he did not say

things i want louis to do: 

  • graphic novels
  • dubbing a disney / pixar character 
  • solo album, featuring, music projects 
  • songwriting for/with other A-list artists like he is 
  • acoustic concerts where he plays piano and guitar and he can play the kazoo i dont care just PLAY INSTRUMENTS 

Candle Jack: Excuse me, Freakazoid, is there anything I should do?

Freakazoid: Hmmmm.  Why don’t you stay here and…scare the professor!

Candle Jack: Marvelous.

Professor Jones: AHHHHHHHHHHH!


PS - This is a really niche quote/joke, but I love it so much

Sherlock : [In a crowd and can’t find Jim] This calls for drastic measures.

Sherlock : [uses hands like a megaphone] IS THAT SHERLOCK AND MOLLY KISSING?!

Jim : [appears out of nowhere] what whAT ATLEAST ONE OF THEM WAS SUPPOSED TO END UP WITH ME

Sherlock : [blinks] wait a moment

Molly : [In the background] did he just say atleast one?

anonymous asked:

This may be an unpopular opinion but I think there was no misinterpretation of Harry's quote in the RS interview. It's in brackets "She's a huge part of the album," says Styles. "Sometimes you want to tip the hat, and sometimes you just want to give them the whole cap ...  and hope they know it's just for them." He offered that information. He did have to. I feel like whoever it is he's talking about, he wanted them to know.

he def did say that, I think my point is that the interviewer today said basically “hey I heard this is all about one woman” and Harry was like, hey…this is MY album, these are my feelings, u know? like sure he has influence from past relationships but that RS quote does not equal “this entire album is about ____” and I feel like some media/fans took it that way. He definitely still said it though, and I like that he did. I think today he just wasn’t about to discuss it, nor should he have to.


Hairline Steels talking about “stuff like equality”

oh my god we’re watching the game and that commercial where jonesy is like “show me sidney crosby stats” to his tv came on while jackalope was brushing his teeth and he literally burst out of the bathroom and screamed “WHAT DID HE JUST SAY” bc he thought he said “show me sidney crosby’s ass” and now i’m crying bc tbh that would 100% be me if i had that tv

anonymous asked:

Hey so what do you think of Harry's answers in general on the interview ?

thought he did a great job, said what he needed to say. Two kinda controversial ones I guess would be the politics one, which I thought he did a great job with, he’s not going to start rhyming off policies n shit. But he did make a statement about his own views in a simple, concise way and I thought that was great, he feels really strongly about people being treated equally. He did it eloquently and didn’t overstep himself.

When the interviewer asked him about how the album was “all about a girl” which I feel has been taken out of context completely from his RS interview (and also you must be rly dumb to believe that every song is about the same thing or the same girl) he just made sure to make the point that it’s about his views on things, it’s his album, and it’s about his feelings. So kudos to him! Thought he was great.

anonymous asked:

Hi there! For the 5-sentence prompt thing: "You *shaved*? WHY?"

“You were the one who said it was gettin’ too bushy!” McCree replies indignantly to Hanzo’s outcry.

“I only meant you should trim it so that I could see your face, not rid yourself of it entirely,” Hanzo says as he reaches up and takes McCree’s face between both hands, thumbs stroking down his jaw on either side, seeking out any sign of the facial hair that had been there not three hours ago. Without the wild, untamed beard, McCree looks some ten years younger, less like a dashing outlaw and a little more … something that Hanzo can’t quite place. 

“You don’t like it?” McCree asks, and there’s a hint of hurt or worry in his voice, something that could very well be fake, given that it’s McCree, but which makes Hanzo stop up short nonetheless.

“I did not say that,” he says, and brushes a kiss against the stubble-free corner of McCree’s mouth.

bts reaction: you say i love you

request -  bts reaction for the first time you say i love you

a/n - don’t forget to request a reaction if you’d like !!

kim seokjin - it probably slipped out of your mouth when he did something funny, and he’d just stop and go like  。゚( ゚^∀^゚)゚。 because of how you’re trying to hide your face, saying it back so many times that you just go like  (o˘◡˘o)

oh my goodness!!! say it again!!!!  (⌒▽⌒)☆ ‘

Originally posted by myloveseokjin

min yoongi - you say it to him when the room is quiet and you guys are alone, and when you do you act like its nothing and he just turns his head and goes  (・・ ) ? did she rly just say that my heart is going to combust but he’d whisper it back and carry on with whatever he’s doing

just so you know, i love you too.’

Originally posted by fyeahbangtaned

jung hoseok - the definition of extra. jumps around and goes like  \(≧▽≦)/because he’s so happy that the feeling is mutual. he’d see you blushing and his heart would go like  (((o(*°▽°*)o))) so hard that he’d lose his breath

yah!!! i’m so happy my jagiya loves ME!!! :D’ holy fuck i love jhope

Originally posted by fyeahbangtaned

kim namjoon - heart warms so much that he has to sit down. you said it to him when he cracked a joke and it just came out, making his face go  (*ノωノ) along with  (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄) on the inside since when he said it back it came out in a faint whisper LOOK AT YOONGI ASDDHAKJA

‘aish, jagiya, look what you do to me’

Originally posted by mvssmedia

park jimin - the one that blushes more than you. hides his face in the pillow, goes like  (ノ*°▽°*)  (⌒ω⌒) times a million. heart races when you kiss his cheek afterwards, saying it back while his voice cracks AW

i lOVe you too’ that was supposed to be the voice crack lol

Originally posted by ohparkjimin

kim taehyung - just like jhope, but probably a bit more soft about it. pinches your cheeks and pecks your lips while his heart goes like  (ノ´ヮ`)ノ*: ・゚ since he’s been waiting for you to say it for sososo long and when you finally do he just feels like ☆ ~(‘▽^人) 

AWWWW, come here!!!’

jeon jungkook - you told him when he came back with your food when you were over at his house, and let me tell you this boy almost dropped your fries i would’ve drop kicked him while his heart went like  (◕‿◕) as he said it back, still shaking

i - uh - love you too  (o・ω・o) ‘

Originally posted by blackandwhitebangtan

(52) Gladio’s pick-up lines.

Gladio: With all your experience you’ve become a very wonderful cook, Iggy.
Ignis: Why, thank you. That’s nice from you.
Gladio: But you’re so selfish. Keeping the best, nicest set of buns to yourself, huh? 
Ignis: And I’m not sharing them with you.

In these days of performative Director bashing please know:

  • It’s okay to acknowledge he has a hot voice
  • It’s okay to think he’s a silver fox
  • It’s okay if you wish he’d been able to have a good life with Allison
  • It’s okay to imagine how things would have been with his family if he hadn’t committed heinous crimes or emotionally abused his child

What’s not okay is excusing his behavior or saying he was justified in anything he did just because he’s hot. 

But what’s also not okay is bashing people for appreciating a well-written villain and being willing to imagine a different timeline for him. Like, hate the Director all you want–he was a horrible person–but don’t go out of your way to post mean things about people who find him intriguing or who wish things had turned out differently.

Headcanon for Jason Todd W/ short S/O

Anon: “can you do headcaon for Jason with a short and shy Y/N cuz I love Jason with a shy y/n it’s dame cute can you imagine Jason just pike her up for a hug or a kiss? yes it’s cute 😹”

Schninner: I FINALLY HAVE SOME FREE TIME TO WRITE!!!!! So Here you go lovely anon! I hope you like it! It’s also kinda short, sorry!

  • Well, let’s just start this off by stating the obvious, he thinks your pretty freakin adorable
  • Like, he makes it his mission to tell you this every time he sees you.
  • He is also EXTREMELY protective.
  • Some dooface: *makes fun of your height*
  • He picks you up very often.
  • “Jason, you know I have legs, right?”
  • “I know, But This is so much better.”
  • He knows your shy, but he loves stealing kisses from you when out in public
  • He does this so he can see you blush
  • This is actually the main thing that drives him to show PDA
  • NOTHING TO BAD! He doesn’t have to; all he needs to do is hold your hand to make you blush
  • And I agree, he would DEFINITLY pick up his S/O when giving her a kiss :D
  • Whenever you feel insecure about your height, he reminds you that you are the perfect and beautiful

Listen, baekhyun is always praising yixing, esp when he speaks korean and is nervous, baek just says he did really well! Sometimes he helps him and makes sure he understands and praises him afterwards. He’s always the first , if not one of the first ppl , to bring him up when yixing cant be with the rest of them. When yixing turned his back on stage and cried bc he felt bad he couldnt be around more for both exo and us, baek immediately consoled him and said it was ok. Hes always telling us to support yixing. Like… baekhyun adores yixing so much and is like his biggest fan and listen!!! To!! Me!! Im love it.

anonymous asked:

What post euro comment did Grebs gave?

About Elena Eremina he sais he’s pleased with her results, on bars he’s happy she got the Nabieva to Pak consistent enough and hit it every time in competititon. He thinks she can also challenge for gold. He’s pleased with the all the girls’ performances, especially Eremina, who attented a big senior competition for the first time. She showed upgraded routines on three events, and could’ve had bronze in the AA. He thanked Kapitonova for her performances, because she was sick before they came to Euros, and she couldn’t train for a week, but still ended up in the top 10 AA.


Theseus Scamander casting is NOT official confirmation, only a RUMORED casting choice

Can I just please point out to everyone that the Variety exclusive about the casting of Theseus Scamander is only RUMOR??

It said that he is reportedly “in talks” to play the role, it did not say he was confirmed 100% to take on the role. There has been no official confirmation from the studio or JK Rowling herself.

I know news headlines likes to exaggerate but he is not yet playing the role.

An actor “in talks” is just what it is, he’s “in talks” - talks fall through all the time, especially when it comes to casting actors, and it’s more than likely he is one of many that a studio may be in talks with. This would not be the first time an actor is supposedly “in talks” and official casting comes and it’s actually someone else.

Yes he could very well be officially announced as Theseus, but that hasn’t happened yet so let’s not get ourselves into a frenzy just because an actor is RUMORED and “in talks” for a part.

Someone “in talks” is not confirmation, news sites should know better to run with headlines that make it seem so.

This is not a casting confirmation announced, THIS IS A REPORTED RUMOR.

Callum Turner is “in talks” to play Theseus, he is NOT CONFIRMED to be Theseus yet, not officially.

anonymous asked:

did he just say..."I'm waiting for my porno to load" ??? A great start! 😂 (in the anon who's listening to BMC for the 1st time) (I'll tag myself as -A) -A

i love the first lyric of be more chill. so inspiring :)

“See look, they are WAY cooler than I am. Look at that. Sexy. A dreamboat. Get a new lock screen you egg!”

Red is quick to snap a picture, drool pooling between his fangs.  “asgore’s beard, this party is where it’s at.  that one can be my general phone background.  i’m keepin’ the lockscreen.”  He calls out toward the table, “hey, stretch.  did’ja say you wanted this?”

“yep,” comes the muffled reply.

“wellll, i might could be persuaded to not post this on the undernet.  but you’re gonna have to admit i’m a hell of a lot sexier than stretch.”