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okay but what about a klance social media au

  • Lance is a popular youtuber who does a hodgepodge of things from lets plays or makeup tutorials or even prank vids
  • Keith is on a whole new level of pining
    • he’s Lance’s biggest fan
    • never misses a show
    • knows Lance’s posting schedule
    • is ALWAYS in the first 100 people to like it
  • Keith decides to start up a channel to try and get Lance to notice him
    • Lance doesn’t, but people do
    • he gains thousands after one video he does with his brother, Shiro
    • before he knows it, he’s one of the fastest growing channels on youtube
  • Lance notices then
  • They become rival youtube stars
    • commence the twitter vaguing (mostly from Lance, but Keith likes to think he’s just humoring him by responding), constantly trying to out-do one another on every social media platform they have
    • Keith’s pining
      • HARD
    • Lance is honestly trying
    • People start #Team Lance and #Team Keith
  • Their fans start shipping them and literally the comments telling them to collab are in the thousands
    • they make a q and a video together
  • Lance thinks it’ll be a flop
    • its his channels most viewed video
  • Keith is a Mess™ throughout the whole thing but thinks no one will notice
    • they do
  • They start a collab channel and it quickly grows faster than their individual channels
  • Basically fan to rival to friend to collab partner to actual partner as in THEYRE IN LOVE

anonymous asked:

lol how do you think aliens would react to finding out about identical twins?

Okay so at first I was like… human diversity in looks is pretty unique (to my knowledge with the exception of species we’ve tampered with i.e pigeons) and speaks to our historical lack of serious predators. But then I thought about aliens knowing this but then huMaNS SUDDENLY LOOK THE SAME?!?!?!
IS THIS A “PRANK”???
THEY’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE DEVELOPED SUCCESSFUL CLONING TECHNOLOGY YET?!?
ARE THEY SICK?!?

Followed by the human twins in question just going off on the standard answers with a sigh.
“Yes we’re twins, yes we’re identical, no we can not feel each other’s pain, yes we do argue occasionally, no we do not have psychic powers-” at which point the alien just cuts them off because wtf some humans havE PSYCHIC POWERS!?!? Clearly some do, seeing as these humans are so used to being asked if they’re one of them. And there have been accounts of it in written form - the various YA novels descriptions come to mind. A human once said these were written lies, but with so many accounts of it, that sounds less likely than it just being something they want to keep secret.

Identically looking human psychics are quickly added as point number 492 to The Grand List of Reason NOT to Mess With Humans.

eatshitmineta  asked:

not to be that person but jotaro has a rocking tattoo thats ocean related and also unrelated do u have any pride hcs? like how they are at pride parades(is that the right thing??) and if they go or not?

i just realized i read this wrong….i thought you were talking about jotaro having a pride related ocean tattoo and i absolutely jumped at the idea

anonymous asked:

AU where WS Steve is saved by Bucky!Cap

There is a buzz in his mind. A blanket of white noise stretching to every corner of his thoughts. A constant ringing coating every object in his visual field, every word that he hears.

He can’t think.

“Captain, he’s been stabilized.”

He can’t believe—

“Did he speak?”

After all these years, decades

“No, Captain.”

He can’t breathe.

“I want to see him.”

“Of course, Captain.”


His smile is different.

After all the things that Bucky’s learned for the past few days, that’s the thing that makes him cry.


“Your name is Steven Grant Rogers. You were born on July 4, 1918 to Sarah and Joseph Rogers.”

“Nimesi on James Buchanan Barnes. Synnyit 10. maaliskuuta, 1917 George ja Winifred Barnesille. Sinulla oli sisko, Rebecca. Hän kuoli kolme vuotta sitten. Olet kohteeni.” (1)

Is that…

“Aion tappaa sinut. Sinä lipsut. Epäonnistut. Viillän kurkkusi auki. Et ole ensimmäinen kohteeni etkä jää viimeiseksi.” (2)

Finnish.

Bucky almost laughs. Steve’s always been good at picking up languages. Finnish is a little unexpected though.

“We used to be best friends. You are my friend. I’m not gonna hurt you, but I’m not gonna let you hurt anyone else either.”

“On aika hellyyttävää, että luulet voivasi pysäyttää minut.” (3)


(1) Your name is James Buchanan Barnes. You were born March 10, 1917 to George and Winifred Barnes. You had a sister, Rebecca. She died three years ago. You are my mission.

(2) I’m going to kill you. You will slip. You will fail. I will slit your throat open. You are not my first mission and you will not be the last.

(3) It’s cute that you think you can stop me.


“I’m not going to tell you what you already know, James.”

“Good. Don’t.”

Natasha moves to face him. The last time she looked straight at him, she told him Peggy Carter has died. “I don’t know how much longer I can stall Fury. He’s a little less hopeful of hostile threats since Loki.”

Bucky takes a moment to let that settle in, a moment to swallow his anger. “Steve isn’t Loki, Natasha. Steve isn’t some psychopathic alien. He’s Captain America. He’s the reason we’re not all dead already.”

You’re Captain America, James. The man in there, he’s the Winter Soldier. Do us all a favor and get that in your head before you end up dead.”

“He won’t kill me.”


“Dreiundsiebzig Tage, Kommandant. Es war einsam hier.” (4) Steve tilts his head with a smile. Steve’s smile. It makes his entire face soften. “Ich hab dich vermisst, Bucky.” (5)

“Du kannst wohl kaum mir die Schuld dafür geben. Als ich das letzte Mal hier war, hast du versucht, mir mit einem Stift in die Halsschlagader zu stechen.” (6)

Steve shrugs, his pretenses falling off like clothes after a rough day. “Ich habe dich gewarnt.” (7)

Bucky smiles. “Ich weiß.” (8)  

“Und trotzdem bist du hier…” (9)

“Was soll ich sagen? Ich habe dich vermisst, Steve.” (10)


(4) Seventy-three days, Captain. It’s been lonely.

(5) I’ve missed you, Bucky. 

(6) You can hardly blame me for it. When I was here the last time, you tried to stab me with a pen in the carotid artery.

(7) I warned you.

(8) I know.

(9) And yet, you are here…

(10) What can I say? I missed you, Steve


“Dr. Cho said you requested me here.” Bucky slides his hands into his pockets and waits. He’s waited for almost century. He can wait for a few minutes, years.

“I…” Steve swallows. “I’m positive that Dr. Helen Cho has alerted you of my…nightmares.”

“Yes. She told me when they started.”

“I know they wiped my memories. I kn—I’ve always known. It’s never…interfered in a mission. Before. I—I. It never bothered me. I never wished to know my past. I never—” Steve shoots his feet and paces in his cell. He stops in front of Bucky and walks towards him. The barrier stretches around him, crackling with electricity. “My dreams. They’re all of you,” he whispers. “Of…us.


“He misses you.”

“He?”

Your Steve.”

“You are my Steve.”

“I’m not.”


“I wish was.”

Imagine that the team is having a meeting about a particular strategy and Keith is like “We just have to mullet over” and nothing could ever be greater than seeing the pure surprise and joy all over Lance’s face when he bursts out laughing like “YOU JUST MADE A MULLET JOKE” and Keith knows that, even though he’ll never live it down, it was totally worth it.

anonymous asked:

headcanon: alex SO knows the bill nye the science guy theme song OHMYOGF One day she's working in her lab and Maggie comes to bring her lunch but since Alex is very focused she doesn't sense Maggie's presence and is humming to the bill nye the science guy theme AND maggie thinks its the CUTEST thing

Dear sweet lord these nerds.

[translations] 2017.07.11 NCT 127 Cherry Bomb fan sign at Yongsan (Haechan‘s fan accounts)

https://www.instagram.com/p/BWaKoaclQKW/

1. OP: What did Haechan receive from Jeno and Jisung for your birthday?
HC: What did I get… Ah, I got cash.
OP: From Jisung?
HC: Both of them. Jisung always gifts money, but Jeno gave money to me only this time round.
OP: And, what about that 1000 piece puzzle?
HC: Puzzle? *looks at Mark on purpose for him to listen* Not yet! I didn’t even touch it!
Mark: Ha…………….. [musicstar1l22]

2. Haechan entered the venue after Johnny, a lot of focus went to him so he started walking really slowly it was so cute kekekeke

Initially HC couldn’t open the cap of the bottle, after some struggles he passed it to Mark for help. After that he spilled the water on the table, so he used tissue to wipe it.

Throughout the fansign he and Mark kept interacting with each other. When Mark used his clothes to wipe his glasses, HC judged him. When it was time for their ment, the sequence was Mark -> Donghyuck -> Taeyong. While Mark was holding the mike, the 2 of them (HC and MK) started conversing among themselves, Donghyuck used his shoulders to touch Mark’s.

Haechan placed 3 pens (used for signing) in between his fingers, and used that hand to hit Mark’s thigh.

OP showed the Polaroid she got of Haechan. Haechan is amazed because it’s his first time seeing the actual thing. He added that they really took 100 photos [soldhc]

3. Haechan: Hello~
OP: I’m noona!
HC: Noona~~
OP: Yeah! Any type of drinks you like?
HC: Nothing in particular, but recently I have cravings for barley tea
OP: Oh barley tea! Any fragrance you like?
HC: Fragrance? I only think of perfume.. Cl.. Clean…
OP: Clean warm cotton!
HC: Thank you! *OP says he kept the eye contact with her until she walked away* [990802_MarkLeee]

4. OP asked Haechan which color would represent him the best. He said he has no color. OP asked why. He said,”Because I can fit any color so it’s LIMITLESS colors!” [soldhc]

5. OP asked Donghyuck if he changed his signature, and the reason for that change. Haechan says just before Firetruck he fixed his signature in a rush, so he decided to change it this time! [962O1]

6. Haechan has been listening to DPR LIVE recently [moonandwin]

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anonymous asked:

just imagine lance and keith switching bodies after some "weird" experience they had in some other mission. and then they just wake up and everyone hears lance in keith's body screaming "I HAVE A FUCKING MULLET, NOOOOO" and keith is like "what the fuck is going on with me? wait - wHAT TEH FUCK IS GOINDG ON WITH ME?" and they freak out together just screaming and panicking.

OH MY GOD

Keith is like all *internal screaming* while Lance is more of the external screaming type like 

Lance:

  • Lance freaking out bc instead of avoiding Keith’s extremely cute annoying face, he’s forced to see it in the mirror for however long they’re stuck like this
    • “Hunk….I can’t do this…”
    • “Don’t worry, Lance, we’ll figure out how to get you two back into your own bodies soon enough.”
    • “Nonononono thATS NOT MY PROBLEM IS THAT I HAVE A MULLET HUNK.  A MULLET.  AND THE WORST PART????????? ITS FUCKING SOFT GOD DAMMIT AND HAVE U EVER NOTICED HOW PRETTY KEITHS EYES ARE???? NO???? WELL HHAHAHHAHH THEYRE GORGEOUS god i think im in love with him”
  • him being extremely dramatic about it
    • “i cant do this”
    • “youre being dramatic”
    • “I have a mullet i think im entitled”

Keith:

  • Keith can’t stop rubbing Lance’s his face like i gotta get me some of these skin care products bc holy shit?? so soft?? 
    • “Pidge touch my face”
    • “what???? no ew gross?”
    • “its soft pidge.  so soft.  i cant stop TOUCHING HIS FACE”
    • “dude stop”
    • “so soft”
  • He is also completely obsessed with Lance’s eyes like
    • “Pidge his eyes”
    • “he has them, yes im aware”
    • “nononno have u ever noticed how BLUE they are??”
    • “that would be his eye color yes”
    • “but theyre so blue?? illegal.  not fair.”
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This is my art for Team Fortune for this year’s Cap-IM RBB!

My writer is the amazing Woad - thank you @tinctoriawoad (it won’t tag you oh no!) for picking my art and being so awesome!  

Woad’s avengers assemble ‘verse fic Fishy Business is fantastic, and I love it! I got inspired by it to do more than the original art, as you see above!

:D Go read it, guys, you won’t regret it! :D

 Fishy Business

Warnings: G-Rated Body Horror/Transformation

Summary: A perfectly nice beach vacation is interrupted when an AIM science experiment leaves Tony with gills. Which might be cool under certain circumstance, except for the other side-effect: Tony’s unable to breath air anymore. The team learns that Atlantis may be able to help, so together they go in search for a cure.

ok bein From Maine

w his age, if dex lives coastal he’s not 2 likely 2 have tht Good Ol Mainer accent n if he lives rural but kinda urban he’s not likely 2 have it either, so i propose dex who lives in an old mill town where the mill’s been shut down or smth cos that’s usually where u find the old guys who gripe all the time n have The Accent n it rubs off on the younger people around there

so thts how u get dex who says fuckin shit like “poindextah” n “larisser” (cos u jus…… take the er sound n replace it w the ah/uh sound n vice versa) n fuckin. ayuh

on that note tho w the likelihood tht dex doesn’t even HAVE an accent

“hey dex say lobster” “lobster” “no w the maine accent” “i don’t have a maine accent” “but ur from maine” “yea fuckin oxford county maine not penobscot”

mythtree  asked:

HULLO I NEED TO ASK OF YOU, HAVE YOU SEEN THE LATEST HAIKYUU CHAPTER AND WILLING TO TALK ABOUT OUR QUEEN AND HOLY MOTHER KIYOKO

YES AND I SURE AM, DO YOU EVER JUST THINK YOU CAN’T LOVE A CHARACTER MORE AND THEN THEY LEAP OVER THE HURDLE OF YOUR HEART AND PROVE YOU WRONG BC THAT’S KIYOKO TO ME WHAT A HERO

vivalachocolate  asked:

Klance height headcannon: ok, so Kieth is smaller than Lance rn, but he's also half galra and they are HUGE. So everyone is all like, "aw, Lance and his smol galra bf" but give them a few years and it'll be" aw, Kieth and his smol human bf.

Can you imagine Lance just being like “LOOK AT MY TINY BF” and then Keith’s like >:3c and just transforms into a Galra, towering over Lance, like “I’m sorry….what was that?”

Lance Headcanons
  • loves Cupcake Wars. he has seen every episode. anyone watching Cupcake Wars with him should be prepared to lose their hearing.
    • “DONNA OH MY GOD!!! FLORIAN H A T E S RED VELVET HAVE YOU NOT DONE YOUR RESEARCH???” “PREMADE DECORATIONS??? ARE YOU KIDDING ME JAMAL???” “you do know they can’t hear you” “SHOW ME WHERE I ASKED KEITH!!!! JESUS GOD!!!!!!”
  • knows every word of My House by Flo Rida and belts it at the top of his lungs whenever possible
  • cites Wannabe by the Spice Girls as one of the best songs in human history
  • eats food while food is in the microwave/oven
    • Lance: *walks into the kitchen* Hunk: hey babe, dinner will be ready in like ten minutes. Lance: *opening the cupboard and grabbing the peanut butter jar* awesome, what are we having? Hunk: lasagna! Lance: *eating peanut butter straight from the jar* can’t wait! Hunk: ….what are you doing. Lance: eating a snack? Hunk: ……………
  • definitely drinks pickle juice straight from the jar
    • Lance: what? Pidge: you disgust me
  • hates shoes. finds them limiting. goes without them whenever possible
    • has some serious callouses because of it
    • has definitely stepped in gum barefoot
    • if he has to wear shoes he wears flipflips bc its the least shoe like shoe that exists
  • has clinical depression. he tries to hide it under jokes and fake smiles, but it’s there. he tries to talk about how he feels as little as humanly possible.
  • has two moms!!
    • hunk also has two moms, and that commonality is a large part of the reason their moms became friends. and because their moms were friends, they’ve been friends since birth.
  • is very passionate about his love of goldfish
  • will wear tank tops at every opportunity
  • very vocal when he sees someone being bullied in public. it’s the big brother in him. if he sees someone being picked on, he’s going to stand up for them, whether he knows them or not.
  • fun graphic tees are his jam. his only regret about leaving the garrison for space when he did is that he was wearing the most boring shirt in his closet. now who knows when he’ll see his star wars t shirt collection again??
  • Loud And Proud Bisexual
  • is really good at predicting the endings to movies??? no one likes sitting next to him in the theater bc he’ll whisper his prediction for all the plot twists and he’s always freaking right.
  • overuses the 💯 emoji
  • is anemic and needs to take iron pills to keep Big And Strong
  • sleeps nakey
  • also ends up kicking all stuffed animals/blankets/pillows onto the floor during the course of the night. even he doesn’t know how he does it.
  • lucid dreamer
  • is always the one who’s slightly blurry or has his eyes closed in group photos
  • snapchat story is always a liiiiittle bit too long
  • really bad at magic tricks
  • *throws balled up paper at trash can* “kobe!” *misses*
  • would lay down his life for nike products
  • at every social outing involving money ever: *nudges Hunk* “hey dude can you spot me”
  • hates crocs. with a burning passion. they are disgusting. why would any human being want them on their body. why.
  • loves fanny packs. practical. colorful. a bold fashion statement. he owns five.
  • in any and every social situation: *dabs*
  • really bad at accepting honest compliments. all of his confidence is exaggerated for humor. he’s low key really insecure, and so when people earnestly compliment him, he really doesn’t know how to take it.
  • great at braiding hair.
  • has about 20 snapchat streaks at a time
  • a lil bit of a helicopter friend. he doesn’t necessarily always know what to do what to make his friends feel better, but he wants to help, so he has a bit of a habit of hovering when he doesn’t know what else to do.
  • enjoys tofu a lot
  • his hair gets wavy when it grows out more
  • has never had a sunburn in his life. his tan lines though??? horrible 

anonymous asked:

Headcanon: Alex and Maggie binge every bad crime show they can find, just to point out EVERY. SINGLE. MISTAKE. while stuffing themselves with pizza and (vegan) ice cream. Despite denying it, Alex absolutely loves the latter. Four or five episodes in, Maggie then falls asleep on top of Alex and Alex is just the happiest gay bean in the world.

Obviously this happens.

So imagine that Noodle is fairly modest about stuff. Like, sure, she will brag about something now and then, but she’s not very in-your-face about it …
Unless she’s drunk.


“Did you hear about the time I fought like a BAZILLION zOMBIES … by mYSELF … WHEN I WAS 8”
“You were twel-”
“ALL OF THEM. DEAD … AGAIN fuckin losers


“Where did you get that scar?”
“I was defending a cruise liner from a pirate attack.”
“That one?”
“Pffft training exercise. You should see the other guy. The cemetery’s a few blocks south of here.”
“What about your eye?”

“I feLL OUT OF THE SKY AND DIED