have you seen my sense of humor? i lost it

  • [On this losing streak]
  • Claude Giroux: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.
  • Travis Sanheim: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back.
  • Ivan Provorov: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
  • Nolan Patrick: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in 15 years!
  • Travis Konecny: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
  • Sam Morin: Mental stability, my old friend!
  • Wayne Simmonds: Guys, could you lighten up a little?
New Perspective: A Solangelo Fanfiction

Drew’s the best and also the worst, and also I haven’t written a lot of witty dialogue lately, I missed that. So you know I had to bring back some of the snap. Also all the lube available and Nico with a ponytail. Cause you know, those things should never be mutually exclusive in fanfiction ;) 

(this fic takes place after the events of Lover-Cares)

Enjoy!

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Preview:

“Nico, what the heck?” Austin said, looking rather startled. “Did you seriously just refer to yourself in the third person.”              

“It’s never too early for some good old fashion dissociation and self-hatred my guy,” Nico said with a probably terrifying half-smile half-baring of teeth he cheers his coffee and downed it. Noting Kayla and Austin’s genuinely unamused faces, he scoffed. “My comedic skills are lost on you people, I swear.”


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