have-fun-smelling-my-poops-bitches

Apparently my poop stories speak to people.
Since I refuse to pretend to have a BF, use my liking girls as an excuse, flaunt my cis-privilege/smack the trans*community down by pretending to be a man, make threats, or validate this person’s actions by taking their number I’ll never use (all awful, counterproductive things I’ve seen& have been encouraged to say in response to being harassed that shouldn’t be seen as necessary) - I think this is a tactic I’ll be happy to use again.

PSA: FLUSH YOUR FLOATERS

PLEASE BABY JESUS just flush it.

Okay, backstory…

I swear to you EVERY SINGLE TIME my sister takes a shit she either doesn’t flush or clogs the damn toilet (!?!?? like how big are your poops girl you weigh like 90 pounds soaking wet)

So earlier tonight I was just in my room on tumblr (as usual) and I’m like dear god I really have to pee. So I run to the bathroom real quick and just as I’m about to shuck my pants and relieve myself theres this GIANT turd just staring up at me!!!! (LIKE HER POOR BUTTHOLE OMG I WISH YALL COULD SEE THE SIZE OF THAT THING) So I shrieked because it actually scared me a little bit! And my mom goes whaaaaat are you screaming at now Rachel, so I’m like YOUR YOUNGEST JUST BLEW OUT HER BUTTHOLE IN OUR TOILET AND THE REMNANTS ARE STARING UP AT ME. Then my mom is like OMG ADAH (my sister’s name) NOT AGAIN and proceeds to yell at my sister for not “cleaning up after herself” when she uses the bathroom lmao

Sorry for being gross but GOD THAT IS SO ANNOYING just flush and plunge if needed jeezzzzzz