…and man, the unrelenting sexual tension between this this guy
and this guy
I mean, damn! And I don’t ship, man. I. DO. NOT. SHIP.
But like, when they’re nice to each other it’s great–but when they fight? SO REPRESSED. MUCH TENSION. JUST KISS ALREADY. WOW.
Not to mention all the flirtatious language/behavior:
Danno to McGarrett: What are you wearing?
McGarret to Danno: I’ll think about you the whole time I’m gone, Boo-boo (that’s a conglomeration of two lines, but YES he called Danno “BOO-BOO”)
McGarrett to Danno: *removes shirt and/or pants at any opportunity*
Danno to McGarrett: *complains about naked partner, stares admiringly*
McGarrett to Danno: *does impressive, manly things like towing Danno back to shore in their stranded dinghy…which requires him to take his shirt off*
Danno to McGarrett: *refuses to admit that manly, impressive McGarrett is, in fact, manly and impressive* Why do you have to be such a Navy Seal? What is it with Navy Seals? You’re such a Navy Seal, Steven. Such a Navy Seal. *stares admiringly*
Danno to McGarrett: You look good when you clean up, babe. Nice suit/Dress blues/tux. Here, lemme fix your tie.
McGarrett to Danno: You’re not wearing a tie! Just like I asked! *fond smile*
Danno AND McGarrett, multiple times: *Interrupt each other’s attempts to sleep with other people*
Danno AND McGarrett, multiple times: Our marriage. Let’s talk about our marriage. This is my partner, Daniel/Steven. We are married.
Everyone Else: So how long have you two been married? / Hey, are you talking to your wife? (When McGarrett’s on the phone w/Danno)
I am not kidding. This is LITERALLY them. At couple’s counseling. Arguing about who gets to drive.
And Danny is just so SMOL AND ANGRY. (ง'̀-‘́)ง
And McGarrett is just so TOL AND COMPETENT, and loves his smol angry blond boy. (✿◠‿◠)
Ship sails its goddamn self, man. Sails its goddamn self.