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  • Washijou: *pointing to broken coffee maker*
  • Washijou: Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
  • Reon: … I did. I broke it-
  • Washijou: No. No, you didn’t. Tendou?
  • Tendou: Don’t look at me, look at Eita.
  • Semi: What? I didn’t break it!
  • Tendou: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
  • Semi: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
  • Tendou: Suspicious…
  • Semi: No, it’s not!
  • Goshiki: If it matters, probably not but… Shirabu-senpai was the last one to use it.
  • Shirabu: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
  • Kawanishi: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Shirabu: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that, Taichi!
  • Reon: Let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Coach.
  • Washijou: No. Who broke it?
  • Yamagata: Coach, Kawanishi has been awfully quiet-
  • Kawanishi: Really?
  • Yamagata: Yeah, really!
  • Everyone: *screaming*
  • Washijou: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict in ten minutes from now they’ll be at each others throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick… good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Have some random Haikyuu!! headcanons, and yes there will be some Ushiten and maybe some Semishira because i am trash for these ships 

  • Tendou has a tumblr account devoted entirely to anime, music, and his cosplaying 
  • Kenma and Akaashi had a pizza eating contest once, it ended with Kenma throwing up and Akaashi passing out
  • Akaashi won
  • Oikawa being taken to shiratorizawa by Reon, Semi, and Yamagata so that he could help Ushijima confess to Tendou (because i am Ushiten trash)
  • Tendou, Tsukishima, and Kenma are all internet friends
  • Tsukishima freaks out when he finds out that he and Tendou share the same taste in music. He refuses to acknowledge it at first, but they become friends eventually
  • Daishou suguru meets Terushima and they hit it off so well, like, they become best friends and everyone is so confused 
  • Semishira on a shopping date 
  • just imagine the two of them making each other try on embarrassing stuff and being blushing messes
  • imagine the two of them being salt shakers together, and judging people while holding hands and sharing ice cream 
  • first year Tendou pretending to be sick so that he can stay home and play video games
  • then the others (Reon, Semi, and Yamagata) make Ushijima bring Tendou the work that he missed because they know Tendou has a crush on ushi. so ushi finds out that tendou isn’t sick, but tendou doesn’t want to go to practice so they just stay in the house and play video games
  • Tendou: Which country has the most birds?
  • Tendou: PortuGEESE
  • Tendou: Wait
  • Semi: That's a language
  • Yamagata: PortuGULL
  • Reon: Nice recovery
  • Shirabu: Don't you mean reDOVEry?
  • Kawanishi: Turkey, how did you miss Turkey.
shiratorizawa at the park
  • semi dares shirabu to jump form the swing at a really high point
  • needless to say shirabu fell on his face, semi was laughing so hard that he scared away the children
  • goshiki gets invited into a game of tag with a bunch of kindergarteners and starts crying when he’s the first one out 
  •  tendou tries to convince the shiratorizawa team to  play a game of wood chips
  • they all say no (except for ushijima)
  • tendou tries to get out of playing by fake tripping, only he actually ends up falling on his face like a loser (he’s still my fav tho)
  • yamagata is having the time of his life b/c he’s being greeted by all these cute dogs nd stuff
  • reon is stressing out b/c most of the team is either injured or out of sight
  • reon needs a vacation
  • srsly tho pls give him a vacation
  • kawanishi doesn’t want to be there, so upon arriving he decides to go for a walk and gets lost deep in the woods (someone save him pls, he doesn’t know how to function outside of the internet and the volleyball court)
  • just because i love ushiten
  • after tendou gets hurt ushijima gives him a piggy back ride to a store to get bandaids, but then they get lost (b/c ushi has no sense of direction) cue adorable ushiten date complete with ice cream and kittens
  • kawanishi finds them and dies of cuteness 
  • they have to drag him back with them
  • reon finds them all (eventually)
  • they agree to never go back and reon gets his vacation 

Just because i’m trash here are some Shiratorizawa third year headcanons for the soul 

  • Semi has watched Naruto before, but he didn’t like it. He hasn’t told Tendou b/c he knows that he’ll freak out and start yelling at him
  • Ushijima likes scary movies but Tendou doesn’t, so after watching The Ring (or some other scary movie) Tendou convinces Ushijima to watch sailor moon with him
  • Ushijima is now obsessed with sailor moon
  • Even when he was a first year, Reon looked older than he actually was, so Tendou, Yamagata, and Semi would all call him senpai. Meanwhile Ushijima was confused as to why his fellow first years were calling each other senpai
  • You know how Yamagata’s current concern is that he can’t find his phone, well just imagine Tendou taping Yamagata’s phone to his back and taking videos of Yamagata trying to look for it 
  • just picture Yamagata running around for, like, an hour looking for his phone only for him to find it when he takes his shirt off in the locker room
  • Tendou slowly convincing the others to watch anime and all of them eventually finding ones the like, but not telling Tendou b/c they know he’ll freak out and spoil the entire thing
  • Ushijima likes magical girl animes like pretty cure and cardcaptor Sakura, but his favorite is sailor moon
  • Semi is into a lot of classics, but some of his favorites also include Bleach, YuYu hakusho, and Hunter x Hunter
  • Reon is into all the mainstream anime like Naruto and Fairy Tail, but he also likes sports anime (particularly Hajime no ippo and Slam Dunk)
  • Yamagata likes a lot of the darker stuff like Tokyo Ghoul, Parasyte, and Mirai Nikki
  • Tendou is proud of all of them 
  • They all think that Ushijima is the cutest most awkward nerd ever (which he is) especially when he talks about farming or shoujou anime.
  • They also take it upon themselves to teach Ushijima some social cues in their spare time, or in between practice 
  • Bonus: Tendou has convinced them all to cosplay as Hunter xHunter characters with him for a convention       

i realize that i do a lot of headcanon posts for the shiratorizawa team, and i’ve also noticed that their are a lot of headcanon posts for the other teams third years so i thought “why not make some for the shiratorizawa third years?”

(and so this is the result)

I have Shiratorizawa head cannons for all of you, they’re really more like Shiratorizawa sleep time head cannons. (It sounded cute in my head so I’m just gonna go for it lol)

  • Ushijima is actually a light sleeper, he also doesn’t move around a lot but is always okay with Tendou clinging to him during training camps.
  • His dreams used to be entirely of farming and volleyball, but since meeting and becoming friends with the other third years he sometimes dreams of them. (occasionally he will get nightmares, he doesn’t say anything about it, but Tendou knows and will initiate feel better cuddles.)
  • Tendou is a very heavy sleeper, trying to wake him up takes, like, a good 30 minutes. He also snores, it’s nothing loud though. Tendou will also cling to anything near him because he gets cold easily, as a result he sleeps w/ a lot of pillows. (he also sleeps near Ushijima during training camps, b/c Ushi likes it when Tendou clings to him)
  • His dreams are really weird and surreal (probably something anime related) . He’s also easily susceptible to getting nightmares (Ushi helps calm him down when it happens). Tendou is also a sleep talker, sometimes he’ll “wake up” for a moment and say or describe something really creepy. (he doesn’t remember anything tho)
  • Reon has the most normal sleeping habits out of any of the third years, but if he doesn’t set his alarm then there’s a good chance he won’t wake up until late afternoon (that boy can sleep). He isn’t a clingy sleeper but doesn’t mind when Tendou or anyone clings to him in their sleep (bless him)
  • His dreams are pretty normal, he can’t seem to remember them very well, though. Reon doesn’t get nightmares often and usually they aren’t bad at all. The only thing that freaks him out is that he’ll occasionaly get sleep paralysis. (have any of you guys ever experienced that?)
  • Semi is a very light sleeper, it takes him a few hours to get to actually get sleep. Usually he listens to classical music to help him. He will also wake up really early. His insomnia got to a point that the other third years had to intervene. (it was quite worrying, Reon was freaking out)
  • His dreams are very vivid and very realistic, this is also part of the reason why he can’t get any sleep, because even when he’s asleep he feels like he’s awake. He’ll have the occasional nightmare, but when he wakes up he just thinks about how stupid it was. (Shirabu has also helped him with regulating a sleep schedual and will sometimes offer to stay with him untill he falls asleep) 
  • Yamagata is a heavy sleeper, unlike Tendou though, he isn’t clingy but will roll around and sleep in a bunch of weird poses. He likes taking naps in his classes instead of his dorm which gets him in a bunch of trouble
  • His dreams are very action packed, they’re the kinds of dreams that paint him as the main superhero or the person from some prophesy. (he’ll also kick things in his sleep b/c his dream self does it)
  • Shirabu has a very healthy normal sleeping schedule, he moves around in his sleep a little bit, but not too much. He’s also a morning person and likes to wake up early
  • He has been able to lucid dream since he was a child. He usually makes it so that the dreams are nice and peaceful (maybe the occasional date with Semi) He doesn’t really get nightmares, normally they’re the “i got left behind” kind
  • Kawanishi is a heavy sleeper, he wakes up early in the morning though. He doesn’t get up instantly, usually he just lays in his bed until someone drags him out of it. 
  • He’s a sleep walker, he’ll just get up in the middle of the night and start walking around his dorm. Tendou has to make sure to warn people not to wake him up or Kawanishi will flip a shit. He can’t remember most of his dreams, but he does have one recurring dream where he’s falling out of a plane and his body will physically jump (this happens to me)
  • Goshiki is a very active sleeper, he’ll role around and walk and talk, he also has an obnoxiously loud snore. He and Ushijima are like walking heaters, so during training camps Tendou will also roll to him. (it makes lil Goshiki so flustered, and it makes Ushi jealous) 
  • Goshiki taught himself how to lucid dream, he usually makes himself a superhero or dreams himself as the super ace of Shiratorizawa

I ran out of steam towards the end (sorry Goshiki) but I still like how it turned out. I honestly love Shiratorizawa so much, I can’t even. (can you point out the not so subtle Ushiten and Semishira)