he avengers

a guy deadass just told me i can’t wear superhero shirts bc i’m a girl. look, kyle, if me having thor’s face resting comfortably on my right tiddy frightens u then take ur problems to someone who cares pls. also left boob captain america thinks u suck.

  • tony stark: hey kid drop your whole life, schooling, family, everything, to address the press n train with me ok
  • peter parker: idk,, that seems kind of, dumb
  • tony stark: . .. .
  • peter parker: imma have to pass on that
  • tony stark: Yes That Is Exactly What I Too, Thought. I Also Think That Would Be Dumb HaHa Ha Good
  • Me, as an intellectual: I know peter Parker won't die in infinity war because he just got introduced and tom holland has a 6 movie contract so I have nothing to worry about
  • Me, as a Fangirl: THANOS YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR GREASY LITTLE PURPLE SPACE HANDS OFF PETER AND HE BETTER NOT DIE OR I WILL FUCKING BEAT YOUR SORRY ASS UNTIL YOU WISH YOU WERE DEAD
  • bucky: *is mad at Steve*
  • tony: c'mon man don't give him the cold shoulder
  • bucky:
  • tony:
  • steve:
  • bucky:
  • tony:
  • tony: get it

Tony Stark equipping Peter Parker with his parachute is the superhero equivalent of packing your kid a sandwhich for school

person: hey, how are you?

what she thinks: the avengers: infinity war trailer has put me at the front of a rollercoaster of emotions. my son peter parker™ is shown laying on the ground crying and apologizing. i’m crying and apologizing. apologizing beCAUSE I AM NOT THERE TO KICK THANOS BACK TO HIS HOME PLANET WHERE HE BELONGS SO HELP ME-

what she says: i’m fine :)