Game. Set. Match.
Some guy texted me a rather profanity and hate filled message demanding that I never talk to his GF again or he’ll find me and beat the shit out of me and that he knows she’s been sending me naked pics.
Well, having received no naked pics from anyone ever (insert frowny face here cause … ya know… it’d be nice to get them now and then but I digress…) … I told Mr Angry pants that he has the wrong number.
He replied back that he did not believe me, he has the texts, and he’s gonna come and find me and rip my mother fucking head off.
I sent him a pic of my badge, handcuffs, and gun and replied back “I’m easy to find, I’m wearing these.”
10 mins later I get a message back saying “Sorry man, I had the wrong number”