haylor stop

Stunt Fatigue

I’m looking over my page and realizing it’s been ages since I posted ANYTHING. I think the Chernobyl stunt has been too much for me, and while I’ve been lurking and staying updated on my OT5, my Liam heart just hasn’t had the strength to create content throughout all this mess. And the fact that there are fans out there that will dissect the remotest wink from Harry to anyone that’s not Louis, but will just accept this disgusting bs narrative surrounding Liam drives me crazy.

 It’s so obvious none of them are “out free.” Even the ones with new management, or new record labels. Watching so-called Ziams slam Liam for these tiny pinches of shade thrown at Zayn is even more upsetting, because you guys should know who Liam is, and that everything we see from him right now is directed and approved by their demented overlords. So the next time you’re thinking about boycotting Liam, or Harry, or Niall (is there a jealous fuck out there that would boycott Niall? What is wrong with you? I don’t like slow hands either but the boy is sunshine incarnate), take a walk to the interwebs and google up modest management’s website. The second picture you see (after poor Nialler) is One Direction.

Still repped by modest. Still signed to Syco. And remember that this is only “hiatus” which means whatever they want it to mean. Which is probably this:

 One Direction will not be releasing any music or touring while Sony tries to push Harry Styles down your throats. In the meantime, expect the same stunt foolery you’ve come to expect from modest! management, as they’ve signed their souls over to us in blood. 

Since Louis already gave you “I knocked up a thottie at the club, but immediately started dating an actress because, hetero,“ our next trick will be Liam falls prey to the whole “sexy teacher wants a baby” storyline, because nothing sells hetero like an icky pedophilia-laced desperate woman scenario. It will be perfect to sell Liam’s new brand of teen pop. Meanwhile, Harry will write an album full of tired sexist tropes while promoting feminism, and wear a plethora of rainbows while reminding us all about him and Taylor Swift. Oh, and Niall’s gonna have brown hair now. It’s more manly.

So this is why I haven’t been posting. It’s all so gross. But at the same time, I love these boys so freaking much. I can’t quit them. And while I hate these disgusting narratives they are being forced to play out, I don’t believe them. And if I tuned out completely I would miss things like this:

Payne chain promo or not, I heart this with my entire soul. So eff you Simon & Co. you’re not going to ruin 1d for me.

anonymous asked:

Honestly, two ghosts being about Louis makes a lot of sense. Antis claim it's not because of the red lips thing, I even saw one day 'how can larries say it's about Louis when he has no lips" (which?? The fuck?? Fuck off antis), but do they realise that Taylor doesn't have red lips without lipstick either? And that the song was written before haylor when Larry stopped interacting? Jfc, I'm just normal fan, yet even I see that the song is about Louis, how are the so blind??

the timelines sync up perfectly h/l-wise there’s no denying that but they can keep on pulling silly string out of their asses i guess

Evolution of Harry Styles's explanation about 'Perfect' being rumored to be about Taylor Swift: a chronology
  • ET interview: It's up to interpretation, whoever you want it to be
  • Smallzy's interview: It's up to interpretation, also it's about living in the moment, just enjoying the fun times with the girl but not thinking too hard about the future
  • MITAM Listening Sessions video: It's up to interpretation, and it's about someone you REALLY like but just living in the moment just having fun with her not thinking it through
  • People magazine: It's up to interpretation, also I haven't heard the PerfectxStyle mashup song (in which my ex's song sounds uncannily like the song I co-wrote but I'm gonna pointedly ignore this fact).... but I'm sure it's good.
  • James Corden interview: (Giggles like an idiot at any references to Taylor's lyrics in relation to Perfect) It's up to interpretation and sometimes it's not about what seems like, and sometimes it IS (--oh shit I think I just gave myself away oh shit oh shit damage control now)
  • Jonathan Ross interview: I was unaware of the public's speculations of Perfect being about Taylor (even though I lurked and messaged a Haylor group chat in twitter hours before the Perfect music video dropped and People magazine just asked me about the viral PerfectxStyle mashup song made by a fan just a few days ago so I AM aware of the speculations but hey I am a compulsive liar and will just play dumb about it)
  • GMAs: I'm not even sure I wrote that line... (I can't even keep my stories straight fuck it I'm just gonna joke my way through this from now on and troll all the interviews with different answers just to fuck them up HA)
@Haylor shippers

So many people are sad and saying that now that Calvin’s in the scene Taylor will forget about Harry. Guys, they’re still friends. Even if they weren’t, they would still meet at music-related events. Taylor and Harry are, by far, the most famous people each of them has dated, they will still get asked about each other for as long as they are in the spotlight, even if they don’t like it. Stop acting like Taylor will get married tomorrow, because Harry has been out with Kendall, Paige and Nadine since the haylor break up, but we still  got a lot of cute things about the two of them.

Friendly reminder that ‘Style’ is the new single, It’s the #1 pop song right now, which hit 100 million views on youtube just yesterday, and It hasn’t even been two months since It got out. Also, in a few weeks Taylor will start a World Tour where she will be singing all the songs she wrote about Harry for 77 nights (so far). Hell, she will be singing Out of the Woods, Style, Wonderland, All you had to do was stay, etc. in December! a day before her birthday! Even in 2014 she was all emotional singing ‘All too well’ in the Red Tour, and her thing with Jake was long gone. Even if Talvin is still a thing by then, that doesn’t mean she will suddenly forget what made her write her songs in the first place, her feelings on the matter or the memories, she’s not Dory from ‘Finding Nemo’. We can still get ‘Haylor’ moments. They were a part of each other’s lives for a while, that won’t go away and they won’t get that time back. I know some of you believe they’ll get together again in the future (like I do), but that can happen or not, this is not fanfiction, It’s real life. I hope they do, but right now I’ll blog and freak out about the little things, like their CLOSE FRIENDSHIP. We’ll see them together again, It’s not like suddenly they’re not living in the same planet.

Please DO NOT send hate to Calvin or anyone who ships him with Taylor. It’s not right. You may not like it, but things like this is what ended haylor. Or you can ship both! what a concept!

Anyway, here’s a polaroid of Taylor AND Harry’s arm which shows they were together just 11 WEEKS AGO. I bet you all they got polaroids of the two of them alone that night, fight me on that.

anonymous asked:

What did/do you like about haylor?..

Thanks for being patient with my answer anon, I’ve been sick and busy… My favorite thing about haylor is the heartbreaking timeleness of it all.

Haylor is, at least right now, a story of a love that could have been but couldn’t have been. It’s the story where they should work. I think Taylor said something in 1989 promo about how they fit on paper… I think she was talking about Style? And she said something about how it’s the story of two people who fit on paper really well, but in actuality it’s a lot more messy than that. 

I want to route for that paper thing. They should fit! They compliment each other so well. In humor, in style, in interests and fun… Name another celebrity whose fandom jokes about them and scrabble as much as the two of them. It can’t be done. They’re so classic… the tall dark and handsome man women swoon for and the tall blonde next door people can’t stop talking about. 

And yet… something wasn’t quite right. Something didn’t quite fit. Taylor said it best with “crooked love.” They just didn’t line up. “Timing is a funny thing” is right… and “maybe if [Harry] got [his] timing right [he] wouldn’t end up alone.” And that too is classic. The love that doesn’t line up. The love that should be but can’t be. 

I want to hope that eventually it will be. I think all of us who love haylor do. I stopped caring about what way we get that love and even started preferring friendship because I think it’s less messy and has a stronger foundation than romantic love… 

But yeah… That heartbreaking timelessness of a love that should but isn’t. That’s what I love about haylor.

anonymous asked:

Can someone tell Haylor to stop accidentally matching :( I remember seeing the pap pics of tay in saint laurent and haylor shipping heart flew out the window

Okay but do you wanna talk about how HER SHOES are the sneaker version of HIS BOOTS