hawaiian robe

shioritsumi  asked:

Why would ANYONE watching the movies OR playing the games think 47 is emotionless and robotic? His reactions are muted, yeah, but they're totally there. And there's nothing quite like Hitman: Absolution and 47 in a Hawaiian robe with a pineapple tiki drink. Or even the new movie-god he emotes all over the place in that movie. Never seen any version of him so exasperated before and it was glorious. This sounds like: I read the inital pre-final concept notes and decided to write THAT. Jeeze.

Petition to make this horrific retcon an official AU so I can bask in the glory days of Silent Assassin. 

Anyone? Please? 

Someone save my faves.