havent read harry potter

drarry fic rec

these are my favorite drarry fics on AO3. the fics that are also bold are my absolute most favorite ones. 

20k to 50k

  • Lumos by Anonymous for the H/D Erised Fic exchange 2016 | 40k

50k to 100k 

  • Azoth by zeitgeistic | 90k

100k + 

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hogwart’s resident gryffindor quidditch captain, and hardass slytherin Perfect powercouple strikes again–as childhood friend nikandros continues to puzzle over how in the hell oil could ever mix with water this utterly and completely 

jord, meanwhile, looks on in the distance and secretly contemplate’s nik’s kind-of-fine ass

So this happened..

Me and professor: *on the train ride going home*
Me and professor: *passes by a Cursed Child ad*
Me: *cringes*
Professor: Have you read Harry Potter?
Me: Yes
Professor: All seven of the books?
Me: Yes
Professor: Oh, then what’s that book about? Is it a prequel? *refering to the Cursed Child*
Me: *is massive Scorbus and Drarry trash* *flashbacks to all the shipping feels* It’s about their kids *dies*

I’ve noticed that tumblr seems to have become, quite rightly, a Minerva McGonagall fan site. So whilst I am sure I’m not the first to do so, I really wanna share one of my (many) favourite McGonagall moments - how she handles things when Neville doesn’t get the required grade for his Transfiguration NEWT.

‘Why do you want to continue with Transfiguration anyway? I never got the impression that you particuarly enjoyed it.’
Neville looked miserable and muttered something about ‘my grandmother wants’.
‘Humph,’ snorted Professor McGonagall. ‘It’s high time your grandmother learned to be proud of the grandson she’s got, rather than the one she thinks she ought to have - particularly after what happened at the Ministry.’
Neville turned very pink and blinked confusedly; Professor McGonagall had never paid him a compliment before. 
‘I’m sorry, Longbottom, but I cannot let you into my NEWT class. I see that you have an “Exceeds Expectations” in Charms, however - why not try for a NEWT in Charms?’
‘My grandmother thinks Charms is a soft option,’ mumbled Neville.
’Take Charms,’ said Professor McGonagall, ‘and I shall drop Augusta a line reminding her that just because she failed her Charms OWL, the subject is not necessarily worthless.’

(Half-Blood Prince page 165-166 UK Hardback)

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: JK ROWLING JUST ANNNOUNCED A NEW HARRY POTTER SEQUEL THATS GOING TO BE A PLAY AT A THEATER IN LONDON THAT I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO SEE LIVE BUT EXPECT SOMEONE TO FILM SO THAT I CAN APPREICATE AND IM NOT EMOTIONALLY READY FOR THIS OR THE FACT THE FANTASTIC BEASTS IS COMING OUT THE SAME YEAR AND I HAVENT HAD NEW HARRY POTTER CONTENT SINCE I READ THE LAST BOOK AT AGE ELEVEN BECAUSE FUCK POTTERMORE AND IM LITERALLY LOSING MY MIND