haves and thirds

  • Person: Okay, but why do you watch Let's Plays of games you have? It's not the same as playing yourself, you know.
  • Me: You know, sometimes I'm interested in the story of games I'm awful at and watching someone else play (with optional funny and/or informative commentary) is a lot more pleasant than punching the monitor out of frustration.
Preview | An Oath For Sinners.

// If I do not have this whole third part posted within the next three days, you all have every right to scream at me. Au revoir.

Your flatmate, Ahn Heeyeon, begins to catch on by Wednesday.

“Stop staring at that banana like you’re about to suck it off,” she rebukes under her breath when you both do the weekly grocery shop down at the supermarket, shoving you with her shoulder in hopes of shaking that pointed, widened stare of your’s away from the phallic fruit. “God, you’re looking at it like you don’t get ten penises in your mouth every week in the first place. Are you suddenly not getting great customer revenue at your job anymore?”

That makes you cringe a little, drawing your attention away from the bundles of bananas. “Who, in this day and age, still calls it a penis?”

Heeyeon stares flatly at you from behind her giant, black-wire reading glasses, like Harry Potter but cuter. “Biology students do,” she loops an arm through your own and starts dragging you away from the fruit and vegetable section before your eyes happen to land on the eggplants or the cucumbers, “for example, me.”

“Maybe that’s why you’re not getting laid,” you say in that matter-of-fact tone she absolutely despises, yet she still raises an eyebrow in question while you continue on, “because you’re seductively whispering into some poor guy’s ear: I want your big, fat penis in and around my mouth.”

At that, she dumps her basket full of produce at your feet with a clatter that turns too many surrounding heads, ultimately hearing her blunt proclamation of, “I’m going to go find where this place stocks the bleach and drink a gallon of it right then and there. Fucking bye.”

Joltik’s Asagao!Other Youtubers headcanons

@captain-tomate​ and @electricmindart​ asked for this it’s their faults

I skipped over the Grumps and a few of the more obvious ones because those have been covered before and I only wanna retread old ground if I have emotions pertaining to them

Chadtronic: Third year, in the VHS Club with Ian, has been kicked out of the Nokemon Club twelve times now. Relentlessly enthusiastic and seems to have a mysterious assistant in a lobster costume that comes out of nowhere at random.

Scykoh: Third year, not in any club but participates on his own in the glitch category of the gaming tournament. Hasn’t been to class lately.

TamashiiHiroka: Second year, in the Nokemon club and good friends with Jimmy. Used to have pink hair, but any side effects of that seemed to have gone away.

Chuggaaconroy: Third year, current president of the Nokemon club and has a small gaming club with two of his friends that isn’t big enough to participate in the tournament but has fun regardless.

IHE: Fourth year, in the British Students Coalition against his will. May or may not actually attend Asagao physically- no one knows, he only attends classes and club meetings over Skype and no one’s seen his face.

McJones: Fourth year, PBG’s older brother and one of the better players on the Asagao Strikers. He doesn’t remember Hana at all despite having known her before, save for being the one PBG never shuts up about.

Dean: Second year, the worst player on the Asagao Strikers but he’s getting better… probably. Maybe. Don’t bet on it.

MatPat: Fourth year, teacher’s aid for Miss Shizuka and president of the Science Club. Very little science is done in there.

NateWantsToBattle: Fourth year, president of the Light Music Club and part of Jirard and Satch’s band. He and Luke fight over who gets to use the recording studio in Azalea frequently.

Alex Faciane: Fourth year, member of the Nokemon Club and part of Jirard and Satch’s band. He was Jirard’s roommate but was fine with things getting shuffled around for the transfer students.

PokeKellz: Fourth year, member of the Nokemon Club. She’s rumored to secretly be a ninja, and has been eyeing the position of club president ever since old president JWittz graduated and is lowkey salty she wasn’t picked. Whether any of these things has to do with the Red Pekmen that keep ending up in Emile’s locker is currently unknown.

Sunder: Second year, member of the Nokemon Club. Both teachers and other students struggle with pointing out whether they mean him or Jimmy Whetzel when they mention a “Jimmy”. Using “Jim” only makes it worse.

  • me: maybe i'm not actually THAT unstable?? maybe i'm just making it up??
  • also me: *cries for 15 minutes bc my family ate some of my food*

One SFW sample page from Pair Skate, the 18+ YOI doujinshi I’m doing with @tumblngkori
I HAVE EIGHT DAYS TO FINISH SIX PAGES SKFJSDFHJJFAAAaaAAAAAA

PDF should be available first week in March!

Edit to add: text is huge relative to the panel art bc print size (if you wanna print it at home) is 5.5″ x 8.5″.

like not to be dramatic

but When We Rise is lifechanging

people are talking about how it feels outdated, how it’s getting low ratings, etc

but like

these new tv shows that they’re comparing it to aren’t changing lives

I’m learning things about the history of the lgbtq+ community that I had no idea about

I don’t know that this can be judged by the regular metrics because I think that it’s more than just a show

It feels like a story being told to me about where we’ve come from, and I think it’s changing the way that I see the world that we live in now

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One year anniversary of FitzSimmons becoming canon (April 19th, 2016) → It’s been 10 years, we can’t waste anymore time // Who needs space? ‘Cause I’ve got something magnificent right here. 

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The first rule about fighting a leprechaun is do not talk to the leprechaun. It only encourages him.