have to go to youtube i guess

anonymous asked:

Omg i just tried to watch one video of laura lee because honestly, never heard of her and i couldnt get past a minute! I just couldnt force myself to keep watching. How can people enjoy that. (no hate but wtf) also her makeup was just this generic -too much of everything but not very good applied- that americans have been trying to convince the rest of the world that is the way to go... (Sidenote: sorry for my english, not my first tongue x) )

idk tbh i guess to each their own some people have a higher pain threshold than others. i feel like youtube’s so called makeup *artists* (not even calling them gurus cuz thats… dumb as hell and appropriative) keep applying makeup like that because it looks decent on camera w/ all their lights and filters on but i am convinced they look like shit irl and anyone with functioning eyes can see that! and don’t apologise for ur english it’s fine i’m not a native speaker either so im certainly not going to be the one correcting u or looking down upon u akjldkjgfgdlkj

Some of the best things I’ve heard in Heathers rehearsal so far:

  • “Oh no! My shirt, where’d it go?” followed by really slow and awkward finger guns
  • “Free pizza, and we don’t even have to buy it a pussy!”
  • “Those stupid tree thumpers”
  • *dramatically pirouettes and leaps in* “BIG SWORDFIGHT IN HER MOUTHHH”
  • “Aww that seems like a relationship that would last.” “Yeah until one of them blows up” “I guess you could say their love is….. explosive”
  • *Our choreographer screaming like one of those sheep used in parodies back in vintage youtube days whenever she gets frustrated or needs to get people’s attention.*
  • “So you’re going to do a Jesus lift” “A WHAT” “Just put your arms out and they’ll lift you like you’re Jesus resurrecting from the cross”
  • “Welcome to Newsies on steroids.”
  • “Be the closeted gay we all need.”
  • “The first step to any good plan is murder.”
  • “How much bitch is enough bitch though?”
  • “Imagine having to explain to someone like ““oh how’d you break your tailbone?” ““Oh I booty-popped too hard.”” 
  • “When we go off to makeover Veronica, can she still have the monocle, but, hear me out, it’s now bedazzled.”
  • “I have to check the historical accuracy of bedazzling in the ‘80s.”
  • “Okay, but what if we made it gay?”
  • “COSTUME NOTE: SOMEONE MAKE RAM PARTY SLIPPERS!” “What if they’re like bunny slippers, but with tiny party hats?!”
  • “This is Ram, he’s not very nice, but somehow my best friend still wants to fuck him.”
  • “Your whole bio better be about how much you love and respect women or else I can’t help you when your ass is being kicked.”
  • “I paired you guys together because you say he’s your sort of boyfriend later.” *Kurt proceeds to emark in various sexual dance endeavors with multiple other women* “That’s where the sort of comes into play….”
  • “SHUT UP HEATHER” *bursts out crying*
  • Our original Chandler dropped out so our original Duke got promoted to her role and just looks at me and says “Oh my god this is the most Heather Duke thing that has ever happened to me”
  • “That’s a school cheer?!?!”
  • “Real question: WHO HAS A FUCKING LOCK ON THEIR CLOSET?”
  • “What if when she makes you spit up the pills, your wig flies off?” “Oh no you’ve discovered the real reason behind my crisis, I AM NOT A NATURAL BLONDE”
  • “Maybe he should take up knitting or something as a hobby rather than therapedic murder.”
  • “The saddest thing is that’s not even 3rd base”
  • “Veronica, you’re soaking wet!” *cue our assistant stage manager loosing her shit*
  • “My character description is just internal screaming.”
  • “Who needs a dance partner when you have weed?”
  • “I feel bad having to ask but was that supposed to be a dick joke?”
  • “Do I get extra points if one of the pills hits someone in the face?”
  • “I can’t remember the lyrics but I’m pretty sure I’m still gay”
  • “Why didn’t they just throw the bomb and run or something, like why are they so determined to die?” 
  • *recites Blue Reprise as demonic slam poetry because we didn’t have rehearsal tracks yet*  
  • “Veronica, it’s not a phase. I’m just naturally a slightly psychotic bag of angst with great hair.”
  • *music director teaching us Blue* ”They’ll curl up on your face. And purr like-” *slowly looks up from music and proceeds to put his head in his hands* “There’s moments that I evaluate my life and this is definitely one of them.”

And we’re still about 3 weeks from tech week

Garnette/Banchomp/Puppet Shark

I couldve probably done better on the name. Haha This one was a so great to work on. I even recorded it from sketch to finish, and then unintentionally deleted the video. X.x Theres always next time I guess.

Update!

I found the sprite artist!! @pkmnfusionprof Go check them out they have some fantastic fusions!

Unrelated note:

I will resume posting speedpaints on my youtube channel very soon. The computer I did all my editing on needed some repairs and is now back in working order (yay for being a nerd!). If there’s anything specific you’d like to see me do or have me explain shoot me a message and Ill do my best to make a video of it.

Have a lovely night everyone!

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I just watched a french fry challenge on YouTube where you are blind folded and have to guess where different fries come from, and now I want an AU where Stiles is a vlogger who challenges Derek to the french fry challenge and if Derek loses, he has to go on a date with him. 

Despite being a french fry connoisseur, Stiles loses the game. He tries to play it casual, tries to be a good sport about it, but he’s actually just plain miserable that he won’t get the chance to take Derek out on that date and woo him. He knows it’s stupid but he just….really wanted the chance to prove to Derek he can be romantic and deserving of him and all that couply jazz. He wanted one setting where he didn’t have to be careful about flirting with Derek too obviously. One night where he could just look a him without feeling self conscious when Derek caught him and chalk it up to the “Stilinski date experience” or something equally as pathetic.  

Basically, he just wanted one night to know what it felt like to hold Derek Hale’s hand (if Derek would have even let him). 

Derek leaves and Stiles mopes for the rest of the day, trying not to feel sorry for himself and utterly, utterly heart broken. Again, stupid, but he’s been pining after Derek for years. He’s considering going to bed early when his door bell rings and standing there, dressed in a fancy cardigan with a bottle of wine and - several bags of….chicken based snacks? - is Derek, asking if he’s up for “another challenge”. 

Stiles loses again but it’s okay because the moment Derek wins, he turns to him and with a grin that can only be described as the love child of ‘shy’ and ‘shit eating’ (if that is even possible), he cups Stiles’ cheek and says, “I’m going to claim my prize now.” 

The kiss tastes like chicken and too much salt but Stiles doesn’t care because it’s the best kiss of his entire life and his stomach won’t quit doing somersaults.

anonymous asked:

im a noob but what's the cake scene everyone keeps talking about?

it was this part of fanfiction live in tatinof that dan and phil performed ONLY ONCE. for some reason, they never did it again after that one show. it was VERY fanfiction-esque and really shows how comfortable they’ve become with all the shipping. here’s a breakdown.

-dan and phil are, for some reason, wearing pirate hats. 
-they’re on a blanket, and there’s a narrator reading the phanfiction they built into the script
-phil feeds dan a piece of cake, then another.
-dan is very reluctant to give in to the romantic feeding, but eventually does. 
-much to dan’s dismay, phil then brushes a crumb from his cheek.
-phil attempts to feed dan another piece of cake, and he goes to eat it, but then fights himself to pull back and end the scene.
-”phil bent over and sensually fed dan a slice of cake”
-”open wide for captain lester!”
-”phil lovingly brushed a stray crumb”
-”another mouthful for philly!”

these are things dan and phil wrote into their show, which hits really hard to me tbh. if you want to watch the cake scene, it is on youtube. the video was taken illegally, which kinda bothers me tbh since they said not to record things during the show, but i watched it during my super demon phase and then again tonight since there’s no going back i guess. if you really wanna find it, you can. but i’m not going to make it easy for you. anyway, that’s the cake scene. have fun with that. 

One Day

Summary: pastel!dan is a kindergarten teacher and is married to punk!youtuber!phil, who he hates and doesn’t get along with at all. They’re parents forced them to marry each other. Dan is unhappy but things finally take a turn.

Genre: AU, Fluff

Word Count: 2,792

A/N: I changed the prompt slightly because I can’t enough of pastel!dan.

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

Do you know if there's someplace that has all these mocaps together or where to look?

Actually, anon. I’ve been keeping a running list of them for my own records so you’re in luck! I anticipate the list will continue to grow but here we go: 

Mocaps!

From YouTube, TV etc.

From Twitter, Facebook etc.

From Instagram: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

I *think* that’s all of them. But watch, as I upload this we get a new one. I’ll add on to them as we go and if I’m missing any, anyone else is welcome to add them =)

i got tagged!

so some people tagged me xD ill do this

Rules: Answer the questions and tag 10 people :)

Name/Nickname: my name is evelyn you can call me eve :)

Where you’re
from?: Spain

Favourite colour
: Green and purple

Do you like spicy food
: yeah

Biggest fear(s)
: i guess getting hate? dunno.

Top 3 hobbies
: play games and watch YT

How many siblings you have
: a younger brother

iPhone or Android
: Android

Somewhere you’d love to visit
: Ireland and canada :)

If you could meet one person, who would it be
: all of my friends online

Artist/band you’d love to see in concert
: probably NSP or nate
Favourite YouTubers
: oh boy here we go: jacksepticeye markiplier pewdiepie natewantstobattle mandopony crankgameplays game grumps lordminion777 muyskerm (idk how to write his username) seagull

Favourite thing about yourself
: i dont really like myself.

Something you’re looking forward to
: RYC 100 from Sean <3
tag 10: mkay.
@painttoolsighs @mimiloverfox @kurokeiko @atomiktaco and evrybody else that wants to do it!

Double Dimensional Dan

Welp, now that I’m effectively shook by phan in Singapore, let’s try this!!! 

Genre- Hella smutty 

Warnings- Some weird ass dancest 

Word Count- 1195

A/N- PLEASE SEND ME PROMPTS!!! Also I’m probably gonna make a ton of references to current events in this so have fun with that. By the way, I’m sorry for that title. I guess I just like alliterations way too much. 

HERE YA GO YOU SINNERS!


Dan was sleeping in his own bed tonight. He usually ended up in Phil’s bed, but with them moving and all, Phil ended up on the sofa and Dan ended up in his bed. It was a bit lonely there, but Dan eventually managed to fall asleep. He was in the middle of a particularly good dream about Phil when the sudden and tremendous pressure on his feet pulled him into reality.

Dan let out a yelp, finding a figure in the dark but a few inches from his face. He fumbled for his bedside lamp, eventually illuminating the room to find himself staring back at him. “What the hell?!”

“Uh… Hi!”

“Who the hell are you?!”

“I’m Daniel Howell.”

“So am I, but I go by Dan.” Dan was happy to have some slight clarification and difference between the two of them.

“So I’m really in another dimension?” Daniel looked around the room in wonder.

“Huh?”

“I’m a scientist. I finally finished creating a dimensional portal and came through. I ended up in this dimension and came here, since it’s where I live. There’s really not much different between our two Londons, or our two rooms even. What do you do?”

“I’m a YouTuber.”

“What’s a YouTube?”

Dan couldn’t imagine a dimension without YouTube. Worse even, a dimension where he never met Phil. “Well, I guess we’ve found out the difference between our two dimensions.”

Daniel shrugged Dan’s comment off. “What was that dream you were having?”

Dan blushed immediately, remembering the dream. He was dreaming of Phil. “You heard that?”

“Yeah?”

“How much?”

“Enough to know you’re pretty into whoever Phil is.” Daniel obviously wanted to know all he could about his alter-dimensional counterpart, and Dan was fairly confident he could trust himself to not leak any information. At least, not to this dimension.

“Phil’s my boyfriend. Also my flatmate. And my best friend. But the world only knows about the last two.”

“Ah. That would explain the whispered “fuck me daddy”.”

Dan blushed once again. “I guess you heard that too.”

“Odd. In my dimension, Dan Howell is pretty dominant.” Dan noticed his doppelganger glance down at the receding bulge that had formed under his sheets during his dreams. It was the elephant in the room up until this point, but that wouldn’t last long. “You know, I can take care of that for you.”

Dan was taken aback. “But you’re me!”

“So?” Dan took a moment to think. It definitely wouldn’t be the first time he’d fucked himself. In fact, it probably would have been what he’d have done to take care of this problem in the first place. Of course, that’s totally different. But it had to be better than just jacking off.

“Oh, what the hell.” Dan threw the sheets off of his torso. “Go for it.”

Daniel was giddy. “On all fours.”

“What? I thought you were just gonna like, suck me off or something?”

“I said all fours.” Dan sighed and did as he was told.  It was almost odd, hearing his own voice commanding him with such dominance. It was almost… hot. This was something Dan could get into.

Daniel was undressing, and Dan was starting to get impatient. Dan slept naked, so he had to wait for Daniel to undress while he was already naked. “C’monnnnnn!” Dan started nudging his counterpart with his ass, begging him to hurry up. Soon, Daniel was finally undressed, but that didn’t stop Dan. He ended up rubbing his ass all over Daniel’s now bare cock. Daniel, of course, didn’t bother to move out of the way. Both Dans were quite enjoying this.

“Got any lube?” Daniel asked once he was getting hard. Dan pointed him to his bedside stand. Both were glad to hear that existed in the other’s dimension. Daniel covered his fingers in lube and was about to stick one in Dan’s ass when the two heard the door open and both turned their heads to see who had entered.

“Dan, is everything okay in here? I got up to use the bathroom and saw your light was… WHAT THE HELL?!”

“Uh… Hi, Phil…”

Daniel interjected. “This is Phil?” He looked the black-haired boy up and down. “Good pick.”

“I have no clue how there are two Dans here, but I feel slightly offended being left out of this.” Phil was getting a bit of a bulge himself, which both the Dans noticed. Phil tossed off the boxers he was sleeping in and strode over to Dan’s bed. “You…”

Phil pointed blankly at Daniel, not even knowing the name of the boy he was about to fuck. “Daniel.”

“You two freak me out.” Phil took the lube out of Daniel’s hand and squeezed some into his own. “I didn’t say stop.” Daniel proceeded to begin fingering Dan’s ass, as he was going to before Phil walked in. He inserted two fingers immediately, and began scissoring them. All three of them were getting very eager.

Daniel quickly added another finger, pumping his fingers in and out for only a few seconds before they all gave in to the urge and Daniel prepared to penetrate Dan with his rock hard cock. Phil quickly bumped Daniel out of the way. “Hey, he’s my boyfriend. My turn.” Phil penetrated instead, leaving Daniel to move around to Dan’s front.

“Suck me off.” Dan gladly took his counterpart in his mouth, both sucking Daniel and being fucked by Phil at the same time. The three moved in a rhythmic triangle, Dan moving along with Phil’s thrusts and sucking along to the beat Phil was setting. Daniel was soon nearing orgasm, and pulled out of Dan’s mouth. He pushed Phil out of the way and the two switched. Daniel took Dan’s asshole, and Dan started sucking Phil off.

Daniel immediately started hitting Dan’s prostate, and Dan moaned, almost choking on Phil. Dan soon looked up at Phil with his deep chestnut eyes and backed away, giving him the ability to speak. “Daddy, I’m close!” Daniel looked up at Phil, feeling slightly left out, and gave a particularly hard thrust. Dan winced, and Phil looked down at the pained boy.

“Come untouched and finish me off.” Dan moaned, coming all over his bedsheets. Daniel came into him, and fell limp on the foot of Dan’s bed. Dan finished sucking Phil and swallowed his cum, both of them falling beside Daniel.

The three lay there helplessly for a few moments before Daniel finally stood up. “I guess I ought to be going back now. Thank you for the… Research.” He dressed himself, waved, and walked out of Dan’s room.

“I don’t know what that was or who he was, but it was definitely the weirdest hookup I’ve ever had.” Phil was confused and slightly concerned.

“I’m still waiting to wake up.”

“I don’t think you’re going to.” The two looked out Dan’s window to see the slightest gleams of the sunrise. Dan took Phil’s hand. Neither of them knew what had just happened, and they were both probably going to repress that memory. But as long as they had each other, it would all be okay.

These are the people who take up hours of my time. THESE ARE THE PEOPLE. I hate them for that but love ‘em for everything else. Here we have

@markiplier, @therealjacksepticeye, The Gabbie Show, @itsamandafaye, baby Luna, @matthiasiam, jacksfilms, @ashhardell, @missfenderr, @iisuperwomanii, @allisonraskin, and Gaby Dunn. Or as I know them, Mark, Jack, Gabbie, Alayna, Ash, Jack, Amanda Faye, Luna, Matthias, Lilly, Allison, and Gaby. In that order. I guess. Not including the big “youtube” sign of course.

These people are all amazing, wonderful people who have great senses of humous and I love their content. It always cheers me up to watch their videos, and… yeah. I recommend you go check them out if you don’t already know them. PLEASE DO. And subscribe to them if you like their stuff.

anonymous asked:

Hi PBG, I just wanted to send you a quick thanks for being so cheerful and positive in your youtube videos. Back in high school I had a rough time and dealt with depression and it took a lot to make me smile. But your videos were always something to look forward to and never failed to put a smile on my face. Now I'm halfway through uni, loving life and still loving all your new videos. I guess I just wanna say thanks for having given me something to look forward to, it made all the difference!

Really glad to hear that! Thanks so much for watching them. 

When I was going through some tough points in college (didn’t feel I was in the right place, was going through a confusing ideological/world view transition, felt like I was wasting money on tuition, didn’t have enough social interaction because I was cooped up trying to make my whole YT/online video dream thing work) I turned to a lot of online videos/content to cheer me up. AVGN was a really big one for me. Always loved that he put a lot of time into each video and it was re-watchable. I really looked up to him/wanted to make something similar. Something that could make people feel the way I did when I watched his stuff.

So to hear you and others say things like this, trust me, the pleasure is all mine. =)

Self Conclusion Chapter Four

Jughead felt the cold air against his stomach as he stretched. It took him a moment to realize where he was - once he did, he looked at the empty space beside him.

He yawned, then sat up. Music was coming from downstairs. He scratched the back of his head and looked around for his beanie, swinging his legs off the bed. His beanie was nowhere to be seen. He groaned and padded out of the room, rubbing the sleep out of his eyes.

As he padded quietly down the stairs, he could he the music getting louder and louder.

What the hell was she listening to?

Jughead ran his fingers through his hair as he yawned again, his socked feet making no noise as he spotted Betty in the kitchen.

She was facing away from him, bunny slippers on her feet, blue cotton panties clinging to her, legs bare. Her hair was damp, leaving wet impressions on her white tank top. Jughead’s beanie was  on her head.

She had a bowl under her arm and she was singing into a wooden spoon, batter dripping off the tip. There was coffee pouring slowly into the pot and bacon sizzling on the stove.

Betty swayed her hips along to the music. “-Just like animals…” She broke off to howl, tilting her head up towards the ceiling. “… baby, I’m preying on you tonight, hunt you down, eat you alive…” Betty continued, stirring the batter.

Jughead bit back a laugh, smiling to himself. He couldn’t help but notice her hair had soaked through the material of her tank top - it was obvious there wasn’t anything under her tank top, sending his mind racing.

She set the bowl on the counter and opened the cupboard above her and pulled out a bag of chocolate chips. She ripped open the bag and emptied half of it into the bowl.

The song changed to something Jughead recognized - one of his favorite songs, in fact.

“Bum-bum-bah-da-da,” Betty sang along.

“Start spreadin’ the news,” Jughead sang in a baritone voice. “I’m leavin’ today,” He continued.

Betty practically jumped out of her skin. “Jesus, shit, Jughead!”

He chuckled and waltzed into the room. “Sorry. You’re in a good mood for someone who wants to die.” He wiggled his eyebrows and walked past her, opening cupboard doors, looking for a coffee mug.

“I was going to bring you breakfast in bed,” Betty murmured, a smile playing on her lips. She reached past Jughead and grabbed two coffee mugs, her chest brushing his shoulder.

Jughead’s breath hitched as Betty grazed him. “Here,” She murmured, handing him a coffee mug.

Betty poured herself a mug of coffee, pouring milk and sugar into her cup before passing Jughead the coffee pot.

“You’re up pretty early.”

“I have trouble sleeping.” Betty murmured. “I can always fall asleep just fine, but I wake up a lot. I have bad dreams.”

“I sleep too much,” Jughead yawned. “Sleeping is the best part of my day.”

Betty smiled sadly at him as she poured the pancake batter into the skillet on the stove. She plated the bacon and took a bowl of fruit salad out of the fridge, telling Jughead to have a seat in the other room.

She set a plate with four pancakes in front of him a few minutes later and set her own plate on the table. Frank Sinatra was still playing loudly in the kitchen.

Jughead spooned fruit salad onto his plate with some bacon strips and drizzled syrup onto his pancake stack.

Betty watched him with a smile on her face as he cut into his pancakes with the side of his fork and shoved them in his mouth.

“What?” He said, covering his mouth as he chewed. “It’s really good.”

Betty smiled again. “I’m glad. I love cooking.”

“No one’s ever made me breakfast before,”Jughead murmured once he swallowed.

Betty took a sip of her coffee. “What?”

Jughead shrugged. “I mean, my mom poured cereal in a bowl for me or tossed me a banana when I was a kid, and I’ve ordered pancakes at Pop’s but nobody has ever made me a hot, delicious breakfast like this.” He shoved another bite in his mouth and washed it down with a swig of coffee.

“Oh…” Betty murmured. “Well, I’m glad you like it. Do you want more coffee?”

Jughead nodded. “I can get it though, finish your pancakes.” He pushed his chair back. “You want more? Milk and sugar, right?”

Betty nodded, cutting into her pancake and shoving it into her mouth. She finished as Jughead returned with their coffees.

“I’m going to want my hat back, by the way,” Jughead smirked.

Betty’s cheeks flushed with heat. “Oh my god,” She reached up, plucking the beanie off her head and dragging it down. “I forgot I was wearing it.” She placed it on the table between them. “I’m sorry.”

Jughead shook his head slowly. “It’s okay.” He smiled. “It looked good on you.”


Jughead padded into Betty’s room dressed in his clothes from yesterday. His hair was still wet, so his beanie was tucked under his elbow.

“Do you have a computer I could use?” He mumbled quietly.

Betty looked up from her journal. “Yeah, you can use my laptop.” She jutted her chin toward her desk. “Why, what’s up?”

“I just need to check on something,” Jughead murmured. He opened the laptop on her desk and clicked on the power button. “What’s your password?”

“Caramelkitten1, capital C.”

Jughead nodded, smiling as he typed in the password, then turned back to Betty. She was reading a Jodi Picoult book.

“Is it okay if I put music on? Will that disturb you?”

Betty smiled and shook her head. “No, go ahead.”

Jughead powered up YouTube and turned on a Manchester Orchestra song before he opened his email.

“I love this song,” Betty murmured.

“You do?” Jughead asked, his eyebrows knitting together. “What about that pop crap you were listening to in the kitchen?”

Betty shrugged. “I like everything. I have more songs of theirs in my iTunes library.” She gave him a small half smile.

Jughead nodded. He clicked through his emails before opening the one he was looking for.

Jug,

What was with that voicemail you left me? I tried to call you back but I guess Dad didn’t pay the bill again.

School’s going OK. I hate my teacher this year but I’m taking the creative writing class like you suggested. I love it.

I wanted to tell you something a while ago, but I never worked up the courage to tell you on the phone. Writing it is easier, so here goes: Billy hit me. I showed Mom the bruise, and she kicked him out right away, but she didn’t want me to tell anyone. I’m sorry I didn’t tell you sooner. I’m OK, but I thought you should know.

Email me soon, Jug, I love you.

JB

Jughead didn’t realize tears were rolling down his face until Betty brushed one off his cheek.

“Are you okay?” She asked sadly. Her thumb brushed his jaw until his eyes focused on her. “Jughead?”

He nodded and bit his lip. “Can I be alone, please?” He murmured.

Betty nodded and stood up, faltering towards her door. “Hey, Jughead? You can talk to me if you need to.” She said quietly.

“Thanks,” He bit out.

She left him in the room as she padded down the hallway and sat on the top step of the staircase.

For a moment, it was silent. She couldn’t hear the typing of keys or music playing or even a creak in the floorboards. Then, suddenly, she heard Jughead scream. It was muffled, like he was screaming into a pillow, but it sent shivers down her spine.

Her eyes pricked, tears pooling.

“Fuck!” She heard Jughead scream from her bedroom.

Betty stood back up and paced back to her bedroom. Jughead was sitting on her bedroom floor, his knees tucked up to his chest. Sobs were wracking his body.

“Jughead?” Betty murmured quietly, placing a hand on his shoulder. “Please talk to me.”

Jughead didn’t say anything, but his sobs seemed to subside. She sat down next to him and rubbed his back.

He looked up at her, his big blue eyes filled with tears. “I was supposed to protect her,” He choked out.

“Who?”

“My little sister,” He murmured. “I-I’m supposed to protect her, and I wasn’t there and I’m a fucking failure just like they said.” A fresh wave of tears rolled down his cheeks.

“What happened?”

Jughead motioned toward Betty’s laptop, the page still open. She got up and quickly read through it. She turned, her face serious, and sat down next to Jughead once more.

“You didn’t know, Jughead. You can’t protect someone from something you don’t know is happening.”

Jughead shook his head. “She’s the only reason I’m still here and I let her down.”

“Shh,” Betty murmured. She placed her hand against his cheek and rubbed her thumb against his tears. “It’s not your fault.”

Jughead clutched Betty’s arm, his chin wavering. He collapsed against Betty’s body, curling himself into her tiny lap.

She could feel warm tears against her thighs, his body shaking with the immensity of his sadness. She leaned forward, wrapping her body as best she could around him, trying to hold him together.

“I’m sorry, Jughead, it’ll be okay,” She murmured. She found his hand and gathered it in her own. “It’ll be okay,” She repeated.

They stayed on the floor until Jughead’s tears subsided. Eventually, his breathing evened out and his chest started to rise and fall rhythmically.

It was his turn to fall asleep in Betty’s arms.

the mars signs, basically
  • mars in aries: "u know what. FUCk everything. why doesnt life just give me what i want!!! life is so SLOW and BORING and i want ADVENTURE why can't things just HAPPEN MY WAY for ONCE!!!" *someone tells them to chill* "who tf are you??? are you trying to fight me????? ok i dare you FIGHT ME"
  • mars in taurus: *bad stuff happens* "lol im fine" *more bad stuff happens* "@ life are u trying to provoke me...try harder it aint working" *the worst thing that could possibly happen happens* "OK THATS IT IM AT MY LIMIT. THAT WAS NOT NECESSARY. IM SO MAD RIGHT NOW I CANT EVEN THINK WTF WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME. anyways im actually totally chill haha let me just suppress my feelings it'll be ok :)"
  • mars in gemini: "oh, i see! you think i'm wrong. i'm truly sorry to hear that some pitiful creatures like you find my beautiful mind so complex that you can't comprehend anything i'm saying. i'm sure that, for SOME people, it is indeed a bit too complex hahah lmao (:"
  • mars in cancer: "fine, whatever. u may have said something rude but it's ok im just gonna ignore that" *later* "that fUkcin bitch...i'll show them later, trust me. i'll just wait for the right moment and destroy them when they least expect it"
  • mars in leo: "??? did u just insult me or one of my interests ??? lmao first of all, HOW DARE YOU. second of all, YOU ARE WRONG. i am so beautiful and awesome and such a great friend and THIS is how u repay me??? i'm worth so much more than this. you are disgraceful. i am disgusted"
  • mars in virgo: "i hate everything. NOTHING is going right and i am FALLING APART. honestly i don't even remember the last time something good happened in this world. why are people always annoying me? why is school always annoying me??? why is LIFE always annoying me????? can everyone just STOP"
  • mars in libra: *someone points out that they need to get their life together* "bitch...what? i'm fine...what are you talking about.....my life is 100% under control!!!" *procrastinates everything* "wtf why do i have so much work??? i am dying under all the pressure i hate everything NOTHING IS UNDER CONTROL"
  • mars in scorpio: *on the outside* "okay you know what fuck you im so over this it's over" *on the inside* "i know all ur weaknesses, honey...and trust me, you will regret it. you think i'm over this but i'm definitely not lmao watch ur back"
  • mars in sagittarius: "wtf bitch i hate u, what do you think of yourself??? how dare u disagree with me and say rude stuff to me ugh don't talk to me ever again" *after like 8 minutes max* "omfg the other day i was listening to the duck song and i was thinking about how much you'd like it i mean i bet you've already heard it but it's absolutely hilarious u should watch the video it went viral on youtube hahaha" *someone asks if they've gotten over their anger* "what anger? ...oh thAT. lmao whatever who cares about that, have you heard the duck song?"
  • mars in capricorn: "yeah i'm pretty fucking upset right now, things definitely did not go the way i expected them to. anyways that's just life. i'm over it. i'm just gonna...try and distract myself.....and pretend nothing happened...because that'll help me stop thinking about my shitty life...probably"
  • mars in aquarius: *on the outside* "i guess ur right. maybe what ur saying is the right thing to do :) :) :)" *on the inside* "...excuse me hoe.....ur wrong, i'm right. u can't tell me what to do. i'm well-aware of what i'm doing, if u think i'm gonna listen to anything u tell me to do ur 100% wrong bye"
  • mars in pisces: *accidentally offends someone, someone asks why they're mad* "honestly i'm not totally sure why i'm mad. i didn't even know i was mad until you pointed it out. i mean there are the usual reasons for being mad...people are horrible, life just generally sucks. so yeah im probably just generally mad lmao no worries"

jayloucoo  asked:

There's a video going round called 'red panda encounters stone' on YouTube, in which a red panda in an enclosure seems to act threatening (I'm not sure if this is correct) toward a rock inside its pen. Why would it suddenly do this seeing as the rock seems to have always been there? Is it just being playful? I guess I'm just curious!

That rock is definitely part of the exhibit. Right before it reacts you can see it sniffing - the keepers probably put some sort of scent enrichment on it, and what you’re seeing is an excited response to a novel stimuli. 

Instinct || Jack

Jack masterpost found here

Word count - 1,509

Summary - The one where you panicked and called your ex.

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You and Jack had been broken up for only two months. You still weren’t sure what went wrong. Your strong, two year relationship ended so abruptly. One day you were coming over for a lazy day in, and the next thing you knew, you were sobbing in your car on the way home.

“Can you tell me what I did wrong? Please?” you sobbed out, not knowing what else to do.

“You didn’t do anything wrong!” Jack said, frustration evident in his voice. “I’m just, God I don’t know I’m just so overwhelmed right now. I just need to be alone again.”

“Why?” you almost shouted.

“I don’t know!” he yelled back. “I just have too much going on with YouTube and I’m not ready for this!”

“What, and you couldn’t have figured that out two years ago?” you said. “You’re telling me I’ve just wasted two years of my life on a boy who just now realized he’s not ready to be seriously committed?”

“You know what?” Jack huffed. “Yeah, I guess that is what I’m telling you.”

And now, two months later, you still felt empty. You had seriously imagined spending the rest of your life with Jack. You both talked about it from time to time and it felt like it was a solid plan in both of your minds. What had happened that made him change his mind?

You spent the weekend back home in Bristol, hoping that some time with your family would help relax. Of course, it didn’t, and you were still feeling a heavy weight in your chest on the drive home. You couldn’t have been more than thirty minutes away from London when your car made a horrible noise. The check engine light on your car starting flashing and, before you knew it, your car came to an abrupt halt on the side of the road. It was dark out now and you had close to no idea where you were. You got out of your car to open your hood and check your engine, but you couldn’t tell what was wrong. You were no car expert. “Hey sweetie!” some greasy looking man across the road yelled to you. “I can give you a lift! It won’t cost you a thing except a night at my house!”

“No, let me!” another man yelled. “She’s just the fine piece of ass I’ve been looking for.”

You quickly got in your car and locked the doors, feeling your whole body start to shake and tears to prick in your eyes. Before you knew it, full on sobs were escaping your body. You didn’t know what to do. You had no idea where you were and no way to get back to London. It was nearing 1:00 in the morning and you were instantly regretting not staying another night in Bristol rather than driving home in the dark.

Suddenly, almost instinctively, you had rung Jack. You were still crying and your head was feeling fuzzy. You didn’t realize how inappropriate it probably was for you to call him until he actually picked up the phone. “(Y/N)?” Jack answered. He sounded tired and confused. You wondered if you just woke him up or if he was just not in the mood to talk to you.

“I know I shouldn’t call you,” you said, your voice shaking. “I’m sorry. I didn’t know what else to do.”

“What’s going on?” he said, sounding a bit more alert than before.

“My car broke down,” you answered, trying to control your breathing. “There are these guys across the street and they keep looking at me and I’m scared and I don’t know what to do or-” You cut yourself off by crying again.

“Hey, I need you to relax okay?” Jack said gently. “Tell me where you are.”

“I don’t know!” you cried out. “I, I don’t know, Jack.”

“(Y/N), pull up your maps and tell me where you are.”

You had been in such a panic you didn’t even think to do the obvious and check your phone to see where you were stranded. When you did, you rattled off the location to Jack. “Are you in your car?” Jack asked, rustling heard on his end of the line.

“Yeah,” you said, your voice small.

“Alright, stay there, I’m coming to get you,” he said. “Don’t get out of your car, you understand me? Keep the doors locked and don’t get out of the car.”

“Okay,” you said.

“Promise me,” he said sternly. “Promise me you won’t get out of the car.”

“I promise.”

Less than a half hour later, a pair of headlights appeared behind your car. You looked in your rear-view mirror and saw that it was Jack. You got out of your car almost bashfully and walked up to Jack. He immediately pulled you into his arms and held you tightly to his chest. “Are you okay?” he asked. “Did they come up to you? Did they touch you?”

“I’m okay,” you said softly. “Look, Jack, I’m really sorry I called you.” You could feel the tears falling from your eyes again. “I crossed a line. I shouldn’t have called you. I just, it was like my instinct. I’m sorry-”

“Babe, look at me,” Jack said, holding your face in his hands. You could hardly look him in the eyes. Those damn blue eyes. You noticed the bags under them and the way they weren’t as bright as they usually were.

“You look different,” you said suddenly. “Are you okay?” Jack gave you a sad smile.

“I’m alright,” he said. “Just haven’t been sleeping too good.”

“And now I call you at the dead of night,” you sighed. “I’m sorry.”

“It’s alright,” he said. “Come on, let’s get you home.”

The ride back to your flat was eerily silent. Jack never turned on the radio and as badly as you wanted to, you knew that sometimes, Jack just enjoyed silence. So, you sat there sulking in your thoughts, focusing on not crying again. When Jack pulled up to your flat, you couldn’t get yourself to get out of the car. “Jack-”

“I’m sorry,” Jack said. You looked up at him immediately, confusion written across your face. “I’m sorry I left you. It was pathetic. I shouldn’t have done it. And, I miss you. I-” He stopped himself, letting out a big sigh. “I miss you so fucking much, (Y/N).”

You were shaking your head, tears streaming down your cheeks. “What are you doing?” you said quietly. “You don’t have any right to do this to me.”

“I need to tell you how I feel,” he said. “It’s been eating me up. Why do you think I haven’t been sleeping? It’s because I miss you. It’s because I need to hold you and I can’t.”

“Then why did you leave?” you yelled.

“Because I couldn’t do it!”

“Do what?”

“This!”

Jack reached in his coat pocket and pulled out a small velvet box. Your hands flew up to your mouth in shock. He didn’t even open the box, just twiddled it in his hands. “I bought it but I was too scared to actually do it,” he said, his voice small, sounding defeated. “I tried day after day, week after week, to find the perfect moment to ask you, but I chickened out every fucking time. So I ran away, because I thought if I didn’t have the balls to propose to you, what else could I do?” Tears were still falling from your eyes and you were getting a headache from all the information being thrown at you. “I know I can’t propose and pretend like everything is fine now,” he said quietly. “But I’m begging you to take me back so we can get to that point again. And I won’t chicken out then. If you give me another chance, I promise you that I will ask you to be my wife. Please, (Y/N).”

You stared at Jack, feeling overwhelmed with emotion. Logically, you knew you shouldn’t forgive him or take him back. He hurt you so badly. But deep down, you knew Jack. You knew that he was just a little scared and that he needed to leave to realize he had to tough it up and face his emotions. You loved him too much to stay away and cause either of you to keep suffering. You reached out and laid a hand on his cheek, making him close his eyes and lean into your touch. “You are the love of my life,” you said quietly. “But you can’t keep running when you feel too much.”

“I know,” he said. “I’m not gonna run again. I promise.”

Not being able to help yourself, you leaned in and pressed your lips against Jack’s. He eagerly kissed you back, keeping the kiss gentle and loving. Maybe, you thought, there was a reason your car broke down that night. Maybe there was a reason your instinct was to call him. Maybe, just maybe, this was why.

anonymous asked:

!!! I didnt know you liked documentaries! i loooove them and im always looking for good true crime ones. would it be too much to ask if you could recomend me some good documentaries you like? <3

this is the hardest but the best question ever. i’ve been musing over it for the last several days, and i finally just decided to sit down and make out a list. this is by no means a complete list, nor is it a ‘best of’ list. just some that i wanna rec because i think they’re awesome. or at least, the subject is fascinating, and so the annoying narrator/bad quality/etc is worth enduring. let’s go!

♥ autopsy (tv series) - if you have hbo go, it’s better to watch them there because the quality is a lot better, but this is a link to a youtube playlist of episodes. autopsy is a show about (you guessed it) autopsies, but each episode is themed and focuses on several interesting stories about deaths/murders where the cases were solved through forensic evidence found during the autopsies. michael baden is the forensic pathologist who has done several of the autopsies, and he’s the host of the show. i could watch this every single day for the rest of my life. (expect lots and lots of gore)

♥ paradise lost: the child murders at robin hood hills - another thing i watched on hbo go, but here’s a link to a yt vid (there are two other parts to this doc; they should show up in the related videos to the right). this is the story of the west memphis three and the murders of three little boys in arkansas in 1993. it’s a fascinating, heartbreaking, and unbearably frustrating story about the conviction of 3 teenage boys for those murders. there’s another doc called west of memphis that documents the events that occur after paradise lost concludes. i think west of memphis is my favorite of them all. god, what a fucking story. (graphic crime scene photos and video of three little boys.)

♥ mommy dead and dearest - i just watched this doc today on youtube, but hbo already found it and took it down. SO! you can watch it on hbo/hbo go, but because it’s so new, i doubt it’ll be anywhere else for a good while. it’s the story of dee dee and gypsy rose blancharde, a mother and daughter in a toxic, manipulative relationship that is one of the worst cases of munchausen by proxy ever documented, and one that ends in murder.

♥ thin blue line - a doc made in 1988 that digs into the wrongful conviction of a guy named randall adams who ends up on death row for something he didn’t do. it set a precedence for the importance and influence of crime docs. because of this documentary, the case got reopened.

♥ the keepers - another new doc, but this one’s on netflix. it’s a docuseries that follows the story of the murder of a nun, sister cathy cesnik, in 1969, and the unbelievable sequence of events that lead to it. this doc has pedophiles, sociopathic priests, police cover-ups, and a tireless group of retirement-aged women, some of whom are survivors of rape and abuse by the aforementioned priests, who will not rest until sister cathy’s killer is caught.

♥ the witness - on netflix, too. i talked about this one in my last movie post, but it’s the journey of a brother to try and understand what happened the night his sister, kitty genovese, was murdered in nyc in the mid-sixties. it’s absolutely fucking heartbreaking.

♥ cropsey - (i hope this link works??) this is a doc about a boogeyman urban legend on long island. the reason it’s interesting is because the doc is made by two kids who grew up on long island hearing the story, and there’s a really interesting story about an asylum that gets unearthed while they dig around. this guy also made a doc called killer legends which talks about urban legends and the true crimes that may have inspired them. both are really good.

♥ who took johnny? - another one i’ve already recced, but i wanted to put it on this list because it’s a good one. it’s about a boy named johnny gosch who went missing in the early 80s and was never seen again. the pov here is mostly with johnny’s mother, who is still searching for her son. it’s so heartbreaking. </3

♥ most evil (tv series) - i loveeeee this series. dr. michael stone is a psychiatrist who has a ‘scale of evil’ from 1 to 22 where he places different murderers for various reasons, including mental illness, history, and motive. each episode has a theme, and i could seriously watch this show every day forever and ever and ever. <3

♥ karla homolka & paul bernardo aka ken& barbie killers - these two. jesus fucking christ. paul was a serial rapist before he even met karla, and together, they murdered at least 3 girls, including karla’s little sister. the most insane thing? karla basically gets away with it. i can’t watch enough about these two. they’re so fucking horrible.

♥ the black dahlia, aka elizabeth short - okay, i’m in love with betty short, so i’m gonna link to a bunch of docs about her. i don’t have a favorite, and there isn’t one that i would consider definitive. i wish there was more out there, and i wish there was a good doc that had a good budget and a lot of care taken in its creation, but alas. so here are a few docs that at least give you some good info, crime scene pics, and theories:

one | two | three | four

(please come talk to me about elizabeth short. any time. ask me anything. i love her.)

♥ luis garavito aka the beast - ohmygod. luis garavito. colombian serial killer who has admitted to the rape/murder/torture of at least 140 boys, though it could be closer to 300. there have been mass graves of his victims uncovered. what blows my mind is that this happened in the nineties. 

♥ just melvin, just evil - disturbing and sobering doc about a viciously sadistic, horrible pedophile who ruined the lives of so many children in his family. the lives of all his victims were forever changed and ruined by a single man, and what makes this doc so special and painful is that you get to witness them confronting him when they’re grown.

♥ david parker ray, the toy box killer - if you haven’t heard of david parker ray, omfg, are you in for a story. this guy. he built a torture chamber in a trailer outside of his home and kidnapped, raped, and tortured women for years in it. and it all takes place in a tiny place called truth or consequences.

♥ there’s something wrong with aunt diane - a documentary about a car crash in 2009 that resulted in the deaths of 8 people, including 4 children. the events leading up to the crash and the mysteries behind what went on in that car just before and during the crash itself are just… so, so bizarre. a really interesting doc. (graphic crime scene photos at the end)

♥ the boneyard: leonard lake and david ng - just… the story of how the police even found out about these two in the first place is so fucking amazing. what comes out of the ensuing investigation is just staggering. these two fucks tortured and murdered at least eleven people, probably more. and you won’t believe what it takes to get one of them brought to justice (and what happens to the other one).

♥ wild child: the story of feral children - feral children are one of my very, very favorite topics to research. i’m endlessly moved and fascinated and inspired by stories of them. this is a great doc that touches on several instances of foundlings and gives you some names to rush out and do research on and find more docs about. there isn’t enough out there on feral children. not even close.

♥ theresa knorr - okay, i watch a lot of crime docs. a lot. very, very little shocks or phases me at this point. but this woman? holy fucking shit. theresa knorr stuns me. there’s something about women serial killers that fascinates me, and i think it’s that most of them know their victims intimately or are related to them somehow. knorr is the worst. the. worst. what her children have to endure before they’re murdered is unspeakable and beyond what even my warped brain could imagine. my god. 

♥ mary vincent (lawrence singleton) - this is a link to an episode of a show called ‘i survived’ which has two other stories on it, one that’s kinda boring and the other which is almost as astounding as mary’s story. but mary’s story is just… astonishing. she was fifteen when she was picked up as a hitchhiker and raped, dismembered, and thrown over a cliff. and she fucking survived. i love her. i want to hug her.

♥ catching a monster - peter scully - GOD. this fuck. peter scully is the most horrifying human being i’ve ever seen. his story is ongoing and not finished yet, but this doc talks about what he did and how he was finally arrested. scully ran a pedophilic red room/film studio where he tortured, raped, and murdered children for rich people who paid him to do it and film it. just. yeah.

♥ kidnapping of elizabeth smart - mindboggling. just… not only how she was taken, but also why and what happened while she was gone. and how she was found. stockholm syndrome is another thing that fucking fascinates me, and i wish this doc had focused more on that aspect of the story, but i understand why elizabeth is reluctant to discuss it. anyway! such an interesting story.

♥ the murder of james bulger - james bulger was a 2-year-old boy from merseyside who was brutally murdered by two 10-year-old boys. the violence they inflicted on this kid, and the way his body was found is just… a nightmare. there are two docs on this murder that i’ve watched and find interesting in their own rights, so i’m gonna link to both: 

one | two

(after you’re done watching these two, look up the two boys who murdered him and see what they’re up to now. one of them will stun you.)

♥ aileen wuornos - gonna end this with the lady dearest to my heart. i feel such an incredible amount of sympathy and heartbreak for this tragic woman. her life story is almost unbearable, and the journey of her lifelong abuse by men, the series of murders she committed, and how she found love somehow in between all of it will stay with me forever. there are two wonderful documentaries on aileen, both by nick broomfield, and together they tell the whole story, leading up to her execution:

 the selling of a serial killer

 the life and death of a serial killer

this is by no means a (complete) list of my favorite true crime cases! but these are some that i love a whole lot. i hope you find something you like here! ♥

anonymous asked:

Hi! Different anon here, but you mentioned in a recent ask that you learned English from watching vids in English, so going off of that, are there any French YouTubers/content makers of any kind you recommend?? I've been learning French for years (I'm from Canada) but it gets boring sometimes so I stop practicing, so any suggestions you have would be super helpful! Hope you have a wonderful day 💕

have a good day too♥♥ and I guess it depends on what u like to watch!

so humor: cyprien, norman, le rire jaune, natoo, andy raconte, le monde à l’envers, daniil le russe, seb, lolywood

video game: joueur du grenier/bazar du grenier, let’s play: squeezie, laink & terracid (my favs tbh)

beauty: horia, sananas, sandrea, thedollbeauty, enjoyphoenix

educational: dr nozman, dc seven, dirty biology, cyrus north, tea time, e-penser

then there’s other youtubers, idk were to put them haha: absol videos, shera, didi chandouidoui, what the cut (not active anymore), slg (also not active), le roi des rats, l’actu animée, misterjday, poisson fecond, jhon rachid

dan’s liveshow 04/04/17
- on his phone today!
- they go to Australia next week so no live shows for 3 weeks! But there will be uploads on the live show days!
- me + phil vs phil + i discourse.
- april fools video!!
- dan’s upside down and people feel sick??
- he’s wearing the scratchy weed shirt
- ‘danisnotonfire is a compilation of visual breakdowns’
- sunday school anecdote
- mario cart
- guess the crime reprise
- ceo of youtube convo
- dan borrowed phil’s jacket??
- “extreme kinks”
- club penguin video!
- new attack on titan
- asmr dan reprise w/ keys
- food delivery rant
- sims is the next gaming video!
- dan used to role play as sonic??
- “have a good day!!”

you know what

I take my biggest mistake back, I got a new one.

I wish I had just grown my channel by myself.
Literally the shitstorm that is coming my way I really can’t deal with the stupidity that people are throwing out there. I can’t have friends without getting called a whore for views, I can’t be in another relationship because people will point their fingers at me and tell me I’m the problem, I’m the fucking cancer of youtube, I guess. That’s my title. 

I just want to go back to me having only 40k.

maybe I should just restart my channel, start over and do things by myself. 

My Mobile Masterlist

**Updated 12/16/2016**

The Flash (TV Show) Imagines

~Worried About You (Barry Allen/The Flash)- School and work have been keeping you occupied, and Barry has decided that it is his job to do something about it.

~I Think I Deserve A Re-Do (Barry Allen/The Flash)- After a really hard day, someone has to be there to pick the team back up, and maybe even bring them some holiday cheer.

Game of Thrones Imagines

~The Queen in the North (Robb Stark)-  Y/N was sent to live with The Stark family at a young age, and ever since then, she seemed to fit perfectly, maybe even more than she had ever noticed. {Part 1} {Part 2} {Part 3} {Part 4} {Part 5}

Harry Styles Imagines

~When Time Flies-  Y/N hasn’t looked at the timer counting down on her wrist in a few days, but her soulmate was on their way.

The 100 Imagines

~The Flirt (Bellamy Blake)- Y/N is a huge flirt that somehow always manages to make Bellamy Blake blush.

Marvel Cinematic Universe Imagines

~What Outfit He Likes You To Wear (Tony Stark/Iron Man, Steve Rogers/Captain America, Thor, Clint Barton/Hawkeye, Bruce Banner/Hulk)

~A Little Convenient… (Peter Parker/Spiderman)-  Your best friend, Peter, has suddenly disappeared, and you’d be lying if you said you weren’t a bit suspicious.

~The Captain of the Mathletes (Peter Parker/ Spiderman)- Even though you have been in the same classes for years, you haven’t had the courage to talk to Peter Parker, captain of the Mathletes. 

~Falling For Him- Captain of the Mathletes pt. 2 (Peter Parker/Spiderman)- You are getting your big test back today, and Peter is there to catch you when you fall.

~Worth It (Peter Parker/Spiderman)-  You and Peter are training in the tower, and a new move puts you in a bit of a compromising position.

~Just a Tour (Peter Parker/Spiderman)- Since you are new to the tower, everyone insists that Peter Parker gives you a tour of your new home.

~Somebody Has Danny (Peter Parker/Spiderman)- Your little brother disappears, and the only person you can think to call is Peter. Luckily, he has a secret that is going to help.

~It Didn’t Go According to Plan (Peter Parker/Spiderman)-  It’s your boyfriend’s birthday, and you had planned the perfect day. But when you are dating a superhero, things don’t always work out.

~Snooping (Peter Parker/Spiderman)- You had always trusted him, but after three cancelled dates, a casual look around Peter’s room couldn’t hurt.

~ Movie Night (Peter Parker/Spiderman)- You and your best friend had a long-standing tradition of Friday movie Nights, but when Aunt May isn’t there, things start to change.

~Here to Help (Souldmate!Peter Parker/Spiderman)- AU where Y/N has the first words of her soulmate tattooed on her arm. “Don’t worry, I’m Spiderman. I’m here to help.” didn’t instill much confidence.

~Get Well Soon (Peter Parker/Spiderman)- Y/N gets sick during school one day, and has an interesting conversation with one Peter Parker in the school’s office.

~Are You Okay? (Peter Parker/Spiderman)- While cuddling after school one day, Y/N notices that Peter has acquired some new muscles, concerningly quickly.

~A Secret (Peter Parker/Spiderman)- Y/N is so used to lounging around in Peter’s apartment, she just wasn’t ready for Spiderman to tumble in through the window.

~The Ballerina (Steve Rogers/Captain America)- Y/N has always worked best with classical music in the background, but she wasn’t expecting someone to be reading over her shoulder.

~Hey There Soldier (Bucky Barnes/The Winter Soldier)- Y/N gets a bit tipsy one night, and is in close proximity to a certain super soldier with a very cool metal arm. 

~Russian Lullibies (Bucky Barnes/The Winter Soldier)- AU where you hear your soulmate’s singing voice in your ear. Y/N has never met her soulmate, but his voice has been lulling her to sleep for a while.

~Reports (Steve Rogers/ Captain America)- Y/N walked in on Steve humming something a bit odd when she came by to drop off the reports, the national anthem.

~~~Like a Fairytale Series

~Right this Way, Cinderella (Steve Rogers/Captain America x Cinderella!Reader)- AU where someone decides to throw Steve Rogers a birthday and someone else convinces Y/N to sneak out and attend.

~The Mystery Girl- Right This Way, Cinderella pt. 2 (Steve Rogers/Captain America x Cinderella!Reader)- Steve can’t stop thinking about the mysterious girl that slipped through his fingers at that masquerade birthday party.

~Have an Apple, Dear (Bucky Barnes/The Winter Soldier x Snow White!Reader)- Y/N takes a mysterious apple from a stranger- not her best idea. 

~I Am Not a Damsel in Distress (Thor/Hercules x Megara!Reader)- Y/N thinks that she can handle herself, Thor has other ideas, and Loki certainly does.

DC Extended Universe Imagines

~Two Can Play at This Game (Barry Allen/The Flash)- Y/N always tries to hold everything in, but after a truly terrible day, she has to rant, and Barry just happens to be there.

~Well, You Took Your Time (Barry Allen/The Flash)- Y/N is kidnapped by someone that wants to get back at The Flash, yet she doesn’t even think that she knows the Flash.

~They Are For You (Ezra Miller)- Ezra is in and out of Y/N’s flower shop every other day, what she doesn’t realize is why he is buying so many bouquets.

~It Just Felt Right (Ezra Miller)- Y/N has always been under the impression that her best friend was uninterested in her, put this Christmas, that may change.

~Are You Jealous? (Barry Allen/The Flash)- Barry was late for an office Christmas party and a particularly pushy coworker does make for an interesting night. 

~Christmas Cuddles (Barry Allen/The Flash)-  Y/N has worked very hard to have a festive night with her boyfriend, and she isn’t about to let him ruin it…

Jurassic World Imagines

~Reunited (Zach Mitchell)- Y/N had told Zach to be careful before he left, and she can barely fathom the footage she’s seen on the news while she waits for her best friend to come home.

~I Don’t Know What I’d Do (Zach Mitchell)- Y/N gets on a plane to go and see her best friend after the attacks at the park.

X-Men Imagines

~Slow Down (Peter Maximoff/Quicksilver)- Y/N has a tendency to overwork herself, and Peter certainly is not okay with that.

Star Trek Imagines

~I Have Been Waiting All Night (Kirk)- Y/N owns the restaurant that Kirk brings all of his dates to, but tonight, he has shown up alone. 

~Impatient (Leonard McCoy/Bones)- Y/N is at the base, waiting anxiously for her boyfriend to come home to her. Not only has he been gone for months, but now she has to deal with his crew as well.

Star Wars Imagines

~Not So Bad Afterall (Cassian Andor)- The rebellion is having a Christmas Party, and Y/N is not about to waste that opportunity.

~He Promised (Cassian Andor)- Cassian had promised to come back to Y/N, but some promises just can’t be kept. Thankfully, he has his earpiece in and she can talk to him one last time.

~Hope (Cassian Andor)- (He Promised Pt. 2) Cassian died on Scarif, but the Force was miraculous, and it was definitely able to find a way to bring them together again.

Hamilton: An American Musical Imagines

~A Basket of Bread (Alexander Hamilton)- Y/N has seen a group of men in the square everyday, and she can’t help but think that they look like they could use a little something to eat, and maybe a helping hand.

~Dream Bigger (John Laurens)- Y/N is best friends with the hamilsquad, and they have been trying to get her to think outside of the Box for years. After walking her home one night, Laurens makes a pretty convincing argument.

~Blushing Like A Rose (Lafayette)-  Y/N is spending the holidays with the Schuyler’s and she knows that Eliza is going to meddle, no matter how many times that she insists she leave well enough alone.

~Amost Strangers (Lin-Manuel Miranda)-  Y/N is shocked when a customer comes in claiming to be a regular but she has never seen him before. Three days later, and she can’t help but think that he wasn’t lying.

~Nice To Meet You (Lin-Manuel Miranda)- Pride and Prejudice AU Y/N meets the particularly introverted Lin and just maybe gets the wrong idea.

~Call Me Thomas (Thomas Jefferson)- After the Schuyler sisters drag Y/N to their dinner party, she meets her souldmate, the archenemy of some of her best friends. Thomas Jefferson. {Part One} {Part Two} {Part Three} {Part Four} {Part Five}

Teen Wolf Imagines

~Uh Stiles? (Stiles Stilinski)- Stiles is very worried about Y/N’s safety, after all, she is a bit of a klutz.

~He Comes to See You on Opening Night (Stiles Stilinski)- Y/N is the lead in her school musical, and one person’s face in the audience makes all of the nerves disappear.

~You Have Flour on Your Face (Derek Hale)- Y/N decides that her new next door neighbor needs a bit of holiday cheer. After a while, he decides that she might be right.

~Just a Bit of Snow (Derek Hale) (You Have Flour on Your Face pt. 2)- Derek seems to be warming up to his next door neighbor, and Y/N seems to agree.

~Uh, Derek… (Young Derek Hale)- Y/N has been anxiously awaiting the return of her boyfriend, but she wasn’t expecting this version of him.

~Happy Birthday (Jackson Whittemore)- It’s Y/N’s birthday, and even though she wants to be happy, she can’t help but miss her best friend.

~I Think You Should Take A Break (Isaac Lahey)- Y/N’s boyfriend is worried that she is simply spending too much time on homework, and he has plans to change.

~The Girlfriends I See Them With (Scott McCall, Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale, Liam Dunbar)

~You Have a Movie Night (Scott McCall, Stiles Stilinski, Isaac Lahey, Aiden Derek Hale, Peter Hale)

~The Outfit He Likes You In (Scott McCall, Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale, Isaac Lahey, Peter Hale, Aiden)

~When You Are Upset (Scott McCall, Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale, Liam Dunbar)

Criminal Minds Imagines

~Merry Christmas… I Guess (Dr. Spencer Reid)- Y/N has always supported her boyfriend, but she is missing him during the Christmas season, and she certainly wasn’t happy about having to visit him in the hospital.

~An Unconventional Office Christmas Party (Dr. Spencer Reid)A certain Dr. is going to be at the office Christmas party, and Y/N doesn’t know if her heart can take it.

Harry Potter Imagines

~Perhaps This Year Will Be Better (Neville Longbottom)- Y/N is staying at Hogwarts for the holidays, and so is Neville Longbottom. 

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them Imagines

~Falling (Newt Scamander)- Newt was hesitant to show Y/N his case at first, but now he can’t imagine life without her. If only he had the courage to tell her.

~Something Worth Keeping (Newt Scamander)- Newt and Y/N are traveling to Egypt after catching wind of a Thunderbird in need of help. Even though they both have work to do, Y/N gets distracted by a certain magizoologist.

~You Know? (Newt Scamander)-  It isn’t often that Newt meets someone who knows about magical creatures, much less someone who wants to protect them. So when he meets Y/N, he can’t help but be impressed.

~The Star (Newt Scamander)- Y/N wanted to surprise Newt with a decorated tree, but getting the star on the top of the tree was proving to be a bit of a challenge.

~Sickly (Newt Scamander)- Y/N isn’t feeling well, and falls asleep in the case. Newt finds her in a… strange position, to say the least. He, of course, helps her along.

~A New Adventure (Newt Scamander)-   Queenie drags an awkward Y/N to the MACUSA Christmas Party, and she somehow ends up under the magical mistletoe with one Newt Scamander.

~Mating Call (Newt Scamander)- Y/N has a bad habit of wandering off, and Newt finds an… original solution to the problem.

~A Nice Ring (Newt Scamander)- BurlesqueDancer!Y/N meets an awkward Newt when he stumbles into her club one night.

~The Light of Day (Newt Scamander) A Nice Ring Pt. 2- Newt is back at the club, and this time, he asks Y/N out on a date.

5 Seconds of Summer Imagines

~Overprotective (Luke)- Y/N’s older sister has always been your biggest supporter, also making her the biggest judge of your new boyfriend.

~You Are Super Sick (Luke)- Y/N is down for the count, but Luke isn’t going to let her go through it alone.

~College AU (Calum)- After an awful day, Y/N doesn’t know if getting invited to a coffee shop is a blessing or a curse.

~College AU (Calum) (pt. 2)- Y/N is getting ready to attend Calum’s band’s show, and her nerves couldn’t be worse.

~The VMA’s (Luke, Calum, Michael, Ashton)

~Their Favorite Thing About You (Luke, Michael, Calum, Ashton)

~What You Wear to the Concert (Luke, Calum, Ashton, Michael)

~What You Do On His Day Off (Luke, Calum, Ashton, Michael)

Youtuber Imagines

~Can I Borrow a Pencil? (Phil Lester)- Y/N has been in love with the most forgetful boy in the world, and he just so happens to sit in front of her in math class.

~The  Outfit They Love on You (Jack Harries, Finn Harries, Dan Howell, Phil Lester, Alfie Deyes, Jim Chapman)


I put everything that I could find on my blog on this, even some super cringe-worthy stuff that I wrote when I was first starting out.