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marnershair  asked:

Name 1 person on each team that you'd call daddy?

this got eaten by tumblr mobile im so sorry but ok here we go

arizona coyotes: honestly? jakob chychrun

boston bruins: ….patrice bergeron

buffalo sabres: i had to google their roster and i know literally maybe two of their players but i guess ryan o’rielly

calgary flames: im going to say jarome iginla even though he doesnt play there anymore because fuck you

carolina hurricanes: justin faulk

c*lorado *valanche: g*be l*ndeskog

columbus blue jackets: alexander wennberg mmmmm

dallas stars: im gonna be That Bitch and say patrick sharp

detroit red wings: i guess henrik zetterberg?

edmonton oilers: listen i have a “connor mcdaddy” tag and im sorry about it but.

florida panthers: aaron ekDAD

minnesota wild:: ….eric staal

montreal canadiens: jobenn!!! Zamn zaddy

nashville predators: obviously my answer is going to be pk. that was never up in the air

new jersey devils: adam henrique

new york islanders: john tavares, bless his heart

new york rangers: anyone who says anything other than henrik lundqvist is lying

ottawa senators:</b> i Guess erik karlsson because him and tommy wingels are the only ones i know

philadelphia flyers: .Fucking. giroux

san jose sharks: yall fucking BETTER know my answer is joe pavelski

st louis blues: carter hutton

tampa bay lightning: jo Fucking drouin

toronto maple leafs: you can bet your ass its matt martin

vancouver canucks: who the fuck even plays for them?? i guess bo horvat

washington capitals: listen….niklas backstrom i have a competency kink i cant help it

winnipeg jets: fhdhr i dont even know uh i guess dustin byfuglien

vegas golden knights: duke reid (not reid duke)