While I’m trying to enjoy my day off and work on a comic page, my brother decided to leave this asshole with me so he can go fishing with it parents.
I let him go outside for 10 minutes cause he gave me the sad puppy eyes, I hear him bark a few times, and quiet.
I get worried, cause he barks a lot when he’s bored, and go to bring him in. He isn’t in the backyard anymore. I start to panic cause I find my brother didn’t close the gate to the front of the house.
So I’m calling him, which his name is Bacon, so it sounds like I’m offering Bacon to anyone in the neighborhood, and I find him in the driveway, just lounging in the shade of the house.
Thank you for not running off like any other dog.
You don’t get to go outside anymore though. Not on my half assed watch.