hayley being a little shit

ok but like soulmates AU with vaas and jason that if one get’s injured the other one gets hurt the same way too

jason gets minor scratches and bruises and the occasional cut that’s almost concernedly large but around hitting 15 they start getting more serious, like bullet wounds and big gashes and sometimes broken bones and he wonders who the fuck am i gonna end up with christ

now like 10 years later when him and grant are captured by vaas, and one of the first things vaas does after talking to them is he goes over, grabs grant’s arm and is about to stab him and see if it does anything to himself, but he looks at jason and sees that they both have the exact same scar right above their left eyes

vaas immediately lets go of grant and moves over to grab jason by the chin with one hand though the bars, using the other hand to scratch a small cut on his own face with his fingernail, and the small cut appears on jason’s face as well, to vaas’ delight and jason’s horror

vaas lets go of jason’s chin and grins, laughing and saying ’holy fuck, it’s you! what the fuck took you so long?!’

anonymous asked:

youtu(.)be/PmRtuZ5YaNc Here's the interview where I interpreted Taylor's look being sad but upon looking at it again it could've just been resting face but he still doesn't seem thrilled about Chad in general but what do I know? lol

oh man that interview i never really noticed him looking sad (tho i see what u mean now) but i always notice how ugh he seems when the person to him is like “is that song about chad for you too” like he don’t wanna go along w the joke but does to be polite but has that tone in his voice of “i’d rather not be part of this joke”

kinda like did you ever see the parahoy 2 q&a?? when hayley got congratulated on her wedding and naturally t being the little shit he is was also like “THANK YOU” but the second hayley was like “taylor is married to me and chad” he was like “fun!!!!” but uno had that kinda ugh tone in his voice

gifs I need made right now from the apmas:

Jack slapping Alex’s ass.// Dallon slapping Brendon’s ass. //Brendon’s tongue thing before the last lines of Bohemian Rhapsody. //JALEX KISS!!! //cute little Hayley Williams being all happy n shit. //Mark Hoppus being insane in a little girl’s room. //Rob Zombie bc he’s just that rad. //the look on my face when STOMACHACHES DIDN’T WIN ALBUM OF THE YEAR I’M STILL CRYING. //Chris Motionless’s eye makeup appreciation good god. //Christofer Drew being so obviously drunk but adorable. //The Amity Affliction being hilarious little darlings while presenting. //Zack all nervous and sweet accepting best bassist. //Ben Barlow when he said it was his birthday. //Dan from Real Friends laughing while presenting because that was fucking cute a'f. //Weezer rocking it. //really this list can go on and on.

sO yeah talented tumblr ppl plz make my dreams come true because I don’t know how the hell to do that witchcraft, thank you.

i dont get when straight dudes dont think gay sex is ‘manly’? like. gay sex. two dudes. double men. like twice the men its double manly. like maximum men they have reached the man limit out of two people lke really fucking manly