haywire 2011

Birtday Alert!

It is Fassy’s birthday! (and tomorrow is mine yay! I will be officially 19 in less than 12 hours -I want to be little again tho- :D)

So, it’s celebration time!

In the year 1977 a boy named Michael was born on the second of April in Heidelberg, Baden-Württemberg, Germany.

He was a very adorable boy, little Fassy, playing Superman games with his cousins in Ireland…

(the shark grin is the same!)

He grew up, appeared in a few productions, started to show himself,

as Hermann in Hearts & Bones (2001)

as Sgt. Burton ‘Pat’ Christenson’ in Band of Brothers (2001) 

as Guy Fawkes in Gunpowder, Treason & Plot (2004)

as Harry Coleburn in A Bear Named Winnie (2004)

as Caz Miller in Murphy’s Law (2005)

as Azazeal in Hex (2004-2005)

and then this role came but he still had time to show himself for real…

as Stelios in 300 (2006)

as Esme in Angel (2007)

as Barney in Wedding Belles (2007)

and then Hunger came (but I won’t put a gif or picture of him in Hunger because it really makes me sad seeing him like that…) after Hunger we saw him in Eden Lake (2008) as Steve:

then Thomas Rainsborough in The Devil’s Whore (2008) came with his hair and beard…

after Thomas, Conor came with his charm (but still I don’t think he is a good man.) in Fish Tank (2009)

ooh, the one that followed is one of mt favourites for sure, he was so yummy in this role of course but he was really shining in the scenes as well, the first time that I watched him (actually I watched 300 before this, but I didn’t know it was him)

of course I am talking about beloved Lt. Archie Hicox in Inglorious Basterds (2009)!

he was the star of his scene for sure!

Quintus Dias in Centurion (2010) followed Archie.

then Burke in Jonah Hex (2010) (I still haven’t watched this film though…)

and we saw another of my favourites, dear Rochester in Jane Eyre (2011)

the following role of him earned him many many new fans for sure:

he became the young Magneto/Erik Lensherr in X-Men: First Class (2011) he met James again which resulted in a life ruining bromance *sigh*

you both are…

Erik was followed by A Dangerous Method (2011), Shame (2011), and Haywire (2011). As Brandon in Shame we saw what he really got you know and perfect acting…

and in Haywire:

he was simply delicious.

after these we got David, Edwin Epps, the Counselor and Frank.

I personally have a thing for Blonde Fassy (he is perfect as ginger tho, for sure) and he was even hot as a robot…

Edwin and his perfect beard (I hate the character tho, he may be the worst for me)

and Frank

and the sexy bastard the Counselor:

this movie was basically porn.

extreme eyefucks (you’ve been warned!):

sweatpants porn (continuation of Shame):

the infamous first scene:

black shirt of sex:

and intense stare porn:

bonus because I love this:

X-Men: Days of Future Past Erik was even hotter:

yes… you’ve ruined us Fassy…

and now I am trying to prepare myself for Slow West, Trespass Aginst Us and Weightless (untitled Terrence Malick project is finallt titled can you believe it?!)

because as far as we saw of Silas, we are ruined.

but put all these important roles and films aside, he is a now 38-year-old goofy and adorable man with a smile so big that when I see it I can’t help but smile as well…

and he is hot as hell…

smoking Fassy deserves a special place don’t you think?

and at last my personal favourites!

yeah, I enjoy that too.


I hope he is having a wonderful birthday! He is a real talent and a real beauty. He has come so far.

after all:

I am tagging a bunch love you all :)

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