haven't watched this in so long

You need to stop carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders.

six of crows as @wolfpupy tweets
  • kaz brekker: only the good die young? phew good thing that i am so incredibly awful
  • inej ghafa: some say love is a river, me i say things that make sense
  • jesper fahey: the biggest flaw of all my get rich quick schemes so far has been that they haven't gotten me rich quickly or even at all
  • nina zenik: i don't care if this offends you but once i get my long sparkling mermaid hair everyone else will basically become worthless
  • wylan van eck: watching everything go up in flames has made me rethink everything i thought i knew about lighting things on fire
  • matthias helvar: hope everyone is celebrating Give Money To Wolves Day
  • kuwei yul bo: other people, lately, have been saying so many things and i, myself, shouldn't have to hear or listen to it

We’ll wait for you Wookie <3 (08.14.2017 - May 2019)

At a party on Balmera
  • Lance, to Shay: I have to tell you, I don't think I've ever seen Hunk so happy before.
  • Shay: Aww, I'm gla--
  • Lance: If you hurt him, I will kill you and make it look like an accident.
  • Shay:
  • Lance:
  • Shay:
  • Lance: Pfff...Hahaha! I'm just messing with you! Don't look so freaked out!
  • Shay: ...Oh, a joke.*relieved* Ha...
  • Lance: *calls and waves* Hey, Pidge!
  • Pidge: Hey, Shay! *finger guns* We're gonna kill you!

Your senior year roommate calls herself Clarity. She’s very small and rumpled and distant, and she goes for long walks in the forest south of campus when she’s frustrated. You aren’t friends, but you coexist peacefully. It’s enough.

The creature on your co-owned Walmart futon isn’t Clarity.

It looks like her. Enough to fool a casual observer, certainly. Enough to fool someone who hasn’t been soldering sterling silver for six hours. But you have, and the truth of silver lingers, and the Thing That Looks Like Clarity is sprouting delicate flowers from the skin of its bare shoulders.

It’s sitting cross-legged and perfectly, terribly still, tracking your eyes as you take all this in. When you sigh and set down your backpack, it says, “Hello, smith. There didn’t seem to be any sense in pretending.”

“Jeweler,” you say, and, “I go by Florence, these days. What should I call you?”

It blinks, languid and slow. “I’m not here to usurp. I’m a… placeholder.”

“It’s still confusing as shit, my guy.”

It considers this at length. Finally, with the air of one who has just solved a great puzzle, it says “Claire. We will know, the two of us.”

“Works for me. Nice meeting you, Claire.”

And that seems to be all there is to say. Your roommate’s been stolen by the Fair Folk, you’re living with a changeling, and there’s not much you can do about either of these things. You scroll through Instagram until it gets tired of watching you and wanders out into the hallway.

So that’s Claire.

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Every now and then I think I’ve finally gotten over the undertale fandom and then @unrestedjade‘s reborntale fic sends me straight back to hell

that post that’s like “it should be called friends and Ross” is so real I just watched the one with the sharks where Ross talks to phoebe about how she’s never had a long term relationship right before she goes on date, which makes her upset and ruins the date. Then he goes to the guys apartment to tell him to give phoebe another chance (which he tells Ross he’s already done) and Ross responds by revealing that phoebe’s never been in a long term relationship???

And in the next one phoebe invites everyone to her bday dinner and Rachel’s like only one of us can go bc we have to watch our baby and phoebe wants Rachel to go but Ross is like I wanna go to so he makes Rachel let him have his mom watch her even though she’s uncomfortable because she’s never left her baby with someone else, then he locks them both out of the apartment with the baby inside bc he wouldn’t listen to Rachel telling him she didn’t have her keys like I just wanna say from the bottom of my heart fuck Ross

Re-sound by Strelok Audio - Undyne The Undying
Huge thanks to the homie Strelok for resounding my Undyne Animation! If I remember correctly, we talked about this resounding back in November and AHH it's f...

We’re happy to finally share the re-sound of Undyne the Undying we hope you’ll like it ^3^
Thank you so much Strelok!!!

anonymous asked:

omg what episodes of iasip have had heavy flirting between the two??? I haven't watched in so long

hoo boy this ended up being a little longer than expected! disclaimer: i wrote this all from memory, and by no means is it an exhaustive list!

Ass Kickers United: Mac and Charlie Join A Cult; dennis tells mac “you’ve been looking so great lately, so sexy”

Franks Back in Business; dennis directs “don’t you want to get off with me? i want you to get off with me” to mac

The Gang Solves the Mortgage Crisis; dennis asks mac “can you do that for me, baby boy?” (side note: dennis also calls mac “baby boy” in The Gang Hits the Road) + this episode blessed us with Hugh Honey and Vic Vinegar

Mac and Dennis Break Up (deleted scene); dennis tells mac that he has “beautiful lips”

The Gang Dines Out; dennis serenades mac with a rendition of wind beneath my wings + dennis gives a speech about mac and how “the world is a safer place when he’s around”

Dennis Gets Divorced; “you’re my boytoy!” “i’m your boytoy!”

Flowers for Charlie; dennis tells mac that “it’s all about seduction” and turns on you’re the inspiration by chicago, and then they both begin swaying towards each other with mac about to lean in before they’re interrupted by dee

The Gang Gets Held Hostage; mac says “i love you” to dennis

The Gang Recycles Their Trash; mac tries to kiss dennis

bonus: some other iconic macdennis moments

Macs Banging the Waitress; “dennis has great thighs” + mac booping dennis’ nose to wake him up

The Gang Dances Their Asses Off; mac mimes the act of fellatio on dennis

The Gang Gets Quarantined; dennis proves that he can go from “flaccid to erect at a moments notice” by looking mac up and down + the fact that mac has seen him do that before

Mac and Dennis Break Up; all of it

The Nightman Cometh Live; the entirety of the “it’s just two men sharing the night..” scene

Paddy’s Pub: Home of the Original Kitten Mittens; the shot gun scene

Mac and Dennis: Manhunters; dennis gets mac to feel his nipples (lmao)

Mac and Dennis Move To The Suburbs; dennis buys mac a dog and mac decides to name it dennis jr and “raise him like he was our own son” + mac tells dennis “everything i do, i do for you”

Hero or Hate Crime; dennis softly tells mac “just come on out of the closet, you’ll feel better” + dennis persuades the rest of the gang to leave mac to just be happy on the day he came out

amendment: i cannot believe that i managed to forget paddy’s thong and “i’m wearing them because i want to turn you on” from Paddy’s Pub: Home of the Original Kitten Mittens! thank you to @macelhenneys for your tags that reminded me 

radiowizard  asked:

I'm bored; do you have any other anime recommendations?

Hekka yeah, I have a whole list of shows/movies I watched and u can pick some from there

Akame ga kill
Amagi Brillant Park
Angel Beats
Ano Natsu de Matteru
Ao Haru Ride
Ao No Exorcist (Blue Exorcist)
Chunnibyou demo koi ga shitai
Clannad After Story
Corpse Party
Date A Live
Deadman Wonderland
Death Note
Death Parade
Eden of the East
Elfen Lied
Fairy Tail
Free! Eternal Summer
Gokukoku no Brynhildr
Guilty Crown
Hataraku Maou-sama (Devils a part timer)
Kamisama Hajimemashita (Kamisama Kiss)
Kuragehime (Princess Jellyfish)
Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler)
Kuroshitsuji: Book of Circus
Love Stage
Mekaku City Actors
Mirai Nikki (Future Diary)
Myriad colors phantom world
Nagi no Asukara
Neon Genesis Evangelion
No. 6
One Punch Man
Ouran High School Host Club
Owari no Seraph
Rosario+ Vampire
RWBY (Volume 1, 2 and 3)
Shinsekai Yori
Shigatsu wa Kimi no uso (Your lie in April)
Shingeki no Kyojin (Attack on Titan)
Soul Eater
Soul Eater NOT
Sword Art Online (1&2)
Tasogare Otome x Amnesia
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Tokyo Ghoul
Tokyo Ghoul vA
Tokyo Ghoul: Jack
Tokyo Ghoul: Pinto
Yuri on Ice
Zankyou No Terror

Spirited Away
️️Wolf children
My Neighbor Tortoro
Howls Moving Castle
Kiki’s Delivery Service
Patema Inverted
When Marnie Was There
Kimi no na wa
A Silent Voice

I do recommend Shinsekai Yori cause not many know about that one and it’s pretty good