haven't done one like this before

  • Male Writer: Ah, anniversary jokes are so funny. Because chicks always hate it when you don't remember anniversaries! A plus gold very original
  • Male Writer: Mother in laws amirite?
  • Male Writer: My male character who is an author insert of myself pines after a woman I used to pine after in high school. Then they have sex. This is good literature.
  • Male Writer: Ugh female books are so romance filled
  • Male Writer: And girl fanfics, so mary suey
  • Male Writer: Now listen about this original middle aged man who is an expert in everything, suffers from ennui, looks like me, acts like me, and gets all the girls i want.
  • Male Writer: She was sexy in an alluring, boring way, filled with purple prose and riddled with objectification
  • Male Writer: If i make a female character parrot my misogynistic views, they cease to be misogynistic! Are you saying you don't respect my fake female characters opinions, feminists?
  • Male Writer: a good action girl is one who looks hot at all times
  • Male Writer: If the female main character got in an asskicking line, my work is Feminist with a capital F and no one can criticize me
  • Specifically White Male Writer: Heroic tropes are so overdone. I'm going to create a boring white guy with stubble to be a completely original antihero no one has ever seen before TM.
  • Same Guy: It's original because he is a jerk who gets away with bad behavior, just like I wish i could.
  • Another Specifically White Male Writer: It's in my universe to only have white men do things in my book. I mean, don't you care about historical accuracy
  • Same Guy: I mean, it's a generic fantasy verse with no real life time period equivalent and i haven't done any research, but i'm SURE that it's historically accurate. To that dark mideval dragon fighting europe period
  • Same Guy: Where in Europe? Who cares!
  • Male Writer: There is no better way to introduce a female character to a male character than by him saving her.
  • Male Writer: Characters hating each other is good sexual tension!
  • Male Writer: One female character and five male characters is a good team balance
  • Male Writer: If my female character chooses to act in a sexist tropey way, it's not sexist. In fact, because she CHOSE to do it, it is Feminist.
  • Male Writer: I am original
Next Generation HP Things
  • Teddy is “the cool cousin.” 
  • James is “that little bastard who keeps messing up his potions on purpose to see the ‘pretty fireworks’”. 
  • Albus is “oh god, not another one. He’s going to be just like his brother!” (except he’s not just like his brother. He actually tries.)
  • Lily is a sweetheart. Need I say more? She’s obviously a sweetheart. Except… she’s got a bit of her oldest brother’s mischievous streak, so she likes to explode potions, too. 
  • Scorpius and Albus are friends and both in Slytherin, because I like the idea of a Potter being in Slytherin, but I’m not too fond of the “Scorpius HAS to be not Slytherin thing.”
  • Everyone thinks they’re dating. They’re THAT pair of friends that always sits really close together and steals each other’s pumpkin juice and shares books. 
  • They aren’t? They are? Who knows?
  • Lysander and Lorcan are really popular in their houses. One is Ravenclaw and one is Hufflepuff and they’ve got a whole tutoring system set up with Rose.
  • Rose is, in the teachers’ books, “most likely to get out of here alive, just like her mom.”
  • Teddy gets a job at Hogwarts doing Merlin-knows-what because Harry has a life crisis and is like, “I NEED SOMEONE KEEPING AN EYE ON MY CHILDREN SO THEY DON’T DIE LIKE I NEARLY DID!!!!!”
  • Neville offers but Harry’s like, “Neville, you had enough dealing with me.” and Neville’s like, “You’re right. Good plan.”
  • Victoire is a healer. She’s really damn good at it. 
  • George’s kids are banned from having any of their dad’s merchandise on campus. The teachers just aren’t taking the chance. 
  • Draco and Harry are Quidditch Dads who have angry face-offs in the bleachers even though their kids are on the SAME DAMN TEAM. It’s ridiculous. 
  • Headmistress McGonagall gives the two of them detention before remembering they graduated and have jobs and lives. 
  • They’re nice guys (are they?) so they sit through two hours of detention with Aunt Minerva (but don’t call her that if you want to live). 
  • Rose and Hugo are inseparable Hugo’s first year because he’s nervous as hell, but then he makes friends and starts a club devoted to continuing  his uncles’ (Fred and George’s) legacy as pranksters. 
  • Everyone thinks it’s Roxanne and Fred II until Hugo feels guilty and turns himself in. 
  • The teachers are SHOCKED. 
  • He gives them the Sad Weasley Eyes and gets his detention time cut in half. 
  • Scorpius and Albus get too close to each other during Quidditch and Albus knocks Scorpius off his broom. It looks like he could do one of two things: Catch the goddamn snitch or rescue his friend. 
  • He doesn’t think twice before rescuing his friend.
  • Later everyone asks Scorpius if he was scared and he says, “For a second, but then I remembered Al was right there and I wasn’t scared anymore. I knew he’d help me, ‘cause I’d do the same for him.”
  • Cue the chorus of “aaaaaaaawwwwwwww!”
  • I’m done here. It’s midnight and I’m rambling and my sister would be so ashamed. 
Imagine getting possessed by a group of demons that Sam and Dean haven't encountered before.

Never before have the Winchesters faced something this…evil. One demon, sure…but this? Nothing like this, and the fact that it was happening to you made everything ten times worse. They couldn’t focus as their minds ran in circles over the worse possible outcomes. The holy water done minimal damage. The devils trap was no match. And the Latin exorcism wasn’t even phasing the demon, or demons, rather, feeding on your soul.

“Te rogamus. Adios, bitch,” Dean spat as blood from his lip dripped onto the floor. You only stared at him and smiled before running your tongue across the knife you gripped in your hand. Crimson liquid dripped down your neck as the blade sliced through the muscle, and all the boys could do was watch in horror.

“Do you really think your little prayer can save her?” the demons from within spoke. “Y/n isn’t here right now, she’s too busy getting raped in Hell!” Sam started speaking Latin once again, but the scream that erupted from your throat made him stop as his blood ran cold. “Your mother sucks cocks in Hell!” The laugh that echoed from the walls was one straight from the pits of Hell.

“What is your name?” Dean yelled as his younger brother held a wooden cross in your direction.

Standing on freshly broken legs, head stuck at an odd angle, your arms raised to a T shape and the cross in Sam’s hands burst into flames. “My name is Legion,” you smiled, “for we are many.”

anonymous asked:

It's always weird to me when somebody says I must be new bc they haven't seen me before when my availability ranges all the way from 5am to close, every day of the week, and I work 5 days a week lol. Like either you don't actually come in regularly or you are the stealthiest customer ever???

Déjà vu - the feeling your doing something you’ve done before.

I swear I just replied to one like this. LOL!

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anonymous asked:

Saeran angst please... I haven't seen you at all write angst for him D:

I’m actually in brainstorming of a really big one. Like this is probably going to be the biggest fanfic I will ever write 😂 its that I’m entering my second round of midterms again and I want to be done with half of the fic before I start posting it :) It will be a very painful and everything. It will include: Smut, Angst, Fluff D: so best believe it will be long and plus my sister @promiscuous-jalapeno is going to help me make sure it flows in a sense? so best believe I’m going to go all out on this fucking fic 😂😂 

What I can reveal to you right now is the name of the fic 

Slytherin

  • tight-fitting dresses with bright red lipstick and striking lipstick
  • eating at a posh restaurant
  • perfectly straightened hair
  • staring blankly off into space whilst listening to music
  • black coffee
  • makes edits of photos with emo lyrics
  • can stargaze for hours
  • always heavy vignette effects to photos
  • tries to hide how confused and tormented they feel inside

Gryffindor

  • massive group homework sessions the night before it is due
  • always bops their head to the beat, sometimes even starts dancing
  • always tries the weirdest combinations when cooking
  • drives around town without a map when they can’t sleep
  • posts countless different versions of “ask me” or “tell me a letter and I’ll…”
  • holds grudges if you betray them
  • rarely takes notes in class
  • writes reminders on their hands but forgets about them anyway
  • very stubborn one they make up their mind

Hufflepuff

  • over-sized sweaters that cover their hands 
  • waking up early to cook pancakes
  • covers backpacks with badges and keychains
  • exercise books are decorated with stickers
  • tea with lots of sugar and frothy milk and marshmallows
  • trying to order dessert first at a restaurant or fast food joint
  • comes home with pockets full of feathers and flowers
  • even if you hurt them, they will love you back
  • covers the margin with doodles
  • fades photos so they appear softer
  • randomly starts laughing because memes
  • drinks a lot of juice and milk

Ravenclaw

  • staying back after class to discuss ideas with the teacher and ask for help
  • colour-coordinated notes
  • tries cooking vegan dishes
  • neatly organised computer files
  • every surface of their room is covered in little sticky notes
  • all their friends turn to them for help on homework or study
  • regularly rewrites their to-do list
  • will accidentally spend hours watching how-to videos, documentaries etc. on youtube when they can’t sleep
  • is easily able to rationalise problems/situations
  • will offer friends unnecessary medical opinions/advice
a dancer spinning away while the world is painted in liquid gold, blurring the last hazy moments of day // rose gold wine meeting melancholy lips as eyes meet between two strangers, both watching from balconies as their city of romance falls silent // the lament of a French horn as it sings to a lover who is enchanted by a fallen angel’s voice of oleander honey // rose water that has pearl flecks kissing its petals like dew from the heavens // a river in Venice morphing into liquid wishes as lovers whisper hope filled promises to its surface.
—  Amelia as moments | Name aesthetic for @comealxngpond | Ara Kay

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dont-offend-the-bees  asked:

i haven't read the salmon of doubt comics yet- what have they done to screw up ken's characterisation?? i don't want anyone messing with my child

oh man. Uh. So like. I can’t actually put it into words? There’s *one* scene with Ken, which is part of the mini-comics (of I think 3 or 4 pages) at the back end of the Bart Curlish issue. It’s supposed to be a ‘lead in’ to who Ken was before meeting Bart. But it’s so… ugh, there’s a strip club and just it’s so exactly what comics would go ‘ooh look dark and brooding he’s drinking and having a bad relationship with a faceless woman’ and just not anything like the Ken we know in the series?

They clearly have no idea how to characterise Ken into an actual person. Bad IDW.

justfangirlingaround  asked:

I am loving your head canons on BTTP~~!!💖💖 I'm sorry I haven't liked anything because I haven't had the time to ;-; I don't know if it's been done yet😅 but can you do a headcanon with all the boys about the readers interaction and personality around kids and animals please~?😊✨

its okay! <3

Kids/Animals:                                                       

Mulligan:

-dude have you seen him???

-loves children, lets them climb on his back

-really wishes he was a dad one day

-lets them call him big Herc

-is impartial to animals, but would like a great dane one day

Laurens:

-turtles

-can kids be considered turtles?

-he loves turtles

Lafayette:

-loves kids

-is that dude that catches children right before they fall

-carries around a first aid kit bc apparently injuries always happen around him

-wishes he had a dog

-has this list on pinterest about what type of dog he wants

Hamilton:

-dislikes kids

-avoids them as much as possible

-when he holds a baby and it cries he panics

-but when he sees his babies face he tears up

-runs away from animals, including turtles

i never really battled with religion, i grew up in a christian household, in a very christian part of america, my family use to go to church every sunday and like all of my extended family is very religious but i remember being in like elementary school and just kinda… giving up on the whole thing, sometimes it felt like something was wrong with me because it never clicked, that everyone else in the building was connected to something i couldn’t understand, but i realized it was more important to me to accept that i didn’t need to understand and that was okay, that i could go through this world without it, so i stopped going to church and my parents let it happen pretty smoothly and so i never had much of a personal dilemma

i don’t think i’ve ever seen these kinds of personal, emotional, and diverse struggles with religion depicted like skam does, i’ve seen the ‘my parents are religious and i’m not’ and other stories that are suppose to be personal but i never felt that because it still felt like a trope or just how society views the religious/nonreligious debate instead, but skam feels personal, i remember feeling so connected to isak in his moments of debate and deliberation over religion and i thought it was just because im also queer and trying to place yourself and your queer identity within religion is so hard (even if you aren’t religious) because religion is everywhere and there’s so much backlash you just can’t ignore, but watching sana’s season, seeing her pray, seeing her talk about what islam means to her, it still feels just as personal, i get it, well i don’t ‘get’ get it but i get her, and i get isak and yousef and even, i feel connected to their dilemmas, to sana’s deeply ingrained beliefs and how it makes her focus on what’s important, to yousef needing to take away the good parts when it all got too much, to isak reconnecting and finding a small place to reconcile, and to even, oh to even, who we’ve just began to get the real story but it already feels like so much, i get their mind frame in a way i never have with a character and religion before, i could see from a logical sense why the characters were acting certain ways, but i never really understood it and it’s honestly one of the most fascinating things to watch

Bold what you prefer: HOA edition (vol. 1)

season 1 or season 2 or season 3

airing on nickelodeon or airing on teennick

house of anubis or het huis anubis or das haus anubis

nina leading sibuna or eddie leading sibuna

nina/fabian or joy/fabian or mara/fabian

trudy or vera

rufus zeno & vera or robert frobisher smythe & denby

mick or eddie

mick/amber or mick/mara

mr. sweet or ms. andrews

ms. valentine or mr. winkler

nina & amber or patricia & joy

amber/alfie or amber/mick

season 1 sibuna or season 3 sibuna

season 1 finale or season 2 finale or season 3 finale

season 3 finale or the touchstone of ra

s2 finale group hug or s3 finale firework scene

mara/jerome or mick/mara

mara/jerome or willow/jerome or joy/jerome

fabian/nina or patricia/eddie

patricia/eddie or kt/eddie

nina & fabian & amber or eddie & kt & fabian

joy & nina as rivals or joy & nina as friends

s1 premiere or s2 premiere or s3 premiere

the play in s1 or the play in s3

mr sweet & eddie or john clarke & jerome

jerome & alfie or mick & fabian

jerome & alfie’s goose or willow’s hedgehog

“where’s joy?!” or “my great grandfather…”

amber/alfie or willow/alfie

canary amber or cactus amber

eddie’s s2 hair or eddie’s s3 hair

amber’s wardrobe or patricia’s wardrobe or mara’s wardrobe

kt’s great grandfather or sarah frobisher smythe

the eye of horus locket or the keys

the basement door or the secret kitchen entrance

the elixir of life or the mask of anubis

the season 1 prom or the season 2 masked ball or the touchstone of ra dance

poppy or piper

amber/jason winkler or patricia/jason winkler

the hopscotch task or the chasm task or the potion task or the spiderweb task or the senet task

joy in sibuna or jerome in sibuna

mick in australia or amber at fashion school or nina with her gran

fabian’s uncle ade or nina’s gran 

the living room in anubis house or the lounge at the school

the ping pong tournament or the dodgeball tournament

ben or giles

corbiere or vera’s dog

vorbiere or victor/vera

“i’m british. i don’t get your jokes, eddie” or “i’m on a fridge raid!”

“come on you guys, there is no ‘i’ in sibuna” or “it’s time to get the gang back together!”

anonymous asked:

idk if you've done it before but if you haven't could you do something where like the reader is upset and Ethan​ does stuff to cheer them up?? I'm having one of those nights and i wish I had an Ethan here (sorry if this sucks I'm rly bad at requesting things yikes) -Sunny

Ahh i gotchu my sweet pea!!

-eth literally wrapping you in blankets

-refusing to leave your side (except to get u snacks!!)

-continually reminding you how much he loves you

-“hey my love, i know you dont feel too well right now but i love you to the moon and back, and i always will”

-spooning you :((

-lots of sweet kisses

-cheek kisses

-forehead kisses

-kisses all over

-continually calling you princess

-showing you cute videos online

-offering to order pizza

-ethan playing with your hair :’-(

-“you’re the most beautiful person to ever exist”

-so many genuine compliments

-sweetest boi in the world, ethan nestor

Life Is Strange sentence pack [EP5]
  • "Is anybody out there? Please, help!"
  • "The slightly unconscious model is often the most open and honest."
  • "Oh, Christ... look at that perfect face."
  • "Stay still!"
  • "Nobody will be surprised, or care."
  • "I wasn't lying when I said you have a gift."
  • "Goddamn, you're a fighter, though."
  • "Always take the shot."
  • "Please, I'm sorry for everything."
  • "I don't want to die like this!"
  • "Yes, you're a psychopath."
  • "Always remember that you're not alone. I've got your back, no matter what happens."
  • "You always know the right thing to do."
  • "You're smart enough to know how easy it is to hurt somebody, to destroy their life."
  • "I know you've got a good heart. I've seen it."
  • "Wouldn't it be better to lift people up than to bring them down?"
  • "After everything that's happened, this should be the least scary thing you've ever done."
  • "Eat shit and die."
  • "You are not going to stop me!"
  • "You didn't fail... you did your best."
  • "Everybody... used me."
  • "All this shit will be over soon."
  • "I hate to say I'm glad to see you, but I'm so glad to see you."
  • "Hey... be careful out there."
  • "I always wanted my life to be special... an adventure... but not without you."
  • "Holy shit, are you cereal?"
  • "Thought you could control everybody and everything, huh?"
  • "You've left a trail of death and suffering behind you."
  • "Just shut up. You're not scaring me anymore."
  • "This is reality!"
  • "That nightmare was so real, was so horrible."
  • "All I really created was just death and destruction!"
  • "This is the only way."
  • "You are my number one priority now."
  • "You are all that matters to me."
  • "I know I've been selfish, but for once, I think I should accept my fate."
  • "You made me smile and laugh like I haven't done in years."
  • "All those moment between us were real, and they'll always be ours."
  • "I'm gonna miss you so much."
  • "I'll always love you."
  • "Now get out of here, please! Do it before I freak!"
  • "Don't you forget about me."

Eeeeps!! He’s gonna call me on the phone soon!!!! I’m jumping off the walls rn!!!