he doesn't get enough attention

kingofthecrimsonblade  asked:

🔞 (feel free to ignore me if you want, I just want to interact with you because I enjoy reading your writing haha)

That man again… What was with people of this world and their goatees? More than anything though…

“Doesn’t the goatee get in the way of intimate relations?” 

Surely not many women were keen on having their faces dusted and poked at by chin hair.