fenris: the inquisitor should lock you up for this, hawke. hawke: no! please don’t put me in the pun-geon hawke: unless i can bring varric, in which case it becomes the fun-geon fenris: stop. hawke: cassandra? if we can get her to flex it’ll be the double-gun-geon fenris: [walks away] hawke: looks like you’re getting none-geon tonight then
"Cuthbert, my pard -- what do you call a cat which can get anything it wants?" Hawke asked, grinning. Before he could answer, she crowed, "Purrrrrrrsuasive!"
“That’s an old hat.” He grinned. “My da’ told me he once saw a woman walk away from a shootout in the lower markets with not a drop of blood lost, and all thanks to her attire.” Cuthbert leaned back, arms crossed before his chest, dangling precariously close to a fall on a chair with two legs up in the air. “Said her corset warded off any an’ all bullets, saved her life. Wanna know what she said when he told her, it’s like to be the best corset ever?”
its canon that anders loves puns, he’s used to everyone groaning and threatening to murder him, but hawke responds with another pun. and then anders makes another pun. and it just keeps going. but then fenris. fucking fenris, he’s fluent in three languages, and u literally cant top his puns, its some real next level shit. a lot of them work in two or more languages. cant compete.