So here’s the thing. The thing is that Yuuri Katsuki is mind-blowingly sexy and Viktor can’t even deal with it, and Yuuri sort of doesn’t even realize it? Like not in a “YOU DON’T KNOW YOUR BEAU-TI-FUL” type way, but in an Oops, that’s a sex way.
Yuuri obviously has many moments of very purposeful, planned seduction and they are successful without exception, but there are also things that he does without even thinking about them, and these are the things that sucker-punch Viktor in the gut with how hot they are.
Like, they’re making out and Yuuri pulls away and his eyes are narrow, there’s color high on his cheeks, his lips are red. He leans back in and licks Viktor’s lips in a straight line from his chin to his nose and in his head he’s going Oh this is weird but Viktor is dying, dying and going to heaven
They’re watching television and Yuuri is bored, flipping through his phone, leaning against one arm of the couch while Viktor is slumped against the other, Makkachin sprawled under his knees and his feet on Yuuri’s thighs. And apropos of nothing, without even looking away from his phone, Yuuri says, “I really want to suck your dick right now,” the same way that people say things like I could go for a pizza and Viktor goes hard so fast that he’s afraid he’s going to stroke out.
Viktor’s doing some yoga, or something, on the floor and when Yuuri comes in, he puts one foot on either side of Viktor’s body and shuffles up until he’s standing over Viktor’s hips, which is kind of funny and sexy in a cute way, and Viktor expects him to kneel down and they’ll make out for a little while or something. Instead, Yuuri–who’s in socks–slides his feet out from under himself, slowly, until he’s at Viktor’s level. He literally does a split on Viktor’s dick. “Hi,” says Yuuri, perfectly nonchalant, as klaxons blare in Viktor’s brain–something along the lines of Emergency, emergency, my husband is too hot, this is not a drill.