he can and does bring you there

anonymous asked:

Are Rhodey and Peper elves two? Does Happy manage the reindeer?

Happy’s a human but he’s one of Tony’s dearest friends. Tony begs and begs for special permission to bring Happy to visit but Joseph never allows it. When Steve first arrives he’s too nervous to ask him.

Rhodey has no problem with it though. “Hey so Tony has this friend and I trust him to keep his mouth shut so tell Tony he can bring him up.” “And I should trust you why?” Steve asks. Rhodey gives him a very long stare. “Rogers, you haven’t been here very long, so I’m gonna give you a pass, but Tony’s gonna be saving your ass from here to eternity, so stay on his good side, okay?” And. Well. Tony does save Steve’s ass, so Steve awkwardly sidles up to Tony and says, “Uh, you… you can bring Happy up here if you want?” Tony beams at him even if he’s super confused as to how Steve learned about Happy.

Happy is built like a brick house and Tony has to take two steps for every one of his so Happy just gives him piggyback rides. Steve finds this simultaneously hilarious and irritating because he knows if he offered Tony a piggyback ride he would get punched in the face. Again. (Bucky just finds it hilarious because Happy doesn’t even fucking ask, he just scoops Tony up and his choice is either to hold on, squawking, or fall.)

Happy has a huge crush on Pepper and he doesn’t bother trying to hide it. It’s strange seeing Pepper flustered when Happy compliments her easy as breathing. Steve and Bucky give Pepper smug smirks when they see her staring blushingly after Happy and she huffs and stomps off in embarrassment. It’s worth it after wondering if she would actually eat their innards.

(“Hey so if you ever hurt Tony I’m gonna bust your heads together like a couple of eggs,” Happy says amicably before he leaves. Steve and Bucky find this much preferable to everyone saying they’re going to eat their guts for breakfast. “Okay.” Happy smiles at them. “His favorite food is cheeseburgers and he likes them a little pink. But only a little.” They like Happy.)

RWBY JAZZ AU IDEA

Kay guys, I have an idea for a RWBY AU that I think would be both cute (due to shipping reasons) and charming in every way an AU can be.

  • It’s a Live Jazz Cafe AU where every weekend they have a ‘group night’, so that live jazz bands can perform (rather than the cafés usual players).
  • The café is called Beacon, and run by Ozpin. Glynda handles financials, Oobleck does drinks at the bar with Port and Ironwood is the 'security’ detail. (I say 'security’ because he doesn’t do much. It’s a pretty calm place)
  • On these weekends they bring in the usual band 'Red Juniper’, consisting of exactly who you’re expecting (minus Weiss).
  • Ruby plays bass guitar and sometimes fills in as lead singer.
  • Blake does drums. She’s not big on being noticed on stage.
  • Yang does Saxophone (Her and Blake are very casually dating).
  • More often than not she breaks out in a solo without telling the others, but they don’t mind too much, sinse shes really good.
  • All of team Juniper is also part of the band and EVERYONE IS FINE. YES. EVEN PYRRHA.
  • Jaune sometimes sings and plays the guitar (like the sweet lil beb he is)
  • Nora plays the trumpet (loudly) and sometimes plays more than she should, like Yang.
  • Ren plays the clarinet. That’s it.
  • Oh also he’s dating Nora, and they are VERY happy together.
  • Pyrrha is the lead singer of the group (she’s amazing by the way).
  • She especially likes it when she and Jaune sing duets.
  • Jaune and Pyrrha haven’t been dating for long (not like Nora and Ren) but they’re just as cutesy around eachother.
  • Weiss is the heiress to 'Schnee Electronics’, and as you expect shes not allowed out much.
  • But, one weekend, she gets time away from the company and decides to step out of her comfort zone and visit a little café called 'Beacon’.
  • No one recognises her, well except the owner when he bumps into her.
  • She orders a cocktail and picks a closed off booth, because privacy is nice.
  • “Attention customers, please welcome for their first performance of the night, 'Red Juniper!”
  • 'This is good, even if that Saxophone player has NO regard for volume levels. Hmm? Who’s that to the side? That’s a lot of red. Ooh, the Bassist! She’s good. And pretty cute. Heck, she’s REALLY cute! …fuck.’
  • And so it goes on. Weiss comes back a few weekends and eventually Ruby notices her as well, which leads to a lot of blushing on both their parts.
  • Yang steps in to help, obviously.
  • Numbers are exchanged, maybe a few drinks after each performance. The usual.
  • I was also thinking that Ruby and Jaune work their as a waitress and waiter and that’s how they met, and eventually started the band.
  • Pyrrha is a professional singer and her and Jaune met when 'Beacon’ wanted to hire her, and she saw Jaune stumble over his own feet dropping glasses everywhere. Not because he’d seen the red haired beauty on stage, definitely not.
  • Nora and Ren are childhood friends, and work in the same fitness centre. Nora as a personal trainer, Ren as a Yoga instructor. Some people say they clash as a couple, others say they balance eachother out.
  • Yang is a full time mechanic, mainly working with motorbikes. But, she goes to the gym regularly so she’s good friends with Nora.
  • One day, she spotted a really beautiful black haired woman reading while on the treadmill and decided she wanted to know this woman, even if she is a bit weird. And romance was born.
  • Blake is a casual writer, but she reads more than she writes. Its not very good for her income.
  • One day in the gym she got approached by a really pretty blonde who made some pun about the book she was reading, it was kinda funny so she gave her a chance. So far, she has no regrets about it.
  • Blake is a little sensitive about commitments because of her last boyfriend Adam, so she tries to keep her interactions with Yang to a minimum out of fear, even though she wants to spend more time with her.
  • Every so often she’ll spend time at Yang and Ruby’s apartment (because they live together) and she can honestly say they’re some of her happier times. The sisters are just a joy to be around.
  • Weiss is the Heiress to her family’s company, so there’s a lot of stress on her 24/7.
  • The only thing she enjoys more than her visits to 'Beacon’ on weekends to see that cute black haired girl with red highlights, are when her sister visits. A fine change from the constant schedules her father has her on.

Anyway that’s all the ideas I have so far, I might draw some art for it? Maybe write a little? If you hadn’t guessed it’ll be mainly Whiterose, but still with a lot of Bumblebee, because BEES MATTER! Anyway, let me know what you think. Your thoughts are always appreciated.

anonymous asked:

okay, bill knows when you're done. he's memorized your body, and he knows when you are spent and just can't handle anymore stimulation. and so he brings everything to a close and says "you were such a good girl for me, i'm so proud." and then helps soothe and calm you and does whatever else you need him to do to get you comfortable

Ugh he’d be so attentive. Bill would know the way your breathing would get shallower and your pussy would be so sensitive that you couldn’t even close your legs all the way without it hurting. So you’d just lay across the bed, shivers running all over your body. He’d know he did his job for the evening. You’re completely spent and all your cares have drifted away. He’d wrap you in a blanket and pull you into his lap on the bed and press kisses on your temple. “Relax love, you did so well. I knew you could do it, I told you you could.” He wouldn’t expect you to speak, having been screaming for the past hour. But he’d like when you’d nuzzle your face into his neck. “I’m still tingling.” You’d whisper. He turn his head and give you a concerned look. “You want me to check?” And you’d slowly open your legs, revealing how swollen you still are. “Ah, ok sweet girl. I know just the thing”. He’d slowly move you off his lap to draw you a hot bath, that will relax all your muscles.

anonymous asked:

Can I have Reaper surprising his Talon crush at the Talon christmas party and asking her to dance? (and maybe admitting his crush under the mistletoe?? Thank you)

  • Reaper’s not the best at being subtle
  • Especially when he’s trying to be
  • Honestly, he’s a mess
  • Chances are everyone knows he’s got a thing for you even before he does
  • Tries to dress up real spiffy for the party
  • Or as spiffy as he can without showing his face or much skin
  • Brings you a flower and everything when he comes to ask you to dance
  • The flower probably ends up behind your ear and the two of you twirl along
  • He’s an incredible dancer
  • He’s probably flustered up until the point of actually dancing
  • It gives him something else to think about
  • But he goes right back to a mess when the dance is over
  • Especially when you point out that you’ve ended the dance under a sprig of mistletoe off to the side of the dancefloor
  • He probably stumbles over his words a lot
  • Tries to come up with some excuse
  • So you give him a lil peck on the mask to shut him up
  • It works
  • Then he takes off his mask and uses it to block other people’s view of him giving you a much more proper smooch
  • Afterwards, you’re as flustered as he is, maybe more so
  • He may or may not try to explain himself
  • You may or may not kiss him again in response
  • This mistletoe belongs to you two for the rest of the night

ertes  asked:

Muriel trying to comfort MC after a nightmare

(nothing but love for my boy, hoe)

Waking up with nothing but those images of fire and red was always a mixed feeling. It’s like dumping yourself into the aqueducts in the winter months, when it’s cold and dirty from the monsoons and you wish you hadn’t done that. It’s stepping back from cold sweat and tears into hot pants of breath and dread and the creepy crawlies you just can’t seem to shake off, get them off get them off get them off-

Huge warm arms wrap around you then, with a rumble deeper than the ocean. That unmistakable scent of myrrh is there too, and suddenly, those invisible insects disperse, leaving just you, and him.

Muriel holds you tighter, pulls you to his chest. He knows a thing or two about nightmares. It’s a mutual understanding. He doesn’t speak, almost never does. 

A spell all on it’s own, this. You and him and the warmth he brings when he holds you like this. Chapped lips, rough, press onto your forehead. Reverent. Quiet.  Your breath comes back to you then, and the shivers slowly shake themselves out of your system. 

It’s these moments where the silence is drowned over the love and care he gives you, the understanding. 

Muriel is here, at these times. He’s here.

My Dog Got Me A Job?

Ok, so friday night is Fiance’s D&D night, and since I’m bushed by the end of the week, so I usually go get a pizza and spend the night watching murder mysteries and writing trashy fic with Charlie.

This is Charlie:

So last month I take him with me to get pizza, and for funsies, we walk around the shopping center and pass by this specialty butcher/fishmonger place. I stuck my head in the door to see what they had becuase you don’t bring your dog into places without permission.

“Hi! I just wanted to see what you have on offer her-”

“OH MY GOD CAN I GIVE YOUR DOG A BONE?”  Yells the lady inside.  We come in and suddenly my little brat is The World’s Most Perfect Angel ™ because there is steak on offer and does his best doe-eyed begging at her and the rest of the staff and was all around very charming.  He got a beef bone (raw, which is safe for dogs as long as they’re supervised whilst chewing and you toss it if it starts to get gross, I asked the vet) and fussed over and all in all it was a very good time.

Friday, I go back for my semi-weekly pizza, pop in to say Hi, and the nice lady that runs the shop asks “WHERE’S CHARLIE?” and I explain that he’s staying with my parents for finals, we talk about her dog, we talk about school, we talk about the crap job market and I mention that I had a passing knowledge of butchering technique and still had my food handler’s permit.

“Look, my apprentice is leaving in February.”  She says. “If you get your permit re-upped by then you can have his job.  But you also have to bring Charlie.”

So, uh… Yeah, starting in Feb I have an apprentice butchering job? Because my dog is cute?

cue training montage that I do not have enough ink or stamina to finish

Courtship: Venus Signs

This will be categorized by the elements

Earth Signs want commitment and a lasting partnership.

Capricorn Venus: You can come off extremely aloof, but you know damn well what you want in a partner. Time is not a problem for you, because you can go the rest of your life alone waiting for the person that is up to fulfill your needs and meets your standards. While other Venus signs may battle with depression if they are single, you focus your energies on building your career or finances. However, if you have a water Mars sign, this can create a bit of an imbalance because while you are perfectly fine being alone, you might hear a voice in the back of your head that wants to be loved and partnered with. (Compatible Venus signs are: Capricorn, Taurus and Virgo. Wild Card would Scorpio & Aquarius)

Taurus Venus: The ideal partner is in your mind, you might feel as if no one around you is worthy. The heart of the Taurus Venus works a lot like the show, The Bachelor. You will have many suitors but none of them might meet the mark. Perhaps you have many and they are all eligible, this would be the time for you to test them to see who is willing to go the farthest in the name of love. Luxury and comfort are important to you, so those who want to win over a Taurus Venus should keep that in mind. Much like Capricorn, you can wait forever until you find the one. (Compatible Venus signs are: Capricorn, Taurus and Virgo. Wild Card would Libra & Pisces)

Virgo Venus: Virgo, you do not chase anyone, you let them all come to you. Those that are partnered with you might not understand you. You are the doting lover but will not reciprocate any warmth. Virgo Venus prefers to be practical in their relationships, including demonstrations of love. Do not expect them to shower you with compliments, text messages that are filled with lovely words or orchestrated performances. They will provide you with what you need. If your Virgo Venus partner sees that you need help financially to pay for a class, she will go out of her way to pay it for you. This Venus sign is practical and not emotional. Virgo Venus tests their partners covertly to see how devoted they are. If they feel betrayed, they will silently dream of greener pastures until they feel that it is the right time to move on. (Compatible Venus signs are: Capricorn, Taurus and Virgo. Wild Card would Scorpio & Cancer)


Fire Signs want the thrill and excitement. An intoxicating romance.

Sagittarius Venus: Love is a game and people are here for entertainment. You will point to your partner with your invisible bow and arrow and then hope that they are captivated with you. It is hard for a Sagittarius to understand what love means, especially when they can fall in love with multiple people (or so they think). When the Sagittarius falls hard, they truly understand the meaning of love, the problem is that even if they are in a comfortable scenario, the ache to find something better will always fill the back of their minds. If a partner is able to provide them with the right amount of freedom, they will not feel restricted and will flourish in the relationship. Boredom, like Gemini can creep in and make them want to vanish, which is why they are drawn to the most creative and the most unattainable. The more impossible the prospects of the relationship are, the harder the Sagittarius falls. It all boils down to balance. (Compatible Venus signs are: Aries, Sagittarius and Leo. Wild Card would be Aquarius & Libra)

Aries Venus: Aries loves the chase because they love going after what they want. It is easy for fire to fall, but keeping that flame alive is the true battle. This sign is no different from Sagittarius in that they need to be stimulated physically and mentally in order to stay in love. Aries, you are the spark and you will easily go after you want, the issue will be that once you’ve won the person, the game is over and you might get…bored. You enjoy being in love, you enjoy being paired up but your lack of commitment can make you seem selfish. Do not be surprised if an Aries Venus promises you the moon and the stars on Monday and disappears on Tuesday; chances are they have promised the same thing to someone else. (Compatible Venus signs are: Aries, Sagittarius and Leo. Wild Card would be Aquarius & Scorpio)

Leo Venus: Leo loves the glamour and the grandiose declarations. They will choose their partners and show them off to the world with genuine pride. Their partners are an extension of them. Unlike Aries and Sagittarius, Leo is a fixed sign, so they will be a bit more…loyal. After all, Leo is ruled by the Sun and their ego is tied to their partner, so they want someone committed and loyal to them, someone who will stick by them and make them flourish. The lion needs a lioness that will rule with them. Leo Venus, you like to give your lover the attention they need. You go out of your way to send loving messages and make them feel special. You also want your partner to reciprocate every once in a while, as well. The Leo Venus partner can get overwhelming when they become self-absorbed (more so than the norm) and it is up to their partner to bring them back to reality and learn to be a bit more humble. (Compatible Venus signs are: Aries, Sagittarius and Leo. Wild Card would be Capricorn & Libra)


Water Signs want the beautiful fairy tale romance.Searching for a Prince or Princess.

Pisces Venus: Venus is exalted in Pisces, so it is not surprising that you are the best match for everyone. Shy Pisces Venus will rarely chase after someone that they are attracted to, but they will make cute gestures to be closer to those they have their sights on. Not all elements will value or understand your great worth because they see you as weak due to your affectionate nature. You are devoted to your partner, sometimes to the point where you lose yourself in the relationship. Pisces Venus must learn that they should occasionally be more selfish in relationships because they will go above and beyond to satisfy and please without expecting anything in return. This is how Pisces gets taken advantage of, your natural loving nature gets used to the point where it makes you doubt yourself. Hold your greatest gift, which is love, and wait for the person worthy of you. (Compatible Venus signs are: Pisces, Cancer and Scorpio. Wild Card would be Taurus)

Cancer Venus: The mother in the relationship. Cancer will not pursue you, she is already magnetic and alluring, so everyone will gravitate towards her. She will love and care for you, she will be there for you but she will fight if she is being used. Unlike Pisces, who throws themselves into the relationship, the Cancer analyses and evaluates. If someone is taking advantage of you, you are going to push back. Security is important to her, like Taurus and harmony in her home will take precedence over any tumultuous partnerships. The Cancer Venus will give you the boot if she deems you unworthy, she will cry and be in pain but once she has recovered, she will be cold as ice and out of your life. (Compatible Venus signs are: Pisces, Cancer and Scorpio. Wild Card would be Taurus & Virgo)

Scorpio Venus: When the Scorpio wants someone, they go for it. Scorpio loves a challenge. This Venus sign embodies the sensual, alluring and mystic qualities we all wish we had. There is something about him that pulls everyone to his direction. He gives off the aura of chaos and harmony and he will bring the boisterous times for those that are ill prepared. Scorpio Venus is the detective and he will test you to see if you are worthy, but these tests can become psychologically painful since no one can read the Scorpio or know what is brewing in their mind. Scorpio, you do not trust anyone and it does not matter how perfect your partner may be, you will never feel content. However, once you open up and give yourself to their love, the wave of emotions might dissipate. (Compatible Venus signs are: Pisces, Cancer and Scorpio. Wild Card would be Aries, Capricorn & Virgo)


Air Signs seek the innovators. A romance on the intellectual level.

Aquarius Venus: You are fickle when you are courting people. She will court the person she wants and she will captivate them with her eccentricities. This is the sign that enjoys technology and aesthetics. The Aquarius Venus wants to take lots of pictures with their lover. They enjoy showing them off on social media sites and they are the types to amass countless photos of their previous relationships. She lives in the past, the present and wants to eagerly see what the future has in store for her. A partner that is able to give her freedom of expression, loyalty and stability will be someone she admires. Aquarius will run free, her logical façade will shatter, and she will feel depressed if her partner does not make her feel valued and cherished. Although Aquarius will never express these thoughts, as a fixed sign they crave stability and loyalty. (Compatible Venus signs are: Aquarius, Gemini and Libra. Wild Card would be Aries & Sagittarius)

Gemini Venus: Much like Sagittarius, the Gemini is hard to catch. He does not want to be controlled, he needs his freedom and independence. Geminis will make the first move and they will be shameless about it. Communication drives them, so expect endless hours texting or talking on the phone. As long as you can mentally stimulate the Gemini, they are yours to command. What pushes them away are ignorant people. If you are not the intellectual type, they might lose interest fast and their eyes will wander. The Gemini Venus needs to have a partner that bounces information to them constantly. The more you know, the better. They have a short attention span, so someone spontaneous and intelligent will always keep them glued. It is also easy for Gemini Venus to use people for sex, even if they do not have an intellectual connection. However, they will use the person temporarily until someone else can captivate their minds. (Compatible Venus signs are: Aquarius, Gemini and Libra. Wild Card would be Aries & Leo)

Libra Venus: Libra sits comfortably in Venus, because this is her ruling planet. She loves beauty, luxury, comfort and diplomacy. Libra does not court anyone, they all go to her. Those with this placement will have beautiful qualities that will serve as a magnet, drawing in potential candidates like honey. She does not do well when her harmony is destroyed; after all, her sign is represented by the scales. She needs to feel safe and nurtured because if there is a wave of chaos brewing, she will likely pull a disappearing act. The Libra Venus can easily get depressed when she feels that she is not being cared for or valued. She will grow bitter and angry if she is in a toxic relationship, channeling her sister sign, Aries. A Libra that has been pushed to the limit will be harboring a rage that is unmatched and a fury that frightens. She is gentle and kind, committed and loving. Libra knows her worth and although she will never outright demand respect, she will manipulate you into thinking that you do. (Compatible Venus signs are: Aquarius, Gemini and Libra. Wild Card would be Leo & Sagittarius)

Frank motherfucking Castle:

• Brings Karen flowers

• Kisses Karen on the cheek

•Hugs Karen

•Closes his eyes while laying his head on Karen’s shoulder

•Is really very soft ™ (deep down tho)

•“Please”

•“You want to?”

•Hints at Karen being the thing he cares about that will help him pull through

•Touches foreheads with Karen

•Does the “shhh shh shhh” thing when trying to comfort people he cares about

•If you can’t fake a hostage situation for your bae to escape then what’s the point

•Heart eyes every single time he sees Karen

Me:

PSA - Finn Wolfhard Hate

So, recently, a video has surfaced of Finn ignoring a fan. I myself can’t bring myself to wth the video, because I’m so sensitive to fan setting on actors asses. If you hate Finn because of this, stop that. Stop. You might be an idiot. Sorry to break the news.

Finn has anxiety, Finn is 14, and Finn doesn’t have to stop for you. He’s an actor, he’s a model. He’s got a LOT of shit going on in his life and the kid just wants to goddamn rest. He does not, under any circumstances, need to stop for you.

Just because other actors make it a priority to stop for everyone, Finn doesn’t fucking have too. He is a h u m a n. He gets hungry, he gets tired, he gets annoyed. So stop, let him be a human.

Give Finn Wolfhard his goddamn space.

The Dragon & The Wolf

Dragonpit scene - I love how Jon always wants to be on the front row when Daenerys arrives. 

When he said to everyone he already bend the knee. Danys face— she knew what that line meant. And was conflicted about how to react to this. They already know they are falling hard. At least she does and things like these doesnt make it easier. 

Ok I feel myself coming into a rant here. Its just so beautiful to me how Jon is so different for her than any other man she has ever met. I am rewatching GOT and she has never been around any man like she has been with Jon. 

He intrigues her so much and I don’t think she ever had or felt that for anyone. Her feelings for other men were always clear for her. 

She loved Drogo but it was set up and she fell for him during their relationship. But I feel like that relationship formed who she is now and she didnt really knew who she was back there. She loved -spending time with- Daario but she was always in control with him.

Jon is a completely different story for her. And Emilia plays that so well. He brings out this really special vurnable side of Daenerys we have rarely seen.

And she fell for it, and fell for it hard. 

She was so desperate to save Drogo and her decisions didn’t make any sense and I like how she was the same when she heard of Jon & co being in trouble. She didnt listen but just thought with her heart.

– k I am gonna stop here. I am not even close to Boatsex talk and I am already rambling —

“No one is less happy about this than I am” “I know” Love. Loved. LOVE this. How she just understands him. 

They are both people who ask for respect and honesty. She always asks people to follow her and wants their word and he is a man of his word so its only natural she understands it. Its like the scene he told her he was gonna go to the wall as well. She hates that he is this way but she also respects it. (and finds it extremely attractive).

Also, subtle handtouching. Like you touched last week and now you just wanna get more huh? 

THAT SCENE IN THE CORNER OF DRAGONPIT. They were like 2 schoolkids being all secretly. 

And again, I love how Jon kinda drops a cheesy line there and at any other man she’d roll her eyes but with him it just makes her heart drop.

And him trying to make a joke there. Like here they are, her dragon just died, his plan is going to hell and they share this beautiful bittersweet moment. 

Her whole speech about having to trust him sooner was so heartbreaking cause maybe then her dragon would still be alive. (I am gonna cry when she’ll see Viserion for the first time) 

Dragonstone scene - can they buy a mansion there?

THIS. THIS. Haha Jon, I am so onto you. First the cave paintings and now -Notherners like people who arrive together-trick. Yeah you just want her on that boat huh?

I felt so bad for Jorah tho’. She completely ignored his plan. And she knew she did that. At the end of the scene she leanded to the table a little like trying to hold her posture but full aware that many people, including Jorah, knows about her affection to the King of hte North. 

I find Jon much harder to read. But I think it is beautiful to see how he didnt trust her at first and really does see her for who she is. Like he told her. And how he is so amazed by her. He is so starstruck. I never really liked Jon with Yigritt she was definitely his first love but Dany is something he really pines for. Yigritt was also wrong and impossible but it happened anyway. Here he knows there is much more at stake. But he can’t deny his feelings any longer. And thats why he showed up at her door.

Now about Boatsex, I would have loved for it to go differently - well actually not different just - longer. More build up. But I understand why it went the way it went. Jon knew what he wanted and I love how they let the moment last for a bit with him standing at her door, looking in her eyes, waiting for her approval and she knew what he meant by looking in his eyes and let him in. She bend the knee. 

I was dying for a kiss here. And a little sad it didnt happen - there will be a lot of fanfic request about the missing part between the door and the bed – hint hint. 

But its like we are still gonna get our first kiss in season 8-kinda.

It was so beautifully brought yet stil hot. Jon’s ass was a nice distraction ASS-well. 

And him taking over control was so hot, not only for me but I think Daenerys agrees. Their bodies looked so beautiful together. Fire and Ice. They were so full of need and it was all lust and passionate and then my favorite part came and Jon broke the moment and we had time to realize that this isn’t just two character hooking up. No, they are in love. 

And he was so amazed by her and her beauty and how pure she looked. You can really feel he looks at Daenerys here, not with all the titles but just her and she realized this and she looks so vurnable and just so beautiful to him.

You can really see her kinda scared about what this is she’s feeling and it all just because so overwhelming for them. UGH THIS SCENE.

HOW HE STROKES HER HAIR. SO BEAUTIFUL. 

And how she hold his face. 

And then he just looks at her, when he looks at her, its like the first time I see clearly through his feelings and he just lets his guard down. He loves her. There’s no way to run from his feelings. No more excuses of -the great war is coming-. He never really let his feelings for her take over. Never fully thought with his heart and here he does and he just let it take over.

I just—-

Ps: Tyrion watching was odd but it just represented the scene Bran was talking about how their love ruined all kingdoms and how Tyrion cant feel but sad and confused about what he should do about this and if it is the right thing.

I am not sure how I will make it until 2019 to wait for more and I am so curious to see where all this will go. I am really curious how they will act after this episode and they will probably learn about Jon’s family name soon enough with only 2 episodes in and I do feel this will cause a problem for them. Jon will be all - wtf and Daenerys will be distrustfull about her claim to the throne. But I can suspect moments of Jon being all noble and telling her, by episode 5 probably, that he doesnt want the title but he does want her. Oh and she is definetely pregnant. BRING ON THE ANGST. 

Cant wait for Arya’s reaction to Dany btw. 

– Now I am off to fanfiction land – 

Thank you for an amazing 7th shipping season.

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Gif credit 

andromedasstars  asked:

hi your andriel 'I hate Neil Josten and his pretty face' headcanon is beautiful and pure and wholesome and has healed my soul and i was hoping you'd be open to expanding on Neil's 'revenge' calling out Andrew and being dorky in the process?

Hi! Sorry for the late reply! Thank you so much and, sure, here you go!

  • Andrew is waiting for it
  • he knows Josten’s too much of an actual child to let go of the video
    • no matter that he solved the coming-out problem
    • and made Renee and Reynolds a tonshit of money
    • fucker never knows when to back down, does he?
  • so really
  • he’s not that surprised when Nicky sends him a link to some live streaming website
  • there’s 10-reasons-to-hate-Andrew-Minyard-by-Neil-Josten in the page name so it’s not hard to guess what’s going to happen

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are y’all prepared ..,.,,i got a lot going on here i’ve been working on this post for a while StRAP IN MY FRIENDS

  • okay first of all lance has incredible fashion sense, we just don’t get to see it bc !!! at the garrison he had to wear a uniform and he left all his other clothes behind back on earth but his closet is literally full of such cool clothes like he’s the type of guy who can take old thrift store things but arrange them uniquely in an outfit that looks really fUCKIng good and has everyone going O: !…,,he always looks good..,,and the boy does it on a budget bc he is practical!!
  • he has had a LOT of jobs bc he wanted it to look good on his application/money obvs ..,,,some of these include: a grocery store clerk, a waiter, and he even!! worked at a spa once bc…,he knows so many things about self care and has a passion for it!!
  • his first job tho was, you guessed it: the farm. u know, where he learned to milk a cow…,he was finally old enough to get a job and got all excited like heck yeah i’m ADULT and then his mom was like here our family friend (or maybe a relative or something) needs help on his farm this summer u can do that and he’s like wh…..okay
  • like at first he’s wary bc ew farm work?? dirt and sweat and rlly hot all the time?? but also he’s just..he likes to be optimistic abt things too when he can and is like ok u know what i’m gonna take this job and make it into something good and do a great job!! so.,,,at first he’s like what fuck when he learns how to milk a cow but eventually he gets the hang of it and as weird a feeling as it is he rlly likes the cows and all the animals and is v gentle with them ..,,he also cleans the chicken coop often which is gross but he likes the chickens ..,.he names every single one and sings to them sometimes while he’s working or talks to them
  • also he names every chicken after one of his siblings or family members so when he tells story about them at dinner he’ll be like “so yeah (insert sibling name here) finally laid an egg today” “lance are you kid—oh. the chicken” lance, bursting out in laughter:
  • on That note lance just loves all animals …,,he’s the kinda kid that brings home a stray cat/dog every other day and is like “mom can we keep him” . hell he does that with little lizards he finds on the sidewalk sometimes ..,, “mom can we keep him” “honey put the lizard back he actually lives out here”
  • swerving in another direction y’all ever wonder WHERE lance learned his sharpshooting skills?? like a majority he developed like right away when the war started and he has to quickly adapt but ?? he has to have had SOME previous experience bc the bayards kind of take the form that best suits their paladin, right??? i don’t even have a headcanon for that i just want to know maybe it’s bc he played a lot of shooting games at the arcade and got all the high scores
  • which reminds me like y’all…,,lance is just a teenage boy. he likes video games and pizza and going to parties and hanging out At The Beach With His Pals And stereotypical teenage things. he’s a kid please let him be a kid ..,
  • he likes to paint his nails!! it’s a very soothing task for him and he likes different colors. his favorites are black and blue (but also some purple and red for gay reasons)
  • he struggles a lot with his bisexuality (this is coming from a bi mlm for the record) for a LONG time. not really grasping the idea that he can like both girls AND boys and that it has to be one or the other, that he has to make some kind of choice to be gay or straight. so at some point he identifies as gay and then gets terrified of that and is like no i’m straight and finally..,,starts to come to terms with things and accept himself when he really learns what bisexuality is (hunk tells him probably) and there’s a light bulb over his head that goes DING DING DING BITCH THATS U!!!
  • he loves to watch his friends do things they’re passionate about bc it makes him happy. he loves watching keith draw, the cute concentrated somewhat frustrated look he gets on his face when he sketches. he likes watching pidge work on tech, like the kind she gets excited about, cool robot things and things she loves. hunk is always so happy when he’s cooking or tinkering with machines or talking about chemistry and lance will just sit and listen with a dopey grin. he and allura actually have a shared love of beauty stuff and self care so they get to do that together a lot !!! and shiro doesn’t really…,talk much about his interests or share them and lance is a little nervous to spend alone time with him bc he’s so intimidated (this is his hero!!) but those moments when they do happen to be alone lance is always v soft with him bc at the end of the day he knows shiro is not perfect and that he struggles an immense amount and deserves that softness
  • and coran, he just likes to listen to coran’s stories about all of his adventures, lets him go on about his life in altea for as long as he wants bc he knows it’s so important to coran. sometimes allura will join in and add a few things on to some of the stories or some info when they’re talking about altean culture and lance will listen intently and be so genuinely interested and if reallg means so much to coran and allura
  • lance in general although he puts on a cocky facade loves to listen to people and be there for them, is an incredible sense of support and encouragement and more than anything wants to see his loved ones happy and succeeding
  • going in a completely different direction here now but one time he arranges a paladin sleepover and insists they ALL wear their specialized paladin pajamas and!!! everyone wears theirs except keith bc keith is lame. (he does at least concede to wearing the slippers bc they’re….comfy okay…) and hunk and allura and keith and lance and pidge all!! stay up late and talk and stuff..,,lance teaches allura all the common sleepover games like truth or dare and she gets to really be a teenager again and they all get to just spend the night eating snacks and being kids and playing monopoly and i’m crying and !! it’s all orchestrated by lance bc lance more than anyone knows what they will need for a morale boost
  • He just wANTS OEOPLE TO BE HAPPY
  • outwardly he talks a lot about like glory of winning the war and being a hero and parades!!! but rlly his favorite thing is meeting all the people he’s saved not bc he’s some celebrity to them but bc it’s amazing to see that they’re free and as safe as they can be, that the work he’s doing, the struggles he’s going through and his time so far away from his family really is worth it if he can help so many people
  • i’m doing this so out of order but he can also ride a horse
  • that’s all for now but expect another one soon thx for coming to my ted talk

glitterbearbear  asked:

OH MY GOD YOU LOVE STEVE HARRINGTON TOO THANK GOD HES A PURE BOY. Anyways, headcanons on dating steve and being a bit younger than him? Thank you for also loving steve harrington boy neEDS SOME LOVING

warning: SEASON 2 SPOILERS AHEAD !!!!!
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• after having his heart broken by Nancy, Steve is a little hesitant when it comes to relationships for fear of it ending like it did with her

• but when he meets you and really gets to know you, his fears seem to melt away, and he doesn’t realize he’s falling for you until he’s in way, way too deep

• so he accepts the fact that he’s head over heels in love with you and your sweet smile — and is more than delighted to learn that the feeling is reciprocated.

• Steve feels like he has to protect you somehow; even though he’s only a year or so older than you, he does everything he can; from walking you home to occasionally checking on you during the evenings by sneaking in through your window

• he always, always kisses the tip of your nose before you have to separate to go to your classes. it’s his little ritual, he claims that it “brings him good luck”

• soft, sneaky kisses

• tender, passionate kisses where he cups your face in his hands or holds your waist

• walking hand in hand wherever you go

• after a while, Steve confessing in his fears of you leaving him, of you not loving him, which you gently shut down by doing little things for him to remind him you love him

• sharing whispers of “I love you"s every night, and getting to see the smile light up his entire being

• soft love making, with Steve whispering sweet nothings into your ear the whole time

• Steve being embarrassed and blushing like a dork when the children meet you, with Dustin making comments like “Oh, so you’re the girl he keeps gushing about? He’s making us all sick.” that prompt Steve to go “hey!” and throw small or soft things at him

Some Good TAZ: Commitment Things

  • The offhand mention that they got the new online dice system “just for” Travis, with the gentle implication that he is a big cheater. 
  • For that matter, Travis fidgeting with his real dice even though he doesn’t need them anymore is real good. 
  • Remy’s instant “that old perv!” when Mary brings up Ben Franklin. 
  • Remy’s awkward little pause when Mary starts trash talking the government, followed up by “Look, I know they can make mistakes sometimes…”
  • When Nadiya reprogrammed the cherubim and it said “I wuv you!” and there was one deeply disturbed split second before everyone moved on.
  • Travis remembering that Goliath’s head is his weak spot out of character but not saying it in character so Remy does instead. 
  • For that matter, Kardala actually going with it and being really angry when it doesn’t work. 
  • Clint taking absolute glee in turning Irene back into Kardala at the worst possible time. 
IT’S JUST BAEKHYUN

♤ bacon
♤ byun baekhyun
♤ fucking adorable
♤ constantly screaming
♤ basic bitch
♤ honestly not even kidding
♤ still using eyeliner
♤ “eyeliner king”
♤ literally introduced himself as “eyeline baekhyun” on happy camp
♤ likes to help kyungsoo harass chanyeol

Originally posted by stayingmintyfresh

♤ a literal baby
♤ footage of him screaming while playing league
♤ mandarin skills oN POINT
♤ fandom can’t take him seriously when they watch mama era videos
♤ “i wonder how hard he tried to not laugh”
♤ smiley smiley
♤ don’t fucking hate on him he’s a baby
♤ baekhyun stans be like bRING IT ON BITCH
♤ sometimes irritates everyone else
♤ just kidding i meant always

Originally posted by ethereal-baek

♤ pervert
♤ no actually
♤ likes shitting when minseok’s showering (naked)
♤ doesn’t give a fuck about “personal space”
♤ basically every asian mom that doesn’t knock on your door when you naked
♤ except he doesn’t leave and does it intentionally????
♤ his insta is fucking arT
♤ also he likes talking about dicks
♤ makes sehun happy about talking about his dick
can will piss you off if you watch him too long

Originally posted by ihopejongdaehasagoodday

♤ v aesthetic beauty
♤ hair colour fucking art every time
♤ killing stans one moan at a time
♤ honestly those vocals are just
♤ do you feel me
♤ do you fEEL ME
♤ moaning man
♤ god why is he so beautiful
♤ he could easily be a main visual if he isn’t idk
♤ a naked visual 

Originally posted by baekthecorgi

♤ yixing 
♤ copies yixing
♤ giggles with yixing
♤ BAEKXING
♤ god you can’t deny baekxing
♤ if you do what type of person are you
♤ like he just looks so happy with yixing like
♤ inspired by yixing to dry hump the stage floor
♤ honestly praise
♤ praise hiM

Originally posted by artistzyx

♤ i think he hung out with yixing so much he became as lost as yixing is
♤ honestly he just gets so spaced out sometimes yknow
♤ def the type to get lost in a walmart lol
♤ “whAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS THE PERIOD SECTION”
♤ example:
♤ got lost in new york
♤ trusted chanyeol completely
♤ chanyeol trusted gps completely
♤ my tiny puppies are so fucking omg
♤ they’re just so cute crying

Originally posted by dohkyungcutie

♤ literal puppy
♤ i swear he’s just
♤ and chanyeol is the bigger clumsier puppy that gets lost and omg
♤ and jongdae would be the puppy that wouldn’t let any of them go
♤ oh yeah he’s part of the beagle line
♤ it’s called the beagle line for a reason
♤ like um 
♤ they’re puppies
♤ i don’t know what you mean by “you’re seeing things”
♤ i can see them so clearly-

Originally posted by achenlove

♤ probably a pain in the ass
♤ i feel bad for junmyeon and kyungsoo tbh
♤ how to put up with him
♤ the type to walk in on you showering
♤ oh wait a sec
♤ nevermind
♤ honestly i see him breaking things
♤ breaking brooms 
♤ breaking shoes
♤ breaking kyungsoo’s beauty sleep

Originally posted by kyunseu

♤ so playful
♤ so free
♤ doesn’t give a shit
♤ but don’t say bad things about him please
♤ he sees what you say and it makes him sad
♤ so on behalf of the exo community, if you’re gonna say something negative:
♤ fuck off
♤ hOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING ABOUT SUCH AN OMG
♤ HE’S LITERALLY A FUCKING CHILD PUPPY
♤ just stare at him and you’ll fall in love

Originally posted by grinding-on-baek

♤ he’s just so fucking extra
♤ all the time
♤ baek nobody asked you to talk about exo’s dicks
♤ but we thank you anyways because tHANK YOU
♤ exposing exo 26/7
♤ sm probably hates that lol
♤ indulges in being baekhyun
♤ also likes to harass exo whether they like it or not
♤ showering??? what a great bonding time
♤ “baek what are u doing” “shh junmyeon will hear me” “i am junmyeon”

anonymous asked:

Does Tony let you have any pets in the tower or does he threaten to take all of you knives and guns away if you bring it up?

(You can find this ask and the two previous here on AO3 with correct punctuation, if you’d prefer it in that format. -Mod Hell)

when i moved in, he had a hard ‘no pets’ policy, and then a month later, he  brought the bots over from california, and all of us smelled weakness. tony’s got a soft spot the size of the hulkbuster.

 nat was the first–her girl liho, a little black sootstain from hell, turned up in the kitchen one day, and none of knew where she’d come from. she’s just as quiet and sneaky as nat is, with a creaky little meow and claws like a tiger. we have no idea how long nat had her before the rest of us found out. it may have been years. and tony’s a genius, so he made complaining noises but did not actually threaten the black widow’s cat. 

clint knows a good shot when he sees one, so as soon as tony had gotten over the cat thing, lucky turned up. and lucky loves everyone, grouchy billionaires included, and if that wasn’t enough, he met nick fury and they instantly bonded over one-eyed badass things, so now tony can’t kick lucky out because 1. nick fury would kill him and 2. tony secretly loves lucky back.

recently, tony also acquired a cat. his name is mr. stank. don’t listen to tony on this one. 

sam has an undetermined quantity of pigeons. sometimes they come inside, which is basically like having a hurricane of feathers come blasting through the common room. tony hates it–he always winds up with down in his beard, but somehow a state-of-the-art pigeon coop wound up on the roof anyways. it’s self cleaning. sam literally took a bullet for tony a week later as thanks. (it was in his arm, he’s fine)

backup showed up one day, and through a really complicated series of events in which 1. he was tangled up in a captain america tee shirt 2. steve vanished for a high-stealth mission without warning, and was incommunicado 3. backup is really really good at frisbee, we mistakenly assumed steve had somehow gotten turned into a dog. 

i know it sounds ridiculous, but this is how we live. it could happen. 

backup is a smart dog. like, suspiciously smart–im still not convinced he’s not a shapeshifter who got stuck. but we only realized he wasn’t steve when steve himself showed up in the tower, back from the op. and even then, we had to show tony both steve and the dog together to convince him that backup was just a regular dog, and by then we had no choice but to keep him. 

(i have some really great footage of tony getting into an argument with backup-as-cap. it’s incredibly one-sided, and somehow tony still lost.)

anonymous asked:

So i don't know why but i was just thinking like we all know Stiles is a spaz and could trip over a flat surface but like head canon that when he dances he's actually like super sexy and graceful and it's absolutely baffling to everyone how someone so uncoordinated can actually move like he's made of liquid once he hits the dance floor. The first time Derek goes out with everyone and sees Stiles dancing his naw basically hits the floor and he can't stop staring. What are your thoughts on this?

I have always been A FIRM BELIEVER IN THIS. I just adore the image of the pack going to a club or a party - you know, finally just getting to chill - and maybe Erica pulling Stiles up onto a table (I am convinced Stiles and Erica have constant nights out on the town, you can’t crush my sterica brotp dreams!!) and poor Derek not expecting a goddamn thing. 

My number one headcanon is the first time Derek sees Stiles dancing he walks right into a glass door (probably doing some serious damage). And then he panics because Stiles is dancing like a fucking dance instructor and Derek is now the one having to pay property damage for being an idiot, and for a brief, horrifying moment, he’s afraid he and Stiles have been cursed by the new evil of the week and Derek has been forced to trade his natural grace with Stiles’ clumsiness. 

Except, from the way Erica and Scott are encouraging Stiles (where the fuck did Erica get a banner??), it seems like Stiles’ dance moves aren’t a first time occurrence. Which leads Derek into not-so-brief, horrifying moment number two: he not only trusts Stiles more than any other person in the room but he’s attracted to him. And worst of all? It’s not even a new realisation. Just one, up until now, he’s managed to chase away with arguments such as: “just because I’m feeling fond and a little gooey when he smiles like that, doesn’t mean in five minutes I won’t want to smack him in the face with the pizza box” and “his eyes aren’t that beautiful, I only think about them once a day???? like???? how into him could I really be???” 

Cut to the end of the night where Derek is sitting in the corner of the room, all sad and scared, until a hand lightly touches his shoulder. A hand that brings him so much comfort these days, sometimes it scares him more now than when it brought him no comfort at all. The hand squeezes and Derek takes a deep breath, says, “you can dance”. He doesn’t mean to say anything, actually, but he’s happy he does, even though his voice sounds small and vulnerable. Stiles is known to hold five conversations at once but Derek knows he gets scared too; scared he’s too much, scared he’s unwelcome. He can’t stand the thought of Stiles thinking like that. He’s always welcome. Always. 

“I learned online,” Stiles admits, a little nervously, like he thinks he’s giving too much away. Derek has no idea why. When he frowns, Stiles just laughs and ducks his head. “You, uh, like it?”

“I broke a door,” Derek confesses, this time causing Stiles to frown: he asks if that’s a good or a bad thing. “I think…a good thing,” Derek says. 

Stiles swallows. “So, how are your dance moves?” he asks, moving closer, waggling his eyebrows.

Derek can’t help but snort. “Poor.”

Stiles’ eyes light up like they do when he’s discovered something important. Derek wonders if that means he’s important. “Want to head back to the loft? I could teach you a thing or two.” Stiles shakes his hips a little and Derek almost raises his eyebrows at him, but instead he finds himself grabbing Stiles’ hand and leading him out of the club.

They don’t even make it inside the jeep (”I’m not leaving my baby at a club, Derek! You can come back for your car tomorrow, I’m sure you peed around it to mark it as yours anyway”) before Derek is pressing Stiles - a little frustrated, a little excited and lost - up against the passenger side door and kissing him until Stiles grins and the sun starts to come up (both literally and figuratively). 

Let’s Talk About Qrow Branwen.

Huntsman. Uncle. Twin. And a self-titled “bad luck charm.”

I have so many feels over Qrow fucking Branwen.

Qrow’s semblance, revealed in Volume 4, is “bad luck.” Here’s what the RWBY Wiki has to say.

“Qrow’s Semblance brings misfortune wherever he goes, and unlike most Semblances, his is always active and uncontrollable. This leads to incidents as small as a glass being knocked onto the floor in “New Challengers” or as significant as a blocked attack chopping off the corner of a building in “Punished”. His Semblance can come to his advantage in a fight, such when Tyrian Callows falls through an old roof. His Semblance does not discriminate on who it affects, which causes him to keep his distance from the people he cares about.”

Qrow freaking Branwen.

Can you even begin to imagine what kind of hell this man must live each day?

No, you really can’t. You really, really can’t.

You probably think, “Yeah, it would suck to have constant bad luck.”

Allow me to elaborate for you.

Imagine a young Qrow, perhaps part of a happy family, crying because his sister, Raven, tripped and hurt herself while they were playing. In the weeks following, Raven is more careful when she’s playing.

Imagine a slightly older Qrow, now in school, watching his close friends get into freak accidents and sustain random injuries. His friends are in the hospital or kept home, healing, more and more often.

Imagine tween Qrow, hearing that close family members are passing away suddenly and unexpectedly. His relatives don’t visit much, they’re all grieving.

Imagine teen Qrow, finding out that his first girlfriend was in an accident and is now on life support. When Qrow goes to visit, her life support shuts down and the doctors are too late.

Imagine 17-year-old Qrow, starting his life as a Hunter at Beacon. During the relic retrieval in the forest, he makes eye contact with Raven, just as a Grimm attacks. Qrow wheels Raven onto the stage in a wheelchair when Ozpin announces Team STRQ.

Imagine Qrow, now on Team STRQ, grow more and more reserved as his teammates experience troubling accidents and strange injuries. They ask Qrow what’s wrong. He says he’s fine. He starts wondering if he’s the one causing the accidents and injuries.

Imagine Qrow, doing research with Raven, having recently discovered their ability to transform into their respective bird namesake. Qrow learns that his bird form, a crow, is a symbol of bad luck. Something begins to grow in the back of his mind as the WiFI goes out and many students doing last minute homework are unable to finish. Instead of celebrating finding his supposed semblance, Qrow is lost in dark thought.

Imagine 20-year-old Qrow, graduated from Beacon, watching Taiyang and Raven date, and seeing the small accidents that endanger their relationship whenever he hangs out with them for too long. Qrow refuses to date. Summer wants to help her teammate. Qrow say’s everything’s fine. Depression begins to set in.

Imagine Qrow, beside Taiyang, each holding one of Raven’s hands as she goes into labor in the hospital. Nearly 18 hours later, Yang is born, and Raven is in a very dangerous condition. The doctors say they’ve never seen such a healthy pregnancy go so wrong at the very end. Qrow, with his new title of Uncle, excuses himself, and goes to the nearest bar.

Imagine Qrow, tears in his eyes, as Taiyang and Raven and Summer have the biggest fight in the history of Team STRQ’s fights. Yang plays with Qrow in the living room, calling him “Uncle.” The fight is broken up by Yang screaming in pain. Qrow doesn’t know how the TV fell, but the weight in his heart tells him that it was his fault. Raven and Taiyang make sure their daughter is alright while Summer tries to speak to Qrow as he makes an excuse to leave. He ends up at another bar. The bartender is starting to recognize him.

Imagine Qrow, hiding the scent of alcohol on his breath watching TV with Team STRQ and little Yang. He sits apart from them, and the weight in his heart grows when the news report. The local bar burned to the ground, most of the employees still inside. Qrow’s depression and want for a drink only grow.

Imagine Qrow, biting back tears as the fight from a few months ago comes to a front and ends with Raven walking out, Taiyang heartbroken, Summer in tears, and Qrow trying to comfort Yang while touching her as little as possible. All of them think that it’s their fault that Raven left, but Qrow knows the true blame resides with him.

Imagine Qrow, now without his twin and best friend. Summer and Taiyang find out about his growing reliance on alcohol, and they do their best to help him. He finally tells someone what he’s been feeling for so many years. He’s a bringer of bad luck. Summer and Tai are trying to reassure him as the power goes out, and Yang cries for hours. Qrow wishes for a drink and answers.

Imagine Qrow, as he goes on long hunting trips, and on one return discovers Taiyang and Summer have begun a relationship. He hesitantly agrees to be the best man at the wedding. Raven doesn’t show up, despite Summer reaching out to ask her to be the maid of honour. Several small mishaps occur at the wedding, but Qrow makes it through without a single drop of alcohol. Maybe, just maybe, things are looking up. Maybe the hunting helps.

Imagine Qrow, hunting more and more, rushing back when he hears the news. He arrives a few minutes after Ruby Rose is born, beaming as he hears the pregnancy was quick and easy. No repeats of last time. Yang holds Ruby, already strong enough, and asks with wide lilac eyes if “Uncle Qrow” wants a turn. He can’t refuse, and takes the small bundle, wrapped in a red blanket. Qrow feels the weight in his heart, knows he should hand Ruby off before anything happens, but he doesn’t want to let the little bundle go. In several nearby rooms, doctors rush to save patients who are flatlining for no reason.

Imagine Qrow, uncle of two beautiful girls, turning down babysitting in favor of hunting. He notices a pattern as he kills Grimm after Grimm after Grimm. He finds them fighting each other, already wounded, and sleeping. During fights, Grimm stumble on thin air, wound fellow beasts, miss openings for attacks. Qrow uses his bird form more and more, but the question of his semblance hangs in the balance. Where does the bad luck come from, and why? When there’s no Grimm around to fight and Qrow is alone, the weather is always terrible.

Imagine Qrow, unable to do anything but drink after Summer dies. Taiyang would join him, but his two girls need him. Ruby and Yang ask for their uncle, but Qrow doesn’t want to be around anyone he cares about. It’s too risky. A car accident kills several people outside the bar. Qrow drinks into oblivion.

Imagine Qrow, still ridden with grief, helping Tai bury Summer. Raven doesn’t show up. Yang gets expelled from school for fighting. Ruby gets bullied after Yang is gone. Qrow drinks. Tai tries to cope. The bad luck continues.

Imagine Qrow, finally cracking under so much pressure. He goes to talk to Ozpin at Beacon, something Summer suggested several years ago. Ozpin has answers. Qrow’s semblance isn’t his bird form. Ozpin calls him “a strange case.” His semblance is always active, and it cannot be controlled. Qrow breaks down right there in Ozpin’s office. Ozpin offers to help, staring down at the remains of his favourite coffee mug.

Imagine Qrow, struggling to stay sober, teaching his first class at Signal, thanks to Ozpin’s good word. He’s every student’s favourite teacher. His classes are practical and hands on, and the students are heavily independent, since Qrow distances himself from nearly everyone. It gets harder once Ruby joins Yang at signal. The accidents stay at a minimum. Qrow feels like maybe he’s figuring this out.

Imagine Qrow, helping Ruby put the finishing touches on Crescent Rose. Ruby has already cut and bruised herself several times during the construction, but Qrow fears Ruby’s adoration and idolization more than the injuries. He needs to distance himself. He helps Yang with her motorcycle once she gets her permit. He really needs to distance himself, but he enjoys spending time with the girls. Ruby goes to the hospital when a dust cartridge explodes in Crescent Rose and Yang ends up in the bed next to her after getting in an accident on her first spin. Qrow swears never to be so selfish again. They could have died. Everything was his fault. Depression and alcoholism return. He quits at Signal, to the dismay of everyone.

Imagine Qrow, putting all of his time into hunting, honing his skills. His semblance is uncontrollable. The Grimm, attracted by the stench of negative emotion rolling off of the single Huntsman, soon discover this. He hunts several species of Grimm to near extinction in parts of Remnant. Taiyang sends the occasional update. Qrows notices that everything seems to be going smoothly, and that gives him a dark sense of satisfaction.

Imagine Qrow, in very recent events, hearing a glass shatter after being knocked over, getting Winter Schnee caught acting out line, and playing video games that the girls lose, despite having more experience. Small things. Nothing too big. He’ll take off soon and the bad luck will fade.

Now, remember. Qrow, watching Ironwood deal with prosthetic malfunctions, hearing reports of Amber getting worse. Hearing the news that Yang is disqualified. That Penny Polendina is dead. Grimm are attacking. The Fall Maiden’s powers are in the hands of the enemy. Amber, Penny, and Pyrrha Nikos are dead. Ironwood’s army is destroyed. The Grimm dragon is awake, but quickly frozen by Ruby’s silver eye powers. Ruby is in a coma. Yang is dragged to safety, bleeding to death, missing an arm. Her teammate is also badly wounded. Qrow watches Team RWBY get torn apart as Weiss Schnee is taken home by her father, Taiyang arrives to take Ruby and Yang, and Blake runs away. Ozpin is dead.

Qrow drowning in the belief that everything was his fault.

Remember Qrow following Team RNJR, keeping several miles between them, the horrifying memories of everything so fresh. He knows he can keep Ruby safe from a distance. But Tyrian attacks, and he’s nearly too late. He’s not exempt from his semblance. Far from it. Wounded. Too close to Team RNJR for their own good. Having to take more of their innocence and carefree lives by explaining what was happening. The quiet shame he hides as he reveals his semblance, not meeting Ruby’s eyes for fear that she will see him as a monster. Poison setting in. Unable to protect Ruby and her friends. Unconscious, but still causing bad luck.

Understand Qrow. Despite the terrible things his bad luck does to those around him, the bad luck affects him worst of all. Because he knows. He knows that it’s his semblance, and he believes that it’s all his fault. And he can’t do anything to stop it.

Imagine Qrow fucking Branwen.