have these been done yet

  • (somewhere in a space rebel base idk)
  • Lance over the comms: Pidge come quick! We found your brother!!
  • Matt: ...... what the fuck's a pidge
  • bambam: why are you naked?
  • yugyeom: i don't have any clothes
  • bambam, opening the closet: that's bullshit, you have a lot of clothes, this shirt, these pants, hi jungkook, this sweater
  • What she says: I'm fine.
  • What she means: Heather Duke has a jeep, why did Macnamara have to ride the bus? Sure Duke was an ass, but did she really make her friend ride the bus? Unless she didn't have her license, but in that case, did she also ride the bus? I mean I don't think that would fly with her, right? She would bitch at her parents to give her some other way. But would she really still make her so called friend still ride the bus? Why does Macnamara not ask for a ride? Is she afraid of Duke? I mean it would make sense if she was because Duke has the ability to ruin her like Chandler used to be able to, but why is Duke more popular than Macnamara, is it because she's bitchier? Maybe it's because she's meaner in general? Or she's just louder? Either way, Macnamara was the more liked of the surviving Heathers, so wouldn't she "inherit" the throne? Or maybe Duke was the only one who wanted it. But in all of Duke's popularity did she really have to make her friend ride the bus? Would no one else give Macnamara a ride?
  • <p> <b>Rapmonster:</b> If you bite it and you die it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die it's venomous.<p/><b>J-hope:</b> What if it bites me and it dies?<p/><b>Rapmonster:</b> That means you're poisonous.<p/><b>Jin:</b> What if it bites itself and i die?<p/><b>Suga:</b> That's voodoo.<p/><b>V:</b> What if it bites me and someone else dies?<p/><b>Rapmonster:</b> That's correlation,not causation.<p/><b>Jungkook:</b> What if we bite each other and neither of us dies?<p/><b>Jimin:</b> That's kinky.<p/></p>

[shows up to meme months late with starbucks]