haven't done one like this before

  • Male Writer: Ah, anniversary jokes are so funny. Because chicks always hate it when you don't remember anniversaries! A plus gold very original
  • Male Writer: Mother in laws amirite?
  • Male Writer: My male character who is an author insert of myself pines after a woman I used to pine after in high school. Then they have sex. This is good literature.
  • Male Writer: Ugh female books are so romance filled
  • Male Writer: And girl fanfics, so mary suey
  • Male Writer: Now listen about this original middle aged man who is an expert in everything, suffers from ennui, looks like me, acts like me, and gets all the girls i want.
  • Male Writer: She was sexy in an alluring, boring way, filled with purple prose and riddled with objectification
  • Male Writer: If i make a female character parrot my misogynistic views, they cease to be misogynistic! Are you saying you don't respect my fake female characters opinions, feminists?
  • Male Writer: a good action girl is one who looks hot at all times
  • Male Writer: If the female main character got in an asskicking line, my work is Feminist with a capital F and no one can criticize me
  • Specifically White Male Writer: Heroic tropes are so overdone. I'm going to create a boring white guy with stubble to be a completely original antihero no one has ever seen before TM.
  • Same Guy: It's original because he is a jerk who gets away with bad behavior, just like I wish i could.
  • Another Specifically White Male Writer: It's in my universe to only have white men do things in my book. I mean, don't you care about historical accuracy
  • Same Guy: I mean, it's a generic fantasy verse with no real life time period equivalent and i haven't done any research, but i'm SURE that it's historically accurate. To that dark mideval dragon fighting europe period
  • Same Guy: Where in Europe? Who cares!
  • Male Writer: There is no better way to introduce a female character to a male character than by him saving her.
  • Male Writer: Characters hating each other is good sexual tension!
  • Male Writer: One female character and five male characters is a good team balance
  • Male Writer: If my female character chooses to act in a sexist tropey way, it's not sexist. In fact, because she CHOSE to do it, it is Feminist.
  • Male Writer: I am original

“why do two of you have the same scar. why is one of you swedish. why did you never tell me you had two identical brothers how many years have we known each other

anonymous asked:

Honestly I'm just happy you started drawing more Rick Riordan/PJO stuff again. Haven't people learned from before??? Remember when Viria was so done with the PJO fandom after they kept pestering her with 'Why aren't you drawing more PJO?' 'Can you draw some PJO pls' Like Y'all need to be patient and stop asking the artist 'What about this character???' 'When are you doing this one??" Like please stop?? I feel annoyed and I'm not even Viria

ahah, oh god.

I can’t say I’ve reached that level of..uh..well. But it does feel kind of disheartening to constantly have people saying stuff like “where the fuck is this character”, “okay its great but where’s that character” “BUT WHAT ABOUT X CHARACTER”, like. yeah. I know you want to see them, *I* want to see them, but I have only one hand and very limited time. 

Also things like “WHY DO THEY LOOK LIKE IT ITS NOT HOW I IMAGINED THEM” and “NO ITS NOT HOW THEY LOOK”, “WHY ARE THEY DRESSED LIKE THAT” etc etc…It’s completely normal to see characters differently, please remember I can’t get inside someone’s head! I try my best to follow the description and do it justice.

As for PJO, to be honest I think this job actually helped me to restore my love and tenderness I felt for the series, so. Hope it will last:”) So far I feel more joy than anything else.

Thank you for being considerate! *3*~ 

Further proof Yoonmin is fake fanservice while Jikook and Yoonjin are the ones more comfortable with each other:

Posing for a photo

And then after the photographer has finished

Glad it looks like they’ve stopped forcing Yoonmin fake moments for the Love Yourself comeback, as this fancafe shoot was done before then.

EDIT: I’m not even a jikook or yoonjin shipper.  Stop assuming.

Next Generation HP Things
  • Teddy is “the cool cousin.” 
  • James is “that little bastard who keeps messing up his potions on purpose to see the ‘pretty fireworks’”. 
  • Albus is “oh god, not another one. He’s going to be just like his brother!” (except he’s not just like his brother. He actually tries.)
  • Lily is a sweetheart. Need I say more? She’s obviously a sweetheart. Except… she’s got a bit of her oldest brother’s mischievous streak, so she likes to explode potions, too. 
  • Scorpius and Albus are friends and both in Slytherin, because I like the idea of a Potter being in Slytherin, but I’m not too fond of the “Scorpius HAS to be not Slytherin thing.”
  • Everyone thinks they’re dating. They’re THAT pair of friends that always sits really close together and steals each other’s pumpkin juice and shares books. 
  • They aren’t? They are? Who knows?
  • Lysander and Lorcan are really popular in their houses. One is Ravenclaw and one is Hufflepuff and they’ve got a whole tutoring system set up with Rose.
  • Rose is, in the teachers’ books, “most likely to get out of here alive, just like her mom.”
  • Teddy gets a job at Hogwarts doing Merlin-knows-what because Harry has a life crisis and is like, “I NEED SOMEONE KEEPING AN EYE ON MY CHILDREN SO THEY DON’T DIE LIKE I NEARLY DID!!!!!”
  • Neville offers but Harry’s like, “Neville, you had enough dealing with me.” and Neville’s like, “You’re right. Good plan.”
  • Victoire is a healer. She’s really damn good at it. 
  • George’s kids are banned from having any of their dad’s merchandise on campus. The teachers just aren’t taking the chance. 
  • Draco and Harry are Quidditch Dads who have angry face-offs in the bleachers even though their kids are on the SAME DAMN TEAM. It’s ridiculous. 
  • Headmistress McGonagall gives the two of them detention before remembering they graduated and have jobs and lives. 
  • They’re nice guys (are they?) so they sit through two hours of detention with Aunt Minerva (but don’t call her that if you want to live). 
  • Rose and Hugo are inseparable Hugo’s first year because he’s nervous as hell, but then he makes friends and starts a club devoted to continuing  his uncles’ (Fred and George’s) legacy as pranksters. 
  • Everyone thinks it’s Roxanne and Fred II until Hugo feels guilty and turns himself in. 
  • The teachers are SHOCKED. 
  • He gives them the Sad Weasley Eyes and gets his detention time cut in half. 
  • Scorpius and Albus get too close to each other during Quidditch and Albus knocks Scorpius off his broom. It looks like he could do one of two things: Catch the goddamn snitch or rescue his friend. 
  • He doesn’t think twice before rescuing his friend.
  • Later everyone asks Scorpius if he was scared and he says, “For a second, but then I remembered Al was right there and I wasn’t scared anymore. I knew he’d help me, ‘cause I’d do the same for him.”
  • Cue the chorus of “aaaaaaaawwwwwwww!”
  • I’m done here. It’s midnight and I’m rambling and my sister would be so ashamed. 
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anonymous asked:

Lol most of them can't speak more than a basic level of English so yeah it kinda is a problem. And you sound like you haven't watched an interview of a pop musician before A LOT of it is just fluff questions. It's literally nothing new

there’s a profession focusing specifically on that called translators and it’s not a problem to hire one. and yes I’ve seen a lot of interviews and even though there’s fluff in them majority of the questions are about specific topic. If you’re inviting a group from overseas, a group that’s making some kind of history, that is doing something that was never done before and it’s a part of important charity and all you can ask them is ‘who’s your favourite american artist’ then go fuck yourself cuz that’s the worst journalism I’ve seen, high school writing club could prepare a better set of questions

Imagine getting possessed by a group of demons that Sam and Dean haven't encountered before.

Never before have the Winchesters faced something this…evil. One demon, sure…but this? Nothing like this, and the fact that it was happening to you made everything ten times worse. They couldn’t focus as their minds ran in circles over the worse possible outcomes. The holy water done minimal damage. The devils trap was no match. And the Latin exorcism wasn’t even phasing the demon, or demons, rather, feeding on your soul.

“Te rogamus. Adios, bitch,” Dean spat as blood from his lip dripped onto the floor. You only stared at him and smiled before running your tongue across the knife you gripped in your hand. Crimson liquid dripped down your neck as the blade sliced through the muscle, and all the boys could do was watch in horror.

“Do you really think your little prayer can save her?” the demons from within spoke. “Y/n isn’t here right now, she’s too busy getting raped in Hell!” Sam started speaking Latin once again, but the scream that erupted from your throat made him stop as his blood ran cold. “Your mother sucks cocks in Hell!” The laugh that echoed from the walls was one straight from the pits of Hell.

“What is your name?” Dean yelled as his younger brother held a wooden cross in your direction.

Standing on freshly broken legs, head stuck at an odd angle, your arms raised to a T shape and the cross in Sam’s hands burst into flames. “My name is Legion,” you smiled, “for we are many.”

Life Is Strange sentence pack [EP5]
  • "Is anybody out there? Please, help!"
  • "The slightly unconscious model is often the most open and honest."
  • "Oh, Christ... look at that perfect face."
  • "Stay still!"
  • "Nobody will be surprised, or care."
  • "I wasn't lying when I said you have a gift."
  • "Goddamn, you're a fighter, though."
  • "Always take the shot."
  • "Please, I'm sorry for everything."
  • "I don't want to die like this!"
  • "Yes, you're a psychopath."
  • "Always remember that you're not alone. I've got your back, no matter what happens."
  • "You always know the right thing to do."
  • "You're smart enough to know how easy it is to hurt somebody, to destroy their life."
  • "I know you've got a good heart. I've seen it."
  • "Wouldn't it be better to lift people up than to bring them down?"
  • "After everything that's happened, this should be the least scary thing you've ever done."
  • "Eat shit and die."
  • "You are not going to stop me!"
  • "You didn't fail... you did your best."
  • "Everybody... used me."
  • "All this shit will be over soon."
  • "I hate to say I'm glad to see you, but I'm so glad to see you."
  • "Hey... be careful out there."
  • "I always wanted my life to be special... an adventure... but not without you."
  • "Holy shit, are you cereal?"
  • "Thought you could control everybody and everything, huh?"
  • "You've left a trail of death and suffering behind you."
  • "Just shut up. You're not scaring me anymore."
  • "This is reality!"
  • "That nightmare was so real, was so horrible."
  • "All I really created was just death and destruction!"
  • "This is the only way."
  • "You are my number one priority now."
  • "You are all that matters to me."
  • "I know I've been selfish, but for once, I think I should accept my fate."
  • "You made me smile and laugh like I haven't done in years."
  • "All those moment between us were real, and they'll always be ours."
  • "I'm gonna miss you so much."
  • "I'll always love you."
  • "Now get out of here, please! Do it before I freak!"
  • "Don't you forget about me."
Part Eight: Becoming One

Disclaimer: I have never written smut before. Ever.

The next bit is NSFW and therefore beneath the cut. I skipped the ceremony as Claire doesn’t remember most of it. (nerves instead of alcohol this time) They’ll probably “remember” it together in the Epilogue, but I wanted to keep moving forward.

Mad props to @diversemediums for fanning the flames.

You can read previous installments here.

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anonymous asked:

Remus Lupin icons would be cool if you haven't done them before!

i’ve only made a couple Remus ones so here you go lovely! Sorry these took me so long to make.


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  • You can find all the Harry Potter icons I’ve made here.
  • Check out my icons page

Slytherin

  • tight-fitting dresses with bright red lipstick and striking lipstick
  • eating at a posh restaurant
  • perfectly straightened hair
  • staring blankly off into space whilst listening to music
  • black coffee
  • makes edits of photos with emo lyrics
  • can stargaze for hours
  • always heavy vignette effects to photos
  • tries to hide how confused and tormented they feel inside

Gryffindor

  • massive group homework sessions the night before it is due
  • always bops their head to the beat, sometimes even starts dancing
  • always tries the weirdest combinations when cooking
  • drives around town without a map when they can’t sleep
  • posts countless different versions of “ask me” or “tell me a letter and I’ll…”
  • holds grudges if you betray them
  • rarely takes notes in class
  • writes reminders on their hands but forgets about them anyway
  • very stubborn one they make up their mind

Hufflepuff

  • over-sized sweaters that cover their hands 
  • waking up early to cook pancakes
  • covers backpacks with badges and keychains
  • exercise books are decorated with stickers
  • tea with lots of sugar and frothy milk and marshmallows
  • trying to order dessert first at a restaurant or fast food joint
  • comes home with pockets full of feathers and flowers
  • even if you hurt them, they will love you back
  • covers the margin with doodles
  • fades photos so they appear softer
  • randomly starts laughing because memes
  • drinks a lot of juice and milk

Ravenclaw

  • staying back after class to discuss ideas with the teacher and ask for help
  • colour-coordinated notes
  • tries cooking vegan dishes
  • neatly organised computer files
  • every surface of their room is covered in little sticky notes
  • all their friends turn to them for help on homework or study
  • regularly rewrites their to-do list
  • will accidentally spend hours watching how-to videos, documentaries etc. on youtube when they can’t sleep
  • is easily able to rationalise problems/situations
  • will offer friends unnecessary medical opinions/advice

anonymous asked:

hey i love your headcanons! they give me the feels, especially about the leaving s/o ╥﹏╥ if you haven't done one, can i request about how penny reacts and come to terms that he's actually falling in love with s/o and maybe admitting it for the first time? thanks and keep up the wonderful work!

I’M SO GLAD FINALLY SOMEBODY REQUESTED THIS, though I’m gonna add how he sorta got attracted to you before the relationship too cause somebody else requested and I’d wanna combine em.

PRE-Relationship

  • Pennywise growing feelings for you could happen after you somehow convinced him to become your “friend”, or you probably didn’t even know the guy at all
  • In either situation, he would most likely turn himself human to get closer to you without looking “as creepy” and just having a little more charm in in once he’s realized that you’re making him feel a certain way and he hates it 
  • During his time as a human, he’d learn all about your likings and what makes you happy, because that makes him happy for some reason
  • He wants to just grab and snap your fragile, foolish, idiotic, beautiful, smooth and lovely little neck because you obviously planted a weird virus in him, somehow.
  • Pennywise stalks you everywhere because he has to make sure nobody hurts your or kills you!Because, obviously that’s his job, right?
  • You’d receive a lot of random little, strange gifts that obviously include the usual red balloons, besides dead rats, broken toys, little wildflowers,etc.
  • Human Penny is going to appear out of nowhere quite often and though the guy’s pretty good looking, he’s pretty weird in his own way..especially when he asks if you’d ever mate with a clown.
  • In addition, you coincidentally have strange dreams where you’re with a clown and every one of them just gets realer and realer
  • He eventually realizes that every time he thinks about how much he wants to kill you, how he wants to scare you so badly…nothing pops into mind!All he sees is you sitting in the sewers…with his head on your lap???And your hands in his hair???
  • Though he turned human to get closer to you he just thought what the hell was the point in that when you could instead gaze upon his much better looking clown self???
  • When he introduces himself, or at least has now accepted that he can’t kill you, I kinda think it’d go like this
  • Once you accept the flowers, kinda weirded out, he would stand up  and do another bow before looking at you with a sinister grin(he’s trying to not look creepy)
  • He’d then proceed by saying “I now claim you as my mate, and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it.“before grabbing you and throwing you over his shoulder, then running off to the sewers.

Falling in love during relationship

  • Once again, Pennywise suspects that you have planted some sort of a virus inside him…Or maybe, the same virus from before is reacting even strongly because you’ve now gained his trust!
  • He’s pretty suspicious around you because he seriously has no idea how your dumb, supposedly crooked and horrible smile makes him giggle in delight.
  • He asks if maybe you possibly put something in his body while kissing him because he feels it, and you’re confused because you’re not entirely sure your idea is even correct so you just laugh it off.
  • Another thing is sex, every time it happens it’s more about being primal and just mating like damn animals, but when you’re finished he now makes sure that you’re in his arms while his head is in your neck feeling the vibrations of his purring.
  • When he’s jealous he’s going to obviously be animalistic about it, but now he feels pretty…insecure? He feels that he has to keep others away because you’re his mate, but also because it would make him feel pretty sad for some reason.
  • Rather than giving you his super rough, tongue choking you kisses, the virus in him is telling him to instead tickle your face with small kisses because you’re going to giggle about it
  • You’re going to be the one who says it to him, and he’s just going to shrug it off but don’t take it badly. Pennywise is just a silly, clueless boi.
  • One thing is that you are never going to hear him say "I love you”, because he has too much pride and dignity, and he doesn’t exactly understand love just yet
  • BUT!Who’s to say that he won’t tells others(or things) about how much of an amazing human you are and that if anything were to happen to you he would kill everybody on planet Earth?
  • You’d have to discreetly explain it to him, like pointing to a couple who’s so in love, because he’ll just run off into the sewers and say he doesn’t feel those “pitiful human emotions that ruin a being”
  • Hearing him tell you those words won’t happen, but hearing him say something along those words might just happen: “I saw you in the store today and noticed that one person curse at you…so here’s their corpse, just for you cupcake.”
  • There’s a chance you will hear him barely breathe out an “I love you” when you do something that just amazes/pleases him like a blowjob you dancing very goofily, painting your face like his, sing him to sleep, etc.
  • Or, there’s the situation in which you will probably find him doing something and talking to himself like always before he says “Ugh,love. How pathetic…although, not very pathetic since it’s coming from me…I do believe I love (Y/N).”
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xmanorianx  asked:

How do I start writing fanfics? I haven't written any before. Thx

Hi!

1. Pick a fandom you’re passionate about.

2. Preferably, pick a fandom that you’ve watched the whole show/ read all the books/etc (one that you know a lot about).

3. Write for you. Forget about pleasing the audience, at least when you’re just starting out.

4. Know that fanfic from small fandoms probably won’t get a lot of comments/likes/etc. And that’s okay. Small fandoms also have the benefit of writers being able to create stories that haven’t been done before.

5. Which brings me to the point that in big fandoms, it seems like every AU and twist has already been written. Write it anyway. Add your own touches.

6. Don’t be personally offended or get defensive over polite constructive criticism. People are just trying to help. You don’t have to listen, but it is advisable especially if the same thing keeps being said.

7. Brush off hate. In my experience, there are three types of haters:

•There are the people who want to dump on your work for no sake other than being rude human beings who enjoy making others feel bad. They never offer any ways to fix your writing and only insult it, pinpointing any flaw they see and exaggerating it.

Ex. Your story sucks. It’s really choppy and just plain bad tbh.

• The fanfic haters. Who knows why they’re reading fanfic, but all they really do is say things like “original work is so much tougher to write” and “this won’t get you anywhere”.

• The ones who think they are experts and have the sole, correct opinion in the fandom. Their main lines are “this character would never act this way” and “you’ve ruined the show/book” (dramatic much?). Again, they give no advice.

Ignore all the haters. Keep on writing.

8. Share your work with a writing community like Wattpad. Join a book club where people agree to read and give concrit on your story if you do the same.

9. Read other people’s fanfics. Learn from their mistakes and their successes.

10. Have fun and write your heart out.

anonymous asked:

Saeran angst please... I haven't seen you at all write angst for him D:

I’m actually in brainstorming of a really big one. Like this is probably going to be the biggest fanfic I will ever write 😂 its that I’m entering my second round of midterms again and I want to be done with half of the fic before I start posting it :) It will be a very painful and everything. It will include: Smut, Angst, Fluff D: so best believe it will be long and plus my sister @promiscuous-jalapeno is going to help me make sure it flows in a sense? so best believe I’m going to go all out on this fucking fic 😂😂 

What I can reveal to you right now is the name of the fic