic theory
    • and, all the while, he doesn’t actually use his magic quite that much.
    • he battles, of course, but only when he has a job to do
    • if not, hes locked up in whatever inn hes staying at, writing more books on how to properly position your fingers to get the best expulsion of flames.
  • in battle, alexander doesn’t carry a physical weapon with him, other than a dagger. he relies on his magic most. he runs head-first into battle, but as he gets weaker, he retreats into the background to recuperate, then goes back in.
  • alexander’s favoured weapon is hand-casted fire magic. 
  • besides writing and fighting, he is very interested in alchemy (mixing potion and health potions, specfically) and enchanting weaponry.
  • he wants to be a magic professor when he grows too old to fight. 

john

  • he has been a soldier since he was born (basically)
    • knows his way around all types of weaponry, but prefers two handed weapons.
    • what? its just better.
  • he is really good with positioning and blocking, knowing when to move and when not to…
  • but he always forgets people can be behind him.
  • (he has specially made armour with extra back protection)
  • sometimes gets too into it during battle, and quite often ends up just flailing around and hitting literally everyone.
    • this is why he doesnt have a higher rank; hes severely injured rather important people on his side.
  • most likely to sneak out of the camp at night and listen to the sounds of the wilderness by himself. a moment of peace amidst the chaos.
  • john’s favoured weapon is a two-handed battle axe.
  • besides fighting, john likes drawing and dancing - he is always the one to start fire-side dances and whenever they have a break on a journey, he draws something in the nature around them.

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mcgrawhamiltons  asked:

flint and books,,.. i have Feelings like in the navy they all said he wasnt educated enough even thomas was like lol whos this dude hasnt read books doesnt speak spanish and w the crew theyre all like oh hes too fancy hes too well read like..............,, the only people who know and appreciate him w his books (to my baby s knowledge anywho) are thomas and miranda and ...... the inscrip,stion.... im fake crytping but the Feelings r real

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lizzie stop i’m getting emotional

anonymous asked:

Jefferson arguing with Hamilton literally daily in class but sometimes Alex comes in in a big hoodie with his hair up and looking so cute but so sleepy and Jefferson gets these thoughts of cuddling this fucker and he's a Mess. Just crushy jefferson.

Jefferson making fun of Alex quirks cause they are so god damn cute and make him laugh but Alex gets offended and Jefferson is like fuck

Alex thinking Thomas hates him because he always avoiding Alex but really Thomas gets so flustered seeing him he bolts

Thomas face flushing because he’s so infatuated with Alex but everyone thinks he’s upset

Thomas drawing stupid little cute things around Alex name and like screams when someone looks over his shoulder at his notebook

Thomas getting the whole revolutionary squad to help him ask Alex out to homecoming and being so embarrassed and everyone’s like no yeah we knew

THOMAS MAKING ALWX GO ON A TREASURE HUNT TO LIKE ALL HIS FAVORITE PLACES ANF THINGS THAT REMIND JEFFERSON OF HIM ANF WHERE THEY FIRST MET AND JEFFERSONS AT THE END OF THE HUNT WITH FLOWERS AND A STUFFED LION WITH SIGN “will you go to homecoming with me?” AnD LIKE ALEX DOESNT SEE THIS COMING BUT HES CRYING CAUSE OMFG THOMAS DOES CARE AND O COURSE THEY GO OUT.

Alex and Thomas wearing matching suits

Thomas getting Alex a corsage and Alex being so embarrassed but he wears it cause Jefferson worked hard on finding one

Thomas and Alex slow dancing an having their first kiss

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Lets Destroy It

MOVIE : NOT MOVIE
PEOPLE : THOMAS BRODIE SANGSTER X READER
RATING : SMUT AND LOTS OF IT
WRITER : WE AND MY IDEA

note : luke is the name of your boyfriend not sure why just the name i came up with at the time 

Y/N POV

i was walking home from my job i only work five minutes walk down the road from the flat i share with my boyfriend, luke as i get to our apartment block i see he’s already home as his car a range rover TD6 vogue is in the usual place i don’t have a car i don’t mind walking to town for work and shopping anything else luke does i slowly but surely get to our apartment on the 13th floor and stand just about to unlock the door when i hear the voice of a woman giggling and the voice of luke i slowly open the door and i can definitely hear voices more clearly 

“come on mary” luke says

“i don't know if we should today, y/n could be home soon” the female voice replies 

“oh who cares about her” luke replies i then walk further into our apartment to see our bedroom door is open and lights coming from it i walk to it silently and look through the opening to see some girl i don't know sat on our bed in her underwear and luke sat just beside her the two of them snogging looking like any second about to have sex i can feel the tears welling up in my eyes but i dont want to burst in and make a scene so i just go to the front door again and take his car keys and leave without making at sound i run down all 13 floors to get to the ground floor i then collapse and start crying my eyes out against the wall i don't know what to do i dont even have anywhere to go,

scratch that i do have somewhere to go i then storm out the apartment block and get in his car still crying and start driving  to the only place i know i can go i get my phone and put it on the dashboard and call up my best friend thomas i know he’s back from work at the moment as i was going to see him tomorrow anyway after three rings he answers

“hey love” he says with his always sweet sounding voice

“hey tommy, i have to ask a favour” i reply still crying

“sure what” he asks sound a bit concerned 

“can i come and stay with you tonight something’s happened with me and luke” i say crying my eyes out again 

“course you walking or driving” he asks

“driving i stole his car” i reply 

“quite the criminal aren't you love its fine i'll open on the the garage doors and you can park the car there” he says

“thanks tommy see you in a sec” i say

“see you love” he replies before hanging up i then just keep driving luckily thomas doesnt live that far away from me now i know what you're thinking how the hell do i know him simple really he was my next door neighbor growing up and i've always been friends with him i have even visited him on sets before when i get to his house its huge and he has opened one of the garage doors so i just park the car in the one that's open and get out with in seconds he’s there looking as he often does when i see him not really awake in skinny jeans and a light blue button shirt with sleeves rolled up to his elbows looking if in honest like a teenager but when doesnt he honestly he looks me up and down noticing im crying “what the bloody hell happened” he asks stepping closer to me  looking very worried

i don't reply just burst out crying again he just takes me in his arms and hugs me tightly so im crying on his shoulder he moves his hand up and down my back to calm me down whispering calming sweet things in my ear as well till he pulls away from me as i stop crying and he takes me into the living room a large room with bookcases of games and films everywhere he sits me on the sofa then goes off into the kitchen i just sit trying to hold back my tears till he comes back with a mug of something and puts it on the table in front of me “hot chocolate, the only truly good drink for sadness” he says making me laugh before i drink some noticing its (whatever you fave sort of hot chocolate is)

“seriously” i ask

“yeah, its always here for if this was gonna happen…..on that not what exactly has happened” he asks carefully

“i got home and found luke in the arms of some girl called mary” i say “they were sat on the bed close to snogging each others faces of when i got there and i overheard him say he didn't care if i was gonna be home he was too wrapped up in her arms to care” i say starting to cry again but thomas just hugs me tightly again 

“hey it’s okay, i bet that mary wasn't half as lovely as you” he says

“she looked pretty good from what i saw” i say still crying from what i sore though the door she was beautiful much prettier and thinner than me

“well i bet you're still better than her, and lukes and idiot if he cant see that, he must be blind to want to be fooling around with some other girl when he has you” he says to me 

“awe you always know the right things to say” i reply hugging him even tighter 

“its true thought hes an idiot to think any girl is better then you, i mean if i was your boyfriend i would be begging to get home to be with you i wouldn't even look at another girl if i had you” he says to me pulling away so he says it to my face 

“awe thank you tommy, but no one has me now luke can go fuck himself for all i care, he can go have a threesum with my boss and the queen of england and i still wouldn't care” i say trying to be all brave and stuff even though i know i don't have to be with thomas

“what you gonna do with his car though” thomas asks

“i dont know maybe dump it in a ditch and text him directions to the ditch i left it in” i say drinking some more hot chocolate 

“well if you want i have an idea” he says getting up and taking my hand dragging me back to the garage when we get there he looks around some benches and stuff he has for working on cars and bikes and gives me a huge bit f metal no clue what its for in car terms he then gets something similar “Lets Destroy It” he says

“what” i ask

“lets destroy it wreck it then dump it in a ditch on fire and tell him he wants his car its on fire at where ever we dump it” he says making me laugh 

“are you sure” i ask

“sure just don't hit me in your anger” he says

“i wont” i say fluffing his hair out its normal place something he hates me doing but because he hates it that i do it at any opportunity 

“Y/N” he complains like a child “you're worse then ava for doing that” he says

“i know well ava got it from me” i smirk walking to the side of the car and hitting the mirror right off well that felt good so i continued hitting the car smashing various things and thomas has joined me now both of us destroying his car till these not much on the outside not yet destroyed so i yell stop and sit on the bonnet a bit not completely wrecked and thomas sits beside me “you all don't destroying” he asks

“for a sec” i say a bit tired after destroying his car to this extent “did you mean that” i ask him 

“mean what” he asks

“if you were my boyfriend you wouldn't do anything like that to me” i ask

“i swear by that” he says

“i bet your girlfriend wont be happy with that, then again she doesnt like me very much does she old isabel she don't much like me, thats gonna be another argument i can see when she finds out you have allowed me to stay here and you're helping me wreck my ex’s car” i say

“well i imagine she wouldn't but it doesnt involve isabel she’s my ex now” he answers 

“when did that happen tommy and why wasn’t i informed” i ask 

“happened three weeks back y/n and you went informed simply because you were working when it happened and i didn't want to bother you” he says

“it wouldn't have been a bother tommy, i like to know these things what happened” i ask

“she left me because she doesnt like you” he says quietly 

“what” i ask

“she left me because she doesnt like you” he repeats 

“what the hell thats stupid im your bestfriend what the hell does it matter if she doesnt like me if she loves you” i ask

“loved me past tense y/n if she loved me, she doesnt like the fact i have a friend that i constantly talk to thats a girl she doesnt like she just assumes i would cheat on her at any moment” he says

“awe poor you” i say putting my arm around him “well what do you need girlfriends for tommy we're two of a kind” i say laying back on the bonnet 

“yeah we are just two kids that can't hold down lovers” he laughs laying beside me 

“yeah we are, but if i was your girlfriend i would care who your friends are if there girls, boys, rodents or ghosts there your friends and if they make you happy it would make me happy to make sure you're happy” i say 

“awe thanks love” he says turning to face me i just turn to face him two looking into his deep brown eyes a second but before i've really noticed we were both stareing at each other he leaned forward and kissed me a way i have never been kissed before a little kiss sparking butterflies, fireworks and all manner of lovely things as we moved our mouths in perfect sync with each other a while almost fully making out on the bonnet of my ex boyfriends car till we both pull away “wow” he says

“yeah wow” i reply 

“why the hell did i wait this long to do that” he says

“i dont know why i waited so long either” i reply before we both re connect our lips with much more passion than before till we both pull away again “i just wanted to say” he says

“what” i ask

“this friendship of ours Lets Destroy It” he laughs

“better Lets Destroy It and taint my ex’s car” i giggle 

“you are so a little criminal” he laughs at me 

“and proud of it” i say  as we both get of the bonnet and go into the back seats the second we both sit down we are making out again my arms around his neck his around my waist but slowly moving down to my thighs in response i begin to lay back and he just crawls on top of me fiddling with my skirt before returning to kissing me i quickly move my hands from around his neck to start undoing his shirt he moans into my mouth as i do till i completely take his shirt off of him the second i do he moves away from me and pulls my shirt of tossing it away into the front seats of the car before scanning me over with his eyes but i just pull him back to kissing me he then moves to start kissing my neck and i twist a hand in his hair as he sucks on a sweet spot on my neck and i moan as he does till his hands move to my skirt again and gently pull it off me completely adding it to the pile of our clothes on the front seats before scanning me again and reconnecting our lips and i move my hands down his chest feeling his toned chest the whole way down just pausing at the top of his jeans “what you waiting for love” he asks between kisses 

“nothing” i reply letting my hand undo his jeans and pull them down slightly revealing his boxers before i gently palm him and he moans into my mouth moving his hands to my chest feeling me even though my bra making me moan as well till i let my curious hand slip under the waistband of his boxers taking hold of him in my hand “ah fucking hell” he says in response before undoing my bra and removing it with his teeth making me laugh before he reconnects our lips yet continuing all the way down my chest to the bottom of my stomach just above my knickers  before i grip his hair pulling his lips back to mine and use my other hand to completely remove his trousers and boxers leaving him naked in front of me i can't help but sit there gobsmacked i have never seen him naked before, well i say never once after the last day of school all our friends went skinny dipping in the dark lake and we hwee amongst them but it wasn't for long and dark at the time i wasn't really paying much attention but now i am “what” he asks 

“nothing just wow” i say making him laugh before he slips his hand in my knickers and slips them off throwing them with the rest of my clothes “i could say the same to you” he says making me laugh “now are you sure” he asks me

“fucking positive tommy” i giggle he just nods before kissing me again and slowly but surely pushing into me filling me up completely almost making me scream there and then before he begins thrusting into me with as much force as possible both of us screaming and shouting for a while till i can feel my climax in the pit of my stomach and i know he’s not far off either by the noises he’s making and the fact his thrusts have gotten much slower and sloppier till i climax screaming his name at the top of my voice we are so lucky he doesnt have neighbours with in seconds he comes into me mixing our juices together  and he collapses on top of me “you think we destroyed our friendship now” he asks between his breaths

“yeah thats gone” i laugh

“what about the car” he asks

“one more thing” i say sitting up pushing him off me and moving into the front seat and he sits in the other seat i get my bag from the footwell and get a pack of cigarettes as both me and thomas smoke i take one and bass the pack to him as i get my lighter and light mine and pass him the lighter as he gives me back the pack and we both sit naked and have a smoke making the car smell of both sex and smoke “well that was brilliant in my opinion” he says

“right back at you tommy” i smirk

“so what is this” he asks

“well i don't know, whatever we both want i guess” i reply

“how about boyfriend and girlfriend” he asks

“fine with me” i answer

“how about date for dinner tomorrow night” he asks

“fine with me” i answer

“and how about you pack your stuff at lukes and come here” he asks

“fine with me” i answer leaning over to kiss him again we both then finish our smoke and get dressed again and get out the car “tomorrow we drive it into a ditch and text him where it is and while he’s out we pack your stuff up okay” he says 

“okay” i reply letting him wrap his arm around me and lead me to his room i just sleep in my underwear as i don't have any other option.

when we both get up we dress and take the car out i drive the car even though its destroyed and thomas follows me in his car so we can go to lukes and get my stuff when i find a long deserted road quiet far away and stop the car by the side of the road right next to a ditch i  get out the car and thomas gets out his car and stands with me “i say don't light it on fire actually” he says

“i agree, but can we put it it facing out so the windshield faces the road” i say

“okay” i answers 

“wait” i say just getting an idea and getting back into my ex’s car and sitting on the driver seat thomas then sits on the passenger seat to see what im doing  i get my lipstick out my bag and write on the windshield

 “i know about mary arse hole

 piss of luke 

x y/n” 

“brilliant love” he says beside me “but if i may add something” he asks so i hand him the lipstick and he writes 

“p.s. we did it on the back seat

you cheating lying bastard

x thomas”

making me laugh “brilliant tommy” i say we both then get out the car checking anything we wants out of it and pushing it into the ditch and standing on the road looking at it as he wrapped an arm around me “that is how you get back at your ex” he says we then use my phone to send an exact map reference to luke as to where is car is and a text that says pick me up on it then get back into thomas’s car and drive to my old apartment and wait till we see luke leave out for his car then rush up to the apartment and pack up all my stuff and load it into his car rushing off before luke shows up returning to thomas’s “so lukes gonna let him fuck his little mary, now i've got his y/n” he laughs hugging me

“not his y/n, your y/n now” i giggle 

“yeah” he says

“we really destroy everything don't we” i laugh

“yep” he says

anonymous asked:

OKAY SO THOMAS IS ALWAYS CALLING JMADS STUPID CHEESY PET NAMES, chér, dear, sweetie, Jamie. AND JAMES STEALS THOMAS' CLOTHES ALL THE TIME (usually when TJeffs isn't home, cause Jmads doesn't want him to tease him about it)

yELLS BC THIS IS TRU AAAAAAAaaaaa i love it

  • ok but reverse of this for a moment b/c i’ve had this headcanon that i force on everyone abt James Madison ALWAYS wearing ugly turtleneck sweaters
  • & TJ complains about his bf’s fashion sense ALL the time but secretly he wears them around like when he’s rly lazy or around the house & he thinks James doesnt know (but does he? that is the question)
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“We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are.” - Sirius Black (Harry Potter)

anonymous asked:

So lemme tell you something abt white ppl: we were talking about oppression in the US and the full on fuckboy raises his hand and says that blacks and whites are equal and now there's only racism towards other races…like dafuq and then the whole class calls him out on his shit so he says "well does the KKK still exist…NO!" And then the whole class went ape shit bc this white boy is so willfully ignorant abt this shit and he had the nerve to say racism doesnt exist. Hes the biggest fuckboy I know

pt 2;

And then we had this older fuckboy for a guest speaker and the bitch ass white man says “Thomas Jefferson was one of the good guys. He was very generous to his slaves. He was a good slave owner. Well…I mean they were all bad but… Well Thomas Jefferson was decent” like no mf he had slaves idfc if he was “generous” to them- if he owned PEOPLE he can suck my ass. And the fuckboy I was talking abt in my first ask was THE ONLY ONE NODDING ALONG WITH HIM out of like 150 ppl. I fucking hate them UGHHHH

this killed me

say it with me now, calum is human, calum is HUMAN, calum thomas hood is a fuCKING HUMAN BEING AND PEOPLE NEED TO UNDERSTAND HE DESERVES THE STANDARD RESPECT ANY OTHER HUMAN GETS, THE FACT HE DOESNT FEEL HAPPY ABOUT BEING IN THE BAND BECAUSE OF THE FANS IS ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS AND PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN TO STOP TREATING HIM LIKE A RAG DOLL, YALL TREAT ANIMALS BETTER THAN HIM, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND REALISE HE IS ALSO HUMAN AND MAKES MISTAKES AND IS STILL LEARNING, thank you that is all

oliver deserves better from this fandom

i honestly think oliver deserves a guy like thomas, someone who respects his needs, and i love coliver, theyre my favs, but the fandom should think of oliver in this situation. he doesnt deserve the bs from all the murders, he didnt do anything for heavens sake! he deserves to be happy. respect what he needs too.

but we all know coliver is endgame, so i just hope they make connor treat ollie with the respect he deserves and vice versa

anonymous asked:

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU then imagine whoever would obviously be which one and switch them (taken from a text post) sooooo WHO WOULD BE WHO in your otps and how would they meet? :D

aTHE THING ABOUT THOMALLY IS it would be 100% gold regardless of who was who

like let’s take gally as the tattoo artist and thomas as the florist, which makes more surface level sense right bc gally’s tall right and thomas is a pansy lbr

like their businesses are right next to each other but they never see each other because thomas gets in early and gally leaves late and thomas always eats inside and keeps to himself and gally doesn’t want to bother reaching out to his neighbors, he’s fine where he is thanks

but then it’s gally’s mom’s birthday or something and he’s like “minho fuck i forgot” and minho’s like “Bro literally?? literally we’re next door to a florist please keep your eyes open when you walk in and out of here or you’re gonna get hit by a car”

so he goes and it’s actually kind of eerie because there’s no one there but it’s packed fucking full of flowers it’s like a fucking jungle in there except all the plants are organized by height and color

and he picks something random and he’s like “YO ANYBODY HERE” and he can actually hear thomas in the back room drop what he’s holding and fall off a ladder god what a loser

“shit you scared the hell out of me” “you have a shit ton of flowers” “ ??? well this is a flower shop” it’s not exactly a good first impression

“whatever i’m buying these for my mom” “noNOOO noo no that’s not something you buy for your mother" 

and they have a long argument over what gally’s getting because gally just wants to leave but thomas isn’t going to let him if he doesn’t know what the flowers mean because "EVERY BOUQUET SENDS A MESSAGE” “CAN WE GET ON WITH IT THESE ARE GOING TO DIE SOON AND SO ARE YOU IF YOU DON’T LET ME OUT OF HERE”

but when they finally get everything settled gally mutters “do you hassle all your customers like this that’s not a good business model” and thomas just shrugs, absently answers “just the cute ones”

and gally leaves and doESNT REGISTER IT UNTIL HE GETS HOME AND IS LYING AWAKE IN BED bc for some reason he can’t get that flower guy out of his head and oh my god hold the phone did he fucking call me cute

so of course he HAS to go back and tell thomas “I’M NOT CUTE” and they start bickering again and somehow gally always leaves with a reason to come back the next day and so on and so forth

idk this got long so alternate ver. tattoo artist!thomas and florist!gally under cut

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sometimes i feel so bad for jesus’ disciples like. how frustrating must he be????? ‘oh yea u guys know which way to go’ ‘jesus we literally have no idea where we’re going. youve told us nothing????? we dont even know what way ur going????’ ‘ah but thomas i am the way’ ‘jesus that doesnt answer any questions at all like seriously are we going left at-’ ‘me, thomas. I am the way.’ ‘JESUS PLEASE’  jesus honestly wtf man

thatoneartdude  asked:

Fuckin' Thomas comes in with a broken arm and he's all like "hey I think I broke it" AND HE KNOWS HE DID BUT HE TOOK LIKE NUMBING STUFF SO IT DOESNT HURT HIM AT THE TIME and Alex is like "yOU FUCK COME ON" and proceeds to make him do all these procedures and crap

Thomas this haS TO STop

RUBY: You should’ve seen him when he was fourteen! Seriously, his hair was so long back then. I could make so many great braids in his hair.
RUBY: *whispers* And then there came the dark times…
TWEEK: What? What dark times?
RUBY: When you were fifteen and suddenly decided to cut all of your beautiful hair off! It was awful!

RUBY: Tweek with short hair just isn’t right, don’t you agree?