once artemi popped in the photo i was struggling to get everyone in the frame since i’m a whole 5'2, so he was coaching me on how to get everyone in the frame and i forgot it was a live photo? and just went back and realized he said “you got it” once it worked haha also why i look so focused.
these books are also weird because everyone for some reason is constantly referred to as their nationality or ethnicity (“the irish boy said”). but butler just gets “eurasian.” do you know how many god damn counties there are in europe and asia?????? where the fuck is he FROM
Oh I like this. This is a really interesting concept, these characters are all so amazing. I very much wish to see what antics this little evil Irish nugget comes up with next. This is great.
Yay! My sweet babies are back and frolicking in the snow! Wow wow they have teamed up to save Daddy Fowl this is perfect!
Arty's back to his old shenanigans! Uh oh, Butler seems to have died!! But Arty will save him, oh yes he will. A bad man is put to justice, and lil' baby Arty shows his sweet insides.
Oops, Opal is back! How unfortunate! But the dream team will know how to handle her. Trolls and farting dwarves and cuteness. I knew Artemis would remember everything!
Ooooooh! Things are getting kind of dark, but everything is fine, they can hold it together! Wow Holly died! But of course it's not permanent! Artemis will save the day once again!
Whoa this is trippy! Maybe.. maybe Artemis isn't... as precious as I think... he... no,no that can't be, he'll come through! And he does... after he... lies... to- no, I must stay positive! Artemis is pure. He is holy. He is perfect. Everything will be fine.
W-what. Artemis can't be sick, he can't be! I... I don't know what to think about anything anymore... who won this time? I don't know... I don't... know...
Happiness is a lie. Life is not what it seems. Opal will win, the world will be her's and there is nothing they can do to stop it. Everything is in vain. But Artemis lives on...