Top Left: “Oops We Got Married” AU It all started with a few too many shots and ended with
Louis drunkenly betting Harry to marry him – apparently “You won’t” is enough
incentive for both of them, because now they’re at a rundown motel with a 24
hour chapel, and they’re giggling and kissing in the pews as they wait their
turn. Except Louis sort of lost his buzz an hour or so ago, but he’s too afraid
to say anything. Where does ‘marrying your best friend under false pretenses’
fall in terms of moral ambiguity? (Louis almost calls it off right then and
there, until Harry admits he’s also dead sober, but… why not go home with one
hell of a story anyway?)
Top Middle: Bachelor
Party AU Harry and Louis decided the best plan for their joint bachelor
party was a boys’ night out in Vegas. Except now Niall is missing, Liam is
drunkenly belting out show tunes everywhere they go, and Harry won’t stop
crying over how excited he is to be Mr. Tomlinson. Apparently Louis is the only
one who can hold his liquor, and he’s going to need to be the one to come up
with a plan to get the Irish one back. If only he could remember where they
Hello so I was looking for a fanfic I read last year. It was a Hogwarts AU They hate each other and the teacher makes a curse that if they touch each other Phil gets hurt. They can only undo it if they love each other more than then they hated the other Okay I'm really bad at this I'm so sorry I'm German don't judge
A Wizard’s Misgivings - Dan Howell’s entire family has been in Slytherin, and there’s no doubt he’d supposed to end up there too. Phil Lester does’t exactly know what to do when he finds himself liking boys, so he’s usually just horrendously mean to them. Oh, and they happen to get cursed and can’t touch!
butch deloria is the kind of person who loves touching but is p starved for it bc of his shitty home life and his bullshit macho persona so when he does hug someone he does something like hold too tight or put his head in a weird spot and he Realizes and just freezes there and keeps the hug going for too long in the worst possible way, this has been a National PSA ✌️
How upset was Matt with Foggy when he got shot on S2 because I get that "he's in love with Karen" but hasn't he known Foggy for years and he protects her but not Foggy? I just don't understand why on top of that seeing Foggy with bandages and all he comes up with is "I don't need your permission". What did Foggy ever do to Matt?
It’s easy to miss but he does protect Foggy too! He pushes him over as he jumps on top of Karen. If he hadn’t shoved Foggy to the side the bullet would have hit Foggy’s chest dead-center instead of in his shoulder.
Matt has this real chivalrous/patronizing thing about protecting Karen which is probably why he jumped on her instinctively, but honestly I’d sit on Karen too because Foggy would sensibly curl into a ball until the gunfire stopped while Karen would sit up to mace the bullets and demand they tell her all their secrets.
Ray, because it’s Ray, and Mick doesn’t say it back but he nods and he hugs him so tight his ribs hurt and Ray knows that’s an answer and he’s so happy
Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background
Ray, because Mick still doesn’t keep a smartphone, but Ray also has Mick as his lock screen and his home screen and has dozens of pictures of him just saved to his phone because he’s a mess
Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror
Ray! And post it notes on the fridge, and sometimes he doodles sharpie love letters onto Mick’s scarred skin.
Who buys the other cheesy gifts
Mick buys Ray candy he likes, because to him that’s a gesture of true affection, and Ray is buying Mick ten cars right now he doesn’t know what money does anymore he has too much, someone stop him???
Who initiated the first kiss
Mick–he’s way more physical. He leans in and kisses Ray and Ray just blinks and sort of just–shakes himself a little in shock before diving in to kiss him again
Who kisses the other awake in the morning
Ray kisses Mick, because Mick isn’t awake before noon and Ray’s a morning person, but it usually results in Mick pulling him back into bed for more kissing, honestly.
Who starts tickle fights
Mick can’t be tickled so he wins by default, especially since Ray is massively ticklish!!
Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower
Ray asks, shy and worried Mick’s going to laugh at him, and is then practically thrown into the shower alongside him so Mick can bang him against the wall and help him wash out his deep conditioner, not necessarily in that order. (Ray’s just glad Mick’s being helpful!)
Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch
Mick: sup i was robbing a bank by Palmer Tech, here’s lunch I love you
Ray: SO ROMANTIC <3
Felicity: you know what? fuck it. i’m not getting paid enough to care
Who was nervous and shy on the first date
Mick, actually, because Ray pulled out all the stops there is a swan in a champagne fountain, he hired an orchestra, and Mick’s like i’m not..worth…this… and Ray’s like YES YOU ARE LET’S GET MARRIED RIGHT NOW
Who kills/takes out the spiders
Mick, who likes them. Ray is a big gentle doofus who’s afraid of crushing them with his fucking truckasaurus hands
Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk
Raaaay, who despite his size is an utter lightweight, because he only drinks once in a blue moon, but Mick finds tipsy Ray super endearing
mfw this is the first time i’ll have written anything for berseria SWEATS NERVOUSLY….. and especially because of that i hope you like it mist!! huff here’s hoping i did our ship justice
11. things you said when you were drunk
“You remem’er that time,” Eleanor slurs, and Rokurou grabs
the wobbling glass out of her hand before it can crash into the floor. He doesn’t
really care about paying for damaged property, but he knows she’d be upset about
it in the morning. “When we were getting—y’know, blown away?”
He tries to recall what she’s talking about, he really does.
It’s just, well. There are way too
many times she could be talking about, both literally and figuratively.
“Not exactly. Remind me again?”
“You know! You were reaaaaaal close to me.” She shifts
closer, out of her chair and practically into his lap with her back facing him.
“And you had your arms all like this.” Lifting both his arms, she puts one
across her chest to grab her shoulder and pulls the other to wrap around her by
her waist. “And then you held me reaaaaaally tight to you, so I didn’t blow
She leans back into him, her hair brushing against his
cheek. They’re in a bar, Eleanor’s cheeks are about as red as her hair, and
with her in his lap and his arms wrapped around her, he doesn’t even blink as
“Oh, you mean back at the earthpulse, right?”
“Exactly!” She giggles, patting the arm holding her shoulder
with both her hands. “See, I knew you’d remember.”
He leans forward, resting his chin in the crook between her
neck and shoulder. When he presses his cheek against her neck, the collar of her
shirt does nothing to hide the heat of her skin. “And what about that time?”
“You should do that more often,” she says, the drawl in her
voice from alcohol but the warmth all her, all Eleanor. Turning slightly to
face him better, she leans closer, and her lips find the corner of his mouth as
she says, “Hold me like this.”
Rokurou smiles, holds her closer and laughs against her
Here have some of my “it was 3 am and I couldn’t sleep and all I could think about was one piece” questions:
I’m no expert on buffness but Ace and Zoro look pretty much the same kind of buff to my untrained eyes. And Zoro is that way because boi stays on the training and exercise like brook stays on the yohohohos. So….like….does Ace train obsessively every day? I feel like he’d be too…rambunctious? restless? to make a point of training for a good bit of the day, every day. To the extend that Zoro does, i mean. Also hot and sweaty ace
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Next question: Was it ever stated why Kuma was called the Tyrant? Also how’d he go from pirate to revolutionary to government dogborg? How did the marines not realize he was floating as a Revo? Is Dragon actually okay with Kuma going full ‘Borg for the marines? Did he not care at all? Or did Kuma do it all on his own? Did Dragon know and try and stop him and Kuma did it anyway? Or did Dragon come up with the idea? When Kuma first became a Revo…how did that happen? Was Dragon just like I like this big paw bear he is mine now?
grant/rikki whatever i decide to name him i imagine to be like about 15 when his sister Maria is around 5-6, so typically in his teenage angst phase.
He’s probably like, embarrassed by the rep his father has. Its more than likely even as time passes Chick is still ridiculed for his actions during his piston cup win, like hes taking that to his car grave. His son pretty much takes a lot of crap for it too, and while he does care about his dad he feels ashamed for him and has called him out on it. (ohohoho a spicy angst) He doesn’t really want to get into racing, like at all. Chick I can see being like. “Okay I won’t force you”, since i personally HC chick himself didn’t 100% want to be in racing but his father was probably the one to get him into it with the whole we are a family of winners line. I can see chick really not wanting to be the person his father was to him towards his own kids.
Maria is the complete opposite of her brother. She’s very much into racing and loves going to work with her parents, and wants to be just like her mother some day. She watches old video recordings of her dad racing and recreates them with her toys. She’s very young and very clingy. She doesn’t like having to be separated from her parents or her brother, even if her brother likes more alone time and doesn’t like to be bothered much (tho bc he cares he babysits her sometimes)
Thats p general and mostly fits into any au, but i also HC specifically in the human au that chick and nat probably had their kids like, very unplanned. When Nat had their firstborn son, they were both focused a lot on their careers as casters and analysts ppl and weren’t really planning to settle down at all. But they both agreed that they wanted to raise the child together and things worked out and when they were more comfortable with each other oh look u have a little sister now.
this is pretty rambly aa (and im usually a decent and coherent writer when it comes to my ideas) I might explain things better, later when im more awake
Where did you hear that minseok's family is well respected in Guri? Just wondering since I never see anything about his family and i'm super intrigued! :)
A year ago a girl put a selfie with him and it turned out it was his cousin which is a violinist in a big orchestra. And on pann, exo ls from his city/ people who went to school with Minseok said that his family works in the educational sistem, that they put education on the first place and that is admirable.
Now, pann is not to be trusted 100% but knowing how he protects the privacy of his family so strictly and yeah, he does it so fans don’t get involved but, I think he does it too because they have jobs/ a status that doesn’t let them be exposed to the public eye
Hormones are a-raging for most fifteen year olds, even telepathic geniuses like young Max Francis Xavier. He is deep in the throes of first love with the brilliant but shy Jean Grey, and is trying to work out all the important stuff - does he tell her (she already knows Max, she’s a telepath too remember?); does he do anything about it (Ororo and his Aunt Raven say yes, Daddy says be patient and Papa is staying out of it); and how to handle a possible rival for her affections (that would be a much taller and more grown-up Scott Summers).
He is also trying to make up his own mind and find a happy balance between his parents’ still somewhat opposing ideaologies (though you’d think they could give those old arguments a rest after living and working together for eight years).
Ask me a question about one of my fics or series. It can be absolutely anything in any project and I will tell you the honest-to-goodness answer (even on the progress/plans for next chapters of current series).
it’s andrew giving in to an impulse he’s been fighting off because he knows deep down kissing neil would not be anything like kissing roland. because he cares about neil and he hates it but he knows that there’s no turning back now
it’s neil figuring out that he really does wantthis but still unsure if it’s worth the risk
it’s andrew saying ‘tell me no’ and neil not saying anything because he’s kind of in the middle of a crisis and he wants to kiss andrew, he doesn’t want to say ‘no’ but he can’t say ‘yes’ yet either
and it’s andrew pushing neil away even though he doesn’t tell him ‘no’ because he didn’t say ‘yes’ either and he knows that even if he had neil isn’t in any state of mind to be able to give consent
that kiss on the roof is the start of everything and andrew is terrified of falling but he’s really too late to stop it