he doesn't see to like girls

when there’s a girl who finally likes you and you think she’s going to confess to you but you like another girl so before she gets the chance to tell you she likes you, you start telling her how there’s another girl who you like but then an older city boy appears and you assume it’s her boyfriend and that you completely misunderstood the situation

anonymous asked:

Hi! I saw the Tony Stark being the unofficial Villains’ Favourite™ post by tonystarktogo and your additions to it, and it was wonderful! It got me thinking. What if Tony is the favorite of other superheroes too, like not Avengers-superheroes. Like Clark Kent meets Tony at some gala he's reporting on and sees him being super charming and sweet to little kids (charity ball for some children's fund! STEM is for girls or something) and just falls so hard! Like...Lois! Lois, we need to have a 3some!

pt 2 L: okay? with who? C: Tony Stark! He’s so cute and small! L: Yes, let’s do it! So they woo him & have awesome threesome sex & when bias reporter talk about Tony from then on, they get eviscerated by Lois or Clark in a in depth report on corruption in journalism or something. Just Tony interacting with DC superheroes (from the tv shows only, besides the WW movie) & they all love him! Like put Barry Allen, Kara Danvers, & Tony in a room together to nerd out & everyone would melt from adorable

Okay but consider this: This is the ask that killed me because IT’S TOO PRECIOUS CLARK AND LOIS WOULD TAKE SUCH GOOD CARE OF HIM and then of course Clark wants to introduce him to Bruce but Tony already knows Bruce. “Is your city still basically film noir????” “How’s your monument to your penis after the Battle of New York????” Lois and Clark think they don’t like each other but they actually do they just show it by ribbing each other.


Superman: And this is Batman.


Tony: No, honey, you’re wrong.

Batman: *sweats*

Superman: ???

Tony: He’s The Batman! :D

Superman: Haha you’re so clever honey. The Batman, are you okay?


Tony: I know it’s you Bruce.

Batman: I fucking knew it.

(Bonus Bonus: Diana loves him. She sees the video of him taking the nuke through the wormhole and sees a lot of Steve in him.

Also one time they were walking and they saw a baby dressed in a little Wonder Woman onesie and they both punched Clark to get his attention and shouted, “Look at the baby!” and Clark sends Lois a snapchat like “I was just in a punching sandwich and they don’t even care” and it’s a video of Tony and Diana cooing over this adorable baby.)

anonymous asked:

I hope this isn't annoying, I only ask because I love all your threads, and I'd love to see it, and I'm selfish like that. Have you ever considered making a thread of Lyall and Hope Lupin meeting as Rowling described it? He saves this muggle girl from a boggart she thinks is a scary man going to kill her, and she's so pretty and thankful and he's such a dork he doesn't tell her he's a wizard??

(( OOC: Andy and KP actually made that thread… and I was the boggart. XD You can see it HERE and HERE. *thumbs up* )) 

block b grocery shopping
  • Zico: very efficient. He knows what exact brand and flavor he wants and doesn't waste time. However, always forgets to buy toilet paper
  • Park Kyung: spends most of his time in the produce aisle hitting on girls with cucumber related pick up lines
  • P.O.: goes to the store to buy milk and comes back with chocolate and no milk. He justifies it by saying it's milk chocolate
  • Taeil: holds up the checkout line because he has like 5000000 coupons. everyone behind him is annoyed
  • U-Kwon: goes grocery shopping with his girlfriend. They're the disgustingly cute couple you see having a play argument about what noodles to buy
  • B Bomb: every time he tries to go grocery shopping he ends up taking aesthetic pictures of fruit and then eating at a restaurant
  • Jaehyo: he takes 20 million years to decide what flavor of ice cream he should get but ends up getting the same exact flavor each time
Stuff I've Actually Heard People Say Part 4
  • "Mmmmmmmmilky me."
  • "Who's your dealer?" "My mom."
  • "Have you seen my chicken dog?"
  • "Use that picture, but only the frame."
  • "This is a blank Maya file? Best work I've seen from you."
  • "Wait, if this isn't your number, then who have I been sending memes to?!"
  • "Octology is the study of eight."
  • "You're a disgrace to the marshmallow making community."
  • "How are you eating an airhead at 6am?" "I lost control of my life a long time ago."
  • "The chocolate releases the orphans."
  • "No, like... noodle lizards."
  • "It makes me feel like I have a unibrow, and that makes me feel so self-confident."
  • "I'm gonna start a 40 day fast like Jesus." *20 seconds later* "Ooh, watermelon!"
  • "If you could survive two and a half hours between two morbidly obese, sweaty men on that flight, it was worth the $15-25 you saved!"
  • "I know I'm weird, but I don't think I'm singles ward weird."
  • "I think you should stop saying that, and knit him a blanket or something."
  • "Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes down to the bone."
  • "I think you're taking the thank you note thing too far by giving away kidneys."
  • "I love swallowing saliva."
  • "I'm not hairy."
  • "Those scares sure are stairy."
  • "You were a macaroni girl for prom?"
  • "I don't want to see your calves anymore!"
  • "Oh, I only have one pair of glasses, I'm not going to be able to read."
  • "I'm going to yell because she's blind."
  • "We can finally go see Gardens of the Galaxy!" "...Gardens?"
  • "Well I'm lactose intolerant, so I don't need any of your cheese."
  • "It's a man man!"
  • "Mickey Mouse is the Taylor Lautner of furries."
  • "Stop bird thigh erasure."
  • "Yeah, he's abnormal dude; he kinda lives somewhere."
  • "He has like, flesh lumps, but he doesn't have eyebrows."
  • "It's a fact that the longer your legs are, the more attractive."
  • "He's got like... cybernetic eyebrows... oh my gosh... cybrows..."
Wearing Their Hoodies
  • 707:
  • • He gives you a spare hoodie
  • • Like the biggest one he has
  • • Look at you in his hoodie
  • • He's all like "where's my camera?"
  • Yoosung:
  • • He isn't crying
  • • He's a manly man
  • • His hoodies fit on you??
  • • He thought he was smol
  • • Feels very protective
  • Jumin:
  • • What's a hoodie?
  • • Jk he wears one to bed in winter
  • • Its called his tired clothes
  • • He sees you and he's like ???
  • • That's 👏 my 👏 girl 👏
  • • He picks you up because smol looking
  • Zen:
  • • Brings out your eyes
  • • Very baggy on you
  • • Looks at that small person
  • • Pats da small partner
  • • Hugs smol partner
  • • Doesn't let go
  • • Is too busy freaking out
  • Jaehee:
  • • Look at that nice fit
  • • Good fit
  • • Shows off da body
  • • Not really but ya know
  • • Lots of cuddles now
  • V:
  • • Photography
  • • Such precious person in his hoodie??
  • • Pat pat pat
  • • Cuddles every where
  • Saeran
  • • But he doesn't
  • • For his eyes only

anonymous asked:

Please do part 2 to the "why do you smell like perfume"!!! The way he spoke to her was horrible. I'd love to see a part 2 where he misses her but she doesn't forgive him. Please x

Part One


It was days later and Harry sat on the couch of the hotel he was staying at, truly realizing what he had done. He had spent that first night after he walked out on you at the girl he was sleeping with’s house but the next morning he quickly wanted to get away from her so he booked himself a stay in a hotel downtown. 

Harry knew he shouldn’t have said it was all your fault. It wasn’t, of course. You did show him love and support, he knew you loved and cared for him and his career, he had just given into a temptation and it felt better to blame you rather than himself. But he missed you. He missed you so much. 

He missed the sweetness of your shampoo, the smell of it surrounding him while he slept or the two of you made love. He missed you cooking him breakfast, surprising him with it in bed on the rare occasion he could sleep in. He missed your laugh, your smiling face, the feel of your hands on him. All he wanted, as he lay awake at night, was to have his head resting on your chest with your fingers playing in his curls as he fell asleep to the beat of your heart under his ear. 

He found himself getting in the car a few minutes later and began the familiar drive to the house the two of you had shared together for years. He had to try to get you to forgive him, to see that he was wrong and that he knew it and that he was sorry. He wanted to come home, he wanted to come back to you. 

“What do you want, Harry?” You question as soon as you open the door to see him standing before you. In the days since he left you had stopped moping about. He obviously didn’t care about you or the relationship so why should you? “If this is about getting your stuff, don’t bother.” You start, crossing your arms over your chest. “I’ve packed up my own stuff instead and found some where else to live so the place is yours.” 

“Can I jus’ come in, please?” Harry pleads, giving you a sad and wide eyed look. You sigh and step aside, allowing him to enter. “You’re really leaving?” He questions when he looks around, taking in the packed up boxes. Your books were no longer on the shelf, your small trinkets and things packed away. The place felt cold and empty and he hated it. 

“What do you want, Harry?” You repeated the question you had first asked him, this time a bit more forceful. 

“I miss you.” His words cause a laugh to erupt out of your throat. A feeling of sadness and dread immediately washes over Harry. He could see already that his hopes of rekindling that love, of starting new with you, were unlikely. “Please, I made a mistake, I know that. I jus’…” He sighs as he runs a hand through his curls, shaking his head. 

“Harry, you were fucking someone else. You cheated on me, multiple times! I’m not going to just forgive or forget that. You said I wasn’t supportive, that I didn’t care. I’m done trying, Harry. It’s over, we’re done. You did that, that’s all on you. So deal with the consequences of your damn actions!” You were mad, you were livid. How dare he show up here, trying to play the sad and helpless card to win you back. Did he honestly think he could water his green eyes, pout out his bottom lip, say he missed you and everything would be okay again? 

Harry turns away, knowing that you were right but he didn’t want you to see how much that hurt. You were right. He had done this. He had broken up with you, walked out, had gone to her. This was on him. He wipes at his cheeks as tears begin to fall and takes a deep breath before he turns back to face you. 

“’m sorry.” He watches your face soften then but only fractionally before you sigh and give a nod. 

“I wish you nothing but the best, Harry, I really do.” You bite at your bottom lip then, looking away from his face for a second before meeting his eyes again, trying to ignore the tears trailing down his cheeks. You had to resist rushing over to hold and comfort him. “I’ll let you know when all of my stuff is out. Should only be a few more days.” Harry does nothing, he just stands and watches you, letting the tears fall down his cheeks. “You know where the door is, so see yourself out.” You turn then, heading for the bedroom. “Goodbye, Harry.” You turn back, giving him one last sad look before he watches you disappear down the hall and out of his life. 

I just watched Megamind.

Considering that the villain was a Nice Guy*TM, the girl wasn’t dating the “official” Hero in the first place and when she did get involved it was with the guy she was having adventures with as equals, not a dashing rescuer…

I’m REALLY confused as to how fucking Frozen is the animated film that got declared “feminist.”

thestarmaker-s  asked:

I like to think that 1-A likes to taste Izuku with "All Might is your Dad", we know toshi doesn't live with them in the dorm so when he come to visit someone shouts "Midoriya, your family has come to visit!" and deku would be WTF? and then blushes madly after he sees toshinori and the girls an some boy calls Aizawa-sensei "Dadzawa"

I actually think that the kids would lovingly tease Izuku once the thought that Toshinori could very well be his dad comes up.

I mean, Shouto already uttered that thought to Izuku himself. It wouldn’t be too far-fetched to believe that at some point, the others from Class 1-A would think about it, too.

Perhaps they notice the similar personality of Izuku and Toshinori.

Perhaps they notice that the two of them spend a lot of time together.

Perhaps they catch up on the fact that Izuku is not as surprised as the others about Toshinori’s true appearance.

Anyway, the idea that Toshinori could be Izuku’s dad comes up.

The more forward people like Kirishima and Mina can’t hold back and just go and ask Izuku directly.

The poor boy blushes red like a tomato and stutters around that it’s “Of course it’s not like that!” and that he already told that to Shouto. (Though, looking over to Shouto for help doesn’t really do something, because while Shouto does believe his friend, he still likes the theory somehow.)

While Izuku’s stuttering and honesty convince his classmates, they still won’t let go of their theory.

First of all – it’s super cute how All Might-sensei and Izuku interact like father and son without even noticing it.

And second – Izuku’s blushing is cute, too.

All the reasons they need, really.

So, like you said, star – one day, Toshinori comes into the dorms and Kirishima just hollers back into the living room, “Midoriya, your dad is here!”

And Izuku almost falls from his chair in surprise because – first things he think is that Hisashi came back, and he can’t even really stomach that thought. But then, Toshinori walks in.

Somehow, Izuku is not so sure if that is now better or worse than his first thought. It takes him a second to understand what Kirishima had said and that it had been meant for Toshinori. And also why his classmates are grinning at him like that.

When he does, though, poor Izuku splutters and flails and doesn’t get one comprehensible word out while his friends just laugh and pat his back.

Toshinori literally has a question mark above his head, looking from one to the other but not getting an explanation.

Perhaps they will fill him in later. For now, they children are too occupied with thinking about nicknames for the newly declared “Dad”.

It’s Kirishima who blurts out “Dad Might” and gets a storm of applause for it, but it’s Mina who thinks it only fair that Aizawa gets a nickname, too.

So suddenly, Toshinori and Aizawa see themselves greeted with a bunch of very cheery children who greet them with “Dad Might” or “Dadzawa”.

Toshinori could cry with happiness, and Aizawa sighs (no, he’s not blushing under his scarfs, thank you) and reminds the children not to use those names in public.

He doesn’t really protest otherwise, though.

The Better Howlett
  • (The one where Logan had a father daughter talk and reminds Kimberly that she's always the better howlett)
  • Logan: -sees Kimberly storming into their house and slamming the door behind her- Kim?
  • Kim: -no answer. She just storms up the stairs-
  • Logan: Kimmy? Is everything ok?
  • Kim: -shouts out- Just fucking peachy! -she slams the door to her room-
  • -Logan walks up the door and sees Kim lying on her bed. He doesn't say anything. Just sits next to her while she huffs in frustration.-
  • Logan: you're upset.
  • Kim: -scoffs- duh.
  • Logan: -smirks.- something you want to talk about? Boy problems?
  • Kim: ew...no
  • Logan: -thinks for a sec-...girl problems.
  • Kim: ...maybe.
  • Logan: ah so you met someone.
  • Kim: -shifts in bed- yeah...not like it matters though. Nobody wants to be seen with a freak.
  • Logan: kimmy, I keep telling you-
  • Kim: everyone at school thinks I'm a freak Dad. Ever since Amanda...-Kimberly tears up- ever since Amanda outed me, nobody at school wants to be seen with me.
  • Logan: you mean...oh
  • Kimberly: yeah ...oh. She showed everyone at school Dad. She showed my...-Kimberly rubs her knuckles. Specifically the two spots where her two claws were and unleashed them- she said that muties and animals like us should be put in a cage were we belong.
  • Logan: -jaw clenches and his fist tightens- she said that?
  • Kimberly: - nods- she even got me kicked off the cheerleading squad. She knew how much that meant to me and...-she beings to cry-...
  • Logan: ...oh Kimmy -he wraps her daughter in his strong arms. Kimberly sobs into her fathers broad chest-
  • Kimberly: they're all afraid of me. They'll never accept us.
  • Logan: kimmy, they don't know you. Or us for that matter. People will always fear and attack what they don't understand. But you're better than them. You know why?
  • Kimberly: -sniffles and shakes her head as she wipes her eyes-
  • Logan: Because you never fall to their level. You're always the better Howlett. So you keep showing them why you're the better person ok? Don't become what they made you.
  • Kimberly: -nods and sniffles one last time- you know Amanda sent me a photo of her a shortly before she outed me. It was a...personal photo...I could've done things with it...I didn't. I deleted it.
  • Logan: see? I told you that you were the better Howlett. Personally I would've slashed her tires with those claws of yours. But that's why you're better than me.
  • Kimberly: -giggles and smiles- I...I love you Dad.
  • Logan: -kisses his daughters forehead- I love you too Kimmy. Now. Tell me about this girl. Is she pretty?
  • Kimberly: - she smiles. Thinking about her.- yeah. The prettiest.
  • Logan: is she kind?
  • Kimberly: too kind. The world doesn't deserve her.
  • Logan: is she short, has long brown hair and wears a yellow beanie?
  • Kimberly: yeah- wait. How did you know?
  • Logan: well she's down stairs waiting for you.
  • Kimberly: what? Dad why didn't you tell me?
  • Logan: I was going to but I figured you needed to vent a little. Trini told me what happened and she was concerned for you. You're right. She is pretty. And nice.
  • Kimberly: -she smiles one more time before wiping her face. Making sure that she's presentable-
  • Logan: come on. Why don't we go meet her together.
  • Logan takes kimberly's hand in his own as both father and daughter walk down together. Hand in hand.

anonymous asked:

Okay theres this post floating around The Host tag about how people who make these cute headcanons are ruining The Host like they almost ruined Dark for mark, and I dont think thats true! Sure our headcanons are a bit ridiculous at times and sure The Author DID threaten to torture a dude, but that doesn't mean he doesnt have a soft side! For example Yellow Dia from SU, the girl has crushed gems for no reason, HOWEVER she truly cared about Pink and often comforts blue. IDK What are your thoughts?

the way i see it, i see that the author was an asshole, that he was cruel and wasn’t afraid to torture, beating people over the head with his bat, writing whatever he wanted into his books about people.

but then something happened. some sort of incident happened that transformed the author to the host. and during that moment, the host became blinded. how? we don’t know, the host or mark have not revealed that to us yet. whether he blinded himself, or it was a sacrifice, or an accident or whatever, it still changed him. 

the author was on top of the world, but once he lost his eyes, he lost a part of himself too. he became a lot more closed off, wearing his giant coat to hide himself in and keeping his eyes wrapped up tight. losing something important to you can cause for a dramatic change in character/personality/etc. and for the host, his eyes were just that. no longer was he able to read and write what he so wanted to do. 

tl;dr, i think that the host is a lot more cautious/humbler because of his loss of eyes. as the author, he was reckless. now as the host, he realizes that his actions have consequences, hence why i think he’s a lot more of that quiet character nowadays.

anonymous asked:

Shipping neutral here. I don't mind either IR or IH, but what I'm trying to wrap my head around is why does Ichihime get so much hate? I don't see why people think Orihime is a stalker or obsessed when she does have a life outside of her love for Ichigo and shows concern for others, or that Ichigo 'doesn't notice her' when he clearly does and even comes to rely on her. I don't see how it's unhealthy or 'wrong'.

Its because for a long time people have been watching/reading bleach with a certain amount of tightly constrained shipping goggles.

A lot of people have been observing the series as nothing more than a weird coming of age romance between Ichigo and Rukia. Orihime to them is a third wheel that needed to learn her place (bow her head like a good girl and hop on her consolation prize which was either Ulquiorra or Uryuu depending on the era of Bleach fandom) and for that reason was hated when Kubo was showing signs he would go elsewhere with the character.

The soul society arc was huge which produced a lot of IR shippers. By the end of the arrancar arc they were still there even though IH began to form a much smaller but loyal following.

This inadvertently caused/influenced two things: a rise in the number of Orihime hate and the increase of toxicity within the fandom.

A lot of people seemed to project a lot of hate of her character based on their own insecurities or lived vicariously through Rukia and made Orihime the enemy for some reason. To them, Rukia was unbelievably strong, smart, funny, beautiful, snarky and tough who all the cool characters loved while Orihime was an awful big boobed whore who got in the way and people barely tolerated (including Ichigo). People would write essays about how unworthy Orihime was of Rukia’s friendship all the while writing headcanons of how much Orihime envied and secretly hated her and other female characters close to Ichigo. You can see this false dynamic play out in the way people write about the characters after the Bleach ending.

Anyway, Orihime has always been a perceived threat to certain pairing fans even when people tried (badly) to insist they didn’t see her as a threat. Any time Ichigo and Orihime had an interaction, there were several essays claiming they where unimportant. Anytime Orihime was shown to think of a nakama apart from Ichigo, people would praise her for ‘character growth’ but would go back to bashing her when Kubo stressed she still loved Ichigo.

They’d take any moment of Orihime feeling terrible as proof of Rukia being a goddess or the truth of IR. Take the notorious Orihime jealousy thing at the beginning of the arrancar arc. It was something that happened in one particular moment where Orihime couldn’t cheer Ichigo up because she herself had been injured alongside Tatsuki and Sado, which proceeded to reveal her own feelings of inadequacy that would be explored in the HM arc. Yet certain fans have twisted this scenario to make out Orihime is constantly jealous of Rukia (or knows the 'truth’ about IR) throughout the series.

Tl:dr Shipping goggles made people read what they wanted to in Bleach and blatantly misunderstood characters and their character arcs to justify their headcanons that were increasingly shown to bear little semblance to reality.

Take the last arcs of Bleach. People had noted dropped plot lines and the likelihood IchiHime was endgame but people still insisted Kubo ruined the manga for pairings that came out of nowhere (nevermind the dropped plotlines and character arcs which didn’t get resolution) instead of forcing Ichigo live in Soul Society with his 'twu luv’ Rukia.

Not to say others didn’t hate Orihime. She was a non-action person in a very action heavy manga.

But a huge amount of derision came from shippers who ignored where things were going after the SS arc.

Baby Girl You're Just My Type (Seventeen Preference)
  • S.Coups/Seungcheol: Definitely someone girly; he's the tough, man's man, and he'd need a very feminine partner to contrast that. He seems like an ass man to me, so someone who is very bootylicious and likes to show off their ass/doesn't mind having it grabbed. He'd also probably be into a girl who is quieter or who doesn't feel pressure to talk a lot so that he can be the one to do the talking, and so that he can feel listened to, and so that the two of you can just sit in comfortable silence when you feel like it. He would love the type of girl who can wear heels all the time and not feel overdressed, but also rocks a messy bun and flannel. His type all around would be the "girl next door" to the extreme, but in a good way.
  • Jeonghan: He would like a softer type of girl. Being someone who doesn't conform to gender norms himself, he would never be opposed to dating a tomboy or someone who often bounces between ultra feminine and masculine. He just wants someone who would be easy on the eyes - someone that everyone could look at an agree is absolutely beautiful, just like him. It would also have to be someone with amazing hair, so that you could be a stand out hair power couple. As personality goes, he would enjoy who is very cute without trying. Maybe they're awkward or clumsy but this turns out very cute and he enjoys those moments to the maximum even if you get embarrassed, just for the cuteness. He would also like someone shorter than him so that he can lay his head on top of you during hugs, and he can cover you completely when spooning.
  • Joshua/Jisoo: He would want someone opposite of him. He's all shyness and blushes and giggles, so he'd need someone who's confidence and certainty and standing tall. He would love the contrast you make against him and the confidence you give him when you're together. He also loves that when he gets shy or embarrassed he can bury his face into your shoulder or hair and you'll be the one laughing with a brave face because you enjoy how cute he's being. He'd also want someone very cuddly. Because he seeks physical comfort, and he would want his partner to be very okay with that happening when he needs it. And although he might not always be completely okay with showing PDA because of how shy he is, his ideal type would also know how to use words to calm him down and make him feel good because you would be smart and linguistic like that.
  • Jun: As predictable as it sounds, Jun would like a bad girl. But not just a "bad girl", a genuinely bad, doesn't give a fuck, bad attitude kind of girl. The kind of girl that the rest of the boys and Pledis would hate and probably ask him to stop seeing. Mostly because he would like the thrill. This is the kid who 9/10 legitimately thinks he's a vampire, so if he found a girl who smoked and had dozens of piercings and tattoos and swore more than his little ears could handle, he would want to hold onto you forever. Eventually he would find out you have a whole other side, a softer side, and this would just make him melt, and then you'd never get rid of him. Because as much as fishnets and barbells are appealing, actual emotions are like the jackpot here. And he would follow you around like a lost puppy, hanging on your every word, waiting for your next move, wanting to see just how bad you could get. You just might get sick of him. But he would be a lovesick puppy because being with a bad girl is the closest he's ever really come to living on the edge.
  • Hoshi/Soonyoung: Hoshi would need someone versatile. He can go from literal puppy to walking sex monument in two seconds flat, and he needs someone who can embrace his many sides and roll with them. I can also see him falling for a plus-sized girl. Saying that he enjoys the curves more and that your gorgeous body is part of what captured his attention when the two of you first met. He'd want a girl who is very good at taking care of herself, but can also take care of him when he needs it. He can work long hours and dissolves into a child-like state, and he needs somebody there to pick up the pieces and put him back together at the end of a hard day. He might also like a girl that he has to bring out of her shell a little. Maybe you're more shy around others, around the boys, and from time to time he has to help you loosen up and he loves that about you. He loves the challenge, and he loves the reward of when he finally gets to see the same you in public that he does in private.
  • Wonwoo: He would go for one of two types of girls - he would either date the ultimate goth girl and live out his emo dreams, or he would date the softest, girliest hipster/kawaii girl and defy everyone's expectations. If he dated a goth girl, they would match perfectly in your emo appearance and attitude, and your occasional slips of undeniable cuteness and happiness. Black is the perfect color that goes with everything, so he would love seeing his girlfriend dressed in it every single day, and would delight in finding black lipstick stains on his skin and even items of his clothing. He would also love that he would get to see the cutesy and caring side of you that people never expected when they saw your harsh appearance, and he would always be right their defending you if people judged you too harshly. If he dated a super soft kawaii girl, it would a lot like the cinnamon roll meme. It appears that he could kill you, but he is, in fact, a giant cinnamon roll, and he is protecting you, a perfect cinnamon roll, too good for this earth, too pure. That's what he believes and that's what he upholds. He doesn't let anyone come near you, look at you the wrong way; he doesn't even let anyone speak badly about you when you're not around. You would be his one weakness, and he would both love and hate that about being with you.
  • Woozi/Jihoon: His ideal type is definitely someone who appreciates music. Someone who can listen to his work and it's afraid to give him critical feedback about it, but also isn't afraid to tell him when it's perfect. He wouldn't mind dating someone taller than him. He might even enjoy dating someone taller than him, but continuously claim that it's just a coincidence (I mean he is only 5.3") when in reality he enjoys the bear hugs and feeling so safe all wrapped up in you. He's the type of guy to feel confident and secure enough that he doesn't need to be taller than his girlfriend. He would also want a to date a girl that he finds genuinely interesting. Whether this be because you're into the arts, or because you're athletic, he'd find something about you and then from there, he would want to learn everything about you. He'd study you like it was his job. He also might prefer a girl with coloured/pastel hair so that you could match and be ultra cute together.
  • DK/Seokmin: DK would want to date a sporty girl. He would love everything about you from the fact that you always wear ponytails to your muscle tone to your yoga pants (probably especially the yoga pants). He would watch you jogging by one day and be hooked. He'd want to know your name, everything about you, and the fact that you might not be much of a talker only baited him so much more. He would love dancing with you and trying out all the sports that you're into, even if he sucks at them. And in the rare moments that he could get you to open up, that he could get into your mind instead of the physical aspect of your being, he would feel so rewarded he would be over the moon. He would also love the times that you dressed up. Seeing you all the time in sportswear, you always looked amazing no matter what, but when you dressed up, it always shocked and amazed him, and reminded him that he was so lucky to have you.
  • Mingyu: He would probably like a really quiet, shy girl. As cheesy as it is, he would be the type of guy to dream about finding the introverted girl and sweeping her off her feet. He would probably think it's so romantic and dreamy to pick up a girl at a coffee shop or a book store and all the other boys would make fun of him because deep down he's just a sucker for John Green and Twilight. He would want to find a girl who would blush whenever you looked at him and giggle at all his jokes and used her hair to hide her face out of shyness. He'd be a sucker for a girl who had sweater paws and stared at her shoes and spent a lot of time reading or writing and liked watching old movies. He'd get weak in the knees for a girl like that.
  • The8/Minghao: I can't really pin down his ideal type. He is a puppy, but at the same time he's very mature, so I feel that he'd be very versatile when it came to girl. He mostly would probably wouldn't care what his girlfriend looked like because he believes that all girls are beautiful in their own way. But if he fell for someone, he would fall hard and fast. You would sweep him off his feet, probably within days, and he wouldn't know what hit him. He might even think he was getting the flu with how lovesick he was feeling. He wouldn't be able to get you off his mind and he would come to the undeniable conclusion - you had captured his heart. You were his ideal type.
  • Seungkwan: He'd want someone sassy. He is the king of sass, and he'd want someone who could at least try and compete with him and his sassy antics. This also means you would have to have a very good sense of humor, because even though he can be very serious, he loves his jokes. He would also need someone to help keep him calm, because he gets very tense and aggravated (especially when asked to do aegyo) and he'd need someone who knows how to calm him with words and simple touches. I also think he'd want his girlfriend to be stylish. Because, let's be honest, out of all the boys I think he'd be the one to most pay attention to what his girlfriend is wearing. So if his girlfriend has a very defined sense of self style and image, he would be very proud to be around her and show her off to everyone.
  • Vernon/Hansol: I feel like he would actually go after a very nerdy girl. On stage he's all "$wag $wag money" but he's actually just a huge dork, so I feel like a nerdy girl would be the perfect match for him. Someone who would watch anime with him and obnoxiously scream the themes, someone who would poke fun at him and not mind being mocked as well. He probably also thinks that glasses are hot, so he would embrace that in a girl. He's got plenty of confidence, he's maybe even a little cocky, so he needs someone who will knock him down a few notches and remember to keep him level headed. He would love someone who's really smart, who can teach him things, someone who's very energetic like himself, very enthusiastic about life. I also feel like he'd be very into just sitting and listening to you talk for hours about what your passionate about - whether it's TV shows, or the book you're reading, or stars - he'd just want to listen because it would give him peace and it would give him a chance to learn more about you.
  • Dino/Chan: He's the little maknae (which nobody will ever forget) so he needs somebody who will balance him. Somebody who can be funny and immature with him when the time is right, but also somebody who can be serious and talk about serious things when he needs that. I also feel that he's still uncertain - he's still young and shaping his confidence, so he needs someone who's not afraid to shower him with compliments to help him boost his confidence over time. He would also need to date someone who shares his interests (dancing, music) but can also introduce him to new ones that you can explore together and use to bond. Overall he needs someone stable. He wouldn't do well at all with someone playing with his feelings, he needs someone to be straight with him (where some of the older boys might like "the chase"). Dino would probably also like someone very girly who wears skirts and has longer hair.
  • AN: yeah so this is the obvious thing so post under kpop, right? sorry if it's kind of all over the place, i tried. i also tried to make it a little more unique than other ones i've seen and i genuinely tried to imagine what each of the boys types are. pls lemme know what you think! <3
BTS reaction to their girl crush being roommates with her guy bestfriend
  • I hope y'all enjoy this, I also hope it's what you wanted~ 💙💙 I made so that they confess because without gifs I need more dialogue and it was one of the ways In thought it would work out~ Hope you don't mind. 💙💙
  • ————————
  • Jin/Kim Seokjin:
  • Over protective because he absolutely adores you and doesn't like the idea of you being with another dude. We all know he rambles and it's cute AF.
  • Jin: You can't be roommates with him! You're a girl he's a man, what if he's a pervert.
  • You: I think I've known him long enough to assure you that he's Not a perv.
  • You: Why? I don't see the big issue!!
  • You: ...
  • Jin: ...
  • Jin: Please like me back at least. We could be a gorgeous couple.
  • ~~~~~
  • Suga/Min Yoongi:
  • You aren't going anywhere forget being roommates with that guy. Min Yoongi is a straightforward man.
  • Yoongi: No.
  • You: But why not?
  • Yoongi: Because I said no.
  • You: And this is supposed make me agree because...?
  • Yoongi: I like you, I get jealous, and I want you to myself.
  • Yoongi: Does that make you agree now?
  • ~~~~~~~~
  • J-Hope/Jung Hoseok:
  • Hobi would be really pouty about it and adorable. Trying to convince you to stay. Hates the idea of you spending nights and days living with some other guy.
  • Hobi: Please stay.
  • You: I already agreed.
  • Hobi: You wouldn't for me?
  • You: -Sigh- I would but.. Ahahha you're so troublesome.
  • Hobi: -cheeky smile- So will you please stay? And just be with me?
  • You: Aw. Baby, of course.
  • Jung Hoseok- The man pulling your heartstrings.
  • ~~~~~~~~~
  • Rap Monster/Kim Namjoon:
  • He would awkwardly bring it up and disapprove. He worries for your safety and wants you to be closer to him not further away.
  • Namjoon: Sooo.. Moving with that guy.
  • You: What about it?
  • Namjoon: Isn't it too much?
  • You: It would help me with the pay for it to be split.
  • Namjoon: Are you sure nothing will happen between you guys?
  • You: Positive ~
  • Namjoon: I don't want the girl I like being with some dude I don't know. -Mumbling-
  • You: Cutie. If you want I'll stay. For you.
  • Namjoon: That would be really nice so please and thank you.
  • ~~~~~~~
  • Jimin/Park Jimin:
  • He would be a confused as to why you even agreed to be roommates with him. He would deal with it for awhile, just let you pack and move, but after a bit he missed you coming over more often. Now you lived further away and he hated it.
  • Jimin: Come back home..
  • You: I'm already moved Jimin, I can't just go back.
  • Jimin: You're to far away, I miss you.
  • You: So do I but the payment has been easier to handle with a roomate.
  • Jimin: I'll help you just please come back.
  • You: Don't Jimin.
  • Jimin: Please. -Now goes to holding your face-
  • You: You know what? You and your face are my issue. Okeeehh I'll move back.
  • Jimin: -Cute eye smile- I'm happy to have you more to myself now~
  • ~~~~~~~~~
  • V/Kim Taehyung:
  • Taehyung would barely let you even pack in the first place. He would be holding your hand telling you that you shouldn't move in with him. Childishly unpacking your clothes so that you took longer.
  • You: Tae please stop! Why don't youet me move out?
  • Tae: Because I'll miss you.
  • You: I can always call and visit.
  • Tae: Not as often!
  • You: What do you want me to do about it?
  • Tae: Stay, just stay.
  • You: I can't. -Return to packing-
  • Tae: -back hug with his head laying on your shoulder- Stay for me, because I like you a lot and I hate seeing you go live with another guy...
  • You're not leaving anytime soon! Am I right?
  • ~~~~~~~~
  • Jungkook/Jeon Jungkook:
  • He would watch you pack, sometimes help and let chu leave. After day three he realized all the problems with this change and didn't like any of them.
  • Jungkook ends up going to where you live to get you to go back.
  • KooKie: I need you to move back.
  • You: Um, I'm already moved in comfortably I can't just move out.
  • Kookie: But there's four problems with this.
  • You: Okay, explain.
  • Kookie: One: You're with a guy I don't know and that hurts my heart. Two: You can't call or visit as often as you used too. Three: I miss you and Four: I realized how much I really liked you and I can't handle knowing you're here.
  • You: Jungkook I-
  • KooKie: Please.
  • You: I'll move back home. No need to worry now, honey.

anonymous asked:

I don't even ship supercorp but it's obvious to anyone who's watching that Kara and Lena have amazing chemistry. And I love Mon-el, for all his fuckery, I've built a bit of a soft spot for him, but there's no way in hell I could ever see him and Kara together, it's like watching paint dry. Tbh I want them to become bff's, Kara needs a close friend who isn't her sister and tv doesn't portray the girl/guy best friend duo often that's strictly platonic

if it weren’t for those first few words it would be like i wrote this ask.

i think he shouldn’t get that much screen time, but i do like mon-el as a character bc he’s funny and tries to be good. but like, he’s too toxic for kara, romantically. they’re clearly better as fake siblings so like…. what are the writers even doing idk but i’m just gonna ignore tf out of it and enjoy lena and kara being actual soulmates.

anonymous asked:

This isn't an ask but just a short submission. I met a Korean guy on Meet Me then we moved to We Chat. He's really handsome and loves 🍫🍫!! He said he likes us because we are kind, sweet and sexy but he doesn't see black women often in Korea. So he was really happy to meet me and said he hopes he can be sexy for me. I just about died 😂😂

Go head girl! Do you know how many Asians want to date us but there’s none of us over there, could you imagine the idols that love 🍫there probably would be a lot of “dating scandals” as they call it over there.

EXO reaction - you getting angry at another members girlfriend openly talking about their sex life

A/N the full request also added the fact that this girl has no self-respect which I agree with if you have to openly discuss such things.

requested by: @ignitedminds27

He wouldn’t blame you. I know he’s not the type to say dirty things in public, so he’d be very disgusted by the other girl’s actions. He would just take you have and walk the two of you into another area.

You and Suho are like the “mom and dad” couple. He’d be disappointed in both the member and his girlfriend for behaving that way.

He has said that he doesn’t want his future girlfriend to feel angry so he would calm you with words. He would whisper a “thank you” to you while


He would want to say something to the member. He doesn’t like feeling uncomfortable or seeing you angry. “Let’s just go, Jagi.”

Originally posted by pandaluvstofu


“Nope” *takes your hand and leaves*


He would be so uncomfortable. He’d just freeze in place when the member’s girlfriend started running her mouth. He’d just be like “What did she say???”


He’s with you. If looks could kill she’d die twice.

Originally posted by letmecumbaek


He doesn’t like it when girls speak bluntly about sexual activity. He doesn’t want you to be upset by this either. I see him smiling haveing a good time and when something inappropriate was said, he’d freeze for a second and just leave.

Originally posted by yixingsosweet


As soon as the other member’s girlfriend opens her mouth he’d leave the room.  He doesn’t want to be in that situation. And judging by the look on your face, neither do you. (I can’t stop laughing at this GIF! the judgement!)

Originally posted by yixingsosweet

(Former members!)


He’d be offended by the girl’s actions. Much like Lay, Luhan doesn't like it when girls are angry. He would just leave and talk to the other member about it later on.

Originally posted by meiren-menglu


As soon as he sees your reaction to her, He would say something then and there.

“Let’s talk about something else. Anything else.”

Originally posted by andyswarhol


“say the word and we can leave.” The last thing he wants is for the situation to get worse. He doesn’t want to hear the girl either and frankly might not even wait for you so say you want to go.

Originally posted by captivatesme