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‘hey Hawkeye, lookin’ like a lyric out of a less awful 80s song.’

‘katie-kate what does that even mean is this one of those pound sign aesthetic things you kids like.’

'i know that you know it’s a hashtag–’

'then you should know that I know that you know I know that, and I am just being irritating, which is fair 'cause you do it to me all the time.’

’……………yeah ok that’s fair.’

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STRIKE TEAM DELTA AUfirst mission together: infiltrate a building, damage the bad guys’ servers. Except it turns out that someone has to jump down the ventilation shaft to get there, right past the giant spinning blades of death. Mission control has decided it’s going to be Clint, citing ‘You’re HAWKeye right? Fly there or something. You’ll figure it out~’

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here it is, my new and improved Hawkeye cosplay! the Canuckian Hawkguy is back and better than ever, I’m really proud of the work I put in!

new elements include Clint’s hearing aids, a larger quiver, a flak vest, an improved arm guard, an extension for the right glove, cargo pants, and boots – it’s a huge overhaul of my original costume, which was put together on a pretty tight budget. this is the result of months of careful planning, and I think it shows

HAPPY HALLOWE’EN!

Self Insert Month, Fraction’s Hawkguy

Happy Self Insert month!

MY NEW LANDLORD HAS A DOG!!!!!1!!1!

#doggies #also he’s kind of cute #the landlord not the dog #but the dog is too

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Hipster Building has a weekly rooftop grill party potluck. I made pasta salad and was fed SO MANY OTHER THINGS. Also pet two dogs!

#I love my new place #none of the neighbours seem overly creepy yet #can you grill an unox rookworst? #I’m gonna ask my parents to send me one so we can find out

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Landlord came to fix my shower and got wet, took off his shirt. Hot damn boy has abs. And arms.

#I dub thee Hot Landlord #he kept saying stuff like ‘why are you like this’ to the shower and ‘aw wrench no’ #them abs tho

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Hot Landlord’s dog has figured out my schedule and waits outside the door for pets every day.

#doggies #blessed

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Saw Hot Landlord in the hall changing a light bulb on world’s most wobbly ladder. His face is all busted up and he’s covered in bandages. Connected?

#please do not fall off your ladder and break something #I will buy you a new ladder if you let me pick a new paint colour for the downstairs hallway

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Hot Landlord’s dog BROKE INTO MY HOUSE AND STOLE MY FUCKING PIZZA.

#came back into the room and it was scarfing down my pizza #how #the door was locked #pizza dog #still cute though

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Confronted Hot Landlord about his pizza stealing dog. Apparently it is a thing. He crouched down and looked Pizza Dog in the eye and said WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.

#he ordered me a new and better pizza #best landlord #the dog did not look guilty #how did it unlock the door though

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PIZZA DOG ISN’T GETTING IN THROUGH THE LOCKED DOOR BUT THROUGH MY WINDOW. Also: Hot Landlord came to put extra latches on my window.

#I was beginning to think pizza dog was an animagus #hot landlord is again covered in bandages why

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Apparently Hot Landlord is an Avenger???? Who knew not me but Iron Man just landed in the middle of the Hipster Building BBQ and carried him off.

#piggyback style #apparently bridal style is undignified #but which Avenger is he??? #Iron Fist???

  • Nick: You're keeping addict hours, you come in late, you leave early, you're haggard...
  • Clint: I don't know what you're talkin' about.
  • Nick: Coulson?
  • Phil: I'd rather not take sides.
  • Clint: Thank you.
  • Nick: Well, would you rather do morning prisoner transports for the next six months?
  • Phil: You do seem a little tired.
  • Nick: No shit! The question is why?
  • Phil: Smart money in the office pool's on exotic dancing.

in which Kate finds an old picture, circus-era old, and wants to know if Clint can still do that?

  • girly-girl I have no idea
  • let’s find out

and Lucky thinks it’s pretty great

  • dad what are you DOING
  • are we PLAYING?
  • DO YOU NEED HELP I CAN HELP I AM A GOOD DOG