have to be irish

Moira is the best Irish rep I’ve ever encountered

Alright hear me out. When Moira was revealed, I was super psyched to see that she was Irish, and not a stereotype whatsoever. Like, I genuinely spent a whole day practically in pure excitement because Blizzard had not only created Irish rep (a SERIOUSLY rare thing for us, aside from dopey background characters), but one who was based around true Irish culture. Rather than a drunken brute with a beer belly and wearing green all over- you know, the way media portrays us regularly- we got a character based on Genuine Irish Culture

This is PARTICULARLY prevalent in the Moon skin, which has numerous nods to Celtic culture- pagan symbols, a design mirroring common depictions of Irish deities such as the Morrigan or sorceresses such as Aoife, the wicked queen who transformed her stepchildren into Swans in the tale of the Children of Lir.

I really dig the concept of a sorceress themed Irish character with the power of genetics on her side, specifically because of the conscious effort Ireland as a country is making to have more and more science based jobs, specifically for women. It mightn’t have been intentional, but I wouldn’t be surprised!

These aside, however, there’s one thing that made me extremely happy, and ultimately left the impression that Blizzard had done a very good job with Irish representation: the fact that Moira is a Gaelgoir, or a fluent Irish speaker.

She’s got almost as many lines in English as she does as Gaeilge, in Irish. The reason this is such a big thing compared to, say, Sombra having so many Spanish voice lines is that Irish is very much so a language that’s struggling to survive and is slowly but surely dying. Ireland has a population of just under 5 million, and of those 5 million, only 70,000 people speak Irish fluently outside of the education system, and only 20,000 of those people speak it as their first language. 

By having Moira be clearly one of those 20,000, judging by how often she uses Irish- which is a hell of a lot more than anyone I’ve ever heard in my life, because we all speak English rather than Irish- Blizzard have given the Irish OW community something which means more than they could have possibly imagined- the first good piece of Irish representation that I’ve ever encountered, and for the first time ever: I feel truly represented! 

Been getting back into @therealjacksepticeye (I didn’t watch any of his videos for months and idk why, they’re great) and loving the fractured but whole play through. So, I drew him and his lil avatar guy :3 I can’t draw fluffy hair very well and it’s hard to make someone look like a kid when they have a beard but hey an attempt was made

•BTS MASTERLIST•

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**BTS REACTION REQUESTS ARE CLOSED**

BTS

Bts Reaction to talking to your pregnant belly (NEW)

Bts Reaction to their Italian s/o saying something sweet in Italian (NEW)

Bts Reaction to you being self conscious about your itty bitty’s (NEW)

Bts Reaction to your stretch marks (NEW)

Bts Reaction to finding out your pregnant after breaking up (NEW)

Bts Reaction to your Irish Accent (NEW)

Bts Reaction to having a crush on you (Idol) 

Bts Reaction to you moaning their name in front of the others 

Bts Reaction to teaching their child to walk

Bts Reaction to you being to short to reach things 

Bts Reaction to you calling them daddy and sitting in their lap 

Bts Reactions to you you stressing so much you cry 

Bts Reactions to you giving them a lap dance 

Bts Reaction to you being a disobedient sub 

Bts Reaction to you always being cold

Bts Reaction to their s/o accidentally kicking them in the knads 

Bts Reaction to you hyping up their new album 

Bts Reaction to you falling asleep on a road trip 

Bts Reaction to catching you (friend) masturbating 

Bts Reaction to you collapsing due to malnutrition 

Bts Reaction to you not wanting them to meet your friends 

Bts Reaction to being robbed while you and he are sleeping 

Bts Reaction to their sibling (y/n) sleeping with another member 

Bts Reaction to seeing their s/o baby pictures 

Bts Reaction to other members flirting with you due to a wet dream 

Bts Reaction to your dreams scaring you awake 

Bts Reaction to you being to shy to speak Korean for them 

Bts Reaction to you asking them to massage your hair 

Bts Reaction to you dropping your towel for attention 

Bts Reaction to you wanting them to be your first 

Bts Reaction to seeing your naturally curly hair for the first time 

Bts Reaction to you kissing a girl for a dare 

Bts Reaction to you asking them to come cuddle 

Bts Reaction to you borrowing their clothing 

Bts Reaction to being jealous 

Bts Reaction to you forgetting their B-day and surprising them with lingerie 

Bts Reaction to you doing aegyo 

Bts Reaction to you changing in front of an open window 

Bts Reaction to you having labor pains 

Bts Reaction to you asking for them to carry you during a hike 

Bts Reaction to you getting caught having shower sex (M) 

Bts Reaction to finding your tumblr and seeing you read smut (M) 

Bts Reaction to their foreign s/o wanting to go home for their birthday 

Bts Reaction to their s/o being pregnant and wanting to keep the baby 

Bts Reaction to you refusing sex (A) 

Bts Reaction to you calling them daddy on accident 

Bts Reaction to you being a good at singing but to shy 

Bts Reaction to you loving to hold their hand 

Bts Reaction to their s/o falling asleep while cuddling 

Bts Reaction to their crush holding on to them during a scary movie 

Bts Reaction to ‘fans’ attacking you 

Bts Reaction to shooting a commercial with you 

Bts Reaction to hearing you refer to yourself as Mrs… 

Bts Reaction to you being a traditional dancer 

Bts Reaction to finding out you have depression 

Bts Reaction to having a naughty dream about you (best friend) 

Bts Reaction to you trying to be kinky and failing 

Bts Reaction to thinking your pregnant (unplanned) 

Bts Reaction to you meeting their family 

Bts Reaction to you sitting on anther members lap 

Bts Reaction to you breaking and hiding something of theirs 

Bts Reaction to comforting their dancer s/o

Bts Reaction to meeting your parents

Bts Reaction to you making everyone cookies 

Bts Reaction to you spraining your ankle

Bts Reaction to you being a vlogger

Bts Reaction to you never wearing lingerie

Bts Reaction to you being their stylist

Bts Reaction to you over hearing them say things they don’t mean

Bts Reaction to you loosing a family member

Bts Reaction to another Idol making you their wce

Bts Reactionto their s/o waking up sick and crying

Bts Reaction to you always wearing their clothing

Bts Reaction to them seeing you and your new family after a few years

Bts Reaction to you trying to make a cake for their birthday

Bts Reaction to meeting a friend who has a crush on you

Bts Reaction to you being afraid to do ‘it’

Bts Reaction to you having a bondage kink (M)

Bts Reaction to your first time (M)

Bts Reaction to you being dirty while in a movie theater (M)

Bts Reaction to you being in a Jay Park music video

Bts Reaction to seeing you take a lollypop from another member

Bts Reaction to you being independent but also into skinship

Bts Reaction to you wanting to spend the night with old friends (Boys&Girls)

Bts Reaction to you being overly cuddly

Bts Reaction to you not wanting them to meet your parents

Bts Reaction to you getting matching spray tattoos w/ different member

Bts Reaction to seeing your full sleeve tattoo for the first time

Bts Reaction to you wanting a belly ring

Bts Reaction to seeing you with an unfamiliar guy friend

Bts Reaction to helping you when you’re sick

Bts Reaction to you sleeping curled up with a plushie

Bts Reaction to you winning a petty fight

Bts Reaction to you making them jealous 

Bts Reaction to their s/o being short tempered

Bts Reaction to you getting an injection

Bts Reaction to you being insecure about your legs

Bts Reaction to you splitting you pants

Bts Reaction to you posting a sexy picture of the two of you on IG

Bts Reaction to you purposely not wearing underwear (M)

Bts Reaction to you wanting to have sex bare for the first time

Bts Reaction to their friend moaning their name in their sleep

Bts Reaction to finding your old scars (A)

Bts Reaction to you accidentally spilling your dink on their suit

Bts Reaction to their s/o having a scared rescue puppy

Bts Reaction to their sex tape getting leaked

Bts Reaction to you squirting (M)

Bts Reaction to accidentally seeing you showering

Bts Reaction to how they would ask you for sex

Bts Reaction to you sleepily calling them daddy

Bts Reaction to catching their s/o staring at them

Bts Reaction to finding out you’re a freak in the sheets (M)

Bts Reaction to you wearing a see through shirt and panties

Bts Reaction to you wearing lingerie

Bts Reaction to you having insomnia

Bts Reaction to you posting them on your snapchat

Bts reaction to you sleeping in their shirt

Bts Reaction to you cutting your finger while cooking

Bts Reaction to you asking for cuddles in front of other members

Bts Reaction to you deep throating a banana for a sc video

Bts Reaction to you having a secret artistic ability

Bts Reaction s/o having a secret tattoo

Bts Reaction s/o friends do understand why you’d date them

Bts Reaction s/o is professional equestrian

Bts MTL to date a girl with big boobs 

Bts MTL to enjoy oral 

Bts MTL to take aesthetic pictures of his s/o 

Bts MTL to send nudes 

Bts MTL to get married soon into the relationship 

Bts MTL to have a switch GF 

Bts MTL to have a foreign best friend 

Bts MTL to date a brat (naughty sub) 

Bts MTL to marry someone Vanilla 

Bts MTL to be into exhibitionism 

Bts MTL to date a little 

Bts MTL to want a curvy gir

Bts MTL to masturbate the most 

Bts MTL to go along with their s/o digression kink 

Bts MTL to be into water sports 

Bts MTL to have a threesome 

Bts MTL to having a marking kink 

Bts MTL to stand a clingy S/O 

Bts MTL to be overprotective of their crush 

Bts MTL to pass out on a rollercoaster 

Bts MTL to have a mommy kink

Bts MTL to cook/bake with their s/o 

Bts MTL to get jealous 

Bts MTL to enjoy receiving oral 

Bts MTL marry/ date someone who doesn’t want kids 

Bts MTL to marry someone that only wants one kid 

Bts MTL to tickle their s/o when they are mad 

Bts MTL to have sex in public in disguise 

Bts MTL to want to do your makeup 

Bts MTL to enjoy facefucking their s/o 

Bts MTL to be VERY kinky 

Bts MTL to be into spanking their s/o 

Bts MTL to have a high sex drive 

Bts MTL to brag about sex 

Bts MTL to hate seeing their s/o twerking 

Bts MTL to Kiss and tell 

Bts MTL to have a threesome with another member 

Bts MTL to confess their feelings first 

Bts MTL to bite their s/o for no reason 

Bts MTL to explore your makeup drawer 

Jin:

Homesweet Jin (M)

Roses (M) 

7 Minutes in Heaven (M) 

Daddy (M) 

Yoongi:

Stressed (M)

Skype (M) 

Caught (M) 

Namjoon:

When Stars Align | Pt 1 Pt 2 Pt 3

Shower time (M)

Blowing Smoke (M)

Nightmares

Studio (M) 

Hoseok:

The Waltz (M) 

Gentle Love (M)

Thigh (M) 

Tease (M) 

Jimin:

Dirty Dancing (M)

Bump

Let Me Hear You (M) 

Mhmm (M) 

Butterfly Kisses (M) 

Taehyung:

First time (M)

Homework (M)

Windows (M) 

Home Sweet Home (M) 

Jungkook:

Shower time (M)

Relaxing (M)

Video Games (M)

Double Trouble (M) 

Noona (M) 

Jungkook as a boyfriend (NEW)

Bts as characters in a horror film 

Jimin as an artist 

Yoongi as a Cop 

Bts how long they take to take things in their relationship further (NEW)

Bts talks about sex

Bts in bed 

Bts first date 

I would like for y'all to meet my little 2 week old Irish Wolfhound puppy… Prompto! He’s the runt of the litter and a very sweet boy. He might be smaller than the rest, but he’s a tough guy!

Little theory here! I could be wrong though, so keep that in mind. I think that Gabriel may have wanted the Soldier Enhancement Program for Blackwatch/Overwatch. It would 100% help them. So, he went to Moira- the Blackwatch support. We already know Moira is shady. She isn’t a good guy here, no matter which way you look at it.

Her peers didn’t like her ethical shortcomings, which leads us to be that she may have experimented on omnics and humans and used possibly harmful methods. For example, she could have unwillingly tested on people and omnics (especially omnics since they are considered to be ‘below’ by some people) and used possibly illegal drugs and shit like that. 

Anyway, I think Gabe possibly went to her and asked her to help reverse engineer the SEP so he could get ahold of it and use it on other agents. If not that, maybe he wanted to remove it’s hold on him. Moira could have done just that- but did a bit extra without Gabe’s consent.

You see here that she is eager, while he is obviously confused. This is just before he starts to get his little reaper wisps. He isn’t happy. This isn’t what he wanted. If it was an accident, wouldn’t Moira be more concerned? 

Further more, Moira is in the same costume as Mercy but her “halo” is broken and she has horns which could represent being evil. Also, as you know Moira is Irish. In Irish folklore, they have a feminine creature called a Banshee that can predict and bring death. They typically look like this.

If you notice, the hand Moira has on Gabe’s shoulder sort of looks like this. Seeing she is Irish and has made Gabe into Reaper, I think this whole banshee ties help solidify what she did was on purpose and intended. 

Now, as for Mercy and Gabe’s hostility towards her? Maybe she had promised to help and tried to, but only made things worse. It isn’t exactly clear but he is hostile towards her and puts her to blame for some of it. It is confirmed though from the video that Moira did do this to Gabe, and this entire post is just a back up to solidify it and try to give a motive. 

credit to @still-boldly-going @owr-tips-and-tricks and @attamo for help and theory discussion!

they say millennials are bad.

“How different age groups react to being told a machine is not working properly and they need to take some different for it to work properly,” An impromptu scientific study by me, the struggling employee.

Scenario: All of the gas pumps are declining debit cards, we politely tell them to run it as credit since our computer is on the fritz. The booth computer is also down so we can’t take cash or checks right now. (But plot twist, every hour more problems pop up until eventually, the entire station dies but that’s a different story.)

Age 0-15: What are you even doing at a gas station. Go back to your womb.

Ages 16-30: “Haha, no problem. Hopefully, your computers will be working soon. Thanks for the help.”

Ages 30-55: “Okay sure. I’m late for my hair appointment and this ten-second delay is mildly annoying.”

Ages 55+: “WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S NOT WORKING. EVER SINCE YOUVE GOT THESE NEW MACHINES THEY JUST TRY TO DESTROY EVERYTHING I LOVE.” *Starts throwing nickels at bystanders.* THIS WOULD HAVE WORKED IF THEY HADNT LET THE IRISH PEOPLE IMMIGRATE HERE BACK IN THE 1840’S. IM GOING TO LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK HERE BECAUSE OF THE AWFUL SERVICE!“

Shiro: I’m Japanese.

Lance: I’m Cuban.

Hunk: I’m Samoan.

Keith: I’m half-Galra. Dunno what my Dad was, but it doesn’t matter.

Pidge: Whoa, that’s so cool! I’m not entirely sure on all the details, but I’m probably, like, 25% Italian? Maybe less than that? Definitely have some British and Irish roots somewhere, maybe a little Dutch and German? A smidge of French?

The other Paladins:

Why yes, I have been listening to the same song on loop for over an hour, why do you ask?

Humans Are Weird: Anthroponomastics Edition

I’m a bit of a nerd when it comes to a lot of things, but one of the ones that really interests me that I don’t think a lot of people necessarily think about is personal names: the set of names that identify individual human beings.

One of the common things I see in science fiction is names used to define alien races as being alien, by having them counter traditional English name structures (I imagine this is true in other languages as well, but I am less familiar). Tali’Zorah nar Rayya, G’Kar, Pa'u Zotoh Zhaan, Teal’c, etc. When names do resemble human names, the reason given is usually that their full length would be unpronounceable by humans, like Spock.

But the general similarity between all of these variations is that within the species, names are structured the same. Tali’Zorah nar Rayya is the daughter of  Rael'Zorah nar Rayya. G’Kar is a follower of G’Quan and has an aide called Na’Toth. Names are often used in SF not only to identify a species as alien, but identify them as a specific race of alien.

So what if that is, to a degree, true? What if humans encountered aliens who have a specific form of designation for each individual of the entire species? And then they have to deal with human personal names.

Human personal names are weird. There’s a general correlation between how they’re given within cultural groups, but those are by no means rules and when you have cultural groups intermingling, they can even cross.

Most English-speaking countries have three names: First, Middle, Last. First and Middle are distinct from Last. Last names are usually patrilineal and come from the father, but that’s becoming less true as more children take their mother’s last name and hyphenated dual last names become more prominent.

Speaking of dual last names, other cultures sometimes forego the Middle and have two Lasts instead. Spain, as well as many Spanish-speaking countries, has three names: First Patrilineal Matrilineal. So when Maria Alvarado Rodriguez and Diego Rubio Suarez have a child, they name her Inez Rubio Alvarado. But even that isn’t a rule, because recently women in Spain and other countries have taken to reversing the surname order of their children, like Inez Alvarado Rubio.

In Russian, you also have three names: First Patronymic Patrilineal. Nadezdha Valentinovna Petrov is the daughter of Valentin Igorovich Petrov. Irish Gaelic names appear as though they have three much of the time, but they’re really First and Last with a surname prefix of Ó/Ua or Mac for males and Ní/Nic for females: Seán Mac Mathúna, Gráinne Ní Mhurchú.

First, though, is probably better referred to as a Given Name, because it doesn’t necessarily always come first. In Japanese, the Surname comes before the Given Name, so a name written in English format as Shinobu Sato would be more accurately written as Sato Shinobu. This is also true of Korean naming convention: during the 2014 Winter Olympics some American broadcasters referred to a South Korean figure skater as Kim Yuna, while her legal name under South Korean convention is Yuna Kim.

And names are so different across borders that often when people emigrate or relocate, they change their names to better interact with the host culture. Ergo the stereotype of getting a new name at Ellis Island. My mother’s family is primarily from Moscow and Western Russia, but none of their names sound it: Yulia is Julie, Svetlana is Vicky, Kirill is Kyle, etc. And they all have middle names, legally, but those “middle names” are actually their patronymics, which would be considered surnames in Russia. One of my friends is from Tanzania and goes by Amy because she doesn’t want people to butcher the pronunciation of her Swahili name; according to my African-American Lit professor who works with several Ghanaian academics, the same is true of people with Ashanti names.

That’s not even the most complicated part: we don’t even call each-other by our legal names most of the time. If we’re in a casual setting, we might call each-other by names that may have no relation to our given names. My friend’s birth name is Cynthia and we call her Ray. Plenty of people go by their middle names. And this is often from birth. Someone might name their child Robert, but most people don’t look at an infant and think “Robert,” so five minutes out of the delivery room he’s called Robbie or Bo or something else. My Spanish-language teacher is Basque but was born in a dictatorship when her parents weren’t allowed to name her Idoia - so they named her Maria Idoia and immediately dropped the Maria in general use.

I have at least four nicknames within my family alone: my immediate family calls me Kate, my aunt calls me Katie (and is the only one allowed to do so), and my grandmother calls me either Katya or Katousha, which are both Russian endearments.

And then we change them for a variety of reasons. We have gender-specific names, so people whose identity doesn’t correspond to their assigned gender will change their names to more accurately represent themselves. People change their names when they get married. People change their names when the name itself is besmirched somehow: hundreds of Adolfs became Alfreds and Alberts after WWII. People even sometimes change their names because they feel like it.

Any given human being has at least half a dozen names they go by. So you have poor T’Xao just trying to find the Human known as Katherine Elizabeth Jennings and getting responses like “Oh, Katie’s over in Engineering” and “Jen’s in the Dining Hall” and “I think I saw Lizzie heading toward Medical” and who are all these people and can they lead him to Katherine Elizabeth Jennings? T’Xao just wants the Engineering reports so he can show the Captain, this shouldn’t be this hard.