a guy deadass just told me i can’t wear superhero shirts bc i’m a girl. look, kyle, if me having thor’s face resting comfortably on my right tiddy frightens u then take ur problems to someone who cares pls. also left boob captain america thinks u suck.
The rest of the Avengers: This is what we do. It’s who we are. It’s how we find the strength to get up in the morning, how we reconcile our pasts and secure the future, for everyone. And more importantly…we’re a family.
Thor: Oh, you know, it’s a job. Gets me out of Asgard. Fine colleagues. I might go as far as to call some of them friends.
Just Tony Stark Things: Failing to use his Engineering Skills™ to stop a desk ornament from spinning- and then going home and creating a brand new fucking element in his basement. In the same afternoon.
what she thinks: the avengers: infinity war trailer has put me at the front of a rollercoaster of emotions. my son peter parker™ is shown laying on the ground crying and apologizing. i’m crying and apologizing. apologizing beCAUSE I AM NOT THERE TO KICK THANOS BACK TO HIS HOME PLANET WHERE HE BELONGS SO HELP ME-