Date a girl who, okay, the other night, I mean like, last night, she had the most screwed up dream ever. Ever. I mean, it was like a freaking acid trip, not that she, uh, advocates, uh, drugs, because drugs are bad, and stuff. Anyway, her dream, her dream was like, she, um, she was in a warehouse, and there were all these guys in Santa suits sort of doing this big dance thing, and they couldnt see her, or something. I dont know. And then one of the Santa guys was like, a really fat guy, and he didnt, uh, didnt want to do the dance, and he, uh, was the only one who could see her, so he was like, Look! LOOK! but no one else could see her, so she started— he started chasing her, chasing her. And she was like, in a car, but he was faster than the car, and suddenly he jumped out in front of her, in front of the car, and he started screaming, only it was like a Bigfoot scream, and it sounded so creepy coming from a, uh, Santa guy.
In the dream she was like AHH!! and she hit the breaks, only the, uh, break pedal was broken, and it was actually a gas pedal, so she plowed over the Santa guy, and he went under the front tires, and then under the back tires, and then for some reason when he hit the back tires the front of the car flew up, and then she was suddenly in a flying car, only it was like a hovercraft.
And then there was this big part that she cant really remember, but she was in the hover craft thing and she was like, uh, looking around for this house, and when she finally got to the house, like, she— there was the button on the door and when she pressed the button, the door opened and a freaking scary old dead guy ch- uh, popped out of door, and he was on rockets.
And he grabbed her but she got loose, and then she ran in the house and hid in the bathroom, but there were these like, uh, TVs in the bathroom, and then something happened, she’s not sure what happened, but she was like at a bowling alley, and there was, all the the bowling balls were uh, uhh, dead president heads, and then she started shrinking, and then the Abraham Lincoln head tried to eat her, and then she woke up.
It was really scary, she’s so brave you should date her