he doesn't see the great in himself

If Jamie and Claire (and Wee Ian) could text: Jamie Fraser, Indian Agent" (ABOSAA) Edition
  • Wee Ian: now, dinna be cross auntie
  • Claire: well this is off to an excellent start
  • Claire: don't be cross about WHAT, precisely
  • Claire: if you tell me you or rollo knocked your uncle off a cliff on the way to the cherokee village i will ABSOLUTELY be cross
  • Wee Ian: no no no nothin like that :)
  • Wee Ian: I may have accidentally led the village folk to think Uncle Jamie's the king
  • Claire: the king?
  • Claire: of...England?
  • Wee Ian: aye, just that
  • Claire: erm...
  • Claire: might I ask why?
  • Claire: (I really don't think you needed to give him any more reason to be full of himself to be honest)
  • Wee Ian: weeel, there's no really a word in their language for agent, ye see
  • Wee Ian: and it was important to make sure they knew he had authority, so
  • Claire: so, King Fraser it is
  • Claire: he'll be insufferable i'm sure ;)
  • Claire: ...but hold on
  • Claire: why are you apologizing for that?
  • Claire: doesn't seem a great problem
  • Claire: least of all in the middle of the bloody night
  • Wee Ian: s'not that precisely
  • Wee Ian: see, they've taken it upon themselves to..erm...honor the visiting king
  • Claire: ....'kay.....
  • Wee Ian: ....with gifts....
  • Claire: ian this is getting tiresome.
  • Claire: what KINDS of gifts
  • Wee Ian: pelts
  • Claire: what's the problem with
  • Wee Ian: LADY pelts
  • Wee Ian: two of em
  • Claire: WHAT????
  • Wee Ian: AND I WANTED TO TEXT YOU MESELF SO THAT YE DIDNA THINK HE WAS BEIN UNFAITHFUL BUT THEY"RE IN HIS BED AND HE'S KEEPIN THEM AWAY FROM HIS JOLLY BITS
  • Wee Ian: BUT HE CANNA JUST THROW THEM OUT BECAUSE IT WOULD BE AN INSULT
  • Wee Ian: SO HE'S JUST GOING TO BE VRRA UNCOMFORTABLE AND BLUE BALLSY ALL NIGHT
  • Wee Ian: AND I JUST AM TELLIN YE BECAUSE S'ALL MY FAULT OKAY?? DINNA BE FASHED WI HIM IT"S ME THAT'S DONE IT
  • Claire: ....
  • Claire: I should be furious but honestly I just cnt stop laughing
  • Wee Ian: I KEN , RIGHT???? 😂😂😂😂😂
  • Wee Ian: god above it's the most fun i've had in months
  • Wee Ian: they are DETERMINED
  • Wee Ian: and every few moments there just comes a wee sound from him
  • Wee Ian: like a pup that's got his tail trod on
  • Wee Ian: and i'm gnna pass out
  • Claire: OH GOD I CAN JUST HEAR IT
  • Claire: and there's TWO OF THEM ON THE PROWL??
  • wee Ian: aye!! Slippery wee things too. Bet they're used to catching trout wi their bare hands
  • >>>Claire has added Jamie Fraser to the chat<<<
  • Claire: I hear you're having a rough night, darling!
  • Wee Ian: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 imgnapiss
  • Jamie: Ian ye [incoherent gaelic cursing] what in gods name did ye have to bring your auntie into all this
  • Jamie: can ye not tell i'm dying of shame already???
  • Wee Ian: god but it's so fun uncle
  • Claire: It's fine darling i promise
  • Claire: Ian was just explaining that if you come home with bruises and love bites, it was only from defending your virtue
  • Jamie: sassenach I'm so so sorry about this, truly
  • Claire: how about the old Dame Blanche trick?
  • Claire: can't sleep with them because your wife's a witch that'll curse them??
  • Jamie: OH THANK HEAVEN THATS GENIUS CLAIRE
  • Jamie: will take it down a notch or two but an OATH will do quite nicely
  • Jamie: you're a Saint MND
  • Claire: you have my full support darl
  • Wee Ian: OH MY GOD UNCLE
  • Claire: what??
  • Jamie: WHAT??
  • Wee Ian: did ye no hear what the littler one just said??
  • Jamie: I mean i HEARD but I dinna understand everything she says
  • Wee Ian: she's saying how distraught she is that you've got the otath on ye because you're so....
  • wee Ian: : well equipped
  • Jamie: oh lord
  • Wee Ian: shewantsthegingerD
  • Claire: well at least she's got good taste
  • Jamie: :) That's verra sweet, sassenach
  • Claire: well, she DOES.
  • Claire: You ARE quite the tidy package
  • Jamie: aye... weel...
  • Claire: very befitting a KING
  • Jamie: oh jesus christ
  • Claire: Crown jewels and all
  • Jamie: ☺️☺️☺️😏😏😏
  • Claire: come home to me soon, your majesty?
  • Jamie: soon as I can
  • Jamie: canna wait to worship ye wi' tongues at your
  • Wee Ian: BELIEVE IT OR NOT
  • Wee Ian: this is getting a wee bit personal
  • Wee Ian: even for me
  • Wee Ian: why don't ye tell them i'm your son, uncle Jamie, and see if they'd like to come pay ME some honor
  • Jamie: alright hold on
  • Wee Ian: this night keeps getting better and better
  • Claire: cocky, aren't we?
  • Wee Ian: oh aye well that's the general--
  • Jamie: sorry Ian
  • Jamie: seems as though they'd prefer to keep me chastely warm instead
  • Claire: PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that's GOT to hurt, wee prince !!
  • Wee Ian: 😒😒😒😒😒😒

AYYYYY -finger guns- HELLO THERE AGAIN! 

Decided to get some official looks down for the BadBrotherAU since it’s nice to be able to discern the differences.

Papyrus doesn't have a battle costume because  I feel like that was something Sans and Papyrus did together and seeing as how they don’t spend time together in this universe it wouldn't make sense. Not to mention BB Sans would make fun of him. 

Sans is a bit more content with himself. He’s very resigned though about the rests, more to the point where he doesn't do anything to stop it, just sort of lets it happen and see where it takes them. He goes to Grillby’s all the time and is a bit more social as he’s not spending his off time researching how to stop the rests and all that.

IT’S GOOD TO BE BACK :3 Can’t guarantee I’m going to be posting every week but at the very least I can say I’ll be around! <3

Competitions

Draco malfoy fluff request please! Him and reader spending time doing bets/contests together and end up becoming very competitive and seriously about it Thanks♡

Fluff! 

Loved this request, thank you love!! <3

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also a very quick scribble to celebrate how much I love the companions’ ability to injure themselves without any reason. xD

I’ve seen Deacon do it quite a bit in Nuka World (falling from elevators and stuff), but the most recent case was when I was heading to the exit of Nuka-Galaxy (feeling quite sick because yay simulation sickness) when suddenly I heard from behind a clang that was very definitely a garbage can, and then Deacon yelling ‘Ow ow OOOWWW’. I couldn’t help but laugh haha. I’m glad I didn’t see what he actually did to manage to hurt himself with the garbage can because it opens up lots of possibilities. ^u^

I don’t enjoy the idea of the companions getting hurt but the game mechanics just sometimes make it very hilarious. How. How did you hurt yourself walking through an empty room I don’t understand.

Homeland ended after season 4. Quinn didn’t really go to Syria. He thought carefully about what was best for himself for once, and finally decided to leave far away from Carrie, Dar Adal and the CIA mess. He’s currently living a peaceful life in a cabin in Iceland with Astrid and their german shepherd Leo.

anonymous asked:

I love how people find it hard to believe Niall is in fact the most educated out of the boys he just doesn't drink beer & play golf. The guy is friends with Eoghan who's educated af & Bressie who's a mental illness activist. Supported a campaign against domestic abuse. His female friends (Natalia for example) is all about women power. Niall is a sucker for women in power. He doesn't claim himself as a feminism but has strong views on it. For those who pay attention knows this.

niall is woke af and is always trying to better himself and educate himself in so many ways. its very apparent. hes the most outspoken about these subjects as well and thats SUCh a great thing to see. he uses his platform for good and thats amazing. hes extremely smart. 

Take John’s “reorienting to the daylight” speech, imagine he’s not talking about James, but himself and figure out how true it would be all the same…

“I disbelieved it. I continued to resist. Corralling me took great effort. But the closer we got to Skeleton Island, my resistance began to diminish. I couldn’t say why. I wasn’t expecting it. Perhaps I’d finally reached the limits of my physical ability to fight. Or perhaps, as the promise of seeing James instead of Captain Flint grew closer, I grew more comfortable letting go of this man I’d created in response to this war. The man whose mind I’d come to know so well; whose mind I had in some ways incorporated into my own. It was a strange experience to see something from it so unexpected. I chose to believe it, because I wasn’t the man that I’d believed I had to be at all. But one who had existed beforehand, waking from a long and terrible nightmare. Reorienting to the daylight.”

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anonymous asked:

How about little Morgan trying to catch some. fish but fails everytime , so papa Henry decides to help him cuz he doesn't want to see his sweet child looking sad.

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Henry prided himself on being a great father. He always let Morgan explore and discover, encouraging him to go out and do things to the best of his ability. Usually, he never had to interfere when it came to Morgan trying something new.

It didn’t take his bright little boy very long to figure it out, be it survival skills, or solving puzzles with his mother, or learning how to make little sparks of magic splutter from his fingers (Henry had to help with that sometimes, to prevent setting drapes on fire- it happened a few times, already).

But he was having a hard time keeping his hands clean from Morgan’s current project- that is, trying to catch fish. He watched from a distance, sprawled out under the shady umbrella beside you, who snoozed along happily.

At first he just sort of glanced at  Morgan, watching him dip his hands in the water suddenly and withdraw with a disappointed grunt. It took all his attention when he realized disappointment was turning into hopeless frustration.

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fanon kaneki: cold, emotionless hardass who would fuck a rock into submission

canon kaneki: is the same lonely, neglected child that they always were, who overworks himself to death for the mere possibility of being loved by someone he loves. literally is his mother. who he unwillingly resents for never being there. what manga are u motherfuckers reading he’s literally represented as a weepy child every time we see inside his head. 

anonymous asked:

i must tell someone. AU where Tsubomi ask's Teru out and he says yes (he has no idea that mob likes her) and when Mob finds out he gets real sad but doesn't tell anyone and just tries to keep to himself. But Teru wont stop talking about how great Mob is and how hes worried mob's acting weird when he's with Tsubomi and she starts to see to shigeo's from Teru's POV and ends up having a slight crush on Mob with Teru. hence TerMobomi is born (or TsuTeruMob)

omg.. . this is really good i love this….tsuterumob….thats so relevant to my interests im SHOOK this is A GREAT IDEA

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tell me more about jay halstead’s past [22/∞]

  • I honestly love everything about Phil
  • •his sense of humor
  • •the way he can brighten up someone's day within 2 seconds
  • •the weird way he sticks his hands in his pockets
  • •his slightly crooked nose
  • •his toothy smile
  • •his obsession with lions
  • •the way he doesn't swear in his videos because little babies are watching
  • •his motive to put everyone before himself, but also take care of himself
  • •the amount of love in his eyes when he sees a Fan
  • •his hugs look amazing, I want one more than my highschool diploma
  • •his hair
  • •his northern accent
  • •his attempts at an american accent
  • •his awkwardness
  • •the way he attracts crazy but sane people
  • •Everything about his beautiful personality
  • Phil is an all around great person and I hope someday I'll get the chance to meet him
  • I AM PHIL TRASH #2, TURN ON YOUR LOCATION AND FIGHT ME DANIEL JAMES HOWELL
France Headcanons
  • Francis is not as frivolous with promiscuity as everything thinks he is. Yes, he enjoys physical intimacy, but he enjoys the romance aspect of love almost as much, if not more. He won’t jump in to bed with just anybody.
  • He easily falls in love with the idea of falling in love. I think this has lead to a lot of heartbreak for him, and as a result he shies away from love just as much as he is drawn to it. 
  • When he sees someone he’s attracted to, he daydreams about how he would woo/be wooed by them. Sometimes, he’ll dream up an entire relationship around a person before he’s snapped back to reality. 
  • He’s more complex than a simple “flirt”. 
  • He blushes quite easily, he’s just good at hiding it (read: long hair makes a great curtain)
  • He gives himself pep-talks in mirrors when feeling particularly self-conscious.
  • Love is love. He doesn't care what a person identifies as, he just wants to hold their hand. 
I respect [Thom Yorke] very much. He’s very shy and uncertain and doesn't reveal too much of himself. That’s why it’s quite hard for me to explain what he’s like. I can’t do him justice. But he’s a very special person. When he enters a room he affects the whole atmosphere in a very positive way. I also admire his great loyalty towards his band. He sees himself as a member and writer of Radiohead. His work is based on communication and understanding. He’s very down-to-earth and not egocentric at all.
—  Björk when asked about working with Thom Yorke (1999)

rainismyfavouritecolour  asked:

(1/2) I feel like sawamiyu would be more canon than miyusawa tbh bc let's face it - Miyuki is a lot more emotionally constipated and insecure than Eijun is. Sure, Miyuki can be incredibly coolheaded and strategic, he has great leadership abilities. But I see him more as someone who does it bc he HAS to. Ppl look to him automatically. So he goes and gets it done. But when he's worn down and tired at the end of the day he let's Eijun take the reigns, quite happily even if he doesn't show it much

(2/2) bc it’s nice to be taken care of for once. It’s nice to feel wanted and letting himself follow instead of (forced to be) leading. It takes trust and it probs wasn’t easy at first but now it’s natural for them to let Eijun take over - who of course doesn’t mind at all eue. He still insults Miyuki but they both know Eijun likes to feel in control and leading Miyuki for once (sry that’s all I have for now >.<)

*sobs* Thank you so much for the message!! I really enjoyed it! (◍•ᴗ•◍)

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1D in the Courtroom
  • Liam: *is the only one taking this shit seriously* *looking sharp in a suit and tie* *listens to his lawyer and does what he's told because he's liam*
  • Niall: *talks to the judge as if they're been friends for years* *goes on about how great it is to be back in Ireland* *easily charms the whole room when he takes the stand*
  • Harry: *watched Law & Order to prepare himself* *wears that fucking farmer's hat and one of his designer heeled boots to the court house* *keeps standing to yell "I OBJECT!" even tho he can't legally do that
  • Louis: *doesn't listen to what his lawyer tells him* *makes snide comments just loud enough to hear but not fully understand and then when the judge confronts hime, Louis acts all innocent* *goes skateboarding in the hallways of the courthouse during recess*
  • Z: *seeing 1D again makes him feel like it's 2014 and he's utterly confused* *ignores OT4* *but observes them from affair to get more info for his tell all coloring book*
  • What she says: I'm fine
  • What she means: Wolfgang Bogdanow is such a sweetheart and everyone paints him to be this murderous evil person who smiles when he kills but really he only kills to protect those he loves and he was abused as a child and his mother died and he was bullied all throughout school. He doesn't think he deserves happiness and blames Felix's injury on himself. Everyone sees him as this great evil person but he sings karaoke in bars and watches singing shows to relax and is a goof. In conclusion: Wolfgang Bogdanow is a gift that needs to be protected and loved

anonymous asked:

Jim's lecturing one day when, suddenly, his face goes completely blank, then bright red. He demises immediately, and cancels classes for the next week. It's that long before any of the students see Admiral Kirk or Captain Spock again. No explanation is offered, other than "personal reasons" but there are some crazy rumors about the hickeys that Kirk's uniform doesn't totally cover. (Jim can't bring himself to e mad about the overwhelming lust he felt during lecture. It was a really great week.)

Headcanon that none of the students know what’s going on, except for that one person who had a Vulcan neighbor growing up and is like


I’ll trade you a headcanon for a headcanon

clotpolesonly  asked:

Sterek prompt: Stiles working way too hard at school or on pack stuff, and Derek aggressively taking care of him because he obviously doesn't know how to take care of himself? bonus points if they're not dating yet and everyone kind of things they should be but Stiles doesn't realize it

Sterek Week Day 1 

(even though it’s Wednesday cut me some slack)

This got waaaaaaaaaay longer than I expected!!! But omg I couldn’t put this down. Thank you so much for sending me such a great prompt! I’m going to post this on ao3 and I’ll add the link when it’s up!

Stiles isn’t entirely sure how he didn’t see what was happening, but you know what they say: hindsight is 20/20.

Because when Derek Hale, your best friend’s weird, but totally hot, older brother shows up and offers to drive you and said best friend home for Christmas break the week of finals, how are you supposed to see it as anything but just a friendly gesture? And he definitely didn’t think about how weird it is that Derek asked if he could stay with him. Nope, not a bit. 

Naturally, Stiles is consumed with finals. Who wouldn’t be? He is in his fourth year and if he wants to graduate on time he needed to pass the classes that were only available once a school year. Otherwise he would need to retake them next fall. Which isn’t something he wants to consider.

In the haste of finals, Stiles is chained to his desk. No matter where that desk is, the library, his apartment, his work/study job. He burns the midnight oil at both ends and at first he doesn’t questions the food stocked up in the fridge, his laundry getting done, or the overall cleanliness of his apartment.

He simply doesn’t have time to notice.

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