have you been a good boy this year

101 fluffy prompts
  • FALLING IN LOVE
  • 001: "You're really soft."
  • 002: "You smell nice."
  • 003: "I'm here for my daily fix of hugs and kisses."
  • 004: "Is it possible to love too much?"
  • 005: "I don't wanna get up-- you're comfy."
  • 006: "I will always be there protect you."
  • 007: "I'm cold. Come closer."
  • 008: "I love you a lot, but please stop trying to cook me dinner, you suck.”
  • 009: "The stars look especially lovely tonight."
  • 010: "I've never seen such gorgeous eyes before."
  • 011: "May I have this dance?"
  • 012: "I can't stop thinking about you."
  • 013: "You'll never feel alone with me by your side."
  • 014: "Let's get to know each other over dinner."
  • 015: "All I want is you."
  • 016: "I could never leave you, I love you too much!"
  • 017: "A fairytale with a happy ending always brings a smile to my face."
  • 018: "I want to hear you sing."
  • 019: "I don't think anyone could ever be as lovely as you."
  • 020: "You look incredible in that."
  • 021: "He/She's quite stunning, isn't he/she?"
  • 022: "Sometimes I just can't control myself when around you."
  • 023: "Do you believe in love at first sight?"
  • 024: "I think I'm in love."
  • 025: "I’d like it if you stayed.
  • 026: "People are jerks, but not you."
  • 027: "I'll share the blankets with you."
  • 028: "I have never felt this way about anyone."
  • 029: "I want this to never end..."
  • 030: "Can I kiss you?"
  • LIVING TOGETHER
  • 031: "I waxed the floors, grab your fluffy socks."
  • 032: "Who changed the thermostat settings? I’m freezing to death."
  • 033: "Can we just watch a movie and fall asleep on the couch?"
  • 034: "You can put your cold feet on me."
  • 035: "Your stray red item turned my whites pink."
  • 036: "A thunderstorm is rolling through town and you’re scared of lightening/thunder so I’ll protect you."
  • 037: "There was a power outage and now we have to have dinner by candlelight."
  • 038: "Rock Paper Scissors to see who has to go talk to the neighbors upstairs for being too loud."
  • 039: "I just came home to you crying while watching a movie, please tell me what’s going on."
  • 040: "Our AC is out and it’s the middle of the summer."
  • 041: "You found me crying on the kitchen floor in the middle of the night surrounded by a shattered jelly jar."
  • 042: "My parents are coming over in 10 minutes so please put some clothes on"
  • 043: "We’re repainting the apartment and going to the hardware store together to pick out color swatches."
  • 044: "IF YOU USE UP ALL THE HOT WATER ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO BAN YOU TO THE COUCH FOR A MONTH."
  • 045: "We’re watching Toy Story 3 and we can’t stop crying."
  • WEDDINGS/PROPOSALS
  • 046: "I caught the bouquet"
  • 047: "My ex just invited me to their wedding and I need you to be my date so it doesn’t look like I’ve spent the last few years failing to get over them."
  • 048: "We accidentally got married in Vegas oops"
  • 049: "I’m really drunk, please help me get safely out of the way so I don’t ruin our friend’s wedding."
  • 050: "I planned out this super romantic proposal and you just ruined it by beating me to whole proposing thing."
  • 051: "I wasn’t planning on asking you, but it appeared to me that life is short. Will you marry me? "
  • 052: "If you shove cake in my face this will be the worst wedding night of your life."
  • 053: "Do you take this man/woman to be your lawfully wedded husband/wife? "
  • 054: "May I have this dance, wife/husband? "
  • 055: "You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I’m so happy I can finally call you my wife/husband."
  • 056: "I jokingly told you that the only way I’d marry you was if you did this weird outlandish thing, and you actually did it, and I’m kind of charmed."
  • 057: "This is probably a bad time, but marry me?"
  • MARRIED LIFE
  • 058: "We’ve become the clingy newlyweds you always complained about. "
  • 059: "Your ‘miracle hangover cure’ couldn’t possibly beat mine."
  • 060: "I know you haven’t had the best experience with dogs in the past but look at its face please please can we keep it?"
  • 061: "I wanted to surprise you for our anniversary, but everything that could go wrong, did go wrong."
  • 062: "I beat you at Mario Kart and now you're banishing me to the couch for the night?”
  • 063: "I surprised you with tickets to see our favorite band… WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SURPRISED ME WITH TICKETS TO SEE THEM TOO?"
  • 064: "I know we had a big fight but we still need to decorate the house for the holidays."
  • 065: "Oh! Hey! Could you come and taste this to see if it's okay?"
  • 066: "We’re arguing over book versus movie."
  • 067: "I came home to a Nerf gun on the front porch and a note that says ‘Here is your weapon. I have one too. Loser cooks dinner. Good luck. xo’"
  • 068: "We’ve been celebrating our wedding anniversary on the wrong day for the past nine years."
  • 069: "You had a business trip and I missed you so much that I kind of tore up the house in your absence like a dog with separation anxiety… sorry?"
  • 070: "We both have nowhere else to be so we get to spend our rare day off at home."
  • PREGNANCY
  • 071: "I bet it’s a girl/boy."
  • 072: "Do you think it’s possible that I…might be… pregnant? "
  • 073: "I thought I was pregnant but the test must have been wrong. I’m not. "
  • 074: "You’re lucky I’m pregnant!"
  • 075: "Can you help me up, your child is pretty heavy."
  • 076: "I could really use a foot rub right now."
  • 077: "Your dad is really excited to meet you soon, it’s driving me crazy."
  • 078: "Do you wanna know the sex of the baby?"
  • 079: "The baby’s kicks are keeping me up at night."
  • 080: "Did you feel that?"
  • 081: "I can’t fit into my favorite dress anymore. "
  • 082: "OH MY GOD I’M GOING INTO LABOR. WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!
  • 083: "I can’t be pregnant… or….OH MY GOD! "
  • 084: "I think you might be pregnant.”
  • 085: "It’s 2 am but you’re craving cake and we’re both up anyway so let’s bake in our underwear."
  • PARENTING
  • 086: "I knew it was a mistake to get the twins matching clothes."
  • 087: "Sh…they’re asleep."
  • 088: "I think someone had a little accident with the finger paint."
  • 089: "Mondays are your diaper days."
  • 090: "Our kid is totally the one who wanted to build a pillow fort, not me."
  • 091: "Ooh…someone’s got a tummy ache."
  • 092: "Are you sure you don’t want me to drop them off myself? I don’t think you could handle seeing them off alone."
  • 093: "I told you we should have just gotten that German Shepherd puppy."
  • 094: "What do you think for their punishment? Grounding? No video games? No going out for a week?"
  • 095: "Mm…your kid before five in the morning."
  • 096: "Come on now, I think you’re being too harsh. He/she’s just a kid. Remember all of the stupid things we used to do when we were their age?"
  • 097: "So, how should we break the news that they’re going to have a new baby brother or sister?"
  • 098: "I think we should have another."
  • 099: "Why wasn’t I invited to your wedding?"
  • 100: "Okay fine, one more story, but then you really have to go to bed."
  • 101: "…They just grow up so fast."

Boi, can you believe it’s already been a whole year since Horikoshi saved my life

proud

(because I couldn’t HELP myself, okay?)

Jack knew, though. He knew.

There hasn’t been a doubt in his mind. Every time he’s been down to Samwell, every time he watched from a corner in the kitchen as Bitty simultaneously baked muffins and batted away Holster’s interference and counseled the tadpoles on affairs of the heart, it’s been obvious. As much as Jack loves Bittle, this team loves him too. All of them love him.

It’s not just love, though. It’s just that Jack understands the love most. But there’s more to it. Another side to Bittle that he hasn’t been privileged to see, that he can’t see from his vantage point as a former captain and now-boyfriend.

Jack gets his first glimpse of it when the tadpole – Whiskey, his name is – comes in and asks Bittle about his wrist shot. Two years ago, a year ago even, Bittle would have turned to Jack and said, “Gosh, I’m not sure I can – better ask the master.” This time, Bittle out-and-out forgets Jack’s in the room. He picks up a spatula and uses it as a prop to explain launch angles from the stick blade, and Whiskey watches with rapt attention. It’s the look on Whiskey’s face that strikes Jack. He’s never looked at Bittle like that; he’s never had cause to. But Whiskey does.

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brighter than fire (m)

Summary: There’s quite possibly nothing you hate more than Min Yoongi and his stupid, stupid face—and the stupid, stupid way he makes you feel.
Pairing: Yoongi | Reader
Genre: Fluff/Smut, Camp Counselor AU
Word Count: 11,371
Author’s Note: What better way to celebrate the summer than to mix Min Yoongi and camp counseling? Also, this is my first time getting to write really sarcastic Yoongi and I was really living. And to @minsvga – hEY thanks for encouraging sarcastic Yoongi in the first place, and lots of sinning; this is all your fault. 

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As soon as you step off the bus at the top of the mountain, surrounded by trees and forest and the fresh smell of pine, miles and miles away from your family and the troubles of everyday life—there is without a doubt in your mind that you’re reached your home. The sun is bright, hitting your eyes as soon as you depart from the vehicle, which only serves as a benchmark for what the next few weeks would consist of. And for the most part, you cannot wait to bask in the freedom and the responsibility and the adventure of resuming your counselor position at Camp Bulletproof for the fourth year in a row.

There’s an endearing aspect of being a regular at Camp Bulletproof, one that comes with smiles and waves exchanged with counselors who share the same experience as you, ones you’ve known for many years and have a friendship that can transcend the fact that you all didn’t see each other a lot more than you actually saw each other but that doesn’t stop any of you from spending hours on end supplying backstories for stories or sharing tales from school. It’s a gesture that is done very willingly given that some of these people have plagued your childhood and some of your most fond memories. For the most part, you can’t wait until after hours so the counselors could all have some time to catch up.

For the most part.

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“bts is the first and the last team of my life. i want to go up together with the members to a high place until the end.” - kim taehyung

happy 4th anniversary, bangtan! this year has been a real fruitful year, watching you grow up from seven boys desperately trying to achieve their dreams into seven mature men who’s ready to conquer the world. i guess that’s what happens when you have six support systems by your side in every steps you take. here’s to having each other’s back, going through good times and bad times, achieving dreams one by one, and growing our wings, together for many years to come. you’ve worked hard ♡

i see your text posts on Harry going to Hogwarts and getting a Howler from Sirius saying they’re going to a concert or praising him for getting in trouble while Remus is saying Sirius no in the background and I raise you this:

1st morning at Hogwarts Howler: “HARRY, HARRY THIS IS SIRIUS YOUR GODFATHER SIRIUS HARRY ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU ALIVE WHAT HAVE YOU HAD TO EAT ARE YOU DRINKING DRINK MORE LIKE SEVEN GLASSES OF WATER JUST DRINK IT ALL AND DID YOU SLEEP OKAY *remus in the background: Pads leave the poor kid alone* IF YOU’RE SCARED YOU JUST TELL US AND YOU CAN COME RIGHT HOME *remus: in other news, we miss you, Harry* I DO NOT MISS HIM I'M FINE I’M SAYING HARRY’S HOMESICK *it’s okay to miss the boy you’ve been raising for eleven years, Pads* ELEVEN THAT’S RIGHT HE’S ONLY ELEVEN DO YOU HEAR ME DUMBLEDORE THAT’S TOO YOUNG THEY’RE PRACTICALLY IN DIAPERS *oh, we’re talking to Dumbledore now, are we? Tell him I say hello* HARRY YOU OWL ME RIGHT THIS INSTANT *are you crying?* OR I’LL FLOO THERE YOU KNOW WHAT I’LL JUST GO RIGHT– *I’m so sorry, Harry, have a good day, we love you!* [sounds of struggling and cursing fade away]

2nd morning: “HARRY, HARRY THIS IS SIRIUS YOUR– *oh for fuck’s sake Pads it’s 3 a.m.!*”

3rd morning Dumbledore receives two letters:

1:

Here is a list of all the parents who think the current DADA teacher is incompetent. Luckily for you, I know two exceedingly handsome and competent men ready to take up the position right now. Like, today right now. RIGHT NOW. Remus and I would like our room to be in the Gryffindor tower preferably next to the first year dormitory. At the very least, fire that Divination woman and hire us that teacher is buLLSHIT AND WE ALL KNOW IT I DESERVE THIS MORE

2:

Dumbledore,

How has the new school year been treating you? As you may have assumed, Sirius is finding the separation anxiety to be more difficult than anticipated. The signatures he sent you are all forged, but I have heard some curious rumors about the current DADA professor Quirrell. I trust your judgment above all else but if you were to find yourself in the position of needing two people to joint teach DADA, it would be much appreciated if you contact us. 

Now, I must go prevent Sirius from hacking the Floo network to your fireplace, again. 

Warm regards,

Remus J. Lupin

4th morning: “HARRY, HARRY THIS IS SIRIUS I HAVE GREAT NEWS HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE NEW DADA TEACHERS–”

PG ERA:

1- Randy Orton commits arson.
2- Bray Wyatt baptizes himself with the ashes of his dead sister.
3- Xavier Woods says “I’m the only one that blows my girl”.
4- Brock Lesnar: “I don’t give a shit about your kids”.
5- John Cena calls The Miz a “puss”.
6- The name of a segment was actually “Total Bellas Bulls***”
7- Seth Rollins commits arson and probably killed a security guard (trailer of WWE 2k18)
8- Casshole
9- “Big E, let’s just keep it PG, you know what’s good. Just don’t get all rated-R, like your boy Xavier Woods”.
10- Big Cass to Seth Rollins: “No matter what you have been telling yourself the past few years… Size does matter”.
11- AJ Styles to The Miz (and Maryse): “After the beating I gave you, I’m surprised you don’t perform with a limp. Or does he, Maryse?”
12- Enzo Amore “naked”.
13- THE JESUS ZIPPER.
14- Rusev to Big Cass: “Your boy has a huge problem.”
Enzo Amore (who is “naked”): “I woulnd’t call it a problem.”
15- Randy  Orton: “Clearly, Miz, you are an expert with playing with yourself.”
16- Lana “cheats” on her husband seducing Enzo Amore in a hotel room.
17- Roman Reigns almost kills Braun Strowman when crashed an ambulance where Braun was in.
18- Eva Marie has a “wardrobe malfunction”.
19- Sasha to Charlotte: “If it wasn’t for a one night stand you probably wouldn’t be standing here”.
20- The Rock, Lana and Rusev segment on The Rock’s return to Raw (“she’s flexible as hell”).‘
21- Dean Ambrose drops Jericho on a pile of thumbtacks (and then they post a video of the thumbtacks being removed from Chris’ body).
22- Paige to Charlotte referring to Charlotte’s brother who tragically died of a heroin overdose at the age of 25: “Your little baby brother didn’t have much fight in him, did he?”
23- Nikki Bella to Brie Bella: “I wish you died in the womb”.
24- CM Punk bathes himself and The Undertaker in the supposed ashes of Paul Bearer.
25- Kevin Owens says that Tom Phillips’s iPad password is “6969” and that he was “disgusting”.
26- Enzo running into Ric Flair on the way to the hotel room (where he has the intention of sleeping with a married woman) and assuring him he “won’t be SAWFT".
27- The Miz to Renee Young: “My obsession with Dean Ambrose? You’re the one sleeping with him!”
28- Paige licking Natalya’s face in a very sexual way.
29- Big Cass threatens to break Enzo’s neck.
30- Vince McMahon says to Shane McMahon he will have one more chance to give him a fucking beating.
31- CM Punk refuses to shake Stephanie McMahon’s hand because “he knows where that hand has been”. 32- AJ Lee says in her Pipe Bombshell: “I didn’t get here… because I SUCKED up to the right people.
33- Ric Flair tells Natalya to kill herself
34- Brie Bella to Stephanie McMahon “You’re so pathetic, you’re such a bitch”.
35- AJ Lee says to Nikki and Brie: “Talent is not sexually transmitted”.
36- Maryse to John Cena: “You know what they say, the bigger the ego the smaller the package.”
37- Paige: “Then you got Lana and Summer too busy trying to figure out who they want to climb onto next rather than the Divas division”.
38- CM Punk to Christian: “Unlike you I don’t waste all these people’s time by bitching and moaning… and bitching, and bitching, and bitching, and bitching, and bitching, and bitching, and bitching, and bitching, and bitching, and bitching, and bitching".
39- Paul Heyman: “Do you and your wife roleplay? Because I’m all about the roleplay”.
40- ANAL PROBES.
41- Bray Wyatt pours a bucket full of blood on Finn Bálor.
42- AJ Styles to Kevin Owens: “Ya know what I don’t like? A whiny ass lil’ bitch like you!”
43- Roman Reigns to John Cena: “On top of that he’s a part time fake ass bitch”.
44- “John: You come out here with your zipper open.
Roman: I busted it actually, Big Dog.
John: Oh sorry I was just looking for you balls but you don’t got none.
Roman: You would be looking for those.”
45- Roman calling Cena “bitch” multiple times during his promos.
46- Kevin Owens beating a poor old man… aka Vince McMahon.
47- Roman Reigns: “Sometimes he says stupid shit”.
48- Kevin Owens saying to Shane McMahon that his family would have been better if he hadn’t survived the helicopter accident.

Sharing Is Caring

Originally posted by knightlley


Pairing: Jeff Atkins x Reader

Request: “Hey! Can you write a JeffxReader? Where the reader is Clay sister (and have a secret crush on Jeff), someday she was going to sleep in Hanna’s house, but for some reason she didn’t stay to sleep and when she go home she find Jeff slepping in her bed. You can choose how it ends. Thank you! :D”

Words: 1.247

A/N: I am happy that I received a Jeff imagine! Although I didn’t want to leave Hannah alone, because I can imagine the reader being on the tapes after because of it. Yup, I am a little bit paranoid. Sorry. Anyways, I hope you like it and I would be grateful if you send other requests!
Thank you.

- G. x

Link: Part 2

Warning: (Y/H/C) is Your Hair Colour.


“Oh my God, you seriously like Jeff Atkins?” Hannah exclaimed excitedly and energetically as she knew the secret you’ve been keeping for years.

“Who wouldn’t like him?” You stated as if it was normal to like Jeff. Well, he was good looking, kind and funny. He had the characteristics you were looking for a boy and you knew that he was the one when you met him.

“Aw, I hope he likes you back.” Hannah honestly said as she played with your (Y/H/C) hair while you both sat on her comfortable double bed. You decided to have a sleepover because it has been awhile since you last spent time together. She was one of your close friends and you loved her presence.

“Well, he’s older than me and I am out of his league.” You shrugged your shoulders as you felt a little bit down for what you’ve just said.

“Oh, cut it off! You are beautiful, intelligent and sweet, it is impossible to not fall in love with you.” Hannah comforted you as she praised you with her sincere words.

“Aw, Hannah.” You looked at her with a wide smile and you hugged her. “Thank you.”

“It was the truth.” She hugged you back as a nice friend she was.

“Talking of these boys,” You started as you broke the hug and she hid her face behind her hands as she already knew the next question. “how are you and my older brother, Clay?” You flashed a smirk and you saw her cheeks turned red.

“Oh my God, I knew it.” She laughed, still having her face hidden. “We’re friends, (Y/N). We work at the movie theatre and we talk at school, that’s it.”

“Jesus, Clay never asked you out?” You shook your head for your disappointment because you rooted for them being together. You considered Clay and Hannah as a perfect couple.

“He’s shy.” Hannah shortly answered.

“But it’s not an excuse! I would slap that dork silly, seriously.” You unleashed a long and deep sigh because Hannah seemed disappointed too and her being dismayed was one of the things you wouldn’t want to see. “I’ll talk to him, because I know that he likes you too, a lot!”

“Geez, really?” Hannah smiled widely and you nodded happily as her happiness came back once again.

“You can count on that!” You winked at her and she bit her lower lip. You stared at each other and you both let out some soft giggles for no reason, but it was interrupted as you heard some noise coming from the living room.

There was a discussion happening between Hannah’s parents and you could tell that she felt embarrassed for it. She hated it when they fought and having a friend hearing their complaints wasn’t one of the things that she wanted to happen.

“Are you okay, Hannah?” You worriedly asked and she just shook it off, obviously avoiding herself to ask you some help.

“(Y/N), do you mind if we cancel this sleepover?” She fidgeted with her warm blankets as she was nervous for your possible reaction.

“Oh no, it’s fine for me if you don’t feel comfortable. I mean, I would stay to cheer you up, but I will give you space if you want.” You sympathetically said as you understood her situation.

“I am fine, really.” She assured you. “I will call you if I ever need some help. Thank you.”

“Don’t bother to call me, okay?” You reminded her once again as you got up from her bed. You gathered your things and you put them in your backpack.

“Noted.” She smiled widely at you, not minding her parents anymore. She got up too and you both went outside her room as she led you to the house’s front door. Her parents stopped throwing shit at each other as they saw you going away and you could say that they felt guilty because of it.

“Good night, Hannah.” You sweetly greeted. “Call me or text me, okay? I am always here.”

“I know and I thank you for that.” She hugged you and you responded to it by hugging her back. “Good night.” She then let you go.

“Good night, see you tomorrow.” You said as you unlocked your bike’s chains. You then rode it as you said goodbye to Hannah once again. She watched you as you started to pedal way back home.

During your journey, you thought of Hannah’s family situation and you knew that it wasn’t your business but you wanted to help her. You wanted to help her, because you didn’t want for it to be one of the reasons she would feel sad or disappointed. Her life was already hard and you didn’t want for her to carry another problem on her back.

Once you arrived home, you silently went to your room, not wanting to wake anybody up. You plopped your things on your desk and you let yourself fall on the bed carelessly.

“What the fuck, Clay?!” You heard a deep voice complaining and you were shocked, mostly scared, for a moment. You were afraid to move, but you quickly searched for the lamp that rested on your bedside table and you turned the lights on. “Oh, it’s you (Y/N)!”

“What the hell are you doing in my room, Jeff?” You corrugated your forehead as you wondered why. You liked Jeff, but you knew that you had the right to be furious after what happened.

“Clay said that you were staying at Hannah’s!” Jeff sat up as he covered his shirtless body. “Boys can have sleepover too, duh!”

“Jeez!” You laughed even though you were annoyed. “I am sleeping on the couch downstairs then.”

“No, I am sleeping there. This is your bed and it’s not okay to let a woman sleep uncomfortably.” He ranted as he searched for his shirt and wore it soon after.

“It’s okay, Jeff. Stay here.” You flashed him a smile and you got up from your bed, ready to go out of the room.

“No!” Jeff protested. “We can share! It’s a double bed and I can sleep on one side and you on the other.”

“Hmm?” You raised an eyebrow as you considered his proposal.

“Only if it’s okay with you. If not, I am sleeping on the couch.” He smiled as he scratched his nape.

“Alright, I’ll share my bed with you.” You went back on the bed and you sat on your space. “Only because I don’t want for you to be uncomfortable, okay?”

“Alright, (Y/N).” You could bet that you saw him smirking before you turned the lights off.

“No malice, Jeff!” You slapped his muscular arm and he just let out a laugh. Oh, how much you loved that laughter. “Thank my parents because they taught us that sharing is caring.”

“I’m thanking Lainie and Matt tomorrow, don’t worry.” He jokingly answered and you just giggled because of it. “Good night, (Y/N).”

“Good night, Jeff.” You smiled while you had your eyes closed. You couldn’t believe it, so you had a hard time drifting in your sleep, same for Jeff.

You were happy that you had a chance to share the bed with your ultimate crush and both knew that you would wake up hugging each other, but who cares? You both liked each other, you just had no guts to admit it and this is a great coincidence to show the affection to each other.


because @mad-madam-m posted domestic prompts and #14 just spoke to me.


The footage is shaky, veering wildly between a pile of unopened moving boxes and Derek’s unamused face.

“Don’t you dare,” Derek warns. The camera zooms out from his glare to show that he’s shirtless and framed by the doorway of a bare kitchen. His arms are crossed and there’s a barely visible scrap of orange and blue cloth peeking out from under his arm. The rest of it is clenched in his fist.

“I won’t laugh, I swear.” Stiles’ voice, coming from somewhere off camera. He doesn’t sound convincing. When Derek just glares: “I’m serious. Scout’s honor.”

“You were never a boy scout,” Derek mutters, but it’s mild, and he’s already pulling on the shirt.

And the shirt. Well.

On camera, Derek glares, lifts both hands up in a gesture that says, See?

Stiles lasts for only two seconds before cracking up. “Oh my god. Der. It’s so much worse than I remember.”

The shirt would have been small on Derek a few years ago. Now, it’s just ridiculous. It rides up on the bottom, exposing a good inch of stomach. The buttons at the neckline gap. More than one looks ready to pop off under the slightest stress. By the way Derek tries and fails three times in a row to cross his arms in front of his chest, it’s obviously a strain just to move in it.

The fact that the shirt’s ugly as hell doesn’t help.

The footage shakes again, then focuses on a tile floor as Stiles howls off screen. “You look like the hulk! Even your muscles have muscles.”

Derek grumbles something unintelligible. Then, to the tune of more laughter, there’s a loud rip.

“Oh for the love of– I can’t– Stiles. Help me get this thing off.”

“Oh I’ll help you get it off, buddy. Don’t you– hey!”

There’s a loud squawk and clatter as the camera falls to the floor. The last thing to be seen is an upside-down image of Derek stalking down the hall, Stiles draped inelegantly over his shoulder. Their laughter follows them, fading out until there’s nothing left but the hum of a new fridge.

 ok out of all of butch’s videos, for some reason no one ever talks about the Drawfee Knock-off characters video??? you know:

like, people talk about the 10 years later and 107 facts videos all the time, but i havent seen anyone ever discuss it, at all. 

 here are some highlights:

  • in the first 40 seconds they describe danny as: ““how ‘bout that, that, ghost boy that i so love?””oh that good ghost boy!! yeah!” “that ghastly fellow!” “GHASTLY DAN. i think””      i completely agree
  • im shocked the single phrase ”ghastly dan the spooky man” hasnt been spread everywhere like the plague
  • at 1:16 butch says” you’re right! you do have limiting drawing talent!” it hasnt even been two minutes and butch has already savagely roasted this poor drawfee guy
  • im literally quoting this word for word: “ghastly dan just turns people into ghosts. this is a child he’s gonna turn into a ghost. he’s like the grim reaper.”
  • ““he’s saying his classic catchphrase, ‘you’re gonna be a ghost, little boy!‘“”
  • ok, so butch doesnt want the ghosts in actual canon to be dead, but everyone here is on board with the literal premise of ghastly dan literally murdering children. sure butch
  • imm im. sasdjksas. im fucking:
  • “””HEY! IMA………………IMA GETCHA DAN!!!”””
  • “and dan has already murdered so many children” “dan is a busy man”
  • “you’re making that kid a ghost!! ““you’re making caspers left and right over here Ghastly Dan!!!!”
  • butch immediately saying in a hushed tone, “oh this is getting very creepy now
  • “you could fuse tucker and sam together into some abomination”
  • canon tucker and sam fusion: Sucker Moley
  • sucker’s character premise is that he wants to be turned into a ghost but by Ghastly Dan. he wants to die
  • at 8:26 butch says “im so lame at this i’d just combine all of their traits”. getting real self deprecatory  
  • “he’s like santa claus but he gives you ghost powers” “so he’s santa claus but for death?????”“he’s the santa claus of the afterlife”
  • clockwork and eggs
  • butch at 13:01: “this is a really scary drawing it’s really upsetting me. it’s like paranormal activity come to life right on my ipad screen”
  • “ya know, he’s havin a good time!” “he’s one of the lovable band of ghost kids””and they just do insane ghost pranks all night thanks to ghastly dan”
  • butch at the end: “LETS JUST WRAP THIS UP AND PITCH THIS TO NICKELODEON RIGHT NOW” jesus christ.
1D Rebranding and Eventual Reunion: GP vs. Fandom Perception

So I’m seeing a lot of tension an unrest over the way that the members of 1D, Harry in particular, are distancing themselves from the band as they embark upon their solo careers (ie, Harry, or whatever intern runs Harry’s sm scrubbing his twitter clean of 1D mentions). I know people are anxious about this, and I understand that anxiety, but I want to offer a different perspective: I think this could be a good thing, not just for their solo ventures, but for 1D as a whole. Hear me out on this one, long windily and under the cut. 

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Younger Than Me

Request: Okay, maybe this is a weird request but could you maybe write something where the reader is on her early/mid twenties and is dating Bucky? Bucky is concerned about the age difference but the reader doesn’t care. Then Peter Parker comes along, and the loveable idiot doesn’t realize the reader is dating the winter solider himself, and gets a schoolboy crush on the reader and Bucky gets jealous - anon

Triggers: peter being adorable, jealous bucky

Word Count: 1300+

A/N: yasssssssss, peter shows his face today

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Originally posted by tomshollandss

‘Morning gorgeous’ Buckys eyes weren’t fully open yet. He had this sleepy face that made you melt where one eye was a little more open then the other and he had a small smile. His morning voice was also one of your favourite things. Rough and uneven from sleep.

‘Morning handsome’ you had been awake long enough to get used to the light shining in the window but when you hadn’t moved too much. Afraid you would wake your boyfriend. Who’s arm was wrapped around your body.

You leant up to kiss him softly then got up to walk to the bathroom. You found his T shirt hanging off the bed side lamp so decided to slip it on. Covering your naked body. You heard him groan, probably at the sight of you walking away. It put a little smile on your face.

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Alright I’ve already seen criticism that Percy has not been cast as a twelve-year-old and I’m going to list two good reasons why he’s not:

1) Child Labor Laws. For the musical Matilda they had to cast four girls to play one role so that they didn’t overwork them. They could do that here, except you have many, many twelve-year-olds to cast. Quadruple that amount, at least for the leads, and thats a lot of extra money to pay. It’s easier to just hire a few adult actors.

2) They would have to cast a girl to play Percy, or at least not a cis boy. Because twelve-year-old cis boys are just at the beginning of puberty, and you know what happens then? Their voices drop. Often, overnight. Imagine if the kid’s voice droppedjn the middle if a preformance? You know how hard it is to sing when your voice ISN’T on the fritz because of hormones? Cause I do.

It is so much easier to hire an adult, especially for a live musical. Movies, you can get around stuff like that, because it'a not filmed in order. You can film with your child actors up to the limit each day and make a movie in a decent amount of time, movies have no excuse. Live musicals are harder to make, they have to preform EVERY NIGHT. Usually MULTIPLE TIMES. Give them credit for the work they’ve done so far!

I’m sorry if I am not shouting with excitement over things right now.

Louis’ team is doing nothing to promote him. Yayyyy! I’m so happy. Woo-hoo!

Harry’s team is doing nothing at all. Woo-hooo! This is the best! Yip-yip!

Oh look another stunt to go along with all the other stunts. HELL YEAH! I AM LIVING! THIS IS WONDERFUL NEWS!

Better? 

If I complain, I obviously hate Harry and Louis. Right?! It has nothing to do with the fact that I actually adore them and want what is best for them. Nope not at all.

Jealous - Peter Parker x Jealous!Stark!Reader

After days of procrastination, I bring you yet another overly detailed and shitty fic. I really hope you guys enjoy. This probs the longest one of written. Imma try to get a few more chapters of stuff done the rest of the summer. I can’t write as often like two weeks from now because of school and stuff, which sucks, but whatcha gonna do. On to the fic! 

tags : @running-outta-time

words : 3431

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You’re whole life, it’d always been you and your mom against the world. She raised you all on her own, young and working multiple jobs to get by and support the both of you. That aside, she’d always been there. The best mom ever. From school talent shows to the science fair to everything; your mom always has your back. She was all you really knew, as it was hard to make friends. Most kids found you odd for being the smartest in the class, which resulted in a lack of friends as no one ever wanted to hang out with the weird girl.

You didn’t mind though because you always had your best friend, your mom; until you didn’t.

You always thought she’d live a longer life than five more years after being diagnosed with cancer.

You were five when you mom had been diagnosed with breast cancer. Despite the pain she’d felt as the days went on, as much as she didn’t want you to ever see her the way she was after months would go by, she was always there for you.

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Part 12 of Lance Bonding W/ The Lions!!!

“LANCE!!”
Lance jerked awake at that, stumbling up and frantically searching. “What? What is it? Is the castle under attack? Did I forget to do the dishes?” Lance looked around. “Why are we in the hangers..? Oh. Oh yeah,” Lance rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly. “I accidentally fell asleep.” Lance then looked up at the team, who were staring at him with wide eyes and mouths open. “Uh…guys? Do I have something on my face? I didn’t drool again, did I? Oh man, that’s embarrassing.” He frantically began to wipe his mouth, cheeks reddening with embarrassment. Keith grabbed his hand and gently pulled it away from his face. “No Lance, you look fine. It’s just that-” “Did you seriously bond with all the Lions?!” Pidge interrupted. Lance flushed an even darker red. “Uhh..yes..?” Coran’s eyes shines brightly. “Lance my boy, just how did you manage to do that with all the Lions, even the Black Lion?” Lance looked down and began to play with a loose thread on his shirt. “Well, it kind of happened on an accident. It all started back when I was cleaning Blue after a mission. I was giving her a wax and a deep clean, just a relaxing spa day, when I thought the other Lions might like it as well. After a few weeks of that, I started talking about my family and my life back at the Garrison. Then one day, I could sense them all in the back of my head. Kinda like Blue, but softer. When that happened, I could show them my memories, which lead to me talking about you guys.” Shiro smiled softly. “Yeah, we know..they showed us.” “W-what?? What did they show you exactly?!” The Lions suddenly hummed in unison as Lance’s eyes began to glaze over. Allura and Coran gasped as Lance’s eyes began to softly glow. After a few moments, Lance returned back to normal, hiding his face in his hands. “Oohhh man, I can’t believe they showed you guys that. I’m wounded. I’ve been betrayed. How can I ever recover from this embarrassment? Okay, yeah I’m gonna crawl under the covers and never leave my room. It was nice knowing you all.” Allura giggled and grabbed Lance by the shoulders. “Lance, that wasn’t embarrassing. It was..sweet and very brave and courageous. Even inspiring.” Hunk stepped up. “The way you helped me with my anxiety even though I was mean..” The rest of the Paladins joined him. “The way you helped me through my nightmares and flashback, even though I hurt you..” “The way you cooked me and my mom dinner even skipping class to bring it to us personally..” “The way stood up for me, without even really knowing me.” Coran joined them and pat Lance on the back. “Because of your selflessness and respect for your teammates, you’ve have earned respect and trust from their Lions. And even more so, you BONDED with them. Lance my boy, do you realize what this means?” Lance looked up, hesitating. “Uh, hopefully something good? I’m not in trouble am I? ‘Cause I didn’t mean to bond with them, I promise! It just kinda…happened.” Allura chuckled softly, slowly shaking her head. “No Lance. You’re not in trouble.” Allura stepped forward, taking Lance’s face in between her hands. “Know that no Paladin, in the over 10,000 years that I’ve been alive, has ever bonded with all the Lions, that is because only four people in the entire universe ever can. One Black Paladin can bond with the other Lions, one Red Paladin can bond with the other Lions, one Yellow Paladin can bond with the other Lions, one Green Paladin can bond with the other Lions, and only one Blue Paladin can bond with the other Lions.” The team stared at them with wide eyes. Lance’s started slowly. “So…what does this mean? Am I special or something.” Coran chuckled. “Oh my boy, you’re are incredibly special indeed. Only the True Paladins of Voltron are able to form these bonds. You see, the Lions were created by Alteans, so we always believed that this would only happen with Altean pilots. But you proved us wrong.” Allura smiled at him gently, eyes shining. “Lance, what we are trying to say is, by bonding with all the Lions of Voltron, you have proven yourself to us and to the Lions of Voltron. Lance, a very very special human boy from Cuba,” Allura steps back, and stuns the team by deeply bowing at Lance. “You are the True Blue Paladin of Voltron.” Lance stumbles backwards, mouth hanging open, along with the other Paladins. “WHAT?!”


~sorry for the short update! The next part, I’ll go into more detail; I didn’t want to spoil everything in one part. ;P~

As long as we both like it

Tom x Reader

Warnings: Smut

Word count: 1495

A/N: I deleted the whole fucking thing shortly before I was finished so I had to write it again pretty fast. So don’t mind mistakes or sorry if it’s a bit rushed. I dedicate this to @th-trash <3 XD


You were in a hotel in Singapore due to your Spider-Man: Homecoming press tour with Harrison, Tom and  Jacob. Harry couldn’t make it this time.

When Tom found out the hotel had a ballet studio he insisted on giving you all a lesson. The other two agreed but you didn’t feel like it at all and decided to play their cameraman. He tried to convince you but you turned him down.

Tom looked really good doing ballet. He was spinning around, paying attention to his posture. His muscles were visible through the thin shirt he was wearing. The other two were more of a spinning mess. “Not like this. Like this!” Tom corrected them.

“Well, we’re sorry but not everyone can have a huge role in a musical at age 13.” “Yeah and i still think ballet is for girls.” Jacob added to Haz’ comment. They started picking on him.

You put your phone aside, slowly walking up behind Tom. Assuringly you placed your hand on his back. “What you guys aren’t seeing is how hard it actually is to become a good dancer. It is just as hard for girls as it is for boys. Now you haven’t actively been dancing the past few years but still. Dancers need to stretch, to become flexible. They need to focus on a lot and keep everything up at the same time. Pace, posture, they need to study choreographies. Now you two jerks stop being jealous, you have other skills.”

The two apologized. “All good.” Tom shortly answered before turning around and looking after you as you walked back to the corner you were just sitting in and watching mostly Tom a few minutes ago. His feelings for you were continuously growing. Throughout the lesson he would glance at you shortly every few minutes and once you caught him. Quickly he turned away but after a few seconds his gaze met yours again. Like a teeanger and his crush in highschool. Flashing him a dreamy smile you caught him by surprise.


Afterwards you guys decided to go into the awesome pool the hotel had to offer. As you joined the holy trinity in the water, Tom’s eyes were steady on your body. Silently he didn’t care to engage in the conversation Harrison, Jacob and you were having. Instead he examined every little feature of your face.

And you let him. You knew he was doing it the whole time but you also didn’t mind being fancied. especially since it is not only one-sided.

“Okay guys, I’ll go take a shower now. I am so tired and I don’t even know why. I haven‘t done anything today.” Chuckling you left the boys, going back inside again.


“Y/N? Are you there?” Recognizing Tom’s voice as he knocked on the door you opened it in a swift motion. “Come in. Where are the others?” “Getting food. I think they were looking for a pizza place.” Walking closer to the bed you were sitting on, he closed the door behind him.

“Thank you.” “He started off. “For standing up for me. Had a small highschool flashback for a second.” “You got bullied?” Getting up from the bed you place yourself in front of him. “N-not that they had any reason to.” “There is never a reason for bullying, Tom. Nothing can ever justify bullying.” “And also, I can’t understand how someone could actually hate you.” A strain of hair, one of his curls, was hanging down on his forehead. Gently yet unexpectedly you ran your fingers through his hair, putting it back in place.

The brunette was fidgeting around with his hands. Usually Tom is an extroverted, confident guy but you made him all nervous and shy. He wouldn’t dare embarrassing himself in front of you.

“Why so nervous?” You quieted down your voice before snaking your arms around his neck and slowly starting to squish his shoulders in your hands. As he realized your smirk he finally realized that you liked him back.

“You know what else would help?” His hands quickly grabbed your waist, pulling you into a deep kiss. His lips were soft, just like his hand against your flushed cheek. “That did help the both of us. Taking you by surprise he crashed his lips against yours once again before sliding his tongue in your mouth. Parting from him you took a deep breath. “I’m sorry, too fast?” Tom was a little bit stormy but who cared? Definitely not you. “Probably, but as long as we both like it?” Cocking an eyebrow at him you shrugged. “Well, did you?” “I did.” You whispered seductively into his ear. A smirk came across his face as he sat down on the bed, making you straddle him.

Your lips worked against yours as your fingers were buried in his hair. After minutes of just that his hands wandered down your back, caressing it gently before landing on your butt. Gently he gave it a little squeeze making you moan quietly yet assuringly against his pink lips.

His lips left yours as they trailed along your jaw down to your neck, leaving sweet kisses. Tom knew what he was doing. That was definite. Sucking and licking all over the side of your neck he intended to find your sweet spot.

“I’m sorry for the hickey, darling.” Moaning quietly into his ear you signaled him that he had found the spot. He definitely did leave a hickey after sucking and nibbling at it for a long while. Focused on you he unbuttoned your over-sized button-up while placing moist kisses along your chest down to your stomach.

You felt the arousal build up in your clit as you pushed him farther down, though he stopped. “Not quite yet, love.” His unbelievably sexy British accent and the sweet words ‘darling’ and ‘love’ made you crave him even more. Hot blood rushed through your veins as you watched him move.

Softly he placed his warm hands on the inside of your lower thighs, just above your knees before trailing upwards. Slowly he started massaging your inner thighs through your jeans making it unbearable to wait, especially as he kept licking his lips. Caressing over your vagina he went on to open up the tight jeans.

Enjoying his control he leaned up to your face with his again. His hot breath against your neck, Tom whispered into your ear with his soothing voice. “Breathing is getting harder, huh?” His whispering made you shiver, goosebumps arising all over your body.

In response you just sharply exhaled, pushing him down again. “Someone’s needy.” A smile was plastered on his face. “Tom. Please!” You were fully submissive by now. He was in control and you liked it that way.

Just as you thought he was about to go down on you, he reached one hand inside of your panties, applying steady pressure on your little button with the palm of his hand. His other hand reached up massaging one of your breasts.

“Do I really have to ask twice?” Whining you arched your back a little. Firmly he pinned your hips back to the bed. Tom pulled down your tight jeans, along with your panties, making you felt a little exposed. That was soon to be vanished as he caressed your inner thigh once again.

Awfully slowly the brunette started placing moist kisses up your thighs. You bit your lip while you tried to suppress the moans and groans.

His tongue was tracing along your entrance before he suddenly started to suck on your clit. Throwing your head back you pulled at his hair as you finally seemed to have found some relief. Wanting and needing more you moaned out his name as you were pushing his face gently into you.

Knock, knock, knock.

“Wh-who is it?” You shouted. Tom just continued, making it awfully hard for you to talk. As a moan escaped your mouth you quickly covered it with your hand.

“Harrison and Jacob. We’ve got pizzaaaa.” “Oh right, I-I-I…” Biting your finger as he was flicking his tongue all over your sensitive clit you needed to pause. “I’m changing into, jeez, into some comfy clothes right now. I’ll meet you in your room.” Stuttering and pausing was the result of Tom’s magical work. Though the boys didn’t seem to notice anything too strange. “Okay. Well, have you seen Tom somewhere?” Still occupied with pleasuring you his name being mentioned made him chuckle quietly.

It made you feel the vibrations, giving a little extra something. Panting you bit your lower lip, your head still thrown back as you grasp desperately onto the sheets beneath you.

“Nope.” Briefly you cut him off. “Well, okay then, see ya in a few.” As you heard the footsteps getting quieter you sigh partly relieved, partly because of Tom.

“Stupid idiot!” You told Tom, fading your insult out into a blissful moan.

“Not so stupid after all, am I?” Tom cheekily stated. 


A/N: This is all you get loves. <3