have to be up at 7 am

🎤Beautiful people beautiful problems🎤

Let me tell you about my day that’s about to begin. I get to go to work from 8:30 to 5:30 (hoping my boss will let me leave at 5), drive to pick Liv up at high school after basketball practice, immediately make my way to the interstate so we can drive to Columbus (2 hours give or take), get checked into our hotel room, change clothes and get ready (looks like I’ll have time to put lipstick on), then make our way to Then Schottenstein Center at The Ohio State University to see Lana Del Rey. See aforementioned concert, go back to hotel room, sleep, get up and drive to Medina in order to have Liv back in school by 10am so she’s eligible to play in her basketball game tomorrow night at 7.


Can you tell how excited I am?


Lana had better be amazing again!


Oh and if that ain’t motherly love then I don’t know what is.


❤️

Good (early) morning

It’s 7:30 AM and I am almost at school for my exam. I would love to just crawl back in bed, but if I can manage to get up this early for an exam, then you guys can do anything! Have a great day, keep that PMA going and see you later!

Or rather in theme of my exam:

Au revoir, mes amis!

It’s only 7 o clock but I’m going to bed cause I have barely slept the past few days and I gotta get up at 5 am. If you see me posting later tonight, feel free to scold me for being a weak bitch

Thanks @dodiesque & @alphalester for tagging me !! Love you two fluff balls^.^

1ST RULE: Tag 10 people you want to get to know better: @phantasticlizzy, @martynandcornelia @waveydnp, @iihappydaysii , @danfanciesphil, @softgolftechniques, @corgisocks, @roryonice, @dankemohowell, @instarbuckswithdan

2ND RULE: BOLD the statements that are true.

APPEARANCE: I am 5"7 or taller • I wear glasses• I have at least one tattoo • I have at least one piercing • I have blonde hair • I have brown eyes • I have short hair • My abs are at least somewhat defined • I have or have had braces

ABILITY: I can sing • I can play an instrument • I can do over 30 push ups without stopping • I’m a fast runner • I draw well • I have a good memory • I’m good at doing math in my head • I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute • I have beaten at least two people in arm wrestling • I know how to cook at least three meals from scratchI know how to throw a proper punch

HOBBIES: I enjoy playing sports • I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else • I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else • I have learned a new song in the past week I work out at least once a week I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months • I have drawn something in the past month • I enjoy writing • Fandoms are my #1 passion • I do or have done martial arts

EXPERIENCES: I have had my first kiss • I have had alcohol I have scored the winning goal in a sports game • I have watched an entire season of a TV show in just one sitting I have been at an overnight event • I have been in a taxi • I have visited another country • I have been to one of my favourite band’s concerts

MY LIFE: I have at least one person I consider a “best friend” • I live close to my schoolMy parents are still together • I have at least one sibling • There is snow right now where I live • I have hung out with a friend in the past month • I have a smartphone • I have at least 15 CDs

RELATIONSHIPS: I am in a relationship • I have a crush on a celebrity • I have a crush on someone I know • I have been in at least 3 relationships • I have never been in a relationshipI have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them • I get crushes easily • I had a crush on someone for over a year • I have been in a relationship for at least a year • I have had feelings for a friend

RANDOM SHIT: I have break danced • I know a person named Jamie I have had a teacher with the last name that’s hard to pronounce I have dyed my hair • I’m listening to one song on repeat right now • I have punched someone in the past week • I know someone who has gone to jail • I have broken a bone • I have eaten a waffle today • I know what I want to do with my lifeI speak at least two languagesI have made a new friend in the past year

Thanks to @ghibli-dodie for tagging me !!

1ST RULE: Tag 9 people you want to get to know better: @spacefreaks @cinnamonnutlester @asplashofstardust @theamazingcorpsefreak @sardonic-sweetness @kirbylovesyou @p-hantasticpheels @bwaydodie @dear-dodie

2ND RULE: BOLD the statements that are true.

APPEARANCE: I am 5"7 or taller • I wear glasses• I have at least one tattoo • I have at least one piercing • I have blonde hair • I have brown eyes I have short hair • My abs are at least somewhat defined • I have or have had braces

ABILITY: I can sing • I can play an instrument • I can do over 30 push ups without stopping • I’m a fast runner • I draw well • I have a good memory • I’m good at doing math in my head • I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute • I have beaten at least two people in arm wrestling • I know how to cook at least three meals from scratch • I know how to throw a proper punch

(… damn lmao not even ONE dfghdlrjghrli)

HOBBIES: I enjoy playing sports • I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else • I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else • I have learned a new song in the past week • I work out at least once a week • I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months • I have drawn something in the past month • I enjoy writing • Fandoms are my #1 passion • I do or have done martial arts

(dslghoighrio and again)

EXPERIENCES: I have had my first kiss • I have had alcohol • I have scored the winning goal in a sports game • I have watched an entire season of a TV show in just one sitting • I have been at an overnight event • I have been in a taxi • I have visited another country • I have been to one of my favourite band’s concerts

MY LIFE: I have at least one person I consider a “best friend” • I live close to my school • My parents are still together • I have at least one sibling • There is snow right now where I live • I have hung out with a friend in the past month • I have a smartphone • I have at least 15 CDs

RELATIONSHIPS: I am in a relationship • I have a crush on a celebrity • I have a crush on someone I know • I have been in at least 3 relationships • I have never been in a relationship • I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them • I get crushes easily • I had a crush on someone for over a year • I have been in a relationship for at least a year • I have had feelings for a friend

RANDOM SHIT: I have break danced • I know a person named Jamie • I have had a teacher with the last name that’s hard to pronounce • I have dyed my hair • I’m listening to one song on repeat right now • I have punched someone in the past week • I know someone who has gone to jail • I have broken a bone • I have eaten a waffle today • I know what I want to do with my life • I speak at least two languages • I have made a new friend in the past year

LETS GOOO aye

Ok tagged by my bae @kirbylovesyou love u hun so here we goooogogogogogogg

1ST RULE: Tag 9 people you want to get to know better: i love u all ok @avocado-murder @lucifers-perfect-angel @jayfuckinghell @sporadicfunkitten


2ND RULE: BOLD the statements that are true.


APPEARANCE: I am 5"7 or tallerI wear glasses• I have at least one tattoo • I have at least one piercing • I have blonde hair • I have brown eyes • I have short hair • My abs are at least somewhat defined • I have or have had braces


ABILITY: I can sing • I can play an instrument • I can do over 30 push ups without stopping • I’m a fast runner • I draw well • I have a good memory • I’m good at doing math in my head • I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute I have beaten at least two people in arm wrestling • I know how to cook at least three meals from scratch • I know how to throw a proper punch


HOBBIES: I enjoy playing sports • I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else • I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else • I have learned a new song in the past week • I work out at least once a week • I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months • I have drawn something in the past month • I enjoy writing Fandoms are my #1 passion • I do or have done martial arts




EXPERIENCES: I have had my first kiss I have had alcohol • I have scored the winning goal in a sports game • I have watched an entire season of a TV show in just one sittingI have been at an overnight event • I have been in a taxi I have visited another country • I have been to one of my favourite band’s concerts

(LISTEN DONT JUDGE ON THE FIRST KISS THING OKAY,,)


MY LIFE: I have at least one person I consider a “best friend” • I live close to my school My parents are still together • I have at least one sibling • There is snow right now where I live • I have hung out with a friend in the past monthI have a smartphone • I have at least 15 CDs


RELATIONSHIPS: I am in a relationship • I have a crush on a celebrityI have a crush on someone I know • I have been in at least 3 relationships • I have never been in a relationship • I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them • I get crushes easily I had a crush on someone for over a year • I have been in a relationship for at least a year • I have had feelings for a friend

(Im a mESS ))

RANDOM SHIT: I have break danced • I know a person named JamieI have had a teacher with the last name that’s hard to pronounce I have dyed my hair • I’m listening to one song on repeat right now • I have punched someone in the past week • I know someone who has gone to jail • I have broken a bone • I have eaten a waffle today • I know what I want to do with my life • I speak at least two languagesI have made a new friend in the past year


✦ ✧ ✦ ✧ ✦ ✧ ✦ ✧ ✦ ✧ ✦ ✧ ✦ ✧ ✦ ✧ ✦ ✧ ✦ ✧ ✦ ✧

anonymous asked:

7, 24, and 30 oh and I ask everyone this so if you don't mind answering what's your zodiac sign??

7. This is a tricky one, but I’m going to have to be cliché and say a fox. It has red fur and I have red hair, so I’ve always been drawn to them. They can be very elegant and graceful, but they can also be very playful and silly, which I can relate to. (≧◡≦)

24. Hmm… well, IRL I am just as “amicable” (for lack of a better word) as I am here on Tumblr! I try to be kind and personable with everyone I meet, and I have no problem staring up conversation with a stranger. Though despite what you may think, I am by no means an extrovert. I would say I’m more of an ambivert. I can be extroverted when I need to, but when I need to be alone, I REALLY need to be alone. ( : ౦ ‸ ౦ : )

30. I am actually an only child! I always wished I had a sibling (。•́︿•̀。) but upon reflecting on my childhood years, I can understand why my parents might have deiced to “hold off” on birthing another hellion having another kid.

Bonus Question: My zodiac sign is a Virgo! I don’t know much about zodiacs, but do I seem like a Virgo? Did any one you perhaps have me pinned for a different zodiac? Tell me in the chat! ( ˙꒳​˙ )

Thank you for the great questions my darling Anon! I hope I answered them well enough for you! (*¯ ³¯*)♡

     xoxo,

          Smutsy (°◡°♡)

Thanks to @dodiesque for tagging me !!

1ST RULE: Tag 9 people you want to get to know better: @alphalester @allthephils @filthyfrankz @philester

2ND RULE: BOLD the statements that are true.

APPEARANCE: I am 5"7 or taller • I wear glasses• I have at least one tattoo • I have at least one piercing • I have blonde hair • I have brown eyes I have short hair • My abs are at least somewhat defined • I have or have had braces

ABILITY: I can sing • I can play an instrumentI can do over 30 push ups without stopping • I’m a fast runner • I draw well • I have a good memory • I’m good at doing math in my head • I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute • I have beaten at least two people in arm wrestling • I know how to cook at least three meals from scratch • I know how to throw a proper punch


HOBBIES: I enjoy playing sports • I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else • I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else • I have learned a new song in the past week • I work out at least once a week • I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months • I have drawn something in the past month • I enjoy writing • Fandoms are my #1 passion • I do or have done martial arts


EXPERIENCES: I have had my first kiss • I have had alcohol • I have scored the winning goal in a sports game • I have watched an entire season of a TV show in just one sitting I have been at an overnight event • I have been in a taxi • I have visited another country • I have been to one of my favourite band’s concerts

MY LIFE: I have at least one person I consider a “best friend” • I live close to my school • My parents are still together • I have at least one sibling There is snow right now where I live • I have hung out with a friend in the past month • I have a smartphone • I have at least 15 CDs

RELATIONSHIPS: I am in a relationship • I have a crush on a celebrity • I have a crush on someone I know • I have been in at least 3 relationships • I have never been in a relationship I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them • I get crushes easily • I had a crush on someone for over a year • I have been in a relationship for at least a year • I have had feelings for a friend

RANDOM SHIT: I have break danced • I know a person named Jamie • I have had a teacher with the last name that’s hard to pronounce I have dyed my hair • I’m listening to one song on repeat right now • I have punched someone in the past week • I know someone who has gone to jail • I have broken a bone • I have eaten a waffle today • I know what I want to do with my life • I speak at least two languagesI have made a new friend in the past year

deepseacritter  asked:

Clone ask: 7, 9, 16

7 and 9 go together so I am just going to do those two: After Echo’s death, Fives never felt the same. There was always an empty space next to him, even when Tup stood there. He had mental evals done, even a bit of therapy with Rex, but nothing helped fill that empty space. He would wake up from nightmares, reimagining Echo dying all in different scenarios. The day he lost Echo, was a day he lost a part of himself.

16: Oh gosh. I think I am going to have to go with Blackout? It sounds like if you mess with Commander Blackout, you might just blackout yourself.

sleep scale

12+ hours: hell yes. decadence has a name and it is ME. the dream. im marrying  my bed you’re invited to the wedding. i might feel groggy and angry for the rest of the day when i actually do get up but WORTH IT. 

12+ hours (ALTERNATE): i am deeply clinically depressed and approximately three (3) inches from death at any given moment

11-10 hours: ideal. im functioning at perfect 100% capacity my body and mind are a well oiled machine. im ready to knock out all my errands and chores in under an hour, work a full day and then study that language im trying to learn

9 hours: good! i could have slept longer, but getting up was no great horrifying trauma either

8-7 hours: the “””””medically recommended amount””””” for adults, but in reality more like a “fine, i GUESS” amount. normal mild levels of angst at having to get out of bed

6 hours: silent unceasing internal groaning for at least the first hour after waking. dont expect any kind of quality conversation for the first 2 or so hours. ive got a Less Than Medically Recommended Amount Of Sleep, that means im a martyr right???

5 hours: pretty unpleasant. feels gross. expect a moderate crash during the late afternoon. this is the first number that is considered worthy of entry in a college student sleep-measuring contest. altho if you try to enter with 5 hrs dead-eyed hordes will instantly materialize from the bushes and one-up you “5 hours??? HAHA SWEET SUMMER CHILD. I HAVENT SLEPT IN 3 YEARS”

4 hours: a Very Poor Decision. deep seated, incoherent rage upon waking that persists up to several hours. consume large amounts of your stimulant of choice, but you’ll still feel like a cave troll. constant aftertaste of chemicals and regret

3 hours: half awake half walking in some astral plane haunted by the wails of the newly-dead. children and animals fear the emptiness in your vacant eyes. a very respectable entry to any sleep-measuring contest. you’ll still get beaten by the “2 hour” and “all nighter” people, but everyone knows this is Bad

2 hours: you can get up, but only by rending your soul from your physical body in a paroxysm of agony, since it will refuse to leave the bed. you are now soulless and will feel absolutely zero emotion until sometime in the late afternoon/early evening when your soul returns and ALL the emotions will hit at once, leaving you alternately sobbing or creepily hyena laughing

1 hour: you fool. you imbecile. your hubris and weakness has brought you to this point. they are coming. you cannot escape. why didnt you just stay awake. why didnt you just pull the all-nighter. the strength of your no-sleep headache threatens to stab through your skull like an ice pick. all you can taste is blood. they are comi

0 hours: THIS ACTUALLY ISNT AS BAD. HAHA I’M NOT EVEN THAT TIRED! WATCH ME DOWN 15 MOUNTAIN DEWS IN 15 MINUTES. I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING IN MY EARS ISNT THAT WEIRD. WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY EYES ARE BLOODSHOT AND I CANT FOCUS, IM COMPLETELY NORMAL RIGHT NOW. GUYS I CAN HEAR COLORS.

FINLAND 1 - 0 - 0 ðŸ‡«ðŸ‡®

A QUICK COMPILATION OF ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW - AND WISH YOU NEVER DID.

1. You may call us Finland and Finns, but we call ourselves Suomi and suomalaiset.

2. Altho if you don´t mind, we would rather you did not call us anything ever. Actually if we could both pretend each other doesn´t even exist, that would be just great!

3. Yes we are a notoriously shy and reserved nation with a gigantic inferiority complex - especially when compared to our neighbor Sweden.

4. Who incidentally we loooooove beating in hockey.

5. Saimaannorppa aka Saimaa ringed seal can only be found in Finland and is highly endangered.

According to a count done in 2015, there are only about 320 individuals left, and therefore quite understandably whenever one is found dead in a fisherman´s net or by the hands of a poacher etc., it causes headlines and outrages.

6. 70% of Finland is made up of forests - that´s roughly the size of the entire area of the United Kingdom.

7. Finland was awarded the Summer Olympics for 1940, but then things got all sorts of fucked up thanks to Adolf & co., so those plans were scrapped even tho we had a brand-spanking new Olympic stadium and everything! Dammit!

Oh well, we were compensated in 1952 when we finally got the honor of hosting our only (so far) Olympic games.

8. Those 1952 Olympics were the first time Coca Cola was introduced to Finns.

9. No, we do not have polar bears.

10. We also don´t have KFC, Wendy´s or Dunkin´ Donuts.

11. Yes I am very upset about all those things mentioned above but especially about KFC.

12. Finland was the first country in Europe which gave women the right to vote (1906).

13. The Finnish language does not separate words such as “she” or “he”. We just use a gender-neutral “hän”, which means “that person”.

14. The national bird of Finland is the whooper swan.

15. Helsinki has the world´s most Northern metro system.

16. Savonlinna hosts their annual Opera Festival in a Medieval castle.

17. We are vindictive and petty as HELL. Just ask Silvio Berlusconi.

http://kmp78.tumblr.com/post/155861218049/finland-chronicles-part-14

18. A Finnish person will drink approximately 129 litres of milk a year.

19. Some years ago, the word for mother (”äiti”) was voted the most beautiful word in the Finnish language.

20. Moomins are, as some of you MAY REMEMBER FROM A SPECIFIC DEBACLE FROM EARLIER THIS YEAR, from Finland and were created by OUR Miss Tove Jansson.

21. Unlike many other countries which after gaining independence tore down all statues and other remnants of their history under foreign rule, in Finland we chose to keep ours up as reminders of our past.

For example, on our main square aka the Senate Square you will find Czar Alexander II standing proudly.

22. And speaking of statues, one of the landmarks of Helsinki is Havis Amanda.

It depicts a mermaid who decides to leave the sea and walk on… well, not water.

Each year on April 30th, she is “crowned” with a cap, to represent all those who have graduated from secondary school and earned their caps.

23. As of 2010, internet access has been a legal right in Finland.

24. Do you have one of those cupboard things over your kitchen sink, the kind where you place your dishes to dry?

That was invented by a Finnish woman called Maiju Gebhard in 1945.

25. The longest word in the Finnish language is “epäjärjestelmällistyttämä­ttömyydelläänsäkäänköhän”, which loosely translates to “not even by her lack of organization, do you suppose”.

26. Angry Birds are from here.

27. Finland is also the birth place of the most successful ski jump champions of all time, Matti Nykänen.

28. After his sports career came to an end, Matti has been a permanent fixture in the tabloids with his… issues… involving alcohol abuse, domestic abuse (he even served time in prison for attempting to kill one of his many ex-wives) and an assortment of careers including stripping and now singing. 

He is also responsible for one of our most beloved and useful quotes of all time: back in the 80s when he was still jumping from towers and competing in Canada, he got into some “situations” and was sent back home as punishment. When he arrived at the airport, a journo asked him “Matti, did you drink alcohol?”, to which Matti replied “Maybe I did drink, maybe I didn´t drink”.

All bases covered then!

The man is a fucking genius.

29. There are absolutely ZERO public payphones anywhere in Finland.

30. For a very short period of time back in, Finland had a female president AND a  female Prime Minister. 

Sadly that arrangement came to an abrupt end when the Prime Minister was forced to resign over a scandal involving some sort of Iraq documents which I´m still, a decade later, completely baffled by.

31. As those who come on this blog surely know by now, Yours Truly is a passionate berry picker - and being a berry nut in Finland is easy indeed since a) we have one of the cleanest natures in the world and b) all living things you find in nature, you can keep - within reason, of course.

Usually a good principle is to keep about 100 meters distance from the nearest house. Other than that, you´re good to go!

32. People in in Northern Finland aka Lapland area have a very specific unit of measurement called the “poronkusema” which could be loosely translated to “Reindeer´s piss”. Roughly it means the distance a reindeer can walk before needing to urinate. It´s quite a long distance…

33. Our current President Sauli Niinistö is a survivor of the tragic tsunami which took place in South-East Asia on Dec 26, 2004. Over 200 000 people (including almost 200 Finnish tourists) died in one of the worst natural disasters of our time - Mr. Niinistö and his sons saved their own lives by climbing up a telephone pole and staying there for several hours.

34. In Finland October 13th is National Failure Day which aims to encourage people to share their failures and learn from them rather than hide their heads in shame and pretend all is well.

35. The REAL Santa Claus lives up in Rovaniemi and you can visit his village all year long.

36. Sheldon gave us a good laugh and an ego boost.

37. We like eating Rudolf with lingonberries and mash.

38. On some years we get A LOT of snow, but on others we get practically none. Back in 1997, in Lapland the snow reached up to 190 cm.

Incidentally I am 155 cm.

39. In the Finnish language there is an alphabet called Å which isn´t actually a part of a single Finnish word in the entire Finnish language - it is simply a remnant from our many centuries spent under Swedish rule.

40. Unesco has reported that Finland´s tap water is the cleanest in the world.

41. A handy Finnish saying: “Early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese”.

42. For some God forsaken reason, Finland and Estonia have the same national anthem.

43. Sadly accurate these days.

44. Sadly accurate these days.

45. Rosina Heikel (1842 - 1929) was Finland´s and in fact the Nordic countries 1st female doctor.

46. When something is a failure/a dud, the common term in the English language is “a lemon”. Over here, it´s “susi”. Susi also means wolf.

47. And susi should not be confused with sisu! 

48. In Lapland you can spend your vacation in an igloo.

49. Fines for speeding are determined by the offender´s income. Basically if you earn more, you have to pay more. The highest fines have been over 100 000 €. Stay poor, kids!

50. Pamela Anderson´s grandparents were from Finland.

51. Yes we like getting our drinks on, and most of us go abroad to Tallinn to get our drinks on for a lot less €s.

52. In Lapland, the Sun never rises from November to January.

53. In reverse, the Sun never sets from June to July. We call it “The Nightless night”.

54. Finland has exactly 1 Eurovision victory under its belt.

55. In 2018 Saara Aalto will be repping us.

Please vote for us. Please?

56. Nokia became famous for their mobile phones, but originally they manufactured rubber boots.

57. We don´t dub movies or TV shows.

58. We do however sometimes give them ridiculous and extremely SPOILER ALERT-y names. For example, “The Shawshank Redemption” was translated to “Rita Hayworth - Key to escape”.

I mean… C´MOOOOON!

59. Sometimes that´s all you can do.

60. Simo Häyhä aka “White Death” was one of the deadliest snipers of all time. During a 3 month stretch of the Winter War, he shot roughly 200 Russian soldiers before getting shot in the face himself. He survived and lived to be 96.

61. We don´t use the 1 and 2 cent coins. You CAN try paying with them as they of course are legal currency, but there are no guarantees you´ll get very far.

62. Feb 14th may be a day for lovers for the rest of the world, but we know it as “Friend´s Day”.

63. Tipping is not (thankfully) a part of the Finnish culture.

64. The guy longing for Sven in Titanic (the coat dude) was portrayed as a Swede, but was actually a Finn called Jari Kinnunen.

65. Karelian pies with egg butter are the best thing ever.

66. Märket island which is situated between Finland and Sweden had to have the border lines twisted a bit because the Finns who built that lighthouse, accidentally built it on the wrong side…

67. While often named as one of the 5 Scandinavian countries, Finland isn´t technically even a part of Scandinavia: we ARE however a part of the Nordic countries.

68. If you are invited to a Finnish sauna, you are expected to go nude.

69. Finnish armed forces are mandatory for men but voluntary for women.

70. Moomin mugs are peculiarly popular especially among Asian tourists. They can sometimes pay even thousands for rare ones.

71. We never had vikings, but there is one viking tale about a princess called Skjalv, daughter of the Finnish King Froste (those aren´t even Finnish names…), who was stolen as war loot to Sweden but ended up strangling her captor with a gold chain. 

72. Our 4th president was Kyösti Kallio, who was forced to resign from office after the Winter War on December 19th 1940. On that same day he was about to step onto a train to take him back home for retirement, when during his final official ceremony at Helsinki Railway Station, in front of his soldiers and while the orchestra played, he suffered a fatal heart attack and died right there in front of everyone. Legend says he collapsed into the arms of our greatest war hero and later president himself, Marshall C.G.E. Mannerheim (seen in the white hat next to President Kallio).

73. Marshall Mannerheim is the only person in Finnish history who has been rewarded that particular military honor. In fact, he is and forever will remain the only person who has the title “Finland´s Marshall”, an honor bestowed upon him for his services to his home country during Finland´s tumultuous early years of independence.

A few years ago he was voted by the Finns themselves as the most important Finnish person of all time.

74. In June 1942, Adolf Hitler came to Finland to pay his respects to Marshall Mannerheim on his 75th birthday. As a little “souvenir” for future generations, the sneaky Finns recorded a snippet of his and Mannerheim´s private conversation.

It is the only known recording of Hitler speaking with a calm, normal voice, as he was very particular about only being filmed while screaming and ranting his ideologies.

75. Roughly 3 million tourists visit Finland each year and I think at least 2 500 000 of them are always going exactly where I´m going too.

76. We like to make things hard for foreigners.

77. We don´t have any mountains.

78. But we have lakes. We have a shit ton of lakes. 187 888 lakes to be precise.

79. FYI

80. All our days end with -tai (Monday = maanantai, Tuesday = tiistai etc.), except for Wednesday. Wednesday is called keskiviikko.

81. We have a lot of free time.

82. J. R. R. Tolkien used the Finnish national epoch the Kalevala as inspiration for the languages in the Lord of the Rings saga.

83. The St. Louis Arch was designed by a Finn called Eero Saarinen.

84. Every summer we arrange what is called Kaljakellunta aka “Beer float” which pretty much just consists of taking a floatie and a case of beer and… well, that´s about it.

85. If you want to enhance your sauna experience, you can use a birch whisk.

86. The bubble chair was designed by a Finnish man called Eero Aarnio.

87. Thursdays are the “official” pea soup and pancakes day all over Finland.

88. Finns love queuing.

89. Life expectancy for men is 78 years and for women 84 years.

90. In Tornio you can play golf in two countries:

http://kmp78.tumblr.com/post/155901150914/finland-chronicles-part-15

91. Finns invented the so-called Molotov´s cocktail.

92. All people in Finland must pay a TV tax even if they do not they own a TV.

93.  We celebrate Christmas on the 24th of December.

94. Finns love salmiakki aka salty licorice.

I don´t, btw.

95. Finland is one of the few countries in Europe which has not banned sex with animals - and some actually take advantage of that loophole…

http://kmp78.tumblr.com/post/156161829244/finland-chronicles-part-21

http://kmp78.tumblr.com/post/156257574544/finland-chronicles-part-23

96. Armi Kuusela won the 1st ever Miss Universe pageant in 1952.

97. In 2006, Conan O´Brian did a sketch about looking like our then-president Tarja Halonen and it ballooned into a huge movement.

98. Weeeeell…

99. On every Independence day, the current president hosts a party at his residence for about 2 000 dignitaries, celebs, politicians etc. We riff raffers sit at home in our sweatpants and watch it on TV with some nachos and snarky comments.

100. MONTY PYTHON KNOWS. 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SUOMI, AND THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING. 

Despite you reeeeally getting on my nerves SO MUCH and SO OFTEN, I still love you. 💙 💙 💙

If Ellen’s hook up question offended you, I’m sorry. But you need to remember that BTS consists of 7 twenty-something guys, that I am assuming have functional penises and libidos. They have clowned on each other about boners and porn watching habits on Korean tv before. They do not have a dating ban on them either.

They are grown and they are not innocent babies. Yeah, a lot of the fandom are minors but a lot aren’t too. ARMY is huge. Also, Korean society is a bit conservative, but they still drink at 18, go clubbing, have casual sex, etc, just like young adults do all over the world.

Let’s be a bit more realistic, y’all. It’s not like she asked about shipping and if any of them sleep with each other. Lol that would be so much more awkward.

Things That Make Me Feel Things

1. Did you fall? Or did you let go?

2. Everything about me makes me wanna die.

3. Since I could not succeed, Fiyero, saving you, I promise no good deed will I attempt to do again. Ever again.

4. And you are paranoid in every paragraph, how they perceive you, you you you…

5. The end, your friend. Your best friend. Your brother, Crutchie.

6. So I’ll build a dream that I can live in, and this time I’m never waking up.

7. I’d rather pretend I’m something better than these broken parts, pretend I’m something better than the mess that I am. ‘Cause then I don’t have to look at it, and no one gets to look at it.

8. Will you be too cool for…video games?

9. NO, is he breathing, is he going to survive this? Who did this, Alexander, did you know?!

10. It ain’t just about us. All around this city there are boys and girls who should be out playin’ or goin’ to school, but instead they are slavin’ to support themselves and their folks.

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Hello everyone! Would you be interested in a handmade custom Sensory Bottle?

My name is Raeven, and I’m a nonbinary 20 year old with ADHD. I currently am unemployed due to my availability and the holidays not lining up, making me an undisrable hire. Until the holidays are over I need a way of making some kind of money, so Im selling these handmade sensory bottles! 

    Sensory bottles come in two kinds

  • Plastic
    • Safe for travel and younger folks
  • Glass 
    • Looks really pretty, more decorational

I can add small objects into the bottle, such as 

  • fake flowers
  • miniature things (depending on my local craft store’s supply) 
  • glitter
  • sequins 

Are you interested? 

A plastic bottle is 5 dollars 

a glass bottle is 7 dollars (glass jars are expensive where i am) 

if you have any questions please feel free to message me! If you are interested in ordering a bottle, please tell me what colors of glitter and/or sequins ( you can have multiple colors of both in one bottle) and/or small objects you would like in your bottle, as well as if you’d like a specific bottle kind and what color you’d like the water ( it can be clear as well for visibilities sake) 

thank you for reading, please have a good day :) 

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DREW A BUNCH OF CHARAS BECAUSE I FELT LIKE IT

TOOK LIKE 5 DAYS OVERALL BUT THATS BECAUSE IM A LAZY ASS

1. @man-who-speaks-in-hands /@spritednug (idk if i spelled ur main username wrong or not im sorry if i am aaa??) This one was a lot of fun to do, actually. I love lineless sometimes aaa

2. @ask-drunk-chara /@hawker-rawr Fallen child? Drunken child more like it

3. @underlineau /@sureisdusty I really need to read up on this one it looks really good.

4. @jakei95 If you haven’t seen this au you’ve probably been living under a rock or smth. (i’m sorry abt the hair it looks so messy aaaA)

5. @camilaart Another AU that, if you haven’t seen it, you’ve probably been living under a rock. In Antarctica.

6. @katelynntheg Honestly, had a lot of fun with this one, too. I loved the colors tbh but they probably aren’t the original colors oops.

7. @xxtc-96xx GO READ ENDERTALE IF YOU HAVEN’T I IMPLORE YOU TO.

8. @channydraws I enjoy this lil shit and their antics with their lovers ok

9. @askfriskandcompany /@thegoodtrashkingdom This blog is tugging at my heartstrings and I am not okay with it.

10. @blinddetermination /@bloodydetermined This blog doesn’t get the attention it deserves bcs it’s honestly rlly neat??? It’s on hiatus rn but go check it out if you have the time!!

ok apparently that’s all i can add in one post so im gonna try to get the last two up asap

#SuccessfulSaturdays

10 Lifestyle Habits That Will Help You Create Success

1. Exercise - refreshing the body and mind. Moving into the body allows us time to work our stresses and rejuvenate the mind.

2. Meditation - making time to do nothing. We can become consumed by the idea of chasing our success and this can result in us becoming overwhelmed by our daily tasks. Meditation allows us time to wipe the mental slate clean and approach future tasks with a clear head.

3. Self-love - being there for ourselves. Failures are going to come thick and fast along the road to success and we need to be there for ourselves during the hard times if we’re going to keep pushing forward and chase our dreams.

4. Affirmations - priming the mind for greatness. Repeating affirmations such as “I am in the process of manifesting my success” helps us to reinforce the belief that we will reach our goals rather than just hoping it will happen.

5. Creativity - expressing ourselves. Creativity dissolves resistance inside us that has been created by stress, trauma, unexpressed emotions and negative energy picked up from others. 

6. Positive energy - surrounding ourselves with positive people. Being part of a mastermind group or having accountability buddies is a vital part of achieving success - like-minded individuals encourage each other to win.

7. Authenticity - being true to ourselves. Doing what we love is the surest way to be successful, life’s too short to miss out on what we love and too long to do what we hate.

8. Focus - blocking out distractions. Removing distractions such as negative people, television and drama is how to we remain focused on our goals and invest the most time into them.

9. Visualisation - creating a clear mental picture of the dream. Knowing exactly what we want our future to look like allows us to map our actions to our goals which speeds up the process of manifestation.

10. Work - putting in the hours. The most important part of creating our success is what we choose to do with our time, investing the majority of our waking hours into achieving our dreams will make them a reality - it’s just a matter of time.

What makes us successful is how we use our time.

Peace & positive vibes.

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I agreed to our first date because I was so intrigued by your mind. That was the best decision I’ve ever made. It was a fairytale- and so was every day since. Every single day with you is filled with unconditional love and endless laughter. Every night with you turns into “one of those nights”…the kind that is so memorable it’s worth losing sleep for. I’m grateful every day that we found each other. Until you, I didn’t know how much I could love. And that this pure, selfless love and affection could and SHOULD be reciprocated. I love life with you. You are the male version of me, my best friend, and my soulmate. You are so good to me and good FOR me. And for all these reasons and more than I could ever list, I DO wish to spend the rest of my life with you. Adventures til dentures. I love you and I couldn’t be more excited for our future 💙💍👰🏻🎉

I can’t imagine not waking up next to you every morning. You’re the most incredible, loving, selfless and exciting human I’ve ever met. You know all of the things I love about you and the list continues to grow every day. You give my life a purpose and I can’t even begin to explain how much love I have for you or how grateful I am. Can’t wait to spend forever adventuring with you. Thank you for existing. Thank you for you. My heart is now full 🐶💍🐹