hawkeye-ii

HUFFLEPUFF:

“When you walk through a storm
Keep your chin up high
And don’t be afraid of the dark.
At the end of a storm is a golden sky
And the sweet, silver song of a lark.
Walk on through the wind,
Walk on through the rain,
Tho’ your dreams be tossed and blown.
Walk on, walk on with hope in your heart
And you’ll never walk alone.”

–Oscar Hammerstein II (Nettie Fowler: Carousel: You’ll Never Walk Alone)

Prey on Weak.

when someone tells the Papas that they don’t know who they are.

Papa I:

*rises slowly* well, my child you have come to me at the right time. I can tell that you are in your finest hour, and are in need of some enlightenment. I would be honored to educate you in all that we do. please, allow me to lead you down the path that leads to The Old One! for I am the chancellor of His grand realms!

Papa II:

*cold gaze* I see. how unfortunate…….FOR YOU. 

*iron gate falls from behind* 

ESCORT THEM TO THE GALLOWS. LET THEM SEE ALL THAT IS OF ROT AND RUIN. SHOW THEM THE SEVENTH CIRCLE OF HELL. MAKE THEM WISH THAT THEY HAD NEVER EXISTED AND WALLOWED IN SUCH WILLFUL IGNORANCE. Dante’s inferno is reserved for those who refuse to recognize greatness, my poor doomed child. NO MERCY FOR THE WEAK.

Papa III:

*leaps from office chair*

WELL.

*takes out a magicians wand*

ALLOW ME TO HAVE THE GREATEST PLEASURE 

*wink* 

OF SHOWING YOU 

*jumps onto desk* 

THE FRUITS OF MY LABOR 

*takes your hand* 

so soft. so LOVELY 

*kisses* 

I AM THE ONE. 

*flexes* 

I AM THE SON. 

*dabs* 

OF THE ONE BELOW 

Fire: *walks in* ah….he’s doing this again. 

Papa: THE PROGENY OF BEAST AND WOE!!! 

*throws confetti* 

David Bowie: *walks in* AND HE IS THE ONE 

Fire: are you fucking kidding me. 

Papa: WHO COMES INTO THE DAUGHTERS OF MEN- and sons of men I don’t have a preference to be honest- DESTROYING ALL AND MAKE THEM WANT IT. 

*runs over to Fire* *gropes his rear* 

AGAIIIIIIN. 

Fire: *disgruntled sigh* 

Papa: 

       AND LOOK AT MY KIDS. 
AREN'T 
           THEY 
SO 

                                                 CUUUUTE?