Ok, so at the last con I went to I was dressed as Hawke for this cosplay chess game and I played as a knight. It was near the end of the game and we’d been there for over an hour while they were mulling over the board. We were winning, but it was taking forever.
So finally, in the most silent, intense part of the game, I yelled out in my best Hawke voice: “Can we just kill them already? This game is draggin’ on for ages!”