4am weird talk/dan's video review
FIRST THINGS FIRST
IVE DECIDED TO NAME THE SONG
“Life of Dan”
like life of pablo? no? i’m stupid and should never speak again? ok… BUT
/listen my friend/
this video. was simultaneously. absolutely amazing. and absolutely horrifying.
i think that this was a great thing for dan to do and he literally couldn’t have done better, this is some hotttt fine shit he’s got, but listen.
i think that this rap, not only did it cover literally everything in the /entire. fUCKING. DAN UNIVERSE./ but it also was… so?… real? about it?
dan, are you actually okay? i’m worried.
and then there’s what this has done to the fandom.
i think it was cause there was toooo much real being shot at us like a machine gun, but what the ever loving fluff happened to us?
even me, who has never, at all, made a big deal about the little hints of random things in there videos. i really just pretend to see a lot of it because i know that i can be emotionless sometimes.
it has been /hours/ and i still can’t stop thinking about this video
literally has woken me up in the middle of the night (or that was my sister doing the nasty, lord help me, the cringe is real)
it was just “toooo fast” and way more real than anyone was expecting.
bottom line is
i’m not sure whether to
1) give dan an internet hug
2) punch dan
3) let dan punch me
4) cry on dan
5) cry with dan
6) jump off a building into traffic while the world burns