I just watched the Alien movie with my bros and I have no fucking clue what the hell is actually going the fuck on in that movie. Probably doesn't help that I've never seen any of the others. I'll finish with this stellar quote from the movie. "I'll do the fingering"
Dude. You’ve NEVER SEEN THEM? How are you American? At least see one and two. The remake or whatever that came out is definitely not a good entry into the series.