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Kenma Headcanon

Okay so Kenma’s seiyuu, the adorable Yūki Kaji ♡(you can see my bias there), has a really cute but somehow soothing singing voice. I have a headcanon that Kenma can sing exactly like him (for obv reasons) and here are some things that I’d headcanon to follow this headcanon:

-Kuroo has known since they were kids that Kenma’s voice was amazing and begged him to sing for him whenever possible.

-Kenma sings Kuroo back to sleep when he has a bad dream. Just random lullabies. Kuroo just falls asleep totally entranced by his gorgeous voice. Of course Kenma is still pretty shy about it so only Kuroo knew he could sing at that time.

-When Kuroo has bad days, Kenma can tell. He just hugs him from behind and sings.

-Kuroo says it makes his heart fly and cuddles him like “Kenmaaaaaa you saved me.”

-“Kuro, you’re embarassing stop.” He doesn’t really mean it.

-I feel like he would sound amazing singing Kenshi Yonezu’s(I love Hachi ok) Eine Kleine. The lyrics are so moving, coupled by that beautiful voice, it brings people to tears.

-Yaku cries the first time he hears it when Kenma sings to him after a bad breakup.

–“My son is an angel what even.”

-The whole team finally realizes what an amazing voice he has and they’re all in awe.

-Kuroo has a smug grin.

-So Kenma ends up being the one to soothe the members of Nekoma when they’re having a rough time or like when Lev’s cat died or Inuoka’s was having a panic attack.

-Inuoka cried and gave him a big comfy hug when he sang for him. He awkwardly hugged back and whispered comforting words.

-After he sang for Lev, Lev got down on one knee and proposed. Kuroo promptly kicked him in the ass.

-One night during the training camp in Shinzen, while Akaashi and Kenma are sitting together and talking (Bo and Kuro are harassing Tsukki and doting on Hinata. Rip Lev), Akaashi lets out a deep sigh and tells Kenma his Akaashi Problems™(First rate Akaashi-only worries). Kenma soothes him by rubbing comforting circles on his back and sings Days by Jin(Shizen no Teki-P) ft.Lia (Hello I am Kagepro trash)
And wow Akaashi’s face turns like 50 shades of red.

-“Kenma.. your voice… you… I… sing for me more often please I beg you… I just need to hear your voice again wow.”

-He’s never seen Akaashi plead so hard so he sighs and complies.

-Bokuto, Kuroo, Tsukki and Hinata come out when they hear the gorgeous song and voice. (Lev is ded on the ground of Gym 3 because Kuroo is R00D and demanding when it comes to Lev)

-Bokuto’s mouth just falls open like.

-“Bro… we’re so lucky bro…” and tears up because Akaashi and Kenma are sitting next to each other smiling while Kenma sings and it’s too much for him.

-Kuroo almost passes out but catches himself and plasters a wobbly grin.

-“That’s my Kenma.”

-Hinata gets all excited like
-“EEEE KENMA’S VOICE IS SO PRETTY!”

-Tsukishima doesn’t say much but you know he likes it to by his flushed cheeks.

-One point in the camp, Nishinoya gets a deep cut on his leg and is sooo down about it, so Yaku gets Kenma to sing for him. (With a promise of apple pie.)

-Noya is just wide eyed and “KENMA-SAN IS AN ANGEL.” and sobs onto Kenma’s shoulder (Kenma gently pushes him into Yaku’s much more welcoming arms.)

-Needless to say everyone has fallen in love with his voice.

-Kenma thinks he should charge people ¥300 per song or something with all these requests… he needs that new Ace Attorney Spirit of Justice game after all.

I've just thought of The Most disastrous team of all teams
  • hinata shouyou
  • haiba lev
  • goshiki tsutomu
  • kyoutani kentarou
  • bokuto koutarou
  • koganegawa kanji

a bunch of wanna-be aces with one true ace with a mood nobody on this team would be able to handle

Haikyuu!! Sleepovers (Nekoma)

-All sleepovers held at Kenmas’ place (due to him having the best game consoles)

-Lev’s too tall to comfortably sit on one of the beanbags, so he just lays on the floor.

-Kuroo, Inuoka and Yaku all fighting over player 1, then eventually just giving it to Kenma.

-So many snacks that most of the team goes home with more than they brought.

-Clothes are EVERYWHERE so the whole team (Excluding Kenma and Yaku, they aren’t having any of this) throws all clothes in a pile and go “Neko hunting” as Lev calls it, where they grab the first item of clothing they see and shove it on, doesn’t matter if it doesn’t fit, you gotta wear it until it’s time to leave.

-RUNniNG MAN CHALLENGE

-Scary movies for all. Lev get’s scared halfway through “Yaku-san.. Yaku-san! I’m scared!” “Then come here you idiot”

-Yuki, being the shortest player, is the fucking champ at hide and seek. only just tying with Kenma who tends to literally climb fucking ANYTHING. One time the team found him on top of the fridge.

-Yamamoto rambles on about who pretty all the female managers are, which then leads to the topic of crushes

-”Kuroo, you gotta’ like someone! We all know you like long hair!” *insert wiggle of eyebrows “Well, I need someone shorter than me, maybe dyed hair? like idk l0l pft.. and maybe into video games? Like this is just me rambling, you know? hahah..” “…”

-Kenma winning every Mario Kart match, which sends the whole team into a rage.

-Fukunaga somehow sets the toaster on fire.

-Every sleep over, SOMETHING is set on fire, weather it be a small little bonfire out in the backyard, or people just setting each others clothes ablaze

-”Please don t kill each other, I really can’t afford any lawsuits” -Kenma


/ probably will do the other teams?? Tried to include all of the members but I might have missed some, whoOOpS /

Haikyuu!! headcanon: school edition
  • Bokuto is that kid that nobody can figure out how he’s doing well at all, but it’s really unlikely he has enough of a pokerface to cheat
  • Akaashi spends a lot of time and effort on doing well
  • sleep deprivation squad: Akaashi, Kuroo, Kenma, Yaku, Moniwa, Oikawa,
  • Kuroo’s really frustrated that Kenma’s willing to do badly in classes that require participation for a grade 
  • Oikawa’s the prettiest guy at school, but everyone knows he’s a fucking volley-dweeb
  • it’s literally canon that Kageyama has no attention span for anything but volleyball
  • the Yachi/Hinata studygroup never disbanded
  • Tsuki’s the quiet fuck who nobody talks to because they’re afraid but one day he just starts cracking up in the middle of english class
  • Yamaguchi was the reason Tsuki was losing it in english
  • Iwaizumi is pretty quiet in school, but everyone seems to know him by association
  • also, OikIwa are those two kids who trade notes and tips and check their homework against each other 
  • it actually kind of bothers Noya that he can’t get good grades but he deals with it by tagging along with Tanaka and acting like he doesn’t give two shits
  • Ennoshita’s not any worse than any of the first string players, he’s just got his damn priorities straight
  • Sugawara lowkey doesn’t even try and gets As
  • which really pisses Daichi off because now he has to go to Asahi to find out how to do stuff
  • or Kiyoko, she’s very dilligent about school work
  • Kiyoko is the best
  • Tanaka gets yelled at for being loud or sleeping a lot
  • Kageyama probbly couldn’t find the bathrooms for like 3 weeks 
  • Oikawa genuinely likes his school uniform, Iwa fucking hates everything about it (except how Oikawa’s pants fit him lets be real)
  • messy backpack squad: Hinata, Bokuto, Lev, Suga 
More fave ice cream hcs for the HQ nerds

@nishinoyaaass asked for the following so here you go sweetheart B)

  • Oikawa’s favorite ice cream is mint chocolate chip.
  • Bokuto’s is salted caramel.
  • Akaashi claims doesn’t care for ice cream that much, but you could probably bribe him with blueberry ice cream.
  • Kuroo is always up for some chocolate almond ice cream as long as there’s plenty of cherries to put on top.
  • Kai likes lemon in his ice cream. Any variety of lemon.
  • Yaku is a sucker for vanilla with any type of candy pieces in them.
  • Yamamoto will inhale any ice cream, don’t let him ‘try’ your ice cream because I promise you it’ll be gone.
  • Kenma likes apple pie ice cream (that’s not a big surprise either).
  • Fukunaga prefers common flavors like just chocolate or vanilla, but it’s gotta be in a cone. It’s cone or nothing.
  • Inuoka likes cookies and cream.
  • Lev likes sophisticated flavors (such as cappuccino) and makes fun of Yaku’s favorites because they seem ‘childish’ (“They make you sound like a little kid!”) which earns him a swift kick in the stomach.
  • And Shibayama always goes for chocolate peanut butter swirl.

It’s time for the promised Haikyuu!! Halloween headcanons! I’ve been working on these for a while, and now their finally here!! The Shiratorizawa ones will be in a separate post as usual. (also there are a few Lev hcs because his bithday is the 30th)

  • Lev still goes trick or treating, he gets made fun of for it but he has no shame, nothing will stop this boy from getting free candy and scaring people (he doesn’t do it on purpose tho)
  • He originally wanted to dress like a giraffe, but Yaku gave him a costume instead, Lev was confused but wore it anyway because Yaku-san gave it to him
  • And thus Lev became slender man (the police got called bc he kept scaring children)
  • The rest of the team definitly uses Lev’s birthday as an excuse to get more candy
  • Kuro definitely dresses up as a clown and no one can convince me otherwise, he thought it would be a good idea but people kept attacking him and throwing stuff at him
  • He accidentally shows up to the Fukurodani Halloween party in the costume and forgets that Bokuto hates clowns
  • When he gets there Bokuto screams, grabs a chair, and slams it on Kuroo’s head 
  • Akaashi had to drive them to the hospital because Kuroo gets knocked out and Bokuto passes out when he finds out that it was Kuroo
  • It takes Hanamaki forever to decide what he wants to be for Halloween, but finally he makes a decision and begins working on his greatest costume creation
  • Hanamaki is Pepe
  • Matsun was going to dress in drag like usual, but instead decides to be Nicki Minaj Pepe to match with Hanamaki. They go to the Seijou Halloween party together in Matsun’s car that is also dressed as Pepe
  • Iwaizumi nearly kicks them out of the party because of this
  • Oikawa wants to fulfill his childhood dream of being prince charming from Cinderella, but to do that he needs a princess, the solution? Iwaizumi of course
  • Iwaizumi is forced into a Cinderella costumes that is many sizes too small for him, it’s so small that he can barely move, but it makes his muscles look fantastic
  • Lol but what if Kuroo somehow managed to convince the other captains to dress up as sexy disney princesses, I bet in the end he and Bokuto are the only ones who dress up like that
  • Suga dresses up as an angel and everyone who visits his house is overtaken by his ethereal beauty, meanwhile Daichi is in the corner fearing for his life because he forgot to send out the party invitations
  • Yaku ends up dressing like a cat, was it his first choice? No, did the others make him wear the costume? Yes, and they all suffer for it, especially Kuroo and Lev (lol Lev was staring at Yaku the entire night and kept saying how cute he looked)
  • The only reason he actually agreed was because it was Lev’s birthday, but he was extremely embarressed the entire time
  • Terushima shows up the the Halloween party in one of those latex suits and literally everyone kink shames, especially Daishou
  • Daishou shows up in a reptar onsie suit and no one knows it’s him, everyone assumed that it was either Tsukishima or Iwaizumi (Daishou wasn’t invited so he decides to crash it instead)
  • Akaashi doesn’t want to go to the party, he just wants to stay home, turn off all his lights, and prays to whoever that children don’t come knocking on his door
  • Kenma doesn’t want to go with Kuroo tho cus’ dat boi is embarrassing, and Akaashi knows that if he doesn’t go, Bokuto will probably start crying or throwing a temper tantrum 
  • Zombie Yamaguchi is still super adorable, don’t get too close tho or else he’ll eat your heart
  • OMG Haikyuu!! monster au! imagining lil monster Yams is precious
  • Kageyama dresses as a carton of milk (obviously) and Hinata shows up as a volleyball
  • Tsukishima is that person who wears the ‘this is my costume’ shirt to Halloween parties and gets offended when he doesn’t win best costume
  • Nishinoya shows up as zeus and Tanaka shows up as Hercules lol
  • Oikawa didn’t want anyone from Shiratorizawa to be invited, but  they were all invited anyway…

What about the Shiratorizawa??? I have a separate Halloween post for them that might include their shenanigans at the volleyball Halloween party. Also sorry I haven’t posted for a while, this week has been hell and HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! (early or late I don’t really know lol) 

Headcanon that Yaku took martial arts classes for most, if not all of middle school, and up till his second year of high school when he didn’t have time for it anymore. 

One day Lev irritates Yaku a little too much and the rest of the team senses the danger and starts planning Lev’s funeral while Yaku fucking nails him in the back with a kick. It isn’t till Yaku has Lev flat against the gym floor with one arm twisted around his back that he realizes he’s practically pressed himself flush against Lev, and leaps away blushing. Lev stays face down on the floor, attempting to hide the way his cheeks are burning. 

anonymous asked:

Could you please do some Haiba Lev headcannons? I love your work!

(Aw, thank you anon! Here ya go!)

  • He’s super ticklish! YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TICKLISH HE IS! You can just poke his side and he’ll completely lose it.
  • We know that despite his Russian heritage, he can’t speak Russian right? Well Lev is studying up on the language and surprisingly, he’s learning real fast.
  • HE DOES NOT LIKE SPIDERS
  • He owns a cat and likes to dress it up, much to the poor things dismay of course.
  • Lev is one of those people that falls asleep during class. Of course, it doesn’t go unnoticed seeing as he’s basically the center of attention with how tall he is.
  • He always complains about being tall often and will say things like, “My back hurts” or “Everything else is so small” This always results in him getting a kick in the butt, literally.
  • He just, really looks up to Kenma and follows the poor boy like a stray animal. “Kenma san, let’s hang out today!” “No” “Why not?” “Go away Lev” 

Nekoma was having their lunch break during weekend practice when Yamamoto accidentally spills his food on his shirt because he was telling a story too enthusiastically. So Yaku with a small frown accompanies him to help him clean up so that his practice jersey won’t be irreparable. Kuroo smiles and says, “I’m glad Yaku’s here.” And among the murmurs of ascent, Inuoka goes ahead and adds, “he’s the team mom after all.”

 All the while Lev was chewing with a confused look on his face, “Why is Yaku-San a mom?”

Kenma sighs and speaks under his breath, “Coz he’s good at taking care of the team even if he is a bit strict. Won’t you liken him to being a mom too?" 

 Even though Kenma speaks quietly, everyone waits for the usually slow Lev to realize things, seeing as he’s the most frequent focus of Yaku’s motherly affections. So it was a bit baffling when Lev’s expression didn’t clear up and he answered:

 "Yaku-San wouldn’t like to be called mom though. He told me to call him Daddy.”

Imagine Haiba Alisa who always wanted a little sister and pouted for days when her mom told her she was getting a little brother.

Imagine Alisa who doted over her little brother to the point that he let her dress him up in her hair bows and their mother’s makeups when Lev was a toddler.

Imagine slightly older Lev who does not want to be apart of Alisa’s tea part and sobs his little eyes out when she makes him wear one of her dresses because “mommy I dont want to dress like a girl!’

Imagine Lev still wanting to be like his big sister though and accepting it when she paints his toes so they can match.

Imagine little Lev being much shorter than his big sister because she started growing tall quickly and he hasn’t yet, so he steals their mom’s high heels and stomps around the room to make noise when he realizes he’s still not as tall as Alisa.

Imagine Alisa getting a knack for makeup and hair styling, so now she always cuts Lev’s hair (with a couple tragedies, but now, his hair just gets too long when she’s not there to cut it).

Imagine Alisa pouting when Lev starts going through puberty because now he’s not her cut little brother anymore and he just smells like a man (wash your socks once in your life Lev).

Imagine Lev caving at 14 to wear makeup concealer that Alisa showed him how to use because of the bright red zit that showed up on his nose before picture day.

Just, imagine Lev and Alisa being perfect, catty little siblings who love each other more than anything.

Hc all the aces/aces to be in Haikyuu!! are asexual

ok so apparently today is kuroken day!!!
  • SO HERE’S A SMALL HEADCANON!! : -)
  • this is kuroo and kenma’s response to a video of lev twerking (don’t ask how i got this idea, it just floated into my brain)
  • kenma: i'm mortified.
  • kuroo: ... dude, lev....
  • kenma: every single time i set to him that video is going to be in my head... i think i'm crying
  • kuroo: .... damn lev....
  • kenma: *starts to pack his bag* can i move to karasuno now?
  • kuroo: LEV YOUR BOOTY IS HELLA FINE WHERE IS THE SUBSCRIBE BUTTON KENMA?! THIS IS HILARIOUS I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER.. HEAR THIS, KARASUNO! OUR ACE CAN TWERK BETTER THAN YOURS!
  • kenma: *mumbles to himself* help me *kuroo reaches over and grabs kenma and holds him there as he scrolls through lev's channel*
  • meanwhile in FUKURODANI...
  • *Bokuto and Akaashi are watching the same video, which has gone viral*
  • Akaashi: to be honest, bokuto-san, your twerking is way better.
  • bokuto: only you have seen me twerk!! maybe that could change one day...