having a fag

god i’m really not over how the first time bernie + serena meet it’s literally like a scene straight out of a fanfic…..like bernie just swaggering over to serena with a cigarette in her mouth, the classic ‘the alternator might be cactus’ line, bernie immediately sharing the whole cigarette-as-a-symbol-of-my-freedom-thing with this woman she met exactly 30 seconds ago, the iconic™ way bernie was about to text marcus telling him that her shift was shit but then after speaking to serena for like 1 minute she texts him saying it’s going great….like it was all so gay + now they’re in love can u BELIEVE IT

I’m sorry, you don’t think “cocksucker” is as bad as “fag”?

Have you ever had a slur spat at you with aggression/hated? It tears your confidence down. It reminds you there’s a whole group of people who hate your guts just because your sexuality is different to theirs. LGBT hockey fans everywhere now know Getzlaf thinks that their sexuality is an insult. 

Young fans are hearing a player treat a sexuality as if it’s something shameful. You think that’s not harmful?

NHL players are hearing that and they’re hearing “you are not wanted here, you are not good enough”. You think that’s not harmful?

It makes us feel like outsiders. Like we aren’t wanted in this sport. It reminds us just what a good chunk of the NHL thinks of us. Fuck that, and fuck you if you think you can defend casual homophobia.

Fire and Ice (Jughead Jones x Reader) Part 1

Request: Removed because spoilers.

Summary: Mutants have just been introduced into the world and people still aren’t sure what to make of them. Y/n finds themselves as one of these dangerous mutants, but they can’t control anything they do. With their power slowly growing it’s become harder to control, and the people of Riverdale start to notice. Desperate, they turn to their closest friend, Jughead Jones. As their power manifests so does something between them and Jughead.

Crossover: X-Men x Riverdale

Pairing: Jughead Jones x Reader

Rating: T/Fluff

Warnings: Mild swearing

Reader’s Powers: Pyrotechnics (fiyah)

Part Two Part Three

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carrinnuh  asked:

Heyy!! Could you rec me some long Ziam fics?? Thanks yore the bestest!!

Ooh, girl, you know I got you. I’ve actually been wanting to corral all of the long Ziam fics anyway.

It’s always hard to decide what not to rec, so I just went with fics worded 69k+ (and a few I couldn’t leave off). The order is mostly random with my personal favorites up top and incomplete works at the bottom.


Disclaimer: Make sure to check all tags and warnings on fics. If you’re not sure about one or want to discuss it, feel free to message me (:


**UPDATE 05.21.17: Newly added fics have two astrics in front.


Run For The Woods Now series (149,370) by jmcats:
+ Run For the Woods Now (62,075 | E)
Zayn knows some of the best and worst moments start with one of Louis’ ideas. Still, it’s almost as if everyone knew where this, his life, was going when Harry and Liam moved into Wagner’s old flat, with that stupid plant sitting in the doorway, and too many cigarettes and Justin Timberlake for any of this to have been one of those classically clichéd love stories.
And Zayn doesn’t do clichés. Not until Liam, that is

+ We Lie Awake At Night (14,008 | E)
His life, the one with his friends, with his son, with Liam, still feels a little too incredible to be true. But if it is, he’ll never let himself become content with it. Nothing this amazing should ever become routine.
+ Home in the Stars (12,556 | M)
It’s the kind of love story that started with Louis’ insane plans, a ridiculous plant, new neighbors, and a boy with warm brown eyes, round cheeks and promises to be there when Zayn was ready. He doesn’t know how to explain it, but maybe he will be able to tell their son Safi one day how he decided to stop running and fell for Liam… One day, he will.
+ I’ve Waited for This (60,731 | E)
One day, he’ll thank Louis Tomlinson for this: Liam still loves the smell of cigarettes on Zayn’s skin, the sound of Justin Timberlake when their fingers touch, the way Safi finds his own spot on their bed, the way there’s always pieces of skin touching just to keep them connected. 
The way all of this started with a stupid, completely mental idea from Louis Tomlinson. 
(Or the one where Zayn and Liam get married and Zayn’s finally ready)

hello kisses sweet as wine (123,892 | E) by xxcaribbean (roseaque):
not everyone is brave enough to go after the things they want. too much judgment and little respect creates nothing but fear; yet zayn’s always pursued what he’s felt regardless of those hang ups, and there’s not a day that goes by that he doesn’t regret any of his choices.
now, though, his decisions go a little beyond the spectrum of what people might consider normal, but zayn swears he did it out of love for himself and for his family. but mostly, it’s for his insatiable need to feel steadiness for once in his life.
zayn doesn’t expect mr. payne to have all the answers, and he certainly hadn’t meant to leave an impression.
so, this isn’t really a love story. well, it shouldn’t be.

**The Killing Type (130,453 | E) by protagonist_m (protagonist-m):
Liam breathes hotly through his nose, eyes twitching shut as he squeezes a bit more on Zayn’s neck. “Do you know how dangerous what you’re doing is?” 
Zayn draws in his own ragged breath. “Do you?” 
—-
Zayn is a doctoral student who goes to great lengths to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Liam is heading the biggest serial murder investigation London has seen in half a century. And before this, he’d never been sent a love note via corpse. 

vanilla sweet universe (78,004 | E) by xxcaribbean (roseaque):
vanilla sweet
despite the fact that zayn’s an alpha, liam gives him a chance to prove himself worthy of the omega’s affections.
always love
zayn likes to make sure liam’s well taken care of before his heat hits, but even then, they don’t expect it to happen early.
sugar rush, candy crush
being a male omega was normal, but frowned upon. liam knew that. he also knew that zayn didn’t care. however, it seems like things are out of his hands when he discovers that the treatment from his past might cause a rift in his future with zayn.
honeysuckle lazy
there’s the trouble of liam being away from kiya for the first time, to zayn not planning a successful night out (until he does), and then on top of that, there’s the fact that there’s some stuff that neither of them had intended on admitting. but either way, it’s for the good of their relationship; really, it is.

Knowing, Forgetting, Forgiving, and Believing series (118,212) by SoftlyandSwiftly (softlyandswiftlyao3): 
+ Just Let Me Know (72,711 | E)
Zayn wakes up in a hospital, eyes blurry and head pounding, only for a doctor to tell him he’s lost two years of his life. And if that’s not awful enough, something’s different with Liam, off like something has changed, and Zayn doesn’t understand.
Until he does.
And then it’s somehow worse.
+ I’m Letting You Know (45,501 | E)
Liam’s POV of Just Let Me Know.
Liam’s world shattered two years ago, and he hasn’t been able to piece it back together since. When Zayn forgets everything from the past two years, Liam thinks he truly will never be alright again.
But maybe Zayn can fix that.

start again at your beginnings (115,852 | M) by postitbandit:
When they first meet, Zayn is a warrior in his mother’s clan and Liam is a conquered villager.Liam has an unhappy past and just a few things that he holds dear. Zayn would like nothing more than to learn about that past and welcome Liam into his clan, and into his life, but Liam does not seem keen on sharing anything with Zayn.
At least at first.

**Pride (86,961 | E) by iwanttowriteyouafic (iwanttowriteyouafic):
“What if you guys were to come to some sort of arrangement?” Niall said. “Just a strictly, er, business-only deal, where you’d help each other out. You’re not close enough that it’d be weird, but you’re not strangers, either, so you know he won’t take advantage of you.”
“This is a really weird conversation,” Zayn told him. “I hope you know that”
(Or the one where Zayn and Liam strike a deal to help each other through their dirtiest nights, but Zayn’s perception of alphas may be preventing him from something purer.)

**A Pirate’s Love for me (104,415 | E) by rorz94:
In the early 19th century, The two most prestigious packs of London, the Paynes and Maliks hate each other guts. So The Alpha king, who was mostly a peaceful man decided to have an end to this feud by tying an Alpha with an omega of the other pack. Once this agreement achieved the couple would get a tempting prize, but would the two families allow the chosen couple to have some peace?

Found a Demon (In My Safest Haven) (152,509 | E) by ohioinmymind:
Barely escaping tragedy as children, Zayn and Liam grow up unconventionally with their share of monsters hiding in the shadows. When Liam starts asking more questions than he should, Zayn tries to stop him, but in many ways it’s too late. Liam spends his time chasing secrets and trying to uncover the truth, and all Zayn wants to chase is Liam. Because Zayn doesn’t need to go looking for trouble, it usually just finds him on its own.

Mirrors (89,882 | E) by ohioinmymind:
Liam and Louis are a couple of rich kids, with no care in the world. Zayn doesn’t care about anything but skating and Liam. Harry wants Louis to see him for what he really is; a good guy. And Niall just wishes they would all get their shit together.

this is interlude (85,223 | E) by xxcaribbean (roseaque):
liam figured a gunshot wound, a mysterious stranger, and a clear sign of betrayal was enough excitement to last a lifetime. however, in the process of it all, he didn’t take into account the fact that what he thought he knew would be challenged, provoked, and possibly crushed, all because of a little four letter word that shouldn’t have even crossed his mind.

be a place that i call home (70,676 | E) by lightseep (fleshriots):
sometimes, home is a person. and sometimes, home is lots of people and sometimes home is two very, very little people.

**All is Fair in Love and War (94,149 | E) by bad1ands (rogueziam):
Up-and-coming journalist Zayn Malik - in hopes of later being allowed to cover more substantial stories - takes on an assignment by which he must pull a guy and then push him away in ten days.
Advertising executive Liam Payne - in order to take over a major campaign for his company - must prove to his associates that he’s able to woo a man in less than two weeks.They walk into a bar.

(An AU based off of the 2003 film How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.)

Burning Away From Inside (87,566 | E) by scottmcniceass:
They’re a little too dysfunctional to be considered superheroes, but they do their best.

Lost For Words (102,090 | NR) by AGreatPerhaps12:
Zayn was so stunning and so consistently kind to Liam that his stupid heart had the annoying habit of practically vibrating in his chest whenever they were together. Liam wasn’t deep enough in denial not to know what that meant anymore, but he was still forcing the feeling down as vehemently as possible. It was difficult, though, when Zayn turned to Liam with that smile and said his name like he was worth time and attention, and all the while in the back of his mind there was this chant of—
Get the fuck out of my house. I’m not having a fag for a son. I want you and your shit gone by the time I get back.
—Yeah. That.”
Or: The one where Liam has a stutter and zero self confidence, and Zayn has a carefully controlled temper (also starring Louis and Harry as that disgustingly-in-love couple and Niall as the only straight guy around, apparently).

not yet awake (79,434 | E) by jmcats:
Liam doesn’t know this world. He feels out of place and he doesn’t trust anyone. All he knows is flashbacks of a life he doesn’t know anymore and all he hears is ‘thank you Captain Britain’ but Liam is not a hero. He’s a solider.
He has one mission for SHIELD: keep Zayn Malik safe. Unfortunately, he hates this cocky, arrogant, manic boy who wears suits and has iron where his heart should be.
(Re: SHIELD wants to protect Malik Industries and Liam has been avoiding the Avengers Initiative for months now… until he has no choice but to trust someone)

Kids that I Once Knew (78,185 | E) by jmcats:
Zayn longs for home – Bradford; not this small town that’s nothing but University and football and a hospital his mum forces him to volunteer at. But there’s something about this place – or the boy with the buzz cut and soft eyes and Liam Payne is nothing like Bradford. Zayn hates that, slowly, he’s kind of in love with that.

these amber words on your fingertips (69,087 | E) by jmcats:
‘He’s not getting attached, he swears. There’s no point.’
(Re: Zayn’s life in London is about one thing — making life perfect for his son. He’s still finding himself in this city, with all of the noise and left behind dreams. He needs to focus and Liam is, well, distracting. He’s different. Zayn’s always liked that word.)

Tunnel Vision (90,923 | E) by scottmcniceass:
In which Zayn is an award-winning popstar with a knack for getting himself in trouble, and Liam is the bodyguard he didn’t want to hire who has a few problems with staying professional.

through the summertime, winter, spring, and fall (77,503 | E) by writingsofamadchild (zainspank):
They change with the seasons, burning bright during the summer and biting cold during the winter, but that feeling of being in love Zayn found in the summer clings to him through it all.

You Holy Fool (74,816 | E) by chasingxrabbits (wester-fic):
Liam is a good kid, on the right path until he finds something wicked making a home in his church.
A slightly religious AU where Liam has a moral dilemma and Louis is falling head over heals for the curly headed sophomore.)

span>let’s pretend it’s love (68,465 | M) by wafflehood:
Pretend!boyfriends fic in which Liam and Zayn get papped while hamming it up for Louis and Eleanor, and management decides the easiest way to deal with the resulting hysteria is to let it run its course.

the bittersweet between my teeth (64,982 | E) by gaysubtexts (zoophile):
liam and zayn grow up together, louis, niall, and harry tagging along later on. that’s it.

like a wall of stars (64,901 | E) by jmcats:
somewhere between summer training camp and his last season of footie, Liam manages to: find his place in the world, find his confidence, build a bond between this misfit group of teammates he calls brothers, figure out the meaning of the word captain, watch his best mates (unexpectedly) fall in love, get over himself, fall for a boy, and hate Zayn Malik at the same time.
(and maybe this is how it should have always been)

But the sun comes up instead (71,332 | E) by blackwayfarers:
Zayn Malik, charming and confident fraternity vice-president, meets shy but achingly endearing high schooler Liam Payne at a kegger and everything just goes straight to hell.

Too Good is True (80,024 | E) by xxcaribbean (roseaque):
Zayn is a manservant (actually he’s a maid, but it’s what Niall calls him because one, there isn’t a male equivalent to the term maid and two, it sounds far sexier than what the job actually requires).
Liam is the unfortunate third wheel in the band One Direction. Harry and Louis are in love. And Niall is a butler

What We Become (78,042 | E) by scottmcniceass:
“Nervous?”
“No.”
“It’s okay if you are,” Harry says seriously. “I mean, I know I would be. Like, if there was ever a date that was destined to go bad, it’s probably this one. Werewolf goes on date with the son of a werewolf hunter, who’s also training to be a werewolf hunter when he’s older, while another pack of werewolves are practically massacring the town, and no one has no idea how to stop them. It’s not a question of what could go wrong. It’s a question of what could possibly go right, and I’m willing to bet the answer to that is nothing.“

for always the thorn lies under the rose (107,265 | E) by xxcaribbean (roseaque):
being comfortable with herself is one thing, but fearing the judgment of others comes with the territory. add in a bit of harassment, a touch of unrequited love, a twin who can’t keep his mouth shut, and a boss who can’t date for shit, and all veronica’s left to deal with is her emotions and how she plans to get through the aftermath.

Tamper (80,002 | E) by saltwatergirl:
After being appointed as a teacher at McEllan Academy, Liam becomes fixated with a student. This is not the first time that this has happened.

colour my senses cherry red (96,675 | E) by thilia:
Zayn Malik, closeted gay pornstar.

You Are The Blood (175,151 | E) by sarcasticfluentry (povverbottoms):
A seventh-year Hogwarts AU in which Niall gets all the girls, Liam goes on a journey of self-discovery, Zayn falls in love, Harry wants something more, and Louis tries to figure out once and for all why he, a Muggleborn, was sorted into Slytherin.

To Sir, With Love (92,412 | E) by CupcakeCait (cupcakes-x-cocaine):
Zayn accidentally sends his teacher, Mr. Payne, a picture of his dick.

These Inconvenient Fireworks (190,000 | NC17) by wontsitstill on livejournal:
Future AU in which nobody tries out for X Factor but the boys end up finding one other eventually anyway. Louis is a jaded bastard who owns a cat named Duchess and teaches drama to teenagers, Harry is an idealistic aspiring photographer/part-time footy coach, Zayn teaches English lit and wears leather jackets, Liam saves people from burning buildings, and Niall is Niall.
[Mainly Larry Stylinson]

We’re Okay (153,816 | M) by scottmcniceass:
It’s funny, really, that their lives hadn’t intercepted before that point. That all it took was one little thing that set off a chain reaction of circumstances which led them all to each other. But it was for the best, really, because in the end, with each other, they were all okay.
And if you asked them, the whole thing could be blamed on Liam sleeping in, for once in his life.

Permanent (114,546 | E) by scottmcniceass:
At twenty-six, Liam has made a name for himself as one of the best football players of his generation. He’s in the prime of his game when a car accident threatens to end his career permanently. Depressed and hating the world, Liam heads back to his home town to take some time off and find himself again. He doesn’t expect to find life pretty much the way he’d left it eight years ago, and he definitely doesn’t expect to find something that might make him want to stay permanently, but that’s what he gets.

the beauty of this mess (67,815 | E) by jmcats:
He won’t admit how cold his sheets are when he’s alone or how his spine aches for Liam pressed to it or the way his fingers shove unforgivingly into his stack of pillows when he thinks about Jackson drowsy on his chest or Annabelle’s soft face under the moonlight or how that one-story bungalow was the closest he’s felt to home since leaving Bradford. 
(Re: Zayn loves this city, loves his boys, loves the salty taste of the surf on his tongue even though he hates the ocean… but he’s not expecting to fall in love with Liam and all of his little secrets, too. Not enough to stick around in this sandy city of teenage dreams)

Auction me off (64,973 | NR) by Romancemesomeziam:
When CEO Liam meets a young Zayn and can’t help but be enthralled by his amazing beauty, but there’s more to their relationships than physicality.

**Slow and High Tempo (103,054 | E) by zipplekink (zipplekink):
“I just want you, Liam,” Zayn whispers, skating his lips across his. “Can I?”
Liam’s lips part more as Zayn’s do, exhaling slightly as Zayn’s words sink in. He doesn’t understand what they mean, but he knows he meant it when he said Zayn could have anything he wants.
His eyes flicker open to stare up at Zayn’s dark ones, filled with a warmth that seems to consume Liam as he waits for him to respond. “Yeah, babe.”

S(l)ave Me (72,498 | E) by purpleeyestelllies:
If there’s one thing Zayn Malik knows it’s love. He creates it every single day with his multi-billion dollar match-making company. He helps Masters and slaves find their mates and each day he sends them out the door only to return home alone. Being young, rich, and handsome apparently isn’t enough for Zayn to find his own love. What he finds instead is a beaten and broken abandoned slave, Liam, in a dark alleyway in the middle of the night. He takes him home, fixes him up, and promises to use his company to find Liam his perfect match. But maybe his perfect match is closer than he knows.

The City Lights in the Snow (70,613 | E) by jmcats:
He only ever sees them, his boys, during this time of year and it’s never enough. Not in this place, this city, with a new face like Zayn’s reminding him that love and friendships don’t last for a holiday. ‘Without question, and whenever asked, Liam will always say that this time of year is his favorite.’
(or a holiday fic where Liam loves his city but he loves Niall and Harry and Louis (and maybe Zayn) a lot more)

**Viva La Vida (123,126 | NR) by iambluehead:
He only ever sees them, his boys, during this time of year and it’s never enough. Not in this place, this city, with a new face like Zayn’s reminding him that love and friendships don’t last for a holiday. ‘Without question, and whenever asked, Liam will always say that this time of year is his favorite.’
(or a holiday fic where Liam loves his city but he loves Niall and Harry and Louis (and maybe Zayn)

**The Gorgeous Torch Ginger (129,713 | E) by Fille_du_soleil:
Liam’s wedding vow was clear and still banging in his head as if it was yesterday that he pronounced it.
In Health and sickness, wealth and poverty, until Zayn do us part. Or was it death?A ZIAM Underage story. Very Explicit Sexual Content. MPREG

**Black Water (110,729 | E) by TheFAYZ:
“Alright, I’ll go…but what exactly are we going to go do?” Harry just grinned, he had a beautiful smile.
“Follow me, I’ll tell you all about it.”
So now I was stuck on a plane with 2 assholes (one who was intent on trying to burn a hole in my head without actually doing it), a pilot who was also apparently a super genius (and a fucking know it all), and a drunk Irishman who can only fly if he is absolutely hammered.
Fucking Harry.
(or, a super hero AU where Liam has a destiny to his total and complete dismay, Zayn is super possessive and wants nothing but to have Liam all to himself, Louis pines HARD over Harry and is a mouthy boy with anger issues, Harry is an extremely irresistible drug dealer because superpowers and he’s Harry, and Niall just wants to outdrink everybody)

**through the fire and into the flames (111,027 | NR) by zipplekink (zipplekink):
He only ever sees them, his boys, during this time of year and it’s never enough. Not in this place, this city, with a new face like Zayn’s reminding him that love and friendships don’t last for a holiday. ‘Without question, and whenever asked, Liam will always say that this time of year is his favorite.’
(or a holiday fic where Liam loves his city but he loves Niall and Harry and Louis (and maybe Zayn) a lot more)

**I will stand by you – so why let your voice be tamed? (105,594 | NR) by zeethorn:
He only ever sees them, his boys, during this time of year and it’s never enough. Not in this place, this city, with a new face like Zayn’s reminding him that love and friendships don’t last for a holiday. ‘Without question, and whenever asked, Liam will always say that this time of year is his favorite.’
(or a holiday fic where Liam loves his city but he loves Niall and Harry and Louis (and maybe Zayn) a lot more)

but monsters are always hungry, darling (156,067 | E) by irishmizzy,miss_bennie:
Zayn Malik has nothing.
Louis doesn’t have much other than his van, his friends Liam and Eleanor (most of the time), and a wall that keeps him at a safe distance from everyone in his life; from the moment they meet, Zayn finds himself depending on Louis’s kindness, if you could even call it that. As Zayn learns what it is Louis does for money, he realizes he has a choice to make. The path it sets him down might not be the best one – it’s certainly not the smartest or safest – but it does bring him closer to Louis. And, eventually, Liam, who wants more for all of them, not that anyone wants to hear it. The rift it causes in the trio has long-lasting effects over the years, and while there are bright spots in Zayn’s life: Liam’s old friend Harry, who has his own lessons to learn about how love and relationships really work; Niall, the Irish busker from down the street who rapidly becomes a fixture in Harry’s life; a bed in a flat instead of a nest of blankets in a van, things are far from easy. It’ll all work out in the end, though. (At least, that’s what Liam and Harry keep promising him.)
[Hooker AU]

Not Even the Bad Guys (Could Take it All Away) (79,977| NR) by iambluehead (thedublinfall):
“Not even the bad guys in the dark night could take it all away”
Or the superhero au where Louis is (literally) electrifying, Niall is like a less green hulk, and Harry has X-ray vision because if there’s a God, he’s cruel. Oh, and don’t forget Zayn, the most powerful superhero since Batman who’s trying to keep himself from falling apart by keeping secrets, and Liam, the ex-soldier and superhero who hasn’t found out what his power is yet, and just hopes it’s something that will save them all.

You can be loved (77,387 | M) by ziamismyotp:
Zayn Malik, a quiet foster kid who escapes in his drawings and sings to ignore the pain. He’s tossed from home to home until he’s 15 and is put into an abusive foster home and when he’s 18 he’s finally free. Harry finds Zayn living on the street, takes him in and gets him a job at the coffee shop he works in. There, Zayn meets Harry’s boyfriend, Louis and two close friends Niall and then there’s Liam, who is muscle and puppy eyes and a kind voice that speaks to Zayn softly as if he doesn’t want to scare him away. Liam drives Zayn mad.
Zayn doesn’t speak of his past and even after they’ve welcomed him and made him feel as if he might matter… might belong for once, he still refuses to believe he can ever be loved. Liam tries to prove him wrong.

You Know How I Feel (78,629 | E) by LSFOREVER (tumblr):
AU. It all starts because Liam decides to take some classes at his Aunt’s art studio.

Double Standards (75,562 | M) by rorz94:
this story is an adaptation of Judith McNaught’s work “Double Standards”

Island of Misfit Toys (68,118 | T) by rosetintmyworld:
The story of five lost boys struggling to fit in and gain back what they’ve lost. It’s not easy when temptation is around every corner and no matter what, someone waits in the wings to tear them down. I wish i could say this is a story of redemption… but life isn’t that easy when you’re lost.

I Heard You On The Radio (95,862 | T) by thatwasahaiku:
Liam hadn’t meant for it to turn into a thing- a big, popular, almost the entire school was talking about it sort of thing. The podcasts started out as a way from him to vent some pent up aggression and actually be himself for once. And what better place to reveal ones true inner being than through the veil of anonymity that is the internet? It also helps being anonymous when you find yourself inexplicably attracted to the new student everyone has their eye on.

Class Conflict ‘Verse (116,492) by photo41 (mbpgku):
+ Class Conflict (108,944 | T)
“The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles”- Marx
Class Conflict- Can refer to the concept of underlying tensions or antagonisms which exist in society due to conflicting interests that arise from different socioeconomic positions and dispositions.
Or what you get when Zayn, worried about what the hell he’s going to do in the future, meets a fit bloke on a school field trip to an Ducal estate and it turns out that this fit bloke, Liam, neglects to mention who exactly he is- he’s the Heir to one of the richest Dukedoms in Britain, and therefore already has his future planned out for him.
Basically, take Liam hiding his poshness, Zayn being oblivious, and throw in a son of famous Irish Actor and Liam and Zayn’s Best Friends who might be too perfect for each other, and you get the definition of Class Conflict.

+ Conscious of this Conflict (7,548 | G)
Society does not consist of individuals, but expresses the sum of interrelations, the relations within which these individuals stand
Zayn’s never had problems painting portraits before, but this one of Liam and his family is proving to be his Waterloo, since Liam can’t seem to let him be for like, 10 seconds to paint the damn thing. Unbeknownst to Zayn, Liam is being purposefully obstructive because he both does and doesn’t want him to paint it, he’s just figuring out the way to tell him. Meanwhile, Louis is trying to organize the best festival he can without going nuts, Niall just wants to get out of the Tony’s and all Harry wants is a cat. (Or so he thinks)
Or, what has happened since our battered proletariat rose up to fight the Class Conflict.

Half A Heart (68,241 | E) by ginger_with_a_black_cat (tumblr):
Zayn is an English student who doesn’t want to fall in love because his biggest fear is to get hurt again. Liam is a resident bad boy and everyone’s wet dream on the outside, but in the inside he’s a secret even to himself. Harry’s Liam’s best friend with a secret of his own. Louis likes to party hard, get drunk and get everyone in trouble but everybody loves him nonetheless. And then, there’s Niall, who’s the youngest of them all, but still has the most brains and keeps them all in order all while being in love with an impossible girl.
Or where Zayn gets hit in the head by his own actions, Liam finds himself falling for an idiot, Harry gets dragged out of the closet by the love of his life, Louis wants Harry and only Harry and Niall just wants all of them to get their shit together, so he can get his own life back.

Breaking the Silver Chain (89,288 | M) by Mickey_D
Liam is an alpha who is just coming home from a trip abroad, and he isn’t returning alone. While traveling, Liam met the most beautiful person he’d ever seen: an omega named Zayn. The two of them had a whirlwind romance that left them happily mated and inseparable. Zayn, a boy with rather exotic looks for Liam’s home, draws a lot of attention, which isn’t a bad thing, except that he catches the eye of Leonardo DiCaprio. DiCaprio is an alpha with rumors constantly swirling about him, rumors about kidnapping, shady businesses, and omega-trafficking. It’s known that he has a few judges and law enforcers safely tucked in his back pocket, a fact that keep the rumor mill turning since no one can ever get a straight answer.
Harry Styles is a law enforcer with a rather loud omega named Louis. He’s determined to bring the truth about DiCaprio into the light after a distressing call from a hysterical Liam makes him see red.

(they say home) is where you go to rest your bones (68,828 | M) by darlingjustdont:
There’s a warmth in his chest that expands until he feels buoyant almost. Like he could potentially fly. What a fucking cliche.
“You okay?” Liam asks, sliding up behind him and pressing a kiss to the nape of his neck.
“Never been better,” he replies. “Why do you ask?”
“You’ve been staring into the cupboard for about three minutes, babe. I don’t think you’re going to find Narnia there, no matter how hard you look.”
Zayn snorts and turns so Liam’s bracketed by his legs. “You’re a dork.”
Liam shrugs. “You love it, though,” he answers easily and Zayn’s breath catches for a minute.
“Yeah, I do.” 
Zayn’s managing just fine as a single father. Louis and Harry are a help, as much as they are terrors, but it’s Liam who brings him home.


**Heart of Stone, Life of Fire WIP (75,165 | E) by softlyandswiftly:
A war with the city of Banshia and its conquering King threatens all of the Cities on the continent of Kiza. Young Zayn Malik finds himself hopelessly entangled in the web of the war, his future rewritten in the span of a morning as allies and enemies shift. Traded for the promise of an ally, Zayn finds himself among the warrior tribes of the Nakizi people, where he must carve out his own place and take his fate into his own hands.

**Choices Like Waves WIP (193,513| E) by kbeto (overwhelmedbyfeels):
“Ever fucked a guy?”
Liam frowns, unsure of the direction this conversation is headed to. “Not really…”
“Been fucked by a guy?”

Whilst Niall’s eagerness evidently rises, Liam’s will to live drops. Where’s the rewind button?
>Liam has got good intentions and a good plan. Then, Zayn happens.

Wolves and thieves WIP (103,540 | E) by frenchkiss (lillourry):
“You are beautiful and you are everything to me,” Liam simply whispers into his ear, because he knows this, has heard it countless times (hearing it from the mighty Zeus himself is something that will never leave Liam) but he knows Zayn doubts and troubles. Sometimes they argue over it, because Zayn once said he wasn’t sure he should have ever left Mount Olympus and that had felt like a slap in the face.
(Later, when Liam was trying to sleep alone after Zayn had said he was going for a long walk around their gardens, he felt the bed dip and Zayn’s weight slide under the sheets behind him and he heard the murmurings “you are worth so much more than anything Olympus could ever offer me, Liam.” And Liam had rolled over, taken a shaking, weeping Zayn in his arms and held him tight until the sun rose, trying his hardest to contradict and take down all the worries Zayn had voiced through his tears.)
Or a Helen of Troy AU of sorts, where Zayn is descended from the gods, Liam will do all in his power to see him smile, Louis and Niall are the greatest friends and Harry’s a clumsy slave boy that Louis can’t help but end up falling for.

Sanity Not Included WIP (84,117 | E) by scottmcniceass:
Someone probably should have stopped the five of them from living together in one house.

Everything You Want WIP (106,199 | E) by ohioinmymind:
Zayn never knew how much he wanted Liam until he got to watch him be with someone else. But they’ve been best friends since they were in grade school and a quick fuck isn’t worth losing a thirteen year friendship. So Zayn gets lost in the music and works in a shitty record store with Harry, while Louis plots to get away from home and Niall and El are the laziest cheerleaders in the history of ever. And Liam–well, Liam spends his time chatting up his ex’s and driving Zayn crazy in that tiny fucking speedo. It’s all just a mess, really.

You’re Like a Dream (To Me) WIP (86,586 | M) by npse:
Highschool AU in which Liam, Louis, Danielle and Andy are best friends and Niall, Harry and Zayn are the cool kids.

Armour of Faith WIP (185,731 | M) by photo41:
In 2014, Zayn Malik, an army medic, is still out in the Middle East- he’s stationed as humanitarian relief along the Iraqi/Syrian border. Exploring, he innocently touches a carving in an ancient cave- and suddenly finds himself thrust into a much different war in the year of our Lord…1188.
Hurled back in time by forces he cannot understand, Zayn’s destiny in soon inextricably intertwined with the Knights Templar and the Third Crusade. He is catapulted without warning into the intrigues of knights, Lords and Kings that may threaten his life …and shatter his heart. For here, not only will he need to find a way home, but he may also find the love of a past-life.

**Can’t Help Falling in Love with You WIP (164,992 | E) by eternallyunleashed (zaynsbambieyes):
In the 18 years he’s been alive Zayn has learnt to deal with the insane amounts of anxiety and stress that life threw his way. It was always easy to stay back and pretend he was invisible. After agreeing to Harry’s idea of an internship he realizes all his hopes of maintaining a quiet simple life as he works towards Med-school get tossed out the window. Liam Payne enters his life. Zayn can’t put a name to all the whirlwind of emotions that threaten to rip his body apart by just being near Liam, but he is certain of one thing. The mere thought or sight of Liam makes him lose the ability to breathe.
For Liam his goal is pretty simple. Ever since he laid eyes on Zayn, who looks like sin in human form with eyes that threaten to rip a man’s heart out, he knew he had to have the boy. He needs him more than he’s wanted anything in his entire life. Otherwise his red hot desire for the boy might just take him to his death.

**The Way We Do WIP (112,267 | E) by CupecakeCait:
Zayn and Liam play on rival football teams, and it’s hate at first sight, in Zayn’s case at least.

**Hello Twelve, Hello Love WIP (74,587 | E) by watyonameisgurl:
In which Zayn comes back to him slowly…When Liam and Zayn were 12, Zayn suddenly went missing in the middle of the night. With no leads, no evidence of a break-in, and no requests for ransom the police eventually concluded that Zayn simply ran away and they closed the case. His family never believed it and neither did Liam.
10 years later Liam gets held hostage during a bank heist only to find that one of the robbers is Zayn. But he doesn’t seem to recognize Liam or even his own name. Liam tries to track Zayn down on his own, hesitant to involve the police who in his experience have proved to be untrustworthy more often than not. But then Liam starts noticing strange things in his apartment. His bedroom door closed halfway when he’s sure he left it all the way open; the tv remote sitting slightly further to the left than where he usually leaves it; a stray hair on the floor, darker and shorter than his own. At first he assumes it’s just the other boys messing with him but the longer it goes on the more he starts to wonder if he might actually be going crazy.
He doesn’t realize until it’s too late that while he’s been busy searching for Zayn all this time, Zayn has already found him.

**Zayn’s Body WIP (348,297| NR) by jaylanic:
Zayn is an asshole to everyone. Except for Liam. But when a demon takes over the body of the hottest guy in school after he gets too friendly with a sketchy band, Zayn Malik’s friends go to hell and back, literally, trying to save his soul.

A Little Bit Of Time WIP (91,552 | M) by Beautystream:
Zayn is totally is infatuated with his across the hall neighbor that goes by the name of Liam.
He has had a crush on this lad for nearly three years since he moved into the apartment complex. They’re acquaintances, but not anything more even though Zayn believes they are destined to be together.
Harry is married to his high school sweetheart, but is having a bit of trouble. Accusations of Louis cheating on him are making rounds. He isn’t sure what to believe anymore, but things aren’t adding up.
Louis slipped up once with this girl and after years of progress and trust building… but it’s happened again possibly.
Both boys are best mates and dealing with dramas, what will come to make life easier? When will things ease and be better again?
 


I hope this is helpful!

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Gotta love when everything you have on is bought from fags. Nike shoes (for you fags to clean) , new Northface jacket i got today, new jeans i didnt pay for, Calvin Kleins, Dom watch, and oakley hat haha. This is the type of shit that makes me happy. Keep it coming fags! Haha

I was nervous as hell sending an ass pic to a dude I’d only been chatting with on Grindr, but @melbournealpha was insistent. He wasn’t even going to consider heading to my dorm to breed me until he saw my ass.

Ever since I’d managed to get a hard dick inside me over spring break for the very first time, I’d been dreaming about getting pounded again. I’d been nervous as hell to download Grindr, but finally decided that anybody who saw me there was just looking for the same thing. I didn’t see any risk, but damn was I wrong.

It wasn’t that I couldn’t trust @melbournealpha. True to his word, a pic of my hot ass was all it took to get tommy apartment. In no time he was balls deep in my ass, stretching me to new limits as he fucked my nearly virgin ass. It was a quality fuck that ended with him breeding me deep. I was hoping he’d be back for another round. But I’d be getting more dick than I could handle before he’d get another shot at me.

It was my roommate @uclafratboy that ended my charade and turned me into the slut bttm I am today. I’d been stroking in bed, alone, looking at images of @melbournealpha and remembering the amazing feelings he created when he used my ass when my rim mate came in unexpectedly. I dropped the phone quickly and pretended to sleep as he stripped down, but I guess he noticed the glow of my phone. Before I knew it, he had my phone in his hand and starting scrolling.

Of course, @uclafratboy saw my exchange with @melbournealpha, first begging for his dick, then thanking him for breeding me, and finally begging for him to do it again. But the worst part was the picture. I hadn’t realized that the mirror in the background captured my face and left no doubt who was begging to be fucked like a bitch in heat.

A simple snap and he had captured those images and forwarded them to himself. Another swipe and they’d been forwarded to half the dorm, with me copied. “Dudes. Just found out my roommate is a faggot. Should have known when I got my first look at this ass. Only fags have asses that sweet. I’m about to make him my bitch. Who’s got next?” I took four loads that night and I never saw @melbournealpha again. I tried, but he said he didn’t fuck whores.

But to @uclafratboy, I never needed to troll for dick again. In no time, I was servicing more dudes than I could count and I loved every minute of it. But I never forgot @melbournealpha and how his insistence that I send him an ass pic changed my life.

Zimmbits - “Did they hurt you?”

Eric was sat with a bag of frozen peas on his eye when Jack burst through the door of the haus. It was the work of seconds to be in each other’s arms.

“Are you…?”

“I’m fine. Shaken.” Jack’s arms tightened. “I’m mean, I’m better on the ice but I didn’t expect a fist to the face outside Annie’s.”

“I’m sorry.”

“For what, hon?”

“If I hadn’t come out…”

“Then he might still have called me a fag and punched me and I wouldn’t have you to hold me after. It’s worth it, Jack. Never think you’re not worth it.”

ahs: murder house sentence starters
  • ❜  the light is different out here. it’s softer.  ❜
  • ❜  so we’re the addams family now.  ❜
  • ❜  that girl is a monster.  ❜
  • ❜  jesus h. christ.  ❜
  • ❜  can i ask you a personal question?  ❜
  • ❜  don’t make me kill you again.  ❜
  • ❜  is there anything more wonderful than the promise of a new child… or more heartbreaking when that promise is broken?  ❜
  • ❜  i’m trying very hard not to judge you.  ❜
  • ❜  but i was never unfaithful.  ❜
  • ❜  i’m not usually much of a cupcake girl myself…  ❜
  • ❜  i’d kill to live in this house, regardless of the history!  ❜
  • ❜  i don’t want to be here anymore!  ❜
  • ❜  try to find some dignity in the situation.  ❜
  • ❜  every time I find my heart breaking just a sliver for you, i suddenly remember. you made this mess for yourself.  ❜
  • ❜  i’m not naive to the ways of men.  ❜
  • ❜  you say we were victims of something bad there. i say that’s the place where we survived.  ❜
  • ❜  i am trying here!  ❜
  • ❜  everybody thinks they have style, and everybody thinks they’re funny. most people aren’t.  ❜
  • ❜  i think you should just leave.  ❜
  • ❜  the one thing about the dead is they’ve got nothing left to lose.  ❜
  • ❜  you hear me? i will kill you.  ❜
  • ❜   screw high school. that’s… it’s just a blip in your timeline. don’t get stuck there.  ❜
  • ❜  we need the money.  ❜
  • ❜  i’m finding it really hard to look at your face. cause i really, really, really want to bash it in.  ❜
  • ❜  but i’m not going to be your friend. i will merely tolerate you.  ❜
  • ❜  why are you bullshitting me?!?  ❜
  • ❜  sometimes shit just happens.  ❜ 
  • ❜  the dead can hold a grudge better than most scorpios.  ❜
  • ❜  fags have such a great eye for detail, don’t they?  ❜
  • ❜  i’m going to have a little glass of this chardonnay.  ❜
  • ❜  as you can see, this room belongs to a sad, depressed teenager.  ❜
  • ❜  why are you being such an asshole?  ❜
  • ❜  this turns you on. i know it does.  ❜
  • ❜  depressing sex is even more depressing when you try so hard.  ❜
  • ❜  did it hurt? the first time usually does.  ❜
  • ❜  they’re just trying to scare you.  ❜
  • ❜  i’m open to suggestions.  ❜
  • ❜  i think i have mommy issues. you know a good therapist?  ❜
  • ❜  you’re kidding me. i thought you said you hated her.  ❜
  • ❜  i have long stopped asking why the mad do mad things.  ❜
  • ❜  as big as this place is, it does get very lonely.  ❜
  • ❜  watch it, you goddamned queen!  ❜
  • ❜  what are you gonna do? murder me?  ❜
  • ❜  we’ll make excellent parents.  ❜
  • ❜  seriously, though, are you ready for all this? i mean, you never struck me as the diapers and midnight feedings type.  ❜
  • ❜  he’s the most beautiful baby i’ve ever seen.  ❜
  • ❜  from blood and pain come perfection.  ❜
  • ❜  my mom is dead.  ❜
  • ❜  why would i do that?  ❜
  • ❜  i used to think you were like me.  ❜
  • ❜  you are the darkness.  ❜
  • ❜  you are the only light i’ve ever known.  ❜
  • ❜  you have to pay for what you did! all the pain you’ve caused, all the sorrows.  ❜ 
  • ❜  i can’t be with you, i won’t be with you.  ❜
  • ❜  go away!  ❜
  • ❜  are you sure you want to be alone? they say this house is haunted.  ❜
  • ❜  you’re kind of twisted, aren’t you?  ❜
  • ❜  you’re charismatic and compelling and a pathological liar.  ❜
  • ❜  ever since I was a little girl, I knew I was destined for great things.  ❜
  • ❜  but… my dreams became nightmares.  ❜ 
Melbourne Alpha's Lesson

@melbournealpha


Not having heard from MelbourneAlpha for a few months, I started hanging around the park where we first met hoping to run into him. He’s a busy, important Man, and I know he is a true Alpha who can have any fag he wants, so I understand why he doesn’t always hit me up. I mean he pretty much can step outside his door and find a fag willing to serve him within a few blocks without really trying hard to look. Have you seen the Man? He gorgeous.
So, hoping that he hadn’t forgotten me since I’m just one of many fags to him, I waited in the park several days in the bathroom. At one point I even had another Man ask me why I was there and tried to get me to service him, but I held out saying that I had another Alpha I was focused on and he had to be my top priority right now. I explained I didn’t want him to happen in on me being used by another Man and then be turned off from wanting me in the moment.
So a few days passed, and finally Melbournealpha was there. He walked in hot from running, with beads of sweat running down the fur on his chest. He looked at me and didn’t say anything. I got down on my knees in case he needed servicing right then, but he just walked past me to the urinals and released himself. Had he forgotten me entirely? I mean I can understand that. He can have his pick of the litter, so why would I stand out?
He was about to walk out, and I still hadn’t made eye contact (he’s just too beautiful to look at sometimes), when he turned back at me and said, “be at my place tomorrow evening at 8. I’d advise you not be late.”
He had remembered me!! And I was invited over!! Here I was hoping maybe I was worthy enough to lick the sweat from his chest, or perhaps be invited to clean his pits, but he was actually inviting me over. Maybe even to give me that incredible gift of his load. He’s bred me once before, and it was the highlight of my year.
So, of course, I couldn’t sleep that night with the anticipation. I actually left work early the next day. I had noticed on his gift list he had a new jock he wanted from Amazon, and I intended to tribute when I showed up. I knew where I could buy the same thing at the local store. I went, picked up my gift, and headed home to get ready.
I arrived at his place at 6, but made myself scarce in his neighborhood so I wouldn’t disturb him. At exactly 8:00 I rang his bell with gift in hand. Suddenly my palms got sweaty. What if I looked too desperate? Or needy? I came with a gift, did that make it weird? He opened the door wearing a suit from work. I could not believe how handsome he looked in his dark grey skin suit. He had on a crisp white shirt, and a tie the color of the sky. He told me to come in and to take my clothes off at the door. I handed him the gift, bashfully, and said, “SIR, this is for you from your registry. I hope it isn’t weird that I brought you something. You’re just so kind to invite me over that I wanted to show my appreciation.” And he laughed, and said “boy, it’s not weird, it’s sweet of you. And I’m glad you did this because it helps me understand something that I’ll explain later to you this evening. Now take your clothes off and go to the bedroom and sit on the floor. Don’t touch anything in there.” Of course that would be his reaction, I don’t know why I expected anything different. He’s a good Man, and understands I’m a fag trying to figure out how best to serve Men, so he’s so kind to take time and help me. I was afraid he’d laugh at me for bringing a gift, afraid it might be uncomfortable for him to accept it in person. Instead, he was gracious and kind.
I went to the bedroom, hoping that at some point soon, he would come in and fuck me. But, to my surprise, there was another guy in the room. Some fellow fag brother who had been hog tied, and left there. I said “hello,” but he didn’t answer. Perhaps he had been instructed not to. I kneeled to the floor, and suddenly realized why Melbourne Alpha had told me not to touch anything. He didn’t want me to untie my brother. The fag looked like he was in no distress, and I know Melbournealpha enough to know that this is a situation he had designed, and the fag was okay with it (not that it would matter if he weren’t, he’s a fag).
After a few minutes I heard the door buzz, and I heard another Man come in. I noticed the bound fag’s eyes light up with delight. I heard drinks being served in the next room, and after about 15 mins, both Men walked in. Melbournealpha has changed. He was wearing the jock I had bought, and black boots. The other man was still in street clothes. He looked familiar, but I couldn’t place him. Melbournealpha walked up behind me and started rubbing my hair like one would to a dog. I sat there, Melbournealpha touching me, sending chills down my spine from his warm hands, and we watched as the other Man started taking his clothes off. And holy fuck was he hot. Melbournealpha must attract other hot Alphas to him if this is one of his friends.
The other Man got down to just his boots, walked over to me, and told me to start cleaning his boots, at which point Melbournealpha grabbed my back of my neck and shoved me to the floor, spit in my face, and told me to get to work. And I did!!! I took the Alpha spit from my face and rubbed it on the Man’s boot, and licked it up. Then started spit shining his boots with my mouth and my own spit. At some point he realized it wasn’t punishment for me, but a great honor to be shared like this, and he took his boot and stepped on my face. He pressed down really hard, because later when I would get home, I’d still have track marks on my face.
Then both Men pulled me back into sitting position and told me to stay there.
Then they went to the bound fag, released his hands and feet from being tied together, but left the rest of the restraints on. Then, they had their way with him. And I mean that fag couldn’t have enjoyed it more. I was so happy I got to watch Melbournealpha and his friend being taken care of sexually. They used the ever living hell out of that boy’s ass. Each of them bred him twice, and they took turns pissing down his throat.
When they were done, Melbournealpaha walked the other Man out, then came back and released the other fag from his rest of his ropes. The fag got dressed and left, leaving me on the floor naked and Melbournealpha in boots and the jock I had just given him. He had covered his cock back up, but the head was peaking out the side. He noticed I couldn’t stop looking at it, and he readjusted, saying “we need to talk about something serious, do I need to get dressed so you can pay attention, boy? Or can you look me in the eyes while I’m all but naked?” I said “no, SIR, I can pay attention, I’m sorry. It’s just your cock is so beautiful.”
He sat on the edge of the bed, looked at me, and in a very serious tone said, “do you know why I told you to be here tonight?”
I said, “no SIR.”
“Do you know who the other Man is that was here?”
“He looks familiar, but I can’t place him, SIR.” I was starting to feel so stupid.
“He’s the Man you denied servicing into he park bathroom because you were waiting on me.”
It dawned on me! “Oh!!!! Oh, yes he was. How did you know about that, SIR?”
“Well, how do you think I knew?”
“I’d imagine he’s a friend and told you.”
“You’re correct,” he said. “He mentioned what you looked like and I knew who it was. But here’s the thing, boy, you should have serviced him regardless. If I want you, I’ll take you, it doesn’t matter if you’re servicing another Man. It’s not a deal breaker. I don’t go to that park anymore, and I never would have seen you. And I brought you here tonight to witness another fag being used. Had you simply serviced my friend that day, that could have been you with 4 Alpha loads in your ass and 2 loads of Alpha piss in your stomach. Instead you had to sit here and watch someone else get what probably would have gone to you. How did it make you feel watching another fag being used instead of you?”
By this point I was beet red from embarrassment. “Well, watching him be of service to you two was actually very exciting. While I wished it was me, the simple fact that you both were serviced so well made me happy.”
Melbournealpha smiled. “See, you’re starting to understand. And that’s why I wore the jock you gave me. It was a pleasant surprise, by the way. But you needed to not be embarrassed at offering me gifts. If you have the means to do so, you should always offer me tribute. There is no shame. Just like there is no shame in you servicing another Man who needs you if I happen to walk in on it. I know other Men need the services of fags.”
I said, “yes SIR. And thank you so much for this lesson.”
“Get dressed and go home, I have a long day tomorrow.”
I got up, went to the front door, and I put my clothes back on. I noticed the tie Melbournealpha had been wearing with the suit was sitting on top of my clothes. I folded it up, placing it on the table behind the sofa since it was closest to me.
Just as I was about to walk out, Melbournealpha came into the room and said, “bring that tie back with you next week when you come back. You’re gonna need it. Same day. Be here 30 minutes earlier.”

WOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Yah! Raped my first $1000 from the worthless cash fag and I have only been doing this fag raping for 1 week.  Fuck no, don’t need no college loans.  Extorting my growing stable of cash fags will set me up for  college tuition, partying and beyond.  It’s great to be young, hung and full of cum and CAAASSSSHHHHHH!!!!