Okay, but like we have the stereotypical aliens as bland, tiny grey-skinned things with large, slanted, pupiless eyes… but what if that’s just their version of a hazmat suit?

Like… if humans were in contact with aliens, they’d make them wear something protective… right?

They might look completely different underneath?

“People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) is an organization that publicly claims to represent the best interest of animals – indeed their “ethical treatment.” Yet approximately 2,000 animals pass through PETA’s front door every year and very few make it out alive. The vast majority – 96 percent in 2011 – exit the facility out the back door after they have been killed, when Pet Cremation Services of Tidewater stops by on their regular visits to pick up their remains. Between these visits, the bodies are stored in the giant walk-in freezer PETA installed for this very purpose. It is a freezer that cost $9,370 and, like the company which incinerates the bodies of PETA’s victims, was paid for with the donations of animal lovers who could never have imagined that the money they donated to help animals would be used to end their lives instead. In fact, in the last 11 years, PETA has killed 29,426 dogs, cats, rabbits, and other domestic animals.”

“A supermarket dumpster full of garbage bags. When police officers looked inside, they found the bodies of dead animals – animals killed by PETA. PETA described these animals as “adorable” and “perfect.” A veterinarian who naively gave PETA some of the animals, thinking they would find them homes, and examined the dead bodies of others, testified that they were “healthy” and “adoptable."”

“The PETA field killing kit found by police in the back of the PETA death van in Ahsokie, North Carolina.”

“An Ahsokie Police Detective dressed in a hazmat suit prepares to bury a puppy killed by PETA. This puppy and dozens of other animals including cats and kittens were found by police throughout June of 2005 after PETA employees dumped them in a garbage bin in North Carolina.’”

“Puppies killed by PETA in the back of a van – a donor-funded slaughterhouse on wheels. Despite $35,000,000 in annual revenues and millions of "animal-loving” members, PETA does not even try to find them homes. PETA has no adoption hours, does no adoption promotion, has no adoption floor, but is registered with the State of Virginia as a “humane society” or “animal shelter."”

“Not only does PETA kill animals, they also defend the killing of animals by others. This is a dying kitten in a Houston shelter after staff "lost” the kitten. When he was found, he was near death. His last hours were ones of suffering.”

“A puppy dying of parvovirus in the Houston shelter is not given anything soft to lie on as she urinates all over herself. Here she sits, unable to keep her head up, alone in a cold, barren stainless steel cage without receiving necessary veterinary care. Other shelters have a better than 90% rate of saving dogs with parvovirus.”

“The PETA solution: dead “feral” cats in a Florida shelter. PETA successfully defeated SB 1320, a law that would have clarified that nonlethal programs to neuter and release feral cats, rather than killing them, are legal in Florida. As shelters and health departments nationwide embrace trap-neuter-release programs, PETA remains a stalwart opponent of this humane alternative to killing, arguing that healthy feral cats should continue to be killed, even urging their supporters to take them to shelters or veterinarians to do so. The PETA website states that, “the most compassionate choice is to euthanize feral cats. You can ask your veterinarian to do this or, if your local shelter uses an injection of sodium pentobarbital, take the cats there.” This shelter used “an injection of sodium pentobarbital,” killing the cats in front of other cats, catch-poling the cats as they tried to flee while they urinated and defecated all over the kennel in fear. That is how terrified feral cats behave in shelters. Apparently to PETA, this is as it should be.”

“A cat in the King County, Washington shelter begs for food and water. Cats in the infirmary were not fed or given water over a three-day holiday weekend and both their food bowls and water bowls are empty. Although staff was assigned to the shelter, supervisors and staff chose to socialize instead. I was hired by the King County Council to assess the shelter. My advice: Hire supervisors who are not part of the same union so as to eliminate conflicts of interest; all staff should be given a checklist of assigned duties; and supervisors should double check that those duties have been done. In a letter to the King County Council, PETA told officials not to listen to me because I was “radical.” Read the full article Written By: Nathan J. Winograd (Huffington Post, Director, No Kill Advocacy Center): http://www.huffingtonpost.com/nathan-j-winograd/peta-kills-puppies-kittens_b_2979220.html”

(via Repost for Awareness - F*ck PETA)

Bellamy: I’M DONE CLARKE *steps into his hazmat suit* YOU DIDN’T EVEN TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PLAN TO TAKE THE BUNKER *zips up the suit* YOU LEFT MY SISTER AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE OUT THERE TO DIE *puts on his boots* YOU LET THEM TAZE ME *pulls on his gloves*  YOU LET THEM LOCK ME UP *duct tapes gloves in place* YOU POINTED A GUN AT ME *pulls on helmet* AND NOW YOU THINK I’M JUST GONNA GO ALONG WITH ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR PLANS?? *grabs the keys to the rover* DO YOU WANNA DRIVE OR ARE YOU TAKING SHOTGUN?

As if this show doesn’t blow our minds enough, ...

… watch it back, it’s actually Kala who knocks out the second guard whilst Lito and Riley hold guns on Will, having knocked out the first, to distract the second during the Whispers extraction scene, and it’s also Kala, a married-in-to-wealth upper-class demure Indian woman, who drives the getaway van to the meet-up with Sun, Nomanita, and Capheus, whom have Jonas, because the figure clad in a hazmat suit who does these two things has breasts and a ponytail bump. … Shit gets real when you mess with the man who she actually loves. #FreeWolfie

Following a bit of the idea of Earth the Death Planet, and humans as terrifying survivalist space orcs, and the Space Australia Medicine story:

an intergalactic spaceship with a crew of diverse aliens, and one of the crewmembers is always, always in a hazmat suit

but not for their protection

the hazmat suit is to prevent the human from infecting anything they encounter with any of the countless benign-to-us microorganisms that are just chilling in and on our bodies all the time


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Calypso: I’m sorry, don’t you find them a little strange?

Piper: Did you see E.T.?

Calypso: The movie? Yeah. Why?

Piper: Remember Elliot? He and E.T. have this weird and disturbing bond. If he got sick, E.T. got sick, if E.T. got drunk, Elliot got drunk. That’s kinda like Jason and Leo. Meanwhile, you and I are like the government guys in the white hazmat suits, you know, we’re trying to steer them in the right direction, but in the end, we just don’t understand.